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IT WOULD BE FOOLISH
TO ADVERTISE THAT WE WILL SELL ALL OUR GOODS
AT COST
You would not believe it if we did. Everybody knows that a merchant must have a legitimate profit on
goods if he expects to stay in business; and if they are bought right they will bring a little profit. Of course we
have odds and ends in almost any line we want to close out and then the cost is not considered. We have odd lot
Shoes, Pants, pH ats, Dress Skirts, Dres S
Goods, Overcoats and Jackets
that we want to close out
At and Below Cost
But this does not include cur Whole line of Goods
We want trade; we need the money;
But we 1 vant youi • confidence ■ too.
Therefore we cannot afford to misrepresent our goods or the prices, We want you to-come and sec our goods and
compare prices. We confidently believe it’s to our mutual interest. Yours respectfully.
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DU YOU WANT TO BUY THE BE 1 w J \ »
Everything in our line is the : a L « Cole’s Hot
Blast Heaters can’t be beat. We handle the
best two-horse Steel Plow on the market. Al
so Clarke Cutaway Harrows, 8, 10 and 12 disc.
The celebrated Tyson & Jones Buggies at a bargain.
Get prices on furniture before buy in o® we can save
you money.
A AG R! WORKS. CULT
Nov. 4 1908.
Dear Friend:
Last summer I wondered
what they did with all
the grapes. I know now
they took them and dried,
them and made them in to
raisins.
Raisins are mighty
y.ice to go in nuts cake,and
raisins and are
mighty nice to hand
round when you want to
spend a long time at
the table talking.
The best seeded rais¬
ins cost 12 1-2 cost a
pack.
Your friend,
JACOB.
B,S. You don't know what nice raisins and
nus, Citron and Dates and things tney have at.
W. K. Thweatt’s,
The Be»l Teats,
**U he a thoroughly honest man”
*1 don’t know," answered the man
fwan Missouri. “I have trusted nun
hundreds of thousands of do! sea,
fc>0t I never tried him with a book or
ta mutu al lfl Washington Star.
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j Perseverance.
perseverance is more prevailing than
r j oJence( and ma ny things which eaa
, ^ bg ovorcome when they are togetb
^ themselves up when taken lit
^. little.—Plutarch,
<*>t the Autograph.
At Carlsbad on one occasion Brahms’
physician, Dr. Grmaberger, asked the
composer for his autograph for a
young lady admirer, but Brahms scold¬
ed him for making a nuisance of him¬
self and refused to give it. Some
weeks later, at his departure from
Carlsbad, Brahms handed to the doc¬
tor an envelope inscribed, With the
cordial thanks of Johannes Brahms.”
Noticing a broad grin on the doctor’s
face, he asked: "What makes you look
so cheerful? You don’t know yet what
the envelope contains. Nor do T.
care, retorted the ddetor. ^iiThe en
vek>pe is the main thing. Much oblig¬
ed for the autograph!”
Famous Anagrams.
Of aU the extravagances caused by
the anagrammatlc fever when many
years ago it was at its height, none
comes up to that of a Frenchman
named Andre Pujom, who, discovering
in his came the anagram Pendu a
Riom (the seat of criminal justice in
the province of Auvergne), felt bound
to fulfill his destiny, committed a crime
in Auvergne and was actually hanged
Jn the place to which the omen point
ea.
Among the papers of William Oldys,
the bibliographer, was found the fol¬
lowing anagram on himself:
In word and will I am a friend to you,
And one friend old Is worth a hundred
now.
The Father Pierre de St. Louis be¬
came a Carmelite monk on finding out
that his lay name, Ludovious Bfir
telemi, gave the anagram OFrmelo se
devovet, and Sylvester, in dedicating a
translation of Du Bartas to his sover¬
eign, made the following anagram:
James Stuart—A Just master.’’—
Minneapolis Journal.
Miss Hi a Crandall of Mncon
| was the gi tof M ss Kut.ii Hiley
! last week
Mr Tom Flournoy attended
the Willin' nn'Council wadding
,
in Macon ' dnesday.
[ A man’s lea of patriotism is
thinking li <>uld run the govern
ment hett Mian those who are
M Med to it
An empt can may not point
... moral, bn infrequently adorns
n tail.
Ether It nothin or i n common
with musii vet it is a ffrentcom*
S poser.
A man in v not he able to come
' out ti hut by and by his
on p.
hair will.
i A man cen get a great deal of
| fun out of 1 latives b; not having
i any.
The t’M.«■ >n girls cotne out of
school so attractive is tlie' know
they haven't learned ; . i ny tiling.
Some of fbemoiwM t » mini earns
would be very useful to him if
his family could sparo any of it
or hi iu tosrend iiinist 1 f.
SAW
Five hogs averaor; 11 g *50
lbs. Will _
sc!! separately
or altogether.
Jno. A. Houser, Jr.
Women like to talk o f the days
when they were singjo and had a
pood time.
Ha Never Told * Lie.
''Tommy,” said a father to hi*
son, “have you been ai those six ap
pies I put in tho cupboard ?”
“Father,” said Tommy, looking
into his eyes, “1 have not touched
one. 90
nr Then how is it your mother
found five apple cores in your bed¬
room, and there is only one left or.
the plate ? >>
“That,” said Tommy as he dashed
•wildly for the door, “is the one 1
didn’t touch.”
For Tired Eyes.
Take a cup brimful of water. Ao
euffieienf salt to he just perceptible
to the taste. Hold your eyes to the
water so that your lashes touch it,
then wink once, and the eyes will be
suffused. Do not wipe them. This
B0 refreshes the eyes that they feel
like a new pair. Do not forget the
good old ru!( As soon as you “feel
your eyes” ;> using them. By
following thi reatmenf very little
time will be w r.ed waiting for tirad
tyea.
<r<e v»;~ Pr^vericy.
It's sthraeg.. about th' vice prlsi
dlncv” said Mr Dooley. "Th’ prlsi
uincy if. th’ highest office in th’ gift
iv th’ people. Th’ vice prisWincy la
th’ nex’ highest an’ th’ lowest. It isn’t
a crime exactly. Ye "an’t be sint to
jail f’r it, but it’s a kind iv a disgrace.”
—“Dissertations by Mr. Dooley.”
His Hope For Revenge.
Judge (to barber sentenced to death)
—If you have a last request, the court
will be glad to grant it. Barber—I
should like to shave the prosecuting at¬
torney.—Munich Jugend.
Self-satisfaction is a good thing
not to parade in public.
It’s a pity fat people can’t molt
once in a while, like birds.
One cannot always got inside
information from a middleman,
It is easy for the man in the
upholstered rocker to stand pat.
The young widow begins to
taik about her late husband early
in life.
A woman’s eyes never grow
too dim to detect the paint on.
another womans face.
We are all for reform—-if ifc
doesn’t interfere with our
financial interest.
Winter is never so satisfying
as when wc mok forward to it in
summer.
The astronomer may be down
on faL luck < en when his busi¬
ness is look' gup.
Mo'to for lawyer, << 1 will. n'
It takes almost as much money
to send a boy through college as
it does to support him after¬
wards.
A short answer is often follow*
ed by a long silence.
OASTO Z^L.
Been the
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