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HACHINE.
'ike Wood Tubular Steel mow
I given up to be the best
1 J so says every A. one Wood who
sit The Walter
B Machine Co. received
gokl medal for the best
ter 'at the Atlanta nearly Exposi- all
blast year . and at
L fairs aud expositions
[ e re it was exhibited.
material is op the very best, lias
i. wheels, and besides being
1 durable it nas more power
f“mislighter FAs *h;m draft any other both hor- ma
Ts anemia, on
1 Vs no heavier on stock than
Ev F*w plowing. Jf you all that are is think- asked
nY iiicr a mower
C ‘"L vou see it Wood work or Machine. ask some The one
r" run the
uV .rives a cirtificate of guaran
.oth every inaoiiine sold. I can al
frrnish you cut with the gram reaping which at- is
0te nt to your
fanTstili selling the Clark
Biaway Harrows to put in
»as with.
gejid below what one of the
lost successful farmers in Geor
Lavs about the mower.
J- A. GOODE.
I Cokyebs, Ga., May 20, ’90.
Hr. J. A. Goode;- Dear sir:
I I have been using the Walter
K food Tubular Steel Mower
■ortwo seasons. I have had
■our other make of mowers cut
ling on my farm and I would
■not give the Wood machine for
[all four of them.
It runs lighteii than any of
them and cuts 12 acres per day
Were other machines cut ten.
Tory respectfully,
W. F. McDaniel.
By Request.
I One of our appreciative citizens
pded us the following for publi
(ton;
■ 'The man who wants the earth
Bprariably gets it—when he dies
I “Most men are ready and willing
I to die for their country—of old age.
1 “Some men have a gallon of words
| to every spoonful of thought.
“A man who attends to his own
business has a good steady job.
! “Nine out of every ten never
think of winding the clock until af¬
ter they have put out the light aud
got into bed
“After man came woman and she
has been after him ever since.
“Flatter a woman and she will
love you; pity her and she will hate
you.
“Love laughs at locksmiths but it
reserves the sweetest smiles for the
goldsmiths.
’Love needs no definition, men
loved long before dictionaries were
discovered.
“About the worst joke a woman
0311 play on a man is to marry him.
“Married men do not live longer
diau single ones: it only seems Ion
ger.
“The marriageable age of women is
to) where between sixteen and death.
“The divorce court frequently en
a bies a man and wife to live happily
ever after.
“Children cry for the moon; when
&ey grow up they want the earth.
the trouble with a great many
J’oung men—they don’t like to work
between meals.
>A bad boy seldom gets his bad
Dess from his father; the old man
usually bangs cm to all he has.
“Pity 'the poor young man who
f ar ls his hair in the middle; he has
do it to prevent his mind from
becoming unbalanced.
“Some men are abouifjaa much
knefit to a community as a last
Jsar s almanac.
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CONYERS, GA„ SATURDAY, JULY 11, 1896.
£5
for infants and Children.
■ jyiOTHERS, O Bateman’s Drops, Godfrey’s Do Cordial, You Know . m ^
v many so-called Soothing Syrups, and
most remedies for children are composed of opium or morphine?
Yoil Know that opium and morphine are stupefying narcotic poisons ?
Yon Know that in most countries druggistsare not permitted to sell narcotics
■without labeling them poisons ?
Po You Know that you should not permit any medicine to be given your child
unless you or your physician know of what it is composed ?
Po You Know that Castoria is a purely vegetable preparation, and that a list of
its ingredients is published with every bottle ?
Po Yon Know that Castoria is the prescription of the famous Dr. Samuel Ditcher.
That it has been in use for nearly thirty years, and that more Castoria is now sold than
of all other remedies for children combined ?
Po You Know that the Patent Office Department of the United States, and of
other countries, have issued exclusive right to Dr. Pitcher and his assigns to use the word
44 Castoria ” and its formula, and that to imitate them is a state prison offense ?
Po You Know that one of the reasons for granting this government protection
was because Castoria had been proven to be absolutely harmless ?
Po You Know that 35 average doses of Castoria are furnished for 35
cents, or one cent a dose?
Po You Know that when possessed of this perfect preparation, your children may
be kept well, and that you may nave unbroken rest ?
Well, tliese tilings are worth knowing. They are facts.
The fae-fiinaile /j is on every
signature of wrapper.
Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castoria.
“Every man is anxious to help his
neighbor; when he don’t need it,.
“It is hard for anybody else to
please the man who is well pleased
with himself.
“If some men wer.a half as big as
they think they are the
world would have to be enlarged.
“Some men are better when they
are sick than at any other time.
“Death is about the only sure cure
for lying that has ever been discov¬
ered.
“The man who has lived for self
alone has the privilege of beiDg his
only mourner.
•‘How quickly the Millenium
would come if we would only do the
wondeiful things to-day that we are
going to do to morrow.
“About the best way to stop the
sale of liquor is to give it away.
“A drunkard is a man who com
mits suicide on the installment plan.
“A man may smile and smile and
still be a temperance advocate.
“it doesn always lake eight
quarts of beer to make a peck of
trouble
“A politician will shake your hand
one minute aud pull your leg the
next
“Some men vote ae they pray and
they never pray unless it is to ask a
personal favor.
“A woman would never he suc¬
cessful in running for office; she
would stop too often to see if her
hat was on straight.
“Many a candidate thinks him¬
self a Clay only to discover after the
election that his name is mud
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For sample copy of any issue,
The NEWS PRINTING CO.. Denver. Colorado,
“Life is full of trials and the law¬
yers are glad of it
•‘When it comes to making a long
story short the editor’s blue pencil is
strictly in it.
“T ie dentist is a man who pulls
people's teeth; a lawyer is one who
pulls their legs.
“Doctors used a lance to bleed
patients in olden times, now a lance
is unnecessary. 11
Some English As She is
Wrote.
An Oklahoma editor express¬
es his thanks for a basket of or¬
anges thus -
“ We have received a basket
of oranges from our frieDd Gus
Bradley for which he will please
accept our compliments, some
of which are nearly six inches
in diameter.”
On a tombstone in Indiana is
the following inscription: This
monument was erected to the
memory of John Jenkins, acci—
dentlly shot as a mark of affec¬
tion by his brother.”
A cornor’s jury in Maine re¬
ported that “deceased came to
his death by excessive drinking
producing appoplexy in the
minds of the jury. 11
A Michigan editor received
some verses not long ago with
the following note af explana¬
tion. These lines were written
fifty years ago by one who has
for a long time slept in his grave
merely for pastime. > >
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A Good Son Is This.
An interesting story of filial
devotion is told of a Peering ci
tizen who. as a young man,
f 0 n owe d the sea and visited
many foreign lands settling
down at home some 30
ago, never having slept out of
his own house but 10 nights
since that time.
never ^"faUed^every 6 da^yAo call'at
the neighboring house of his
a (ted parents in th.6 early morn
i„°g before going to his his return work at in
Portland and on
night. .
He always finds his father
and mother ready to greet hint.
He always says “Hello ,” in his
cherry voice, and the old man
replies, “We’re here John.’’
That is all, but 00 years of that
every day is vastly more filial
companionship than falls to the
lot of most fathers, and fortu¬
nate indeed is the mother whose
fond heart never looks in vain
for the daily visit of her son !—
Lewisten Journal.
“Condemned Cannon.”
“There are hundreds of can¬
non made by the Government
each year for the express pur¬
pose of being condemned,” said
an ordinance officer of the War
Department.. “Every session
Congress passes a number of
resolutions donating condemn¬
ed cannon to army posts, bat¬
tle fields and soldier monument
associations. The supply of
condemned cannon from the
war ran out twenty years ago,
but the donations kept on and
kept on. When one locality,
town or county get condemned
cannon the other in the same or
adjoining state wanted the same
honor, and the Representatives
and Senators had to grant it.
Then arose the practice of mak¬
ing cannon, scratching them up
a little and condemning them
expressly to fill the donations
ordered by Congress. During
the present Congress about one
hundred condemned cannons
were donated. As there are just
now only about sixty on hand
an extra lot will have soon to
be made.”—Washington Star,
Words Of Wisdom.
Don’t watch the cook too
closely.
All politeness isowing to lib¬
erty.
An occasional drubbing does
a man good.
It is easy to pick out work for
the fool killer.
No woman wants the latest
wrinkles in her face.
People usually pick out their
own temptations.
The increase of knowledge in¬
creases the need of it.
Our richest relatives are often
the most distant ones.
A fighting chance often
means a chance to be whipped.
The man is not poor who has
the things necessary.
Pretty woman who are stu¬
pid are roses without fragrance.
A woman’s idea of a good
thing always makes a man
smile.
After all, an aching heart
does not hurt like an aching
tooth.
There is no opposing brutal
force to the stratagems of hu¬
man reason.
It is no sign that a man is a
fool because he differs with us
in opinion—The South-West.
How soon the soul starves,
when it begins to look at every¬
thing through money.
If great things have been done
by faith why may not great
things still be done?
It is impossible for any man
to become rich who does not
first become content.
The Bible is the only book
ever written that points out a
sure way to become rich.
Look oot for the man who
mates a specialty of pointing
out faults in other folks.
18-ESTAEISHED-S6.
J. 1 (. AhXIlAXJM: GO.
STILL LEADS THEM ALL.
Always on hand a full lino of DltY GOODS, NOTIONS, HATS,
SHOES and CLOTHING, CROCKERY and GLASSWARE, and a Full
and Complete line of
Groceries. Hardware id Fan Suuplies.
Don’t buy your sup¬
plies etc., until you see
us.
We respectfully soliett your patronage.
j. b. vibriOT!) % eo.
IVZBITT,
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The above cut represents o le of the many styles of elegant
vehicles’we carry in stock.
Our stock of BUGGIES,WAGONS, HARNESS, ETC
Would do credit to any town in Georgia.
OUR PRICES and TERHS WILL SUIT YOU.
CALL TO SEE US.
R. M. Everitt,
CONYERS, GA.
iiiEfl Fees nl Sale S n I ■
I RM HERETO SERVE THE- PUBLIC.
My turnouts are strictly first-class and perfectly safe.
My prices are reasonable and my patrons always pleased.
Don’t fail to call on me when you need any kind of team.
Jas. W.Swamm.
God has never yet found time
to make a world that a shiftless
man coukl prosper in.
The Ohristain who does not
have a mountain-moving faith
has lived his privilege.
It is told of a popular attor¬
ney that he recently called upon
another brother of the profes¬
sion, and asked his opinion upon
a certain point of law. The law¬
yer to whom tne question was
addiessed drew himself up, and
said;
‘I generally get paid for what
I know.’
The questioner drew half a
dollar from his pocket, handed
it to the other, and coo^ re
marked;
,Tell me all you know, and
give me the change.’—Observer.
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The above is a good likeness
° _L ie aveia e I c rooter ” at a
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match game of ball in a conn
try town and he greatly aids in
the winning and losing of the
game by his effective guying.
We have several such in our
town who are impatiently wait
in ° ., for the hoys oys to to announce announce
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