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Alliance Directory.
Anderson Alliance.—Meets Sat¬
urday evening before the second
and fourth Sundays in each month.
Conyers Alliance.—Meets Satur¬
day evening before the second Sun
day and Saturday night before the
fourth Sunday
Smyrna Alliance.— Meets Satur
day evening before the first and
bird Sundays.
Oak Giove|Alliance.—Meets Sat¬
urday night before the first Sunday
and Saturday evening before the
third Sunday.
Pleasant Hill Alliance.—Meets on
Saturday evening before the first
and third Sundays.
Harmony Alliance.—Meets Saturs
day before the first and third Sun
days.
Sheffield Alliance,—Meets Satur¬
day evening before the second and
fourth Sundays.
lyiion AlUano:—Meets every first
and third Saturdays in each month.
Notice.
• May the 8th, 1891.
Hall of Union Alliance No. 1222,
On motion:
I,’ solved, That we heartily indorse
(he :c ion of Anderson's Alliance recom¬
mending il a 1 flte President of Rockdale
County Allirtitee, call the next meeting
of the Countv Affiance to be hold with
Colon Sttb-AUInneo in Is ratio district.
Passed unanimously. l’res’t.
S. A. Hhmk.s,
,1. 1>. Rowkn, Hec’y.
THE II AYSKED.
We can nil of ii* remember
How along about September
The papers used to toll of tfie caucus or
the fair;
Aim! those fellows from the city
IVed to get almighty Witty
On the fellow with the duster, who had
hayseed in his hair.
They had fun in Legislatures
With the man what raised potaters,
If by any hook or crook or chance clot t¬
ed or sent there;
And those reportorlal flasket's
I’sed to comment on the whiskers
And the carpet stick of Billson, who bad
hayseed in his hair.
Yes, by gum, he rode his pass out,
And he used to blow the gas out,
And lie used to d ltd; hard elder when he
won' out, on :t n r.
An ‘die used t pieoze the dollar
'I i i the p , :z/.:tr',l used to holler;
The man ewt 1 ) v: iiu.l ats that 1 adluiy
seed iu Lit- hair.
Rut, by gum,, if you’ve been read¬
ing
You’ll observe a strange proceed¬
ing;
’Tis the fellow with ohin whi kers that is
slowly getting there;
And it won’t he too surprising
If, bj’ slowlv organizing,
Old i avties may wake up and find the
hayseed in their hair.
When the fashions change, you
fellers
Will all carry green umbrellas,
Ami irons u> w ide across the seat to make
the dud* bus stare;
Anti iu tlmse days, if you pass
inns
You must wear a linen duster,
Ami if you want to throw on style, put
hays 1 ed in your hair.
Fiotu the Pioneer Press.
1? ’ports from inspectors of foitili
zers returned to the office of the com¬
missioner of agriculture show that
<1 spite the unpropilious weather
w iich has made the roads ugly and
d flicuit for hauling 360,000 tons of
fertilizers w U be inspected this sea
sou as against a fraction oyer 288
S0.» inspected hist year.
Ex-Kiug Milan has accepted the
offer of £200,000 a year to keep out
of Serviiif and Queen Aataiie agrees
to suppress her memoirs.
Push your spring woik and get
as tar afuad ot insect enemies as
possible.
HUNTING PETE.
Just at the top of a long hill as
we bad stopped the horse to breathe
says the New York Sun, a farmer
came up. He was at least 65 years
old, being very gray and wrinkled,
and he was also so decrepit that he
had to use a staff.
“ Say, you ! Have you seen any¬
thing of my son Pete along here? ”
he called as he stopped at the buggy
wheel.
< C We haven’t met anybody on foot
this morning. How old is he? ’
<1 ? Bout 42, and six feet high.”
“ Where w is he going ?”
“He’s runaway. Packed up bis
duds and slid out afore I got up this
morning—the ongrateful rascal! I
didn’t believe that of Pete.”
“ Why, he was of age.”
“Makes no difference! I alius
kept him at home, and alius mean
to. lie’s bln gittin’ board and lod
light along, aud last summer I let
him sell a whole sheepskin to a ped¬
dler and keep the money. He’s got
to come back or I’il know the reason
why!”
“You cau’t bring him back, can
you ?”
“Can’ll! Don’t you figger that I
can’t! I think he took the next cross
road and made a bee line fur Spoon
ervillc. I’m right on his track, and
I’ll toiler him up. When I find him
i’ll take both hands hold of his col¬
lar—like this—and I’ll rattle his
jawbones—like this—and I’ll lay him
ou his back and lam thunder out of
him for about fifteen minutes. Then
I’il walk him home, and you or .er be
around ami see them stumps grub¬
bed out and them rail fences mend¬
ed! Can’t bring my sou Pete back,
he? He’s of aige, eh? Gues3 you
air strangers in these parts, and
never heard of ole ’Sqar’ Tyler?”
Well, we wish you luck.”
“Thanks, but I don’t keer fur
wishes. I’m sartiu to find Pete, an’
by the great white ox I’ll eontiner to
wollop him fur ten minutes after he
hollers ’null r> ! Good day!”
—N. Y. Sun.
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A SLIGHT MIS L AKE.
“ Vat vos der matter here?” asked
a Dutchman running up to a crowd
of people that gathered at a new
building to see a mason who fell
from the top of it and was killed.
“ A man got killed,” said a by¬
stander.
“Oh, is dat all!” replied the
Dutchman, “1 thought it vas a dog
fight.”—Boston Globe.
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Wanted.—A good appetite. You
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digestion and cures sick headache.
The gay young bicyclist he’s in h
bed,
Not for him is the spring sun shin¬
ing. .
He has been flung and is sore in body
and head.
But Salvation Oil will make him
smiliing.
“I’ve go't it at last,” said the fellow
who found his cough subdued by a
bottle af Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup.
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2f> cents per box.
For sale by 1 >k. W. H. Lee & Son.
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