The Fort Valley leader. (Fort Valley, Houston County, Ga.) 1???-19??, December 04, 1908, Image 5

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    CLOSED HiS [)OORS!
John A. Evans’ Store at Fort Valiev . Closed Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
STORE THE IN HANDS OF
IRA A, WATSON AND COMPANY
The Stock is Doomed and Must Be Sold in 15 Days no matter how great the ;ss or vv hat
the Sacrifice.
THE SIC SALE STARTED TITITTSDAY DEC. 3RD.
The greatest sale of Clothing, Shoes, Hats, Women’s Skirts, etc. The entire stock must j o. A chance
of a life time. Consult your own interest. Buy where your money will get you the most. Supply your
needs for the next six months. It will pay you to travel 100 miles to visit this sale.
LOOK FOR THE BIG BLUE SIGN.
John A, Evans' Old Stand. -
Ira A. Watson Sl Co. In Charge.
V If ’ 4# m i % I I Til * i s BEST?
E H V r c > ^ r' i&/ v *r JftL d Lx Jtil a w m © our line is the best. Cole’s Hot
idd L Heaters can’t be beat We handle the
bes JL iL two-horse Steel Plow on the market. A1
so Clarke Cut A. m Narrows, 8,10 and 12 disc.
The celebrated Tyson £/ & Jones Buggies v y v J at a bargain v —/
Get prices on furniture before buying; we can save
you money.
GEORGIA AGRICULTURAL WORKS.
English Plum Pudding.
For English plum pudding clean, j
wash and dry a pound of currants; J
stone a pound of raisins, Mix the cur¬
rants, raisins, a pound of suet, chop^
ped fine, three-quarters of a pound of ,
stale breadcrumbs a quarter ota pound ,
of brown sugar, the giated rind of a j
lemon, half a pound ot minced candied
orange peel, a quarter of a pound of I
flour, half of a grated nutmeg, Beat !
five eggs, acid to them half a pint of
orange juice, then pour over the dry
Ingredients and mix thoroughly. Pack
into greased small kettles or molds.
This will make about six pounds. Boll
ten hours. Serve with hard »'<«.
Rickchaws and Dandies. ..
In the mountain districts of India
the principal vehicles of passenger
conveyance are the rickshaw and the
dandy, with which Kudyard Kipling
has made us familiar. The ^ckshaw
Is pushed and pulled thiougb
streets and on the roaus leading on
lnto the country by four coolies, and
the dandy is carried on tbe shoul
ders of four and sometimes six coolies.
Saddle ponies are also used to some ex¬
tent, but most of the inhabitants and
quite all visitors use the rickshaw aud
dandy. The latter is constructed on
the pole plan is attached of a sleigh fore box, and but aft, lou which S® r . f- is .
long enough to give a springy motion
when the coolies are walking and trot
tmg. A crosspiece rests or the shouJ
ders of the coolies and is shifted now
and then from one shoulder to the
er for rest. By the command of
cooly in charge this shift is made si
multaneouelv.
n I didn’t know you were in the choir,
What’s vour nosition 1 there?”
“Neutral ”
“TT..W rir» vn„ meanV’
PUlaSil. “T dnn-t id«r With either faction.”—
miiaaeiphia Ledger.
Kacaped Hi. Mem.rr.
Mr. Selfmade—Why do they call it an
lima mater, my soa? The
RYhy—er-ttve fact Is, I canT remember
■rbat they tmgkt u about tfaafc-Kow
t, ,•.* •••
STEPS TO HEAVEN.
Tlie Legend of How Mount Cmi’i i
Stairway Was Cut. |
Mo ,. nt o»i, on the border between |
wegtern chlna and Tibe t, has the long
^ staircase iu lhe wor ld. On top of
the mollutain there stands a Buddhist
temple, around which gather some of
the holiest traditions of that religion
and which is made a Mecca to the Chi
nese.
To facilitate the ascent of its slippery
sides some 20,000 steps have been cut
In the mountain, forming a single
flight, up which the pilgrim toils.
Because of its inaccessibility few Eu
ropeans have ever visited the spot, but
number of travelers have ascended
^ 8tairway aud aK ^ e positive that it is
eeendarv ^ myth
Th . g a legend that in earlier times
was forced to ascend the
mountain without artificial aids until
^ monkg COHCeived tbe p i an 0 f requir
in S c ' erj u gain es
pedal benefit of his journey to cut a
single step.
Cash , or Credit. „ ...
Women should not get credit. Nei
ther should men. Cash is the cure.
Tradesmen maybe would have a bad
nme for slx or twe Jve months, and
m a lady would have to “lie low,”
feut in tbe end we would get both, our
trade and our mon ey, and she would
t her dresg and at far less cost
opinion.
The Vice Presidency.
“It’s sthrange about th’ vice prlsi
dincy amor,- is saw tn’ highest Mr. Dooley. office m th pti* gitt
iv th’ people. Th’ vice pnsidmey is
; th’ nex’ highest an’ th’ lowest. It isn’t
i a crime exactly. Ye can’t be slnt to
' jail f’r it but it’s a kind iv a disgrace.”
! —“Dissertations » Mr. Doolsy."
_____
! His Hope For Revengo.
! Judge (to barber sentenced todeath)
you hare a test request
win be glad to grant it Barber —I
Ohoold like to share the perweeotteg sO
immk
TTofds Pasraed.
Judge—You say that words passed
between the accused and his wife. Did
you hear what they were? Witness—
No; I didn’t hear them, but I saw them.
Judge — Saw them ? Witness — Y’es.
They were In the dictionary that he
threw at her.
Eiperlment.
“I have been married twice, once for
love and once for money. *>
ti Are you satisfied?”
** Not quite. I should like to try mar^
tying for a little ef both, If I may.”—
Puck.
!■ the Restaurant.
“He seems to be an experienced
waiter.
ii Oh, yes. Note the calm Indifference
with which l-o treats people who are to
« hurry.”
Costly Keys.
One thousand seven hundred pounds
was the sum given by Count Adolphe
rle Rothschild for what may be said to
ke the m0 st valuable key in the world.
It Is marked with the arms ot the
Strozzl family and is believed to be
the work of the great Italian artist
Benvenuto Cellini, who flourished In
^ s . ixteentb century. The key is chis-
1 , . ., meek of steel orescnfinc
’ te6 e Ue femai figures S and orna
“ varion6 oa t . ks ftnd scrolls.
^ n th thl Kt] key v , ;,. h formerly be
to Medici ally, is in the
J K ^ sington mu .seum, London,
^uare^temp. t f the bow rests upon , i
L inmosm. .. mu.n 6
fl fL r e ot ...... ..... chiseled, hoh'lLg a
J " ld TIk . cm.'ists of a colt .n
' :
with. CodMlMau ; camt-d cap.Ul.
a Lesson In Ornithology.
a gentleman who rather overvalued
himself, looking at a case of birds, said
to an ornithologist who was with him,
: -What is that birdr
I “That” said the other, “is a magpie. H
“It’s not my idea of a magpie,” was
^rejoinder h
JtV Ck>«'s IP* of * m .
Ho Never To!cJ a Lie.
“Tommy,” said a father to his
eon, “have you been at those six ap¬
ples I put in tlio cupboard?”
tt Father,” said Tommy, looking
into his eyes, “1 have not touched
pne.
-i Then how is it your mother
found five apple cores in your bed¬
room, and there is onty one left on
the plate?” Tommy he dashed
it That,” said as
wildly for the door, u: Xu ; the one 1
didn’t touch.
For Tired Eyes.
Take a cup brimful of water. Add
sufficient salt to be Just perceptible
to the taste. Hold your eyes to the
water so that your lashes touch it,
then wink once, and the eyes will he
suffused. Do not wipe them. Phis
go refreshes the eyes that they feel
like a new pair. Do not forget the
6 _ 00( j ru } e> As soon as you “feel
your eyes" tt stop using them. By
following this treatment very little
time will be wasted waiting for tired
tyes.
\ AMGRY at the moon.
■
Onta- ■ i Deaf Mot“s Kcscaf It.
v LiRtmle Toward Tfiem,
ion ifh ears to be the center of
ever> joqf in ice’s cosmogo
ny . jJiii :•> ’ .on that 1
hnv*' fit>i nm ■flit deaf
mute iparent
SI ■U.
room the
moon 6 <• me. I
didn’t Hue it. I shook my 11m at the
moon. »»
j i* When l went to v/alk the moon
chased me. I hated the moon. I made
faces at the rnoon. ti
As a stimulant to undesirable emo¬
tions, the moon must exert considera¬
ble influence upon the morel life of tbe
uneducated deaf. One little boy obey¬
ed the impulse it is bemen to feel
wbm pendstentiy Bb tried to
k£a«M
The Owner and the Visitor.
His bouse, the first be bad ©ret
owned, befog nearly finished, the Flat*
bush man went forth one fine after¬
noon to Inspect St. As he entered the
front door he observed a well dressed
man standing within, apparently ad¬
miring the beauties of construction and
decoration. In an instant the pride of
the owner swelled within him. Here
was where he would make the visitor
Terdant with envy and, Incidentally,
Intercept a few bouquets for himself.
Stepping up to the stranger, he re¬
marked:
u It’s a beautiful house, Isn’t It? It’s
worth every cent of the investment
and a great deal more. tt
ti You are right,” replied the stranger.
it You are, I suppose”—
“Yes. I’m the owner,” interrupted
the other, “and just let me tell you
that there are not many men round
here who own as fine a house as this,”
«j q ube believe you,” serenely an
gwered the visitor. “I’m the man, you
see, who holds the first mortgage on
It."— Brooklyn Eagle.
The First Woman Whip.
Who was the first “femme coehere?"
To the Princess de Metternich, a lady
of (juallty in the fullest meaning of the
word, who flourished under the second
empire, P is honor must be accorded,
sa dr London Chronicle. For In
the su tlie woman whip was a
VCI‘D tacle indeed this daunt
lesf- ■i frequently to be seen
dr: ffiaolon through Paris,
Ol! facetious youths took It
into ; to signal to her. “Pst,
coe ; princess entered into the
ke.. She drew up. “By
ihe the two, seating them
selves. ■7” “Bois de Boulogne. rt
She wh;t ,» without another word
and Irove eh o the. Bois. After a si¬
lent tour of lethiug over an hour th®
merry twain began to tire and asked
to be put down. “Very good, citizens,”
said the “cochere,” depositing them and
hokiing out her hand. “My fare Is SOD
frants per hour for my poor.” In to*
event ti* teogh proved t» be on her