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WAIFS ASI» WHIMS.
VnroKTWATK for authors: Only men
w ho can't write moke their mark.
A terrible bore—The inside of a 15 -
inch gun.— Kentucky State Journal.
Wires a man falls asleep does lie hurt
himself any more than if he does it
“Thk sun shines for *-•'»■ all ” while the “*■
zzXtfT’
w ,,r ^ WOrkB
• • “ T f
( ,, arriaob riding . the correct
is now
lung, and people who ride their horses
must take a back sent.
Evr.s machinery is open to persuasion,
I he firemen of an English steamer cokes
the steamer to moke it go.
Worth makes the man—makes him
Siek When he has to pay Custom House
dues on Ins daughter's new Paris d r ess es
.
a urns peach to the crehard grew
a little pea.i, <j emerald hue.
a mu. nor he eHasbed the tonne,
And tnoV that peach irem hence t« thence.
Tat.R is thinner than milk. If yon
don’t ljehavc it set a 1 pan of each side by
side, and sot, which affords the m,«t
eretim.
When “WhereT^ a Colorado man nets no and
says:
are my liooto?” Echo answers swear .
Hutton Pont.
“Dk question nm now open far do
bait, as Dm darkey remarked when he
dropjsal fish the his pond. hook in front of tha big “ cat
m
Hr. Eons flatters herself that her birth
rale is twice os great as her mortality,
but such looking I’reJi children phew!— lh -
troll Fret
vv. When they , want to punish
a man
Severely 5'£i?iT hi Arkansas they give him a
l ‘ ......... , " Wr “
A
jiy. And then again, others inherit a
bTi’to bonds atiT'ar and are T^Tr^ hnppter. <loVCrl,,aCnt
riiKUK ore five old negroes in Atlanta,
(tu,, w ho say they saw George Washing
ton. It begins.to look as ,f Washington
never saw a white man.
The problem, what makes a dog go
Mound after his tail, is hereby answered : ■
It's because he can't go cross lots and
get it. N/jravunf Time*.
When a Pittsburg man comes up for
office Die first question asked by the
electors is: “How much water does ho
draw, and what's hi* horse-power ?”
An exchange says that the carriage of
the Queen of England is lined w ith satin.
Tnafs nothing; every carriage in this
country is Hut-i».~fcoeWw llrmld.
naioi'ki” *,r
A Chinaman will bond all day over a
hotnvmma ht le close room, ,romug
h « ejothes on a hot day and never think
of lsung warm; and yet he could mA fly
« kirn mid winter without fanuuig
Jkrk’bo, Xti ., lias a citizen, whose pro .
tenHum is that of breakiug tho uews to
Die family when any one is accidentally
killed, that they and he doee it in stich a ninnueY
are almoet gla<l it liaujieuod.—
Detroit Free. Frees.
“What do you do for sleeplessness?”
a nervous man asketi his ph,Brian.
graveyar .1 tu the country and m le«a
Oian two months twenty-four rich and
pnnnineiit Fhdadctohiaus eonnulltod
Stife!csst suicide, awl their mends have given
“Thk., . gi,, .jo..
FriiUrick''vttn i Jydenck \ on wZ^i’ \\ eiwsnieht, P I n« Wh u the Mwm1 uu
gaudy Alisa Dromeilarms stalked by,”
“Iki you call hers a fine figure?'' was the
astonished query. “1 do; ahe has $ 10,000
in her own name.”— fletfieeter I>< m
'T',; “ 1 »ar amt •, m> ilfdo o ...... trvin to hide yer
sins under tide elo's, to' de Lawd can ms*
sliek fris. broadcloth, sn.d the ltev.
James l>ela\an, at a Iimn w» wd*
»ng. Dan. Kirby, a well dressed gam
bier, construed the words aa a personal
insult, and whipped Ute preacher after
the services.
A Hahlkii minister, while marrying a
couple father recently, disconcerted is rc}X)rted to have been
if be willing on asking the bride
groom wm to take tho
young scratching lady his ftu-his hesd wedded wife, by his
and saying, “Yes,
l«n witling; but 1 had a much sight
1 -ntlu‘r h«\« her aiftfor. —Xew York
rummer...,! Advertiser.
•nami.
Wore ( lilncse fomnettthm mpfUUGn.
Amonoim mmtorkiU'm at\» being
' rmnetl sendee by Chinese cheap ns'vivisl lalwr,” The
areret recenUy a trade
out ui tlie renter, leaving only >y scs.^v a thin .1
Plate on each side, the cavity tilled w.th
•A'hlcr, and the edges lsmuti with a rim
ata-Tm-sa
aum T
detects »?!?¥. by the merest accident. fmnd WHS A. only the
Inved 'urtes, to hlviuJ, 1 . 'T-?'*' '* *, K> '
SSSmoSSFTT U :
ito.terl toltorii-r ^ A l ^“ '~'T ofU '
Sk saT^Uh S:
small profit aTrTir tuvrulng from T the manipu- V
of . /totun' , 0 *' *****
oft China tans.-/Aria*/pA.u I'hilnA. VW. /v,
She she tv; mdnl I, ** >>»■« .. ,hr Oil .... Herscir. „
A w< 1 ! dressed young la<h went uito a
drug store recently in a nelghtowmg
r,ly { a ! ,d fddwwuug the ynnmeun said.
1 waul to Rvt KHUf'tluUg for a miUl
twtlisrtic. fan y,,u fix me some castor 0.1
m Miuii■ m it will not be‘disagreeable
Oertauily be , could, ,, aud , Dunkmg , to
pvc It to her before she knew it. step^l
todiiud •H-iiutu the uu- oounter, TOuuret . put reti some some of or Die U«- oil oil
jute a gl«i« and atuiod her if rtte would
a glass of *oda water while watting,
She (Mid w ill. pleasure.
hlte drink it, aud he anulmgly asked:
Wd you tiu,te tt?
1 ^. whaC ,»,« ainiweml in ntanu
mi U ‘*' ^ * urt ‘’ l,e
answ
1 *; y (5od ’" bl ‘* dinefc.d.
.. I a aiiiti u i w»ul thi oi\ fur DMr"'*
JZ/tHit't 2 /Wc /Via,
I). h. Utort ... lun , written to Gen. J.
H. Berry, rrf UalUintwe Dud, tsmuwrj to
exiMw-tattott, lm will uot la- m Ittdtnn..iv
tlie eonutig winter, he g,<e« to thin
Wtmemeo Ml October, and will remain
Du ff fig an iude&Blte JtetUsl,
Food and Raiment.
The profusenesR, variety and delicacy
of the summer fruit# and vegetable* in
S^SSSacfSat not only unknown the
to same persons
in Europe, but which is enjoyed only try
the wealthy there. A few cento will give
him a quantity and variety of vegetable
Ssz.’pziFSzSx •'age*, peaches, plums, melons, grapes
well ai the landsiiaisi of field and orchard,
are decorated with their color; the mar
keto blush with their ruddiness and bloom
with their purple, their emerald and
their gold. And the cheap preserving
processes are carried on so largely and
of economically these natural that liounties even in winter many
are witliiu tho
means of scant purses in n measure that
would positively astound even the thrifty
*nd Well-to-do people m Europe. thSTis
It is in this respect that an es
senhally favored laud and makes tho
problem Even of living a comparatively easy
if the tax-burdens of the
Euroissan fleets, nations were, by the addition
of fortifications and standing ar
mtoa, lifted from the shm.hh rs of the
pOpulaoe, «« anti air the would generosity still offer of the that American htmpi
tahty in «««»• of others which nmJit
- w'J ‘T.'," J' H rK ‘ llKf ' 1 '“ r '’ *V l " U u i y
? «W. benevoleutrocklossnesH . , about . ito
1 3 1 \ 1 1 ' B
, ' . .. W i . n I 1 ? 1
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ft -, “ ita l- 1 4 ™ Wc ii l , toc ^l vntt . ; tbo
,
^ „ „{ mu imble cmn^rne ‘ wnsto. to
urn )l( , nir air or r on u e groiina Hwever wowover, this
lH il HO much better chanvcUjnRtic than
(he opposite one, that no one ever finds
fault with it
, T!'" "'••nr t*,* h " tT 1 ’ ll ’*
bor. The easier they can procure these
l ^ "'° t t'U f ’lift e « mall f T’ ifi their "7 T' dis
‘ ,WOOn ^', lt “
largely a sentimental gnevauce, anil hard
to arouse. Wlml htt aiciivy; ami.jealousy
the feel toward the rich w chiefly
"mccnu-d vvOI, tUc prolilem of «ssl and
llotl,, “ K ’ U ! A ,ot w ’ wuch that the
I*** aw. wants the income of five, ten,
« « f ‘J. U 'ousaml dollars which
' ‘ l **' T. '■'.<’<'Pto;nall.y t II f.«f rud, man possess,,," may have, sets u
'*/ 11 . '! A, '• *„!!, „. IX ^r 01 , " 'i^l* ( ' 4 < ’ 'J Ling
, v ^is ohC'd mZl
,,*[*•“, *K S ^ m
y nl) pr ,, V f t he aim
Losing Wa nto of nature; whereas these
wants do not .increase in pro
fc u '' *“T'' A ? m "n* h
jhe income of $ 50,000 is hardly preoepti
b e. 1 he imxiety about fissi on the part
of those with smaU moomes is out ot all
promirtoou to that toll by the enormously
.vealUiy, 1 Imeansg. f*l^miiwame in tho one case it ro
'I" .’™ to satis y the
daily wants of the 1 ,-siy; in the otluT it
requiros only a uiimita frucfciou of it.
I’rofetudoiinl Autliorsliip.
Fb-st of all, it will be well to disabuse
w ,° mea in « WM ’ nd **>w erroneous
±“ f , A
Ih|i but if aim Would tuakn 1 au aetual II iiviugnt 1
tho business, she must devote herself 5 to
itjuafasahe would to dress
dish Hustiuw. t- 4 Amateur i*# writers mlv
a,: rrs “r *
n.
,W '' in ?l nrat l‘ ,n f wn f ." Ull out it. A
.vomau who writes for a living must hold
herself iu retuliueas to write at «nv time
and at ali times. Bhe iuust lie femlv to
write U|kui any subjwt aud in any st’vle.
Bhe must send a jHanu by return mail if
tvq.ured; or wnte up a whole geogr.q.l.i
cal division witJiout pnmotui kumvlnlgo
of it. and with nothing but a guide-book
«»‘l a dictionary of dates for reference;
y “* llav " <«^o interesting, and
»*» «« « nulmnted information was
"itlduud solely tor want of space. If she
“ ^'porter, she intuit Ih> aide to write
npou the wing, and in Die midst of
^' vd8and r-onfusiou which would be
d r ® illt, ’ !ll S”‘ 11 ''’ >> f ''truer me or
d»»wj tespondent, won or she wwmen. Ifaltebca cor
mnstls' at herpen head
lu ' hl «>r no headache, when her more
favored companions are resting from tho
^Hnnotaluml U> Ih^oiUh .tT r umnetl ur
mauler ih»< II \\ 11U<*!1 lilltl t\y> pOHtodt inev.tablc letter The has
woman writer lntls\ have more knowledg,
thnu umial eouv'ormng Jiyr folknMUni
ami womon, Sho must mmtrn or le&s
informisl on all the subjects of the duv
Bhe must remember that this is « w.sc
wy»rld, ridicule and that it is readyto which pitilessly she
unwittingly any display. ignorance may
A woman who
atfaSfcSjSSaaS knows nothing .if science, art, theologv
lhrNOHnh|tH'ts tr m ' w *J "'" nlM «iv ln\»U' r y ht u> dmvu b-p«. to wndi
a degree of pmeticnlity that ,v,ltly we entj ex
W1, °rt a t , l* »”*“
to Wic of 18 these. lu -T/o.-u./o * jly 1NV
cue
The Miner’s Baler-Inch.
A ftr>a,ch A^water is a quantity
U,a J wDI ttow thivaigh an meh s^rtnre
With a fw dwt'harw ami UnA x r a tMw
Present* of six incites atone the
top of the owning. An a|wrt,uv VMx
Tf'i inchew under gn'seitre tit of six wilHis- incites
. lwv , the u T of opening
charge IP! inches, and is the basis of
all me,umremcats where water to retaihsl
» M small quwiDDes in the States of rial.
fol&ia, autl Kevsuia vptmtity \ ot njilior** \ntYl "mn.-d will
dhsharge a waUr to
2,250 cubic fc**t, or about 17,000 irallotm
lioura. weighing 13#,500 teflllnld wounds, in twenty-four
Water hold in ut susiveunoct aus(K>iMaoH Z or or
wdutioa inch inch of of l.rtTO wrier water of its ftniner’s unim-r entire inchi toliWi t-A; <■ 1
au «n s iut-h) having a
gnvh- of four tu. hre to the rod. will
carry on in tweutv-four houw a diatanw
„{ ton mUm, ton tot - of quart* aaiul and
iron. At one t ravel mine in Nevada
County, CbtL, twentv detritus fmir eulue v-u-,). ^
or U forty tnua of rial or toiling, al
“’ " to" 1 * to vailed, mv move,!
liv.tn thi's* to fifteen utdes Iweutv
four hottru 1>IH' littil tnutei’a
Michea ol wat» r ,s»n,lu,'**,1 through iron
|M|t»W and falling llmv hundred ami fif.
I,*- ) b et, wozxle vdtnvvUy, and i.pnh-st bv
tncMw of a against a hntdt gurdv
wln-nl »i*teTn fowl in dtanuBer, wiil
lutgiob Wi%'Mnt iHiwertomu an eight
«t uup in til. Pm< tea -A.’T ring off ail toe
ow w hioh iliUi fUflilhltiH ■ thi' power to
crash. „ .v t'ramim n /W
SLATES IS THE EAST.
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1>rr,bl * _ \£|" ll>l>>ll>t|rlt 5Imr "
Z* * u Constantinople are in the
a
1 , *r » small,narrow streets Between by^a
*almf*t P excinsivv]y
Wbeof Circassians known as Tessirdcliis.
!«£5rt£s&.s
^matenal S 01 * 8 J 8 ??* Pwchasers id the commerce. are conducted Negotia
tkrough tneintemediary . of Arab brokers,
y«o call regularly on them patrons to
“Kflureif - 1 ®* *re wanting anvtlungm
” cutm <uiK or wl 8 ““’ i0
ranuezvoiw oi these gentry , is a cotree „
1
e,,tr y Lo win 'h is strictly forbidden to all u
li ; /"methtto 5 W
• n
“ ‘ft n has r irH any ° acquirements ’ °°f! fr °T $m such, , for m
^o^™k°ttll ,,llfr noust vv jrk, lie will ^mmSYwiS (command twice
^..v^lutd ^ forAltk)'while *, : ' tTmahlmi be*.
^ , ,cn , t * d , ! 8 “, d ^ xUh,M . ! f . l1
“ n<1 wr ! te "“ 5 ?™“ * htt , °
the 2 f ar w tJl , » A feI,i “’
- w '; r
iT^Swvtm^tC^ne . Tnd , , ^
ltlondes black eyes—brings from
H4OOIuW0O0l smVttoring For a choice specimen,
with a of French, and able to
play a few has 1 airs on known the piano, a much rich
amateur men to pay as
as $ 12 , 200 . But* ns may be ^ supposed,
tl " ! « 1 <"‘ a " d <* ** V tum
hllH ffr-atlv faden off since the halcyon
tlmo of l» !r P‘* ‘«“l loan" profuse ex
{„ ^ 1 Dl.u-k r slaves, wlio arc
...' ® >1 ^ 1 ,,L. n„ .■
either sold direct ,■ by the importers - . to the
STES.™ -it'si, ™“
. J j jJ Tlmre are Jj also J demits ’ in
a t on tho
Bosphorus. A strong blaelc slave sells
for about $ 80 ; a black maiden, $07 to
m ^ a UM eunuch, $315 to $100 and
eunuch, ’ *135 ® to $ 225 . Not the
le|u#t il)U , rog til “ * , )Urt of the ac ,. millt
{rom whioh 1 q oto is tho wr ib,r's
, 1 ( , w . r j pt j on wf ys visit to a slave dealer's
, lr „ Iiei ,* gi lbo rhood of Hcutari, the
4 . Xft( , t , tK!Il | itv { wljich ho wa8 fiwoni not
U) rcv ,, al . j Iis conirtHIli( ‘ , n w „ an Arab
, >roUlw> whom bo had to backsheesh
(•luinctor heavily for and his services. He himself assumed tho
»'»" presented in tho
K arl> " f —X"' 1 " ^ »
H"'. " rk w ?,‘ T"*' ‘ f °" te,, * ihle ob J ect
f • . lt ,K,H i*‘«, purehnso of
V 'f s vl ? 1 * a
, house slave. . The slav.-dealer s
r'i» 5ss**“ uSmS
IlaH8am a gi antjo Nub ian, was sum
numwl and uM to bringfortli f a number
()f 6 , avra for the iu 8 p 0 Ct on of tb , broker
atld biH f rien d. Thirty negro women of
valioUH nK ,. R aud a nuralier of boys were
„ 1(m llid iut)) thu room . Tbt ; st , tbo
rx tssssx
™““ i ,h " ir "rstUdia
dealer examines Die points of au animal
Hiilii ' «cd awmifullv eo^
'.‘ri, y u ndm » dl K“ aut a - hl In " t in 1111,,1 ‘;
1 1 H
’ilsts's.K’tSr..... rsr£i. 1 .?ts ,, an immense 1 *"■ , a
lie w Jut Ti 2 ”J!Sh™ anil
it 1 VKtv( ri, alundd for the
dealer’s little bill settled on Die following ®
u ,,.
Lite It* India,
The following is an extract from an ad
dress by a prominent missionary from
liuliu
“The girls are mantad at thoage office
and six. never later than ten, on account
of tho Udievcl effect that such a misfor
tune would have on her ancestors She
is put into a box which is closed tin like
acofliu and covered witha dworatod cloth
and in this slnus> taken to
house, where she is deposited and left
for the test of lmr life, never to go out
save outlie occasion of exceptional and
rare visits to her mother, la the high
c:wtc houses the outer court, around
which are the Die men's apartments, lux
ilorground nriottsly Annulled, is reachcl by an nn
A passage leads
to,m this to the inner court aVnmt which
Ufi tild vivsfi' rooms Of brick;" Ol'ils Tho walls
and floor ins.de are of there is no
1**1 dUk no ohair iuui no furniture hut; n.
of and a l>o\ in which th,> otvimnnr*
clothes ^write arc kept «?i Thev s^^tha! are never t-uurht
wh«
1 went U.ere first not one iu eighty
thousand UmyXr^ could ITta read Allot the w.„-n ThS
k iuimr reurt
S aivnnirvclouslv bemtiful , v ,r
T mnviv jumin ■ cm deb!u t'd onlv tmt> nu'iil J wSt®» n ikv
M l.ilp
custom from .reviving mty or any
Word of love or mercy; are compelled to
wear their hair hanging loose, uncleansed
and nrdnaided, and cannot s^ak in the
presence of their mother-in-law or sister
tml«« without ,*.nn>si*iou. Every three
wreks l t«,w D,cv one hare httlc a gul, tweuty-f.njrW a chdd who fas,. w,is
burying up with fever, And win#*' touguo,
l,la< 'k and swollen, was wHked protruding from
her pared,.si lips. T her if she
wonted water, mid she signified freblv
that she did. 1 t dd th, women to got
her wane, but they refused, saying that
had tdu- was a widow and it was wrong.' She
had no water fur three days, but they
would not lot wa«“ IDO fluted civc ll<*r anv auy on yn Z tha Di«
plea •ucli that l wv>«fd l^roak forester, her V and
an act _ d brvxik her caiite carte aiul aiul
that that of of the the whole whole house, house. She Bhe died died in in
Stoat great agony agony Die the next next day. day.
„ Mks. J. t W. Mackkt often f entertains
her American friends at her Tnmvillc *
«*Unf*e on U» . twioat of , Fraare. „ The ,
re»tnnew of the table servuv and de»-
otwttons reminds one of the “Arabian
lights. .. porcelain N<>t only gold, but silver and
prirekiM “ were use. 1 , umls r,
coral, iv,r d , ' amt preetous stotn-s li-ee were i>resse,l
into the aerviee. were serve,!
on erystal and plat,* llqwwri inlaid sjwtrkled witli intent iu .genm, flasks
and wise
of aiutwr, or were contained in flagons
of gold, elotsonne, aud enamel.
J tutu* O'Nxil.L. an actor, has tovn
photi^tnpbcd in Ban Fwneiacn iti the
vhauvtei of mir Savior, wlueb Ue aa
* nm ,4 m ifi,, photoffTapher ..rsMOon Kay." severely IWlt
aetot and are
,. ■ »ured bv the clergy of that city.
Fooling a fhittaman.
A plump little Celestial, his almond
eyes twinkling with delight and an ex
:
He watched the lilind-fohled boys draw
the numbers from the wheel with appar
( , nt interest and bore Die jokes of tho
'• rowd around with evident good nature,
gjjirtee?" asked one of the crowd, point
P • 1
lian
*<Have you got a ticket, John?" in
nujred the man in the, crowd.
••Well, me tlinkee me habee,” replied
tbe Chinaman, drawing one inquired. from his
riocket. "Tlickee win?" he
The man in tho crowd looked at the
number and, scanning his list, found
(bat j t j |a( j com( , j n f or a g 5 Q 0 prize.
“Well, J " hn >” re I ,li<d »»*« " lal1 in «“>
crowd, very innocent! v, “I think you’ve
lost.”
“Chinee man lessee alle time,” said
the subject of the Flowery Dow Empire, Uickeo
“gotee no luckee. Gless
awa ‘•Yoi y-” needn’t do that, John,” said the
on
man with a patronizing air. “I’ll give
you a dime for it.”
“Dlime too lillee. Glimme a dollar,”
said the Celestial.
“A dollar’s too much for a ticket thaf
can’t win. We’ll split the difference and
call it half a dollar, eh!” said John’s kind
informant.
“Chinee man glotte no lncke; the Melican tlickee
mau takee alle mlotiee. Takee
and glimme flo’ bittee,”and exchange John for passed tho
over his ticket in
money.
When the Mongolian’s grinning feat
and tires had disappeared that he had the man chuckled her this
remarked “got
time. ”
“Let’s see the ticket?” asked one of liis
frtends.
The man who had made tho ^ lucky in- .
vestment handed the ticket over, when
his friend exclaimed:
“Why, George, it was drawn last
June. ”
“Is that so?” asked the man, dumb
founded, the revelation that had he been
duped that lying dawning rascal upon him. “Where Chinese is
of a heathen
who put up this job on me?”
But the Chinaman could nowhere bo
found, and the man had to be satisfied
with the experience that he had pur
chased with half a dollar.— New Orleans
> icagune.
Bust a 1 Fats.
So engrossing is the partiality of the
domestie eat for its home-so vehement
its yearning to return thither when cir
cumstanees over which it has no control
have resulted in its transfer to unfamil
iar localities—Diat certain Dutch nat
uralisto have come to the sage conclu
sion that Grimalkin may be utilized as
a letter-carrier with considerable ad
vantage to the public interests. These
wortlues propose to organize a service of
post-cats, by series and of ingenious are at present experiments, engaged, in
a L
t*‘sting pussy’s capacities delivering
the mails. Selecting Luik for their
headquarters, they thence dispatch a
tS fissJ£
sUncto come into full play, and they
swiftly .bruehw.Ka flee homeward tlnrtv«Mioa with unswei-ving
directness. Of Itt tilirty-seven cats, thns
eonstramed to serve their country, not
one has hitherto failed to fulfil its postal
L s teared W hLevTr thltXn'a ltd
service Shall be lirrtuigeo, aimctllnes aud
delays may arise from the meetings of
Smen Ton be tiS “thaltah
npi.reheml >«>v 1 r/! that 1 V- irregularl wel1 -, ¥5 y m b delivery we
will take place. London Telegraph.
Evading a Fare.
The stealing of a pm is apparently a
slight offense. Yet it may reveal char
actor as clearly there as the lived theft in of §100
Borne vears ago New York
a shrewd old merchant named Aymar.
lie used to receive cargoes of mahogany
and tion. logwood, - - which were sold at ------ auc
tl<
On on e occasion a cargo was to be
BO ilt >Tl '; si ' y Clt V - RU ' 1 n11 hw 'ds start
-
ed w from the auctioneer s store to cross
thLuchDio BirougU Ore gate, gate 1 * Mr^'Ieinir Mr. Aynuir 0 noticed
22 S l>f tu> largest buyers slip through
to'i i'the , linri nus'r not°'to
) ola auctioneer not to take a r-i bid
oxpS’n '"‘-"wiiv ’^snU ofLrerise^lXoimh the
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lv s
T ** » aiisnertvl ___________ Mr. Aynuurj ....... .
1
^,"11 T , trua t,mira?I. ^ 1
A ft '"' provotl the accuracy of
i ud h' m, ' n ? of Ml Aymar, for the
aler '’ h “ t “fA ami did not
IU1 J f?!“ llu ‘ iius “ f fmlow ^f d,d that 1 lAr / , business Itdoe8 dis- ?. ot
«?*« will oonb a* a retribution to a
’hslionest trader; but this is certain.
tumtv -
Qnahtlcatious. ....
(-» "> d walked into a lawyer’s
Mlowul S «mversation
to 2 k y 1 * 0 ®;
I^v : ^to»re. . T Ic.dle ,, .1 , to , see if you
wonld h ^. , ” tako t,us boy and mak « “
, la 7 >' eJ
4 »«, , b ?
. g. , '
,
'
1 , 1 —Seven ,,
Ifw-yer-He ^ ' yenre, too sir. dec.d
is young,
! ' J' x ‘ 3 <H 1 U F- ha ' t! you no older
lvya? . .....
t ... h, I lmvo several, . but .
yes ,
• ,
T ““Sfe o ““rl f, ., T, uk< ' ,a P? Prs ?
tins llUl<i Ii’llO'' \Nv>UUI luafec a Drst-rute
W ami«® I called to see if ytm would
, . “/
vtt v to commua i “ri tm stintv ol 7)/°"** Die prev
W? : ,, H t " hy tt y °\* tW ’ x,y
»» better etacnlatei! for a lawyer than your
other sons?
Lady old - Why, to-,lay. you When see, sir, he he is just 7
years he’d lie like all when was lie only 5
nature ; got to
to- d he was saury and impudent as any
etitter eon Id Ih», and now he’ll steal any
Uung he can lav his hands on.
In i';>it:ing $ 2 it.tltH),(O 0 in silver
$ 22 .tk®.SStt in gohl ut tile S.tti Frunei sit*t )
mint iu 1878 , then lost nulv $ 2 tl.
The carpet, which had Ken down five
vwirs, was taken tip last spring, evrt
in sjnall pieces, and 1
ddris was jmt tlirvfigh tin gun<tin<>
as tin mining dust, and there ■ ■' A l
from would the ,. 1«1 hard rnrpeiSf’.&jfl IT)» eartwr
lie to
lto lit tin.
“So Footing.”
A Detroit lawyer had a call to go into
the country a few miles to attend a ease
across the fields at the top of his speed,
Directly behind him, and armed with a
stout stick, was a woman, and it was a
nip-and-tuck race^to the fence. ^The
he dropped on the highway-side, he
lawyer. falling
“ Wife and I have had another
out!” was the reply, as the man rolled
down a steep bank to the buggy,
The woman at this moment reached
the fence, and, as she was climbing
over, the lawyer inquired of the hus
band:
“ Are you fooling or in earnest ?”
“ “ think I’m fooling just wait a
second! gasped the woman, as she
plunged down the bank, rolled over and
over in the road, and rose up with a big
stone in each hand.
“Squat!” yelled the husband, as he
circled around the horse, but the lawyer
wasn’t quick enough. One of the stones
hit him in the back and the other grazed
his ear and hit the horse, and five or six
more and moved were off, coming husband as he struck hanging a trot
the to
the vehicle and running behind. When
a safe distance away the lawyer halted
and looked back. The woman stood in
Die middle of the road shaking both fists
at him, and the husband wiped the
beads of perspiration offhis cheeks and
chin, and said :
have “Stranger, fooling. Hanner and me never
any When she’s good
natured I git one shirt a week and two
meals a day. "When she’s mad one of us
has got to light out, and I wish next
time you come this way you’d tell me if
there is anybody in Detroit who can
make me a pair of wings.
« , M .
" a81Iie88 maxims,
A prominent . merchant has compiled
the following maxima for his own inquiry
an “ experience :
understand. h Choose the kind of business you
, . Capital is positively required m
business, even if you have real estate
outside and credit ever so good.
3 - ° ne k 111,1 o{ business is as much as
ft ma ts n can Die manage outside successfully. Ihvest
men on do not generally
l ,a J< especially business. if you require the money
m 4. 7 °L Buy lr cautiously and just what
want, and do not be persuaded you
to pur
® ba8e ^ hat you d< ’ n f llced 5 * do -
-
yoa 800U ' vant ^ ha ‘ you can 4 bny -
6 ' Insuro your •*«*? ln .f re V om
store f 1 lu ™ re your dwe m f- * yo V ll ave
onft hl e h jt “ 'f !y , l,e '
CaU 8e he nsk “. ^ t and o{ coul ;f
y °i , s honld , , , no * , take tbe rlslt yourK, .' lf '
A . tbat wdl uot
usl “ e ? s P ay lor msurm g
. »ot justify
miming,
onIy f ^ Seli ,f° «°° specified d > F« 8 Po? time 81 ble and parties when
’ on a
7 °“ woney f du ® d “ d “ > do IK,t
* et ,h ® accolul ‘ stand ' vlth ? u ™** or ln *
terest for an indefinite , period
7 Sell a t a reasonable profit and never
ni. representtoeffect a sale.
........ e b.»Ju ly «do p
r „„. ranj o„.
8el f onb
1 b „ AIvertise .. your , business . in your .
‘
llOMle , paper. It pays to patronize the
** • . f; r 1 ^ 1
Sad Fate of an Old Bachelor.
Tha! Uo88ed '> aby ^ been howling
in UlG » treet Mn© blocks, WIVB the
rv } .1 A ‘ . \ \r . nnfil i arnrolvulv exS^t
’
u the cvr M \ eBOai a bald
headed <dd halves toman, who nibbed
the top of his dome of thought scowled,
^5^™ j h ^ y - evi -
.. bftb dou t dlslurb 7 you
8ir ,” saitfthe mother, pleasantly.
“No, madam, it does not,” he said,
savagely gritting glad. his teeth.
“I am so I was afraid it did—
No tootsy Dliulllm wootay, ynm, don>t yum, yum.”
“ 11 disturb me,”
* .
1,0 snid - stU1 more savagely. “Little
tootsy fiddlesticks only disturbs people
111 ^ u ' adjoining county. It has made a
chattering And, springing idiot of me five blocks ago.”
*}? Ana v'’ springing through through u g ; thecar thecar t ca f windov window w-imtou,
gave a maniacal , ha! ,, ha. ha! and
disappea red around a corner.
^ _'TiT 5 - Srfb!’kuow * - T- . . an^e ~ , , ,,
that c *wlMrp would
risk loss of rest from a Cough or Cold, when a
hot tie of Dr. Iiull’s Cough Syrup would give ro
rug s nm
—---——
Immense flocks of sparrows and block
birds have completely exterminated the
al ' my WOrm in Delaware and Penusyl
van ia, to States. the great relief of
of those
-—--—. .......
..............
I( , the Liver i» the eo\irce of your trouble yon
tint! an absolute remedy in I)r. Santords
to' eatavtoesAToB. the only vegetabtecuthar
' ' '
*>*>'• l «2 Broadway, New Yota.
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hel I. tZ*' Bc,ts to the
and ^?<^ duteasee of the ear, ©specially on running
^ d “ ^L h amI ». h t fST- M‘ m cnt
^ he«St f sk^ikuiAddre*!„tve . m
t
V egetine.— The groat snccow of the Vepo
tino as a cleanser and purifier of the blood is
shown beyond a donbt \>v the great numbers
who have taken it, and received immediate re¬
lief. with such remarkable cures.
Os, psir of hoots or rttoeo <•„ to saved every
vexr by using byru s Irient Heel stiffeners. ‘
“ JtM diz vou nicmiNT dat ketch
-mmm ,on bee*■>; possum yes, wc 1 d,«
hh»dn't C«^s^h^Lh^^ riS for dat •re^.hatoon^Slf 2 S?u^ 1 ^';
koteh bo n.orepos»nn». Usts » bnllv thing for
d , «u«rt i s.»he. r,et me 60 cents do. F. r
V ‘
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DrBULL'S
GOUGH
SYRUP:
Vegetine
More to Me than Cold*
Waifol*, Mam., March 7, 1680. ,
M i'wuMoinft^ : f
T on »b»t v*w»* ■«•«*»* m. don. fwm-.
it»™ noobirt "»«*
Unhii^gnu^rM i ct-amMced^
ssss^r*^' ’’mm^davu.clabk.
J. BENTLEY, M. D.. says:
It has done more good than all Medical
Treatment.
Newmarket, Ost., Feb 9, J880.
Mb. H. R. Stetkss, Boston, Mass.:
8ir ~ r h a 1 e so l?_ during th.pyt T .« r « w^idmibie
Sa, . Jmiacuon. _
given in one »deii«te young ody
K
than *u the mndicaitteauncnt m which she had pr.n
b «“ subj ~^ „.
M , rMpectfa j. be-ntlet,
m.d.
Loudly In Its P.-aise.
Toronto, Ont., March 3, iwo.
De»r Sir-considerm* the short time that Vkoftifk
{‘"f'b'"m^iiome. Queen/ndmStot/sSei.. o»r cn«tomer, s , W ait
c M .
VECETINE,
PREPARED BY
H. R. STEVENS, Boston, Mass.
-
u “® 9 ®tWC .. . IS e bold ., . Dy ali Druggists,
-wrr .’,y„ AKTE»-Agento le t fa mili< eveivwber.toMU <v out good., b,
! !'‘!;;f ’. 'L 4 . ‘ s - « gi™ attractive
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P T£A 5 oa 3 , st. u.ub mo.
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CURES WHEX ALL OTHER MEDICINES FAIL,
as it acts directly on the Kidneys, Liver, and
ana liundrcds have testified to having been cured bv it
when physicians and friends had given them up to
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Send for pamplilot to
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Prices, 78 cents and Sl.«5. Lnree elze t1>o
UDNIS REM -
M Spaatsb TRUTH Smt will fSMJCHjvi for
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»nfl o enrrtet mieturr of ,onr future
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h -
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t odeics emulsion of cod lives on, and
Syforcon'nm^ion?sJrr,mu, - 4 ^ h wiwtherr -’ B : llk ’J h< ’ , Il 'Lm"g"«Kion.ri.>r- < ' 0 I f“ b ;“ ali0 '’
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Btrenath. EndorBBd f?ihe mofit eminent physicians. A
tton equal to u fur consumption, Scrufuia,” etc.
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