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Pointed Paragraphs. The. dead letter probably died at \ts post. • * Good agenjU and sailors need w ind in their canvas. But few actresses are. as bad as they are painted. Havana wrappers make good smoking jackets.’ Dreams and weather predictions usually go by contraries. Tjho wages of sin defies alike the hard times and monopolies. When a woman of, lofty laughs heartily 7 she actually mgans it,. Many a girl lives to regret the day she married her ideal;mar*, The automatic weighing, machine gjyes pounds in,return for pennies. ThcMijan who waits until tomor¬ row never accomplishes anything. Occasionally a wise man makes a fool of himself by getting married. The man who poses as a fancy whistler isn’t much good at anything else. Perhaps all men are liars, but there are times when it’s unwise to say so. Some girls are knpt so busy get¬ ting engaged that they have no time to marry. It isn’t what gmaii possesses that makes him happy, but what he does not want. It is sometimes, mqya difficult to win the father’s ear than,the. daugh¬ ter’s hand. It’s pretty, tough when the “roll of honpr” consists, of bytterlcss dry, bread, Ijfp who depends upon the invita¬ tions of others for his meals dines very irregularly. An honest man is not only the noblest work of the Creator, but also the scarcest. A low voice is an excellent thing in,a woman and a low theater hat i? an,excellent thing op,her. A fish diet may not strengthen the brain, but going fishing, often invigorates th% imagination. Presence of mind; is undoubtedly a good thing in the hour of danger, but absence of body is a great deal better. Probably nothing bor£s a man. more, than to ha«e- another man be¬ gin aii-oxplanation of; something he was just going to explain, A. scientist says that.if atnanwere able to junyi as far. in proportion to h»M,ize as a flea lie could jump from Chicago to St. Louis. Perhaps he could, but if sensible he wouldn’t.— Chicago News. -n » ^- The Southern Pine Company of Georgia, owner of one of the largest saw mill plants in the state, located at Nicholls, in Coffee county, in ad¬ dition to crowded orders for lum¬ ber, has an order from one firm for 1,500,000 shingles. The Journal wants to see Way- orcisjs a, city of 10,000 population, andi we believe we’ll see it-.—-Way- arass. Journal. From the-way you newspaper c-haps have been talking down there,.we innocently (supposed the towni contained not less than 50,000 already. The Dispatch has had hint little to say, about the sheriff’s advertis¬ ing, except-to announce it would be that officials organ, and it has noth¬ ing to. say now, except that it is quietly- picking its bone, which it received clean, from the clean hands of Sheriff Flhtcher. Mr. J. Ml Garrett is still very lbwvbnt witBta little change for the better inthis condition. This genial old gentlemanhas been confined to • his bed for several, months from an acute kidney trouble. Despite his serious condition, many friends in Tifton hope for his recovery.—Tif- tomGazette, 27th. The Dispatch has no (.hsin talk « The Cowboy Panco. (iit yer little sage hens ready, Trot ’em out. upon the floor; Line up there, you cusses! Steady} Lively now! One couple more, Shorty, shed that ole sombrero, . 1! rope ho, douse that cigarette ;■ iHtop that cussin', Casavero, ■ ’Fq;;e the ladies. Now all set. .S’lute yer ladies, all together, Ladies.opposile the same; Hit the lumber with yer leather, Balance all and swing yer dame; JJunch the heifers in the middle, Circle stags and do si do; I’ay attention to the fiddle-r ' Swing ’ey round and off yer go. First four forward; back to places; Second foliar, shuffle back; Now you’ve got it down tq,gases, Swing ’em till.tlieir trotters crack. Gents all right a heel an’ tonin', Swing ’em—kiss ’em if yer kin; On to next an’ keep ngoin’ Till yer hit yer pards agin. Gentsto center, ladies round ’em,. Form a basket, balance all; Whirl yer gals to where yer found,'em, Promenade around the hall; Balance to yer pards and trot ’em. Bound the circle double quick; Grab and kiss ’em while you’ve got ’em, Hold ’em to it if they kick. Ladies’ left hand to yet; sonnies,. Alamane. Grand right an' left; Balance alljin’ swing yer honeys— Pick 'em up an’ {eel their heft. I’romenade like skeery cattle, Balance all an’ swing yer sweets!. Shake yer spurs an’ make ’em rattle— Keno! Bromenade to. seats. —11. E. Bacchus, in Detroit FreeBress. Ran Oown a Wild Turkey. Some time ago—no matter how long—Mr, W. Lennon and Mr. Daniel J. Henderson went turkey hunting. They are fine shots, both of them, but on this particular oc¬ casion they did not do any shooting. ; Before reaching the swamp they “flushed” some turkeys, one of which—a big, fat one—did not rise, but ran toward the swamp. They determined to capture him alive. To do this they had to keep him on the run, but not get too close, to force him to fly. The result was, before the victim reached the swamp he’ was too fagged out to make the short but swift run necessary to en¬ able-kirn to rise, and they closed in on him and captured him. The arrest to-day of Marion Win¬ ter, an old.negro of Marion county, on the.charge of passing counterfeit m ohm;, brings to light a unique case, says the Savannah News. A few days ago bright, shining coins made their appearance in Buena Vista,, Winter’s home. The coins, Unita&i States money, woro dated back in the ’30’s. They were sus¬ piciously new looking. The banks refused to take them and this led to an investigation. It developed that Winter was'the man responsible for the circulation of the new-looking money, and his arrest ensued. Win¬ ter is an unsophisticated looking country darkey, and he says that some of the money was given him by his father and that he earned some when a young man, He packed it away to reserve it for old age. He kept 340 bright half dol¬ lars in a candy jar, buried under his house. With the coming of old he needed the money and so he dug up bis treasure the other day, only to into trouble. It sometimes takes severe lessons to make some men appreciate wives .and sing their praises. the following from the BranchiJournal:. “The editor played a, new role for several days. He has learned to make biscuit,, meat and do general cooking. It not a pleasant job and the trouble is, it is never finished. the time the dishes are washed the fire goes ont in the stove it time to fire up and commence same thing over. The man fails to appreciate a healthy ought to trade himself oif for a and hire the dog killed.” No healthy person need fear dangerous consequences from an tack of la grippe, if properly It is much the same as a severe and ; requires precisely the treatment. Remain quietly at and take Chamberlain’s Cough ■ly as directed for a severe cold ■ prompt and complete recovery Hire to follow. For sale by p Ashley. kt) u r JV1 the o\M good oc'lH adapt thetfn ul condition in a highly 1H the local iic«H a Gaily, p.ibliO present prinlifl ■of lessons for the* ■ its readers, the idea being V I number of phrases useful 1 lyday inter- course. Hero j! _pifie ment, with the on the Bft and the pranuneiation of the ivoiBs, according to the San Juan eoniKp- tion of American, lingo, on the right: How are you? , se p’ronuncia Ilau aa iu? Quite well, thank yon. se pronuncia Kuoit well,zonk iu. And your family ? se pronuncia Kid iua femili? Not very* well. se pronuncia N.att v.eri uel. Who is siek? se pronuncia Hu iz, sik. Mv boy. se pronuncia Mai hot. Good bye. sq, pronuncia Gud bai. How to Prevent Pneumonia. You are perhaps aware that pneu¬ monia ahvays*results from a cold or from an attack of la grippe. During the epidemic of la grippe a few years, ago, when so many cases re¬ sulted in pneumonia, it was ob¬ served that-the attack was never fol¬ lowed by that disease when Cham¬ berlain's Cough Remedy was used. It counteracts any tendency of a cold or la grippe to result in that dangerous disease. It is the remedy in the world for bad colds and la grippe. Every bottle war¬ ranted. For sale by Luke Ashley. Due Credit Given, J Jow sweet it would be For just you and me To live in a tree Where the breezes so free Would kiss us in glee, T.hen scoot for the sea. Ashburn Advance* We give the Advance credit for thn above, as published as original in last week’s issue of th&, paper; but we’ll “qualify” that Aunt Sofrony published the same piece in the Dispatch week before last, as original, and she never claims as her own the brain work of others. To the Public. Wo are authorized to guarantee every bottle of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy to be afe represented and if not satisfactory after two-thirds of the contents have been used, will refund the money to tho purchaser. There is no better medicine made for la grippe, colds and wh,oojfing cough. Price, 25 and 50c per-bot¬ tle. Try it. Luke & Ashley. Mr. J. ,T. • Whiddon, one of the cleverest citizens of the Hat neigh¬ borhood, has gained several pounds in weight recently. Cause, he killed a buck one day last week that ried twelve prongs on his Tifton Gazette., — LaGrippe is again epidemic. ery precaution should be taken avoid it. Its specific cure is Minute Cough Cure; A. J. Shep- erd, publisher Agricultural and Advertiser, Eldeu, Mo., “No one will be disappointed using One Minute Cough Cure LaGrippe.” Pleasant to to act. Luke & Ashley-. By a recent act of the a person who starts a fire that stroys the fence or other of another person, is guilty of a demeanor and liable for the of the loss due to hi* act. this law will have a tendency make farmers more careful they burn off woods and old fields, says an exchange. The Ocilla Dispatch has the official advertising of county and is just tickled to Bro. Haul ■own ably—in j iWPuxat tke I tor Diseases a i Kidneys an ' a n W II a! Ji u It has Cured Thoul perate Cases. PRICE, $1.00 pe: ecu silts BY Luke & Ashley, (I Before a young ml five he spends most ol ; ing to make the girls il I I devil of a fellow, spends most of it try them think he isn’t.—1 \ Era. What kind of rails] young man? In order to ;Klvert?s(J U per, itew subscribers and send, i f soon, this FOR and 6GC a (stamps takfer 1 ^ 1 ILLUSTRATED YOUTH —- “ {.Successor to owfA'a Advi NASHVILLE, TEA\ ---------- and it will be' sent one subscription;** t will send it the “trial or It 1; 3|j for 30C. Regular price $i per vear. ! lustrated, semi-monthly journal, bt 16 to 32 *paw j| •miction, Poetry, Ad ventures b|y Sea and L Wit and Humor, History* Biography, Trav B Science, General Information. Womans pEPAKTItltl A PARTMENT, and GoV. TAYLOR’S Taylor’s Love Letters to the Public are Wante of ( j§ fl ci;il interest. Sample popy free; Aeents r il fcVCEi I EDUCATION, etc. enough To any-subset Subsoil fi « who will secure new ers at our regular rates to will equal give the free: regular bic'd pr] of the article selected, we scholarship in > eith gold watch, diamond ring, Colleges, or a Nashville, Tern of Draughon’s Business ail Galveston, or Texarkana, Tex., or one in almost business College or Literary, School. Write us. I Mention Dispatch, Ocilla, iVwin Co., A PROFESSION AIj. D. B. JAY r , Attorney-at-Law, (.HAST STICK1ST, J-. • Sffw JT { M. J. PAULK,. Law and Insurance* O 011x4, 1 G. Collections, and all legal Ini.-L \1 prompt attention. Office over. \ | Baulk Co.’s store. L. II. MARTIN,. Lawyer, Ocnj.A, Ga. Prompt attention to all legal bill Agent tor lire insuyance. Office in rt Bullard Co.’s old building. AV4 E.. W.- NYMAN Lawyer, FlTZGERAI.n, Ga. Rooms 2 and 4, EhiHips Block. *4-L9-!y C. w. FULWOOP. It. S. MURRAY. FULWOOI) i ll MURRAY, AtTO It N K Y S-AT-L AW, Tifton, ga. Office in Tift Building. n2K«8 DBS. holtzeAdore, Dentist,' FlTJZeSEBA'LDj Ga. Phillips! Building,.corner Pine and Grant streets. Branch office at Ocilla. 12-97-tf AY. F. WAY, Attorney at Law, Fitzoehald, - Ga. Rooms 8 to 10, Phillips’ Block. 3-12-ly. H. It. SYMONS, Insurance, Fitzgerald, Ga. Representing over 850,000,000. Room 1, Fitzgerald Block. 3-12-98-tf L. KENNEDY, Attorney at Law, Fitzgerald, - Ga. Offices in Phillips’ Block. 2-19-ljjr DR. J. E. GQJi Physician