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7 foolery AV'g !/ V w 7 -Wy +' THE PROMOTER. All things unto all men is he Amid the daily strife. he’s And so, of course, apt to see The schemy side of life. THICK AS BEES. Wink—“In olden times all houses had knockers outside.” Bink—“Oh, well, you’ll find the knockers inside these days."—Chi¬ cago News. DISEASES OF 1903. Knicker—“Has he got the artistic temperament?” Bocker—“Worse; he has charac¬ teristic impulsiveness.”—New York Sun. KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT. Singleton—“Why are you watching that newly-married couple? Do you expect to see some love-making? »> Oldwed—“Not me. I’m waiting to hear them quarrel.”—Chicago News. FIVE TO FOUR. Newton has just discovered the law of gravitation. ‘‘But I won’t be a bit surprised if the Supreme Court declares it un¬ constitutional,” he mused, soberly.— Puck. A FORGOTTEN RESPONSIBILITY. Wife—“Why, George, dear, what is the trouble?” Husband—“Oh, there was some¬ thing I was going to worry about and for the life of me I can’t think what it was.”—Puck. THE COMMENT OF A VICTIM. “I see that a Connecticut farmer has set his automobile to sawing wood.” “That looks to me like a great scheme for obviating tire trouble.”— Cleveland Plain Dealer. PRACTICAL. “Is that financier a practical rail¬ way man?” “Practical!” repeated Mr. Dustin Stax. “Perhaps so. It depends on what kind of practice you have in mind.”—Washington Star. A CONFESSION. ¥ fl * Mm Av -j U) 'mP' ’i ?A w i Tub FA# 4i v. m 1m \ ill i y. W&A . m&sr 91 IB : u f i v I in Wm lily : ‘ X am r An mm: m ¥m A m 1 1 I^h/. r-V a k He—“So jou were never in love?” She—“Why, no! But I’ve been engaged to heaps of men who were. ft —Bystander. IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW. Professor (examining medical stu¬ dent)—“If you were called out to a patient what is the first question you would ask? Medical Student—“Where he lives!”—Philadelphia Inquirer. ARRANGING MATTERS. “Here is a map of the route we shall take.” * I Did you make two of them?” “No; what for?” “So papa will be able to overtake us and forgive.”—Houston Post. HIS POSITION. i ( Do you think women ought to vote?” “Why not?” asked Mr. Meekton. “I'd much rather have Henrietta go to the polls herself than make me re¬ sponsible for her errands, »t Wash ington Star. AWFUL CONTINGENCY. . Cholly—“They say that marriages are getting earlier and earlier every year.” Softbrane—“Deah me! T say, old chap, won’t it he doocedly awkward, dontkerknow, when they perform the ceremony before a fellah's up?”— Yeung’s Magazine. Invisible patches are not used in patching up quarrels. FITS, St. Vitus'Dance'.Nervous Diseases per manentlycured by Dr. Kline's Great NorVe Restorer. It! trial bottle and treatise tree. Dr. II. R. Kline, Ld.,!Ml Arch St., Phila,, Pa. One way to buy experience Is to speculate in futures. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup tor Children toothing,softensthcgums.rcducesiniiamma- tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25ca bottts Some helpless people manage to ! help themselves to more. HAD BAD ITCHING HUMOR. Limbs Bclotv the Knees Were Raw— Feet Swollen—Sleep Broken— Cured in 2 Days liy Cnticura. “Some two months ago I lmd a humor break out on ray limbs below ray knees. They came to look like raw beefsteak, all red. and no one knows how they itched and burned. They were so swollen that I could not get my shoes on for a week or more. I used five or six different remedies and got no help, only when applying them the burning was worse and the itching less. For two or three weeks the suffering was intense and during that time I did not sleep an hour at a time. Then one morn¬ ing I tried a bit of Cnticura. From the moment it touched roe the itching was gone and I have not felt a bit of it since. The swelling went down and in two daj-s I had my shoes on and was about as usual. George T). Farley, 50 South State St., Con¬ cord, N. II., May 14, 1907. Xo man can sneak into heaven on the strength of his tombstone epitaph. HELPFUL ADVICE SI fmm mi aRe ' mm i a) 2 i [ffi 'P i i I WM »5pi & (I g ’m \%lm I* ii ic m You won’t tell your family doctor the whole story about your private j illness — you are too modest. You need not be afraid to tell Mrs. Pink ham, at Lynn, Mass., the things you could not explain to the doctor. Your letter will he held in the strictest con¬ fidence. From her vast correspond¬ ence with sick women during the past thirty years she may have gained the very knowledge that will help your case. Such letters as the fol¬ lowing, from grateful the women, es- of tablish beyond a doubt power LYDIA E.PINKHAM’S VEGETABLE COMPOUND to conquer all female diseases. Mrs. Norman R. Barndt, of Allen¬ town, Pa., writes: «t Ever since I was sixteen years of age I had suffered from an organic de¬ rangement and female weakness; in consequence I had dreadful headaches and was extremely nervous. My physi¬ cian said I must go through an opera¬ tion to get well. A friend told me about Lydia E. Pinltham’s Vegetable Compound, and I took it and wrote you for advice, following your directions carefully, and thanks to you I am to¬ day a well woman, and I am telling all my friends of my experience.” FACTS S8CK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia E. Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound, made the from roots and herbs, has been standard remedy for female ills, and has posit ively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, irregularities, ulcera¬ tion, fibroid tumors, periodic pains, backache, that bear¬ ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges¬ tion, dizziness,or nervous prostration. At one thousand fathoms below the ( surface of the ocean there is a uni- j form temperature jus,t above freezing , point ' _ Free Cure f&r Rheu . matism, Bone Pain ami Eczema Boianic Blood Balm (B B. B.) curesthe worst cases of Rheumatism, bone pains, swollen muscles and joints, by purifying the blood. Thousands of cases cured by B. B. B. after all other treatments failed. Price Si.oo per large bottle at ding stores, with complete directions for home treatment oLarge sample free by writing Blood Balm Co.. Atlanta, Ga. FISH Drop us a card and we will put you on to something with which you can turn your neighbor green with envy by catching dead loads of them in streams where he has be¬ come disgustud trying to catch them the old fashioned way. It’s something new and cheap. It catches at all seasons—some¬ thing no other tackle will do. It will tickle you to see it catch house and musk rats. Illustrated catalogue of prices and,testi¬ monials for the asking. We are sole manufacturers of the celebrated S atented Double Muzzle Wire Fish Baskets. ur sale covers over 20 states. We pay the freight on one dozen or more nets. EUKEKA FISH NET CO., Griffin, Gb. cures all itching ercptions. Glencoe, Md., Nov. 21st, 1907: ‘T have had eczema on my hands for 12 years, and have tried everything. 1 have bean using tkt* tkuire 4 days and the results arc great, Signed, Mrs. M. Harvey. Tkttekine is the surest, safest, speediest cure for eczema and all other skin diseases. Bold bv drug gists or sent by mail for 50c. by J. T. Sam? think, Dept. A, Savannah, Ga. A mere matter of form has enabled many a woman to make a bit cm the stage. ■ BOWEL Dr. Blggers Huckleberry Cordial Never fails to relievo at once. It is the favorite baby medicine of TROUBLES the bent nurses and family doctors. Mothers everywhere stick to it, and urge their friends to give it to Children for Colic. Dysentery. Cramp*, Diarrhoea, Flux, Foul-Stomach and all Stomach and Bowel CHILDREN Ailments. You can depend on it. Don’t worry, but take Dr. Biffffors Huckleberry Cordial. 25 cents nt drug stores, or bv mail. Circulars free. TEETHING If A LTI WAN OEK TAYhOR DRUG CO., Atlanta, Ga CURES STOMACH-ACHE IN TEN MINUTES INVIGORATES THE SYSTEM s NUBIAS Corrects Relieves And makes that your tired life liver worth feeling, troubles. living. TRY A BOTTLE flsfc your dealer for it Engines & Boilers Built for service; al! ai7<:s 1 nerease rtf, your profits by using our engine and boiler with one of our Corn Mills or Saw Mills. Write to the makers for uittalogue 5;,' and prices. iifl *<■>„ R. D. Cole MI'g Co •> i. Dept. M, Newnan, Ga. WE GIVE AWAY OVER 1000 Valuable Household and Fancy Articles Free, in Exchange for Carton Tops and Soap Wrappers from “20 Mule-Team” Borax and “20 Mule Team Borax Products. Send Postcard for 40-page Illustrated Catalogue. Address PACBEBC COAST BORAX CO •9 NEW YORK. § ?«3E av f FralfiafiOi {VSekr 0 FOR. M EM. Twc hundred pounds, more or less, resting fit on the bottoms of vonr shoes will tire your feet unless the shoo bottoms your feet. SKREEMER shoes am made correctly from the bottom up. and that’s why they always fit. Look for the labol. If you don’t find Skreemers readily, write ns for directions how to secure them. FRED. F. FIELD CO., BrocKton, Mass. Pole Delicate Women and Girls The Old Standard GROVE’S TASTELESS CHILL TONIC, drives out Malaria and builds up the system. You know what you are taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it. is simply Quinine and Iron in a tasteless, and the most effectual form. For adults and children. 50c.. _ Works Like a Charm << I recommend Cardm to my lady friends,” writes Mrs. Mattie Christo¬ pher, of R. F. D. 72, Atlanta, Ga. “I think it is the best medicine for fe¬ male trouble I ever took. It works like a charm. Before taking Cardui, I had suffered with female trouble for fv 20 years. I was irregular and suf¬ ■vea 1/ fered untold misery. I took all kinds V of medicines, but did mS. M. CHRISTOPHER none me so Atlanta, Ga. much good as Cardui. « TAKE CARDUI O H Ul It Will Help You << Since taking Cardui,” Mrs. Christopher writes, (( I am regular, suffer no pain and am so much better, in every way. I cannot praise Cardui too highly. Cardui is a strength-building medicine, that you need, if your female functions are disordered, or if you suffer from any female pains, such as pains in head, side, back, hip, thigh, dragging sensations, falling feelings, etc. Try Cardui. Sold everywhere. VALUABLE Write for 64-page illustrated Book, "Home Treatment for Women,” describing symptoms of Female Diseases and giv DAAIT II marvn ing valuable hints on health, hygiene, diet, medicine, etc., |M Jf l \ P.fl. for women. Sent free, postpaid. 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