The weekly banner. (Conyers, Ga.) 1900-1901, September 12, 1900, Image 4

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FALL SH1PMEHTT N m WINTER GOODS! J. .LANGPOED & SONS. - Our fail siiij'hu-ntq of iutv/ ami st\li th goo is aiv ajTiving ami wp :tt j nmkiiiT t‘Vt-rv jtreLHi'fftioii to accoiiimotLito lim imopie lorn Jail. U’o wiii re]’ !o\v f, ;V - c-.isii and a iii ;c tbjv to sj>ow Gie ix-stiii Dress Goods. Clothing, Shoes, Hats and Our heavy groceries, family groceries aud General stock will be kept complete- Tv e arc carry ing the handsomest line oi Silverware ever brought to Conyers. We expect to maxt prices as low as we possibly can andinvite all to trade with us. IN THE COTTON MARKET. We will be in the cotton market and will be glad to offer you the best price possible ior your cotton. BE SURE TO CALL ON US. J. J. LANGFORD & SONS A CON VJOT WliOTK IT Tiio Author of a Famous and i’ojmlar Fund'iy F id mo ] Song a Vagabond. ()::<> of the Plot t. fnmbtis, font ev and path ‘tic of American Sunf.ay sc ho 1 songs is c ] Iml ‘•’J here's a light in the Window for '1 h e Hr e hoi*.*‘ h " as w r;tren Rev lid . *rd Dunhar, stor/ of no it jv r is a r«. .tunc.) atnl a trade tfv In hi youth Dunbar \\fts a ivitig die posit tan. lie five;! wit it Ids mot! \': \v Jciii> 11 !, . It was lies- cr.-t to set a i. m I In - i itlmv to giii'.lu hi? m to jp-fuiro him of o wl h en about IF veurs o : • he went to sea foi a thro Y us cruise. Dm i,.g bis n'.si j.c 1 <tiier fell ill and it <'<!, C e liefore she passtd nwaj p'u • left this message: “Toll F.d tv a ! t hat 1 will set a li {lit in l tv nidi, w < if lieaveii for him.’’ When J: yoiihH imi't j t , ui >.<-v! i a.Kt | 1 C'i tin' mr--i!g - lie wns }>r - • fllv- impress'll, 1 and reformed bccam , ami • a Un¬ rocesS of t his reformation he v. r ite the famoiH sot'g- lie was ta’.’'titotl ami eloquent ami hail I!<> tl.meu.ty in contract in<j a flit-i a- 1 ile marriage with a voting woman of Ins native town. Five children were born to tho couple. Then. ('tie Sunday morn mg, the town wa- damfotinnod wl.i n it w a a . n ntneed that Rev. Mr. Dntioat had disappeared, leaving wife and chihlren. He went to Kansas and t;> MinnenpoFs, where he held re v vnl meetings, Mi Mtiiiieajml.s he married a handsome young lieiu es. Ills Mna.-aehiwetU tmt>-cedot.t< •onitng known, he was prokpe - t > 1 for bigamy, convinced ami sentenced to the pcliitoiiliaiv. Who. hi. .ime w» Ml' "' 7 ";! io til from the prtsOD !1 \ ng. >’:< and ti tramp. Souk* years al wards he applied at the Cufitly vilie, K in., jail for a night’s lodging He was ill, and died the next day. Jim uod.x -'as pl.ici , '* , ; ■ j " ; 1 • g ,.ve. Ilctf*. litly l!.e churclt peo I ! ? of the town had erected a situ -ia'i> , . in p, o\et tus guixo. (.i ' mo rating the l .ct that ho the beautiful eorg. After tlio average woman mar¬ ries she hasn't a single idea in world. A man never knows now badi^ he 'eeht un’il he hi- drctAU S bib. A TIP FOR THE JOKERS. Cr.r!«3a Man YVnnts to Know A ho of Mi.giina «t i.nn K na^. -«<**““ in" dav* before ' V,„, ye^rdav'ti paper Ari n, V- \. , v 1 n ‘ ' • with . the . phenomenall.v short . coat. Vt the nay these Allows that Write jokes for newspapers get tilings tangled up," replied the first senkcr. ‘•flow ' 13 Is i lim 11 v» ‘ asked lKKu the loll" ‘ ° 8 *V , >" im "\\ by. r lock here. .. eoutmued ,• t .I the man „ with the bail clear warmly. "Did you ever read , a Dutch . , joke , , . in the .- papers where two Hermans are supposed to be talking to each other?” "Sure 1 did," said the tall young man, yawning languidly. "Well, di<l you ever notice that every time the guy that wrote the Joke lias them Jabliering at each other in bro¬ ken English? What do you think of this?” lie picked up the paper again and after hunting a few moments read as follows: "Leberwurst— Heinrich, vy iss it vea you bock beer drink yet that you vant to yump nlrctty? "Scbwarakoppen—Mnyple It ir-s vonee u cnu.se die beer Is uiit hops tilled up. No? "Now. that's a good thing, Isn't it?" went on the man with the bad cigar. "If those two Hermans wanted to talk to each other, do you suppose they would amble around in broken Eng Kn , they would spiel it out in Herman that they both understand. Suppose you and I were in Oormnuy fo| a visit and 1 Wanted to tell you abbot som« sight I had seen, would 1 try to tell you in hum Herman that neither of us could speak or would 1 talk English? They make two tired.” "But that would spoil the joke," pro tested the tall young man. "Huh:" snorted the other, "Some things are too bad to spoil.” And then tlio Incident was considered closed.—Chicago Chronicle. - Snoli Is Fame. j s |> 0 *m«I to be a fly in the boney," said tlu* diseonsolnte looking cftir.en. “Tbere's always some small circumstance that prevents joy from being complete. "What is the trouble now?" "The tending paper of my community printed my picture the other day.” "That was nice." "And It said that 1 was one of the pccple wlioln cverylx'dy knew; that my ! fame Was such that it .had spread be J’ond the (sititincs of my native city and was carrying light Into tiie regions "AimLi,.,: "Then tlio.\ got a bit rushed in the office and put my tricml Wiggins'name ! | under ttiy picture.'’ “That was a little unfortunate.” , ! "It isn't tin 1 worst Not a soul | 1 site noticed said it cxccjn tiiat mv she didn’t wife. And think all it was looked mucU like Wiggins!' 1 —Wasliitig j ton star. ““ T —'• | Dmcrcnt - Itrcntlm. ' * , ■ ])„vrn in southern. Htsugia two vrhl ows tverc cowfbtlng with each other over their troubles In telling of the la.-t sickness mill death of their litis hands, one said i ‘t.M.v man. poor feller, jes! suffered ■ and suffered ami suffered, and then | jos' died for the want of breath." The other replied: "Waal, mine didn't. Ib* drawed his i breath to the very last." —Argonaut. BY proportion Jo population. North F-' t wa is said u> t«> the wealthiest * ww « * u ^»Gand. It has an annual vnli* of real property per inhabitant of about f<tt. CHINESE MECHANICAL SKILL A TYoncJerfRi nxmuple of Imitative ^ bn lover may , bo bis lack of moral t power, nn.l is often very much alive to the excellenee of mechanical devices that lie never saw ^ In The American Machinist t . r |j n Smith affords an illustration of . ** *'* ' S<) 1 1 *' <ars n 3 e lnith si s ., nt i.t ‘ - Henry A. Janvier to China to assist in the erection and operation of coining f' One at of > tiie '* tools winch Vi,- Mr. eurrenev Janvier took with him was a micrometer eali per. made by a a known firm in the ipable of detecting difference's of a thousandth of an inch in the thickness cf a piece of metal, The superintendent of one of the shops which Mr. Janvier established was named Wai. and he proved a very in¬ telligent fellow. During an interval of about six weeks lie borrowed the cali¬ per almost daily, and was rather tardy in returning it. Finally lie exhibited to the American a reproduction of the instrument which was |*ertVct except in one respect Certain: tables of figures stamped into the steel by the Yankee maker of the original were omitted from the copy, and in their place were several Chinese eharaeters. Tie imitation had liven made with the rudest of tools, but was a marvel of accuracy Mr Wai pro¬ posed an exchange to Mr Janvier, and the latter agreed to the proposition.’— New York Tribune. Tlu* Correct Stroke 5vriSnq;. The correct stroke of the legs Is ex¬ actly like that of a frog's hind legs. Watch one of these frogs and copy his style. You cannot do better The legs are drawn up together slowly, not with a jerk, until they ar«' gathered in elose under the body. 1 lien with a sudden, quick spring they are shot out behind,; the ankles being turned so that the soles of the fee present as flat a surface as possible to the water and so offer more resistance from which to make progress, As the kick is made the legs should be spread out in tiie shape of a letter V, but not allowed to sink far down under tiie surface of the water. If they kick downward at an angle Instead of out straight be bind much of their energy Is wasted in unnecessarily forcing tho body out of the water instead of forward through it.—Harper's Bazar. Absorbs All Knowledge, Fanning lias this peculiarity, that it srs xsm or may be related, to agriculture, Botany, rightly understood, is the art of growing better potatoes, beans and corn Entomology is that economic scier.ee that discusses what bugs are of use to man and wlint are injurious. Geology is an analysis of the soils and rocks that underlie the soils for the purpose of making them more avail able for human warfare.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat Didn't \ecd credit. “You've sent your boy to college. 1 hear.” remarked the neighbor. “Well, I hope lie will acquit himself with credit. “He won't need to. begosb!" said Mr. Gaswell. somewhat irritated. “I’m able to supply him witii tiie cash right straight a!oug."-Chicago Tribune. Recrcitcd, “I might have known better than to trust my money to that broker.” "Why so? Are appearances against him?" “No, confound him! It's his disap pc-a ranee."—Brooklyn Life. TURN ON YOUR BACK. V* hen Exliucatetf ^Tinimine. Face Ipwartl niid Yon Will Urii't Ashore. ™ can-led out to sea, anil when almost out of sight ami all hope had fled, to cur surprise, we suddenly saw his hotly impelled forcibly toward us. ' Then we saw it recede a few feet, and then again, as it were, shoot 20 feet toward the shore. This continued un¬ til my sou and myself, at last able to reach him, bore him insensible to the beach. After recovery his story was that after losing all hope, guided by some mysterious impulse, be had turned upon his back, when he felt himself carried rapidly forward. He had then turned over upon his face to get bis bearings, when he was carried out far ther from the land, and on again pine ing himself upon his back the surface waves brought him rapidly to the shore, a rescued man. It is an error that the drowning man is attacked by cramp except in very cold weather. He drowns from heart failure, induced by the violent exertion and flic upward pressure of the water upon the abdomen diminishing the . space and impeding the action of the heart. By turning over on the back this pressure is removed, the back be¬ ing almost entirely a strong wall of bone and muscle; also when on the back the entire body is nearer the sur¬ face, and the surface waves tend to¬ ward the shore, the undercurrent out to sea, even the legs when upon the back being less exposed to the current that tends toward the sea. By floating gently upon the back the heart, re lieved of its pressure, becomes calm and quiet, and the swimmer can re¬ gain his strength and float for hours. The bather whose heart is weak should fl ] V rays present, when standing erect, the right j,„ side of the body to the waves nm j t s avoid the Suilivaulikc blows of the incoming waves upon a crippled heart. In every bathhouse should be posted the injunction. "In case of ex hnustion or accident turn upon the back.”—Jacksonville Metropolis. Disappointed. A young man of this city rang up a lady acquaintance cf ids in Court street some days ago. but instead of her answering the phone herself her elder sister did so The young man recognized the difference at once and said in a suave, mellow voice: "Won't you please deliver a message to Miss Clara?" Delighted at the prospect of carrying existed between her sister ar the young man at the other end of the line, she answered: “Why. certainty, with the greatest of pleasure.” “Well, tel’ her to come to the phone.” —Memphis scimitar. I'onr finoil Habits. There are four good habits— punotu ality. accuracy, steadiness aud dis patch. Without the first of these time is wasted. Without tiie second, mis takes tiie most hurtful to our own credit and interest and that of others may lie committed. Without the third, nothing can be well done, and without the fourth opportunities of great ad vantage are lost, which it is impos Bible to recall. ■*— Shakespeare, among his many allu¬ sions to the sweetness, the innocence and the helplessness of tiie lamb, ouiy once cites it as an article of food. Tiie Lombards introduced the custom of charging interest for the use of money. i ia IT! i «t SB la i si 'i , ia rSEBiSMJ Si Sss® ciscsssra BBWW ay B ETA MESSe.'Ew SMKRlKa i I am now located in room with .Host Office with nice line Fancy Groceries. MY RESTAURANT WILL BE IN FULL lit 1 ST IN A fhW DAYs GIVE ME YOUR ORDER \YM YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT. 3 ih L-~ c j)a;| 4)1121! sOE fcgg® t'ko >7) Bill® im birth cFoe ’MM ., mon di teo.-sim.Tl i IO H I W A rn H\ 1 1 W : i \ JL DAVIES & NKRI, managers. 614 TEMPLE COURT. BELL ’PHONE S339. ATLANTA, GA. MONUMENTS. Granite ami Marble Work of Every Description. orders given prompt attention. % I PATENTS fiikii i ve GUARANTEED Mwnn ~ - — ~o*fee^«« invention will promptly m. receive ^^ana our opinion free concerning **#<»« the , any request, i a!cn ability ’ ^ of same. “How to obtain a patent” sent upon secured through us advertised for sale at our expense. . Patents taken out through us receive special notice without c 'Ii.’ r -'_ ' , The Patent Record, an illustrated aud widely circulated journal, eon--. * by Manufacturers and Investors. Send for sample copy FREE. Address, VICTOR J. Evans & oo„ [Patent Attorneys,) WASHHHSTOH, C ElfSUtS »• If doesn't pay a man to be lion est if he is honest only for pax-.. M n respond to what women ex iwet- of them. Tiie les« r, man hoasts the more true worth he j The best hor? email m If he j could never have TitF* 11 < liadtj’t a horse. i t It’s silly -o bo frighte:*"' 1 nothing, and cowardly to ke fug hi¬ eiiod at nil.