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VOL. XXVII.
she WAS plain_with him.
As: - in — Sr.-’r Gave Think: <l»e Mister Aftoiftt. Somt*
tiii-'iS* <o
Two %SS
.. , no ted for their common sense*
n, ! pinv of their sprightly sayings
- lC 1 an<l enjoyed to this day.
They were both , int „ Method,s.s Mpthr,dis‘s mil aud thoit then
house was a place of tesoit for the
clergy of that denomination. Of one
of the women, known as Aunt Sally,
the following story is told:
gi ie had a black silk dress which she
accustomed to slip on when she
v tended church. It seems that once,
while ■ inference contei cnee was was being oeing held netu near near
her house, a Methodist mmistei who
bail enjoyed her hospitality and was
saying goodby ventured to remon«
Btrate against her use cf costly' up
a . e ]
••Weil, Aunt Sally.” said he. “you
been very kind to me and my
^ during our stay at your house,
nn<! we appreciate your kindness. W e
shall never forget it. But, my dear
Bister, before parting with you ! must
say iliat it has troubled my wife and
nivseif very much to see you a dev
oti'e to the fashion of the world. I
notice with pain that you wear your
sdi- “ dress every clay to church, eon
, traiy . to th( t <. . Clf OI1P 0niu] t
liope that boreaiter you will ictiain .
front such a display of worldly mind
cclness. 1 also hope you will pardon
me for calling your attention to- it.”
‘ Vv dear brother,” said Aunt Sally,
«t aid not know that mv plain black
, v ,, s troubling fim'iinai- anvbodv. It hangs
up .1 theie bcL hriii.'.t -1^ ^ aoi. a, oml •!« it
neeos no uashin 0 it is ah\ Jjs : a ly to
Blip on when company comes or when
I go to church, and I lind it very
hfimly. brother, since
"But, my dear you
have been plain with me I must be
plain with you. Since you and your
wife have been staying here 1 and my
cook have some days bad to stay at
home and be absent from church be
rni.'se wo were doing up the white
dresses of your wi|e that she might
look well at the conference. Pardon
me for explaining, and when you and
your wife come this way call again.”-
Chrlstian Observer.
Ceorgre Wnshlnttlwa's Loti err.
ft is not generally known that the
great Father of Ilia Country was on
at least one occasion the originator of
n lottery, the like of which at the pres¬
ent day would be forbidden to send its
tickets through the mails. That George
V.’ashlngton was interested in sticli a
scheme is proved by a number of tick¬
ets still in existence which bear his
fi’gnst name. It was the Mountain
Road lottery of which George was the
promoter, and it is, of course, ttntiec
*' • my to state that Washington bim
*olf did not financially profit from it.
A : l the funds raised by the lottery
'fere spout in building the read
through Cumberland gap, near Fred¬
ericksburg, Va, Originally the lottery
tickets which Washington signed were
worth $1 each. Now, because they bear
1 is signature, they are easily sold for
v apiece, though it is certain that
u --t oue of them will ever draw a prize.
Yttmt Tliej- Made.
A certain father is possessed of a
F t of exceedingly bright girl chil
ih i. The other day his eldest daugh
tAlice, was putting her younger
Sister, surname Gretcben, through
?ve arithmetical paces, and the
f-i F or was an amused listener.
: etclien, how much do 12 and 10
ni;:';e?” was the form of one query,
! 'n being correctly answered, other
!!.!■! similar questions followed each
oti-rv in quick succession.
•father believing the younger
'Flu;-.liter ) was doing too mucli of the
v ■ : k thought he would put bis first¬
born up a tree, and so he broke in with
a problem of his own luvention.
’Alice.” he queried solemnly, “how
km< h do you and Gretcben make?”
F. iriiout an instant’s hesitation came
the reply:
“Gretcben and I, pop, make you a
P'-’un ! and happy father.”—Exchange.
The Man and (he Rope.
A ( hmaniati who had been condemn
ed to "ear the cangue, or wooden col
liir, v. is seen by some of his friends,
■’■hnr have you been doing,” they
hric, d. --to deserve this?”*
"C! nothing,” he replied. “I only
p.ckH; up an old piece of rope.”
A n d are you to be punished thus se
’ they
11 • asked, "for merely pick
" ’’ au end of rope?”
■
" F” answered tbe man. “the fact
F c ■" was a bullock tied to the other
A. Giles’ “History of Chinese
atr.re.”
,n Die Air.
;’ ”1 sort of a fellow is Swelldup?"
.
he’s one of those fellows that
you : • ■ never convince that there’s
Plenty of room at the top.”
•'•fistic, eli?”
ali - but he thinks he’s there
....... and that he
-Philadelphia occupies all the
Press.
Hotel Life.
• on—What time do you wake uj;
lD 1!u ’ morning usually?
Jimson-Four o’clock.
Tipcat snakes! Why so early?”
I Foa:.! at a hotel, and that’s th«
Led.'York i ‘ :: an in the next room goes to
Weekly.
" 1 V
l-iqht u of [Ije work
—OR
« li R SA V10 It IN A 1 st
cost- nearly $100,000 to publish. Contain?
'’omly «n» buiu.mi full-page Migrating.
copied direct nom the World’* Great**.
l wu,tu gs of our Savior a ..s In* Mother
0()lti)ijJR history of pHun.ng. Biography
of painter, and the ga '• neiwn Luiop*
wher* theOrigina. Painti .g im.y b* seen
The most beantiini j uiheati >*«v*i iseu
ed The stiorgest in arts weep at the sigh
ol the wonderful pictures of Jesus au.l
His Alotlr r. Everybody says they are
tP and, sublime, matchless, magmiiiceiu
bi-auUtul, m-pinug and uplifting. The
, !llc n, unprecedented. The pieces are
running day and night to till th* orders.
Twelve carloads of paper were required
tor the last edition. Small fortunes are
being made by the thrifty with this nuu
velouswoxk. Contains also a Childs
story beautifully written to fit each pic
fm <‘. ^ ,us wonderful book, matchless
ni xtspumy and beanty, apj eals to every
j 10 nie, where tim-e are children it sella
jtself, a Cmisinui man or woman can
soon clear on* thousand dollars ( 1 (joo[
raking ordersiu thisc, mnmuir.y. others
are doing lliis. Why not yon? We are
advertising in neatly ten thousand news
papers iu tnis country, CanadinEuglaiid,
Australia, shipping books to every
EugliriJ-speaking country in tue world,
We shall promote our best workers to po
K itjcms of .State A; imagers, Cor espun
u^ms ami Office large^Photo-gravure ,
own and pubn.-h
Etchings of the great Paintings in u:e
galleries of Europe. Uue or more of
these Etchings can be sold mevery home ;
By carrying the book and the engravings
your snccost will be tremendous. Airs,
Wal te, of Worcester, Mass lias sold
uear ] y J f C)ur thousand dollars wvnh of
booKs lllere . 0i ckclt bM bma wo
thousand dollars worth of books in New
Yoik. Both ot these ladic.s answexeu < nr
advertisement, and had never sold u Lx ok
befove. Took 14 orders first two uay.—A
Colwell. Took 5 orders first any ; 215 or¬
ders first week—Wattle Lem well, ihous
auds ox others like above. It is | nnttd
on velvet finished papei; bound in Om
dimil Kcu, Gie u and Gold and . dor ed
v-itii Golden HoisDs and Lillies. Write
quickly for terms ns the Uu-r tory is go
ing rapnhy. \\ hen you pxove your si c
cess, w e will promote you the position
you to the position ot Manager uuc Lor¬
res pond em under yearly contract.
We shall soon move mio our new and
elegant structure to be occupied by us,
auu to b 5 known as the Light ol the
World Building.
Address The British-American Co.
Corcoran Budding.
Opposite Umteu snaics lYeasurt,
Washington, U, g.
NAPOLEON’S EYE.
One Look From It 0tt»
rower Over M**,
111 1S8T, while Working In London ns
a curate to the Lev. Cunoii Fleming. 1
was called in my vicar’s absence to ail
minister a religious service to an old
admiral In Eaton square. The admi¬
ral’s name was Eden. After the serv¬
ice was over lx* took my band and
said: “Shake bands with me. young
mail. There are not many alive who
can say what 1 can say. You are taik
lug with a man who has talked to Na¬
poleon the Great.” “Sir,” 1 said, "that
is history. May I hear more?” The
old admiral then told me that he was
once returning with the fleet—1 think
from the West Indies, but of that I am
not sure—aud touched at St. Helena.
The admiral said, "1 aril going up to
Longwood to pay my respects to Napo¬
leon. and the senior midshipman comes
yvlth me.”
"I was the senior midshipman,” said
the old gentleman, “and so I went. We
waited for Napoleon in au outer room,
and you must imagine how eagerly 1
expected his entrance. The door was
thrown open at last, ami in he came.
He was short and fat and nothing very
attractive but for his eye. My word,
sir, I have never seen anything like It.
After speaking to the admiral be turn¬
ed to me.-and then I understood for the
first time in my life what was the
meaning of the phrase. ’A born ruler of
men.’ I bad been taught to hate tlie
French gs I bated the devil, but when
Napoleon looked at me there was such
power and majesty in his look that if
he had hade me lie down that lie might
walk over me I would have done it at
once. English middy though was.
Tlic look on Napoleon's face was the
revelation of the man and the explana¬
tion of his power, lie was born to
command.”
Such was Admiral Eden’s version to
me of an Incident which at 00 years old
or thereabout seemed to him as fresh
as if it had happened only the day be¬
fore.—Rev. John Hooker in London
Spectator.
No snakes In Kuwait.
The centiped is the only poisonous
Insect on the Hawaiian Islands, and its
sting here is no more dangerous than !
the stiug of a wasp or hornet in the
United States. On the mainland
tarantula’s sting is usually fatal aud
always brings serious consequences.
Wnwai! Hawaii is’^unate. u fortunate too too ^ln in having no °
snakes or poisonous teptiles. Hono
lulu Republican.
Denmark claims that there Is not a
single person in her domain who can¬
not read and write.
The South African winter begins to
ward the end of April and lasts unU)
6 epte©be' r # -j*
COXYEK 8 , GA. } D N E 2 . 1 , 1901
EACH f
Monday
AT
1
Cash buyers should take
of this great Clearance Sale.
"HEAP SMELL.”
Tie Indian Kn«-*r Whnt He Wanted
mid Where lo Get It.
Some Indians from HutTalo Bill’*
Wild West, arrayed In bright eolored
b - ankets anfl an exceptional amount
® f ce !' r,lllt ’ " ere tak!ng ln tlu>
the ed.v one afternoon, i la y stroll
f 1 ,1 ' ,w ’ n Walnut street, single (lie. and.
headed by n buck who now nml then
gave a grunt of satisfaction when some
thing that pleased him caught his eye,
' they uey halted In front iront of a drug store and ana
gazed at the window display for a
moment. Then the band filed Into the
establishment and began to look
around.
The clerk thought the place was go
to be besieged aud (lint be was llke
ly to lose hla scalp, but when the "big
chief,” who acted ns spokesman, ad
dressed him with the customary Indian
J t-reetinsr f of "Howl” the ch*rk re—jiined f
is C 011 p08ure enougb to asU th lnd p
an what he wanted.
“Heap smell,” was the reply.
Directed by the Indian’s finger to •
Showcase, the clerk pvodured a bar ot
soap. The brave took it gingerly, re
moved the wrapper, smelled It and bit
Into the toothsome looking article.
With a deep grunt of displeasure he
handed it back to the drug clerk. With
a disgusted look he remarked. "Heap
smell!”
The clerk began to tremble, nml the
Indian pointed to a perfume bottle In
the showcase. T he bottle of perfume
was handed to him. The Indian held
It in both hRtiris for « moment, closely
scrutinising It. lie slowly removed
the stopper, closely wntehtng It ns If
be expected It to explode, and took a
long sniff at the bottle, gave n grunt of
satisfaction, handed the clerk some
money and led his hand of braves out
of the store, to the delight of the fright¬
ened clerk, who had not been In the
practice of waiting on real Indiana.—
Kansas City Journal.
Something Which He l.enrned.
A soft answer has not ouly the effect
of turning away wrath. It may serve to
avenge an injury. Years ago the Rev.
J. II. Jones was making a visit in Bos¬
ton and attended a biweekly confer
ince at Divinity hall. Just at that
time he was out of sorts with the cast,
and his address reflected an acrid
mood. Especially did be Insist that
“They didn’t know everything down in Jude*
or even in Cambridge.”
tViicn he sat down, there was n mo¬
mentary hush, and then the date Dean
Everett slowly rose. lie began in his
usual soft and hesitating tone. "There
are doubtless a great many things
which Mr. Jones knows and we do not
know, but there are also a few things
which we know and he does not.”
Then followed a pause, during which
each man held his breath, for the dean
was known to carry on his lips a dag¬
ger which sometimes found Its unerr¬
ing way to the hearts of men and
things, but after due pause he contin¬
ued gently:
“And chief among them is how glad
we always are to see him.”—Youth’s
The Echo at Work.
When we had climbed to the top of
the mountain, we observed an old man
sitting on a rock with a pair of field
glasses in Ids hands. Every now aud
then he would look earnestly through
them and then whoop continuously for
a time with a vigor astonishing, con
sidering his age. For a time we ob¬
served him from a respectful distance
till finally, being naturally curious, I
went up to him. “Why,” 1 asked, “do
ro „ rappey that way and then yell *o
0U( j^»
j I{l tU rned and eyed me calmly, with
# dignl(v whk , b c ; ull ] have been born
f nothing hut a great responsibility.
-if n"i VO u talk to me” he said gravely,
.^ ..Tit nn l mr attention 2 and I’ll lose
!’ J ranhe the
Mountain ,, House down yonder.
A t tills point it became necessary for
him to howl again, and I retired much
Impressed.-Princeton Tiger.
Many men in China do not merry,
the priests who serve ia the temples
and those who take up literary pur
suits abstaining by choice, while many
temain single by reason ot their pov
*rt}\ '
A Bright, Honest Boy Waii
ted.
The publisher* of the famous bigilluB
tinted weekly newspaper, Pennsylvania
Onl. aie now placing representative rt
avevv post office in Georgia and they de
sire i o secure the services ol capable bus
tling agents m each of the following
towns of Hockdale County : Conyers.
nidiu such other towns as are no »1
ready supplied. The work is profitable
aim pleasant. A portion of Saturday
only it required. Over 6,000 agents are
doing spluud dly. No iiiomv whatever
is required. Everything is furnisned tree
iSZSSi Papers
are shipjied to lie paid for at tin*
end ot eai li mouth. Those not sold ai«
not charged tor. Write to Grit Pi blish
ing (:<)., Williamsport Pa., and mention
the Bannfk.
(SiWer{®Rin<g
and Hoikalanngj.
I am prepared to give
satis!actory attention to ail
who need my services
Supply ot Undertaking
complete.
Hearses furnished without
tra charge.
VV.Y.ALMAND.
Office Almantl Hard "rare Cot?
OABTOXIIA.
Dears tne The Kind Yo n Hava Always ta#
Dl^imruro
ji
Even the highest personages In Tur¬
key are not exempt from suspicion.
Tlielr movements are watched and re¬
ported to the palace by an army of
spies who swarm In every quarter.
Belgium holds the world’s record In
canals, having 535 miles, which carry
8,000,000 tons a year.
hni xirr tiaihing,
It may be doubted if a tub bath in
Jamaica Is a luxury. The bathhouses
make u brave show in a row of low
brick buildings In the rear of the ho¬
tels. each little house with a big stone
tank for a bathtub.
1 went out to see the baths on my
firs day in Kingston and was surpri -
ed to see a sign nailed against the null
bearing tlie words:
“Gentlemen Are Requested Not to
Use Soap ln the Baths."
“Why are gentlemen requested not to
use soap in the baths?” 1 asked the ho¬
tel clerk, a dignified young woman of
dark complexion.
“Because it soils the water aud makes
It unpleasant for the next bather,” she
said.
“But do your guests all bathe in the
same water?” 1 asked.
“Oh. yes." she replied, “Y’ou see, the
tanks are so large and tbe pipes are
small. It takes nil night to till the
tanks, and the water has to last all
<j a y.”
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&nt and tonic. No other
can approach it in efficiency. It in
staotly Dyspepsia, relievesaud Indigestion,
all other results of imperfect digestion*
Price 50c. and ft. Large .Ue contains
imall size. Rook al i aodnt dys pepsin mailed fro*
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Schedules and rates, jjot li
Passenger and freight,
write t, > either oi' the ttndei signed .
"You will receive prompt reply
and reliable information
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Work r unai anfeed ’ prices
reasonable. .. „, 1 eetli , exl ract ed , with
Dlit pain or bad affects, by use of
nitrous oxide gas. .Tion^wi (I.au'diing-gas)
u n \‘ sr ,*a W.UUU 0(m) artminisiiations nf i w It I n b
out a Single dangerous S) mtom.
Office over post office.
F. T. Hopkins, s’
II. 1).
fn-BlInrlllp* of Crime,
One cf the strangest peculiarities of
human nature is its inclination to
Imitate the misdeeds of others, (’rime
Is epidemical. A particularly dreadful
murder, the details of which are set
forth in all the newspapers, often has
the effect of inducing similar crimes.
One of the reasons, and probably the
ritief reason, why public executions
were abolished in England, was that
Instead of acting as a deterrent the
execution had the contrary effect of
Inciting to murder.
Iu 1885 a woman of Geneva, named
Lombard), killed her four children.
She admitted that she had been rend¬
ing of a woman who killed her hua
lmnd, and the very circumstantial ac¬
count had made her wish to imitate the
crime, but ns her husband whs dead
she killed the children. This is only
one Instance out of hundreds wLdch
have coiue to our notice.
The infectious Jin!ere of self mttrder
receives n striking testimony in the
following incident: Ur. Oppcnheitn of
Hamburg hod to examine the body of a
man who had cut his throat and had
died after some days of suffering. The
medico told his assistant that death
would have been Immediate if the man
had made the cut in a way which b*
Illustrated, and he was startled two
days later lo learn that his assistant
had attempted to commit suicide by
lacerating himself In that very manner.
The man admitted that he had never
thought of suicide until the day of the
examination and the doctor's remark.—
Loudon Globe.
- *-» »*•'*•'
Grimsby—So you want to marry my
daughter, sir! What are your prlncl
pies? Arc you temperate?
Fledgely-Temperate! Why. I am so
strict that It gives uie pain oveu to find
my boots tight.—I’tck-Me- Cp.
Proper Return.
“1 hurl the lie back in your teeth!” lie
. ,
« ’
qulte appropriate, for
• were false. - Philadelphia
Aim , rican .
A Wide flnlf.
Briggs—I hear ysu have been operat¬
ing In Wall street.
Griggs—A great mistake. I've been
operated upon.--Uarpcr’s Bazar.
A Ore** Bnranln.
Wife—Oh. such a bargain! 1 reached
Bigg. Drive & Co.’s ahead of the crowd
this morning, and got enough stuff for
a perfectly elegant dress for $1.00
Husband-Hoopla! You're an angel!
What will it cori to get it mad • up?
Wife—’Bout $30.—New York Weekly.
Lincoln Conldn't Do It.
“When 1 was in Springfield, Abra
ham Lincoln and General Baker. wh:»
was killed at Leesburg, Va.. during tli*
civil war. made the race for the Whig
nomination for congress,” said Dr. I».
B. Hill. “Both were Whigs, and both
were keen for the nomination. Both
Lad a strong personal following, and If
both ran the Democrat would win la
the district. So a primary election was
necessary to settle the contest. Baker
won - Both men were at Springfield
when the news came Lincoln r . was ___ do- .
pressed. The crowd to cheer him up
called on him tqr a speech. Getting
up be said: ‘Gentlemen. I’d like to
,
com ply with your request, lint I can't
makc . a speech now. 1 expected to
f” * *
got up here and so charmed . . , you with if »,
bis eloquence as (o make jou Ixdieve
A o • im. ')
ANECDOTES OF FORREST.
" !:y “ <* Confederate l.omler tleella
0,1 la Correct HI* Spelling.
“General Forrest of the Confederat*
flinty, said an ex-Confedcrate officer,
was a military genius of the first
rank. Without previous training or any
developed taste in that direction h*
went into the army from a place a*
overseer and attained commanding
rank absolutely by merit, Hough and
uncouth at f.rst, he became in later lif*
a courtly g, atlemuii whom it was •
pleasure to meet and to know. 1 re¬
member on one occasion some time aft¬
er the war coming up the Poiomae
with him I wanted to introduce •
young woman who was under my es¬
cort. He said he was nattered by the
request, hut that lie could not me*#
"her unless she knew perfectly well wh#
he was nmi that he was not held 1*
high esteem by the northern people
ch'efly on account of the Fort I’illovf
affair. I assured him Mint she was fuU
ly apprised of his record, and then )*
went with me to meet her, and she told
me later she had never met a more 'at¬
tractive man.
“Earlier in ids career —that Is, bo
fore he had learned to spell— he was
asked by a young lady to put his aut*>
graph In her album. lie wrote Ids ijara*
ns requested and under It his title, ‘ms
Jor general of calvary,’ as he spelled it.
The lady called his attention to it in •
very delicate way, and he looked at it
a moment, and with a full ... conscioua- .
r.ess tlint he was lacking In that regard,
and with a beautiful and scarcely to b«‘
expected hunlllty he said. 'Let it stand
|o ghoiv how lgnorant « t . ne rnl Forrest
j g , -| j )ere aro I10 j nian.v men wlie
would have done that. 1 imagine, and
It was the little things that showed
e- t™ v«k
Bun.
“Am Mini n* n Hatter,”
Probnbly very few persons who fre¬
quently use the expression “As mad ae
n hatter” have ntty Idea as to what It
means or why a hatter is necessarily
any more subject to (its of anger tha*
a plumber, a blacksmith or a carpen¬
ter. The expression Is said to have
come Into use half a century ago, when
the manufacture of hats was don*
wholly by hand. The most striking
tiling about the process was Hint of th*
beating tip of the felt. The hatter first
clipped the mass of wool and hair fre¬
quently Into hot water; then, seizing a
stick in each hand, he belabored
mass most vigorously, stopping
nml then to get Ids breath, until
material was matted together In *
rough sort of felt. The lively
administered to the felt, ns If the work*
man were actually incensed, gave rls#
to the familiar simile,
An 1 neven Contest.
•‘They had a lively boXitig It!fitch at
Splinter's the o'her night."
"Mow tens that'/"
“Splinter ctime home late, and as h*
passed through the hall his wife’s tall¬
est palm touched him on the cheek.
Splinter was in an excited condition
and thought it was somebody’s fingers.
Bo he struck out wildly with both fists
and succeeded ln knocking over two
palms and severely bumping his own
bead ”
“But why do you call it a boxing
match?"
"Because Splinter put up bis knuc¬
kles against Ids wife's palms.”—Cleve¬
land Plain Dealer.
XVlij HI* Life «e* -i l-’flilore.
“Yes. I consider my life n failure."
“Oli. Henry, how sn«l! Why should
you say that?"
"I spent all my time making money
enough to liny food and clothes, and
the food disagrees with me, and my
clothes don’t lit."— Life.
Ill* Fervent Hope.
Mrs. Sleepyize—Henry, the alarm
clock just went off.
Mr .Sleepyize—Thank goodness! t
hope the tiling'll new-i come hack.-.
Ohio State Journal. '
Trnfnlifiir Hats,
The trnr 1803 wns a memorable one,
SR (ill Oct. 21 was fought and gained
the battle of Trafalgar, ami then, as
now. fashion complimented heroes by
devising toilets named in their honoi*
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structure, which would outdo even
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anil breadth, something of the size of a
round table, and so loaded u ith plumes
that the wearers must have looked all
hat.—Gentleman s Magazine.
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