The Conyers examiner. (Conyers, GA.) 1878-1???, April 20, 1878, Image 1

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W. E. HARP, Publisher. lwm 1° T II E fJYERS EXAMINER, 1 polished every Saturday, . By J w. E. HARP, iwo POLLARS PER ANNUM. «.vTEb i/i. > EC A OVERT IS! NG: t ,, ie nts will be inserted for (jNE V;.fi^aare, for the first insertion. . <11 NTS per square for each con i.:. lh>'j, ont ,Vriontli, or will less, bfe For made, a long liberal discount f»no " wh in length, or less, constitutes (. “ \i,t ia ia the local colnnrn will be in •• ‘ jv each insertion. ; t n Cents per litre, * 1 vanwl deaths will be, published a,s' ,ofn'' vs > tut obituaries will be charged • rates. , ‘ r !vi)ftising will be ....... given to merchrnts ; ;il rates others, w ho desire to, advertise by tlie an'*. W. A, HARP. Business Manager. ■ riflU *■ L<1 pv-oatpu f vpnrl-ncfc in the treatment of the ■ I'livilih«'/f both m-ile andfttimle thauany physician •“ rr; V c 3 llie YcsulU of liis long and soceesaful in '1 his tvro ik‘ x wori«, just tiuhl ished, entitled l r IJoPStVATE ..nHYSEOLGSY OF W3ARR3ACS MEDICAL ADVISER * J 1 i r «t really ttnMeo and het r- In*iru<-tt,rn in all mat h . to Manhood and Womanhood, and supply a 1 ! A-’Llly . The understood. V arc bcautirnUy The. two Ulustratcd, books and embrace in plaih BiS 'K r' 'Mcoiitaiavaluablo information for Bbth mttrwedarid I” 1 nV- jiy , it • t<ccntimprovomentaintuediealtreatment “The kno wledge imparted li iJ rVtts’ oupioinepaiiri-s work* is in say: of questionable chat* 'I, •_ |',’t new no way st.onlil know. f 1 ;;; j”,, if vli'i'i.-icfc- jorna'liin*that ly indiscretion ciery onp tho Han, other#!** 'J’he ..j,. bi't with wan'i j vigor in the prim* j.’iy nr”' , Aitf****- ig HU ^ UitWlpfiM o "Vm • i.ilf.M-volume, / j ; I.otiis •.» I'liK'KS Journal. in money fVi.t .*1; —(O urulrr „ in or ct«. cloth stamps- seal, each*, and® oni” , ^ MI 'e ' OtQ. W. GLEATOH, attorney at '.0NYER5 : : t : GEORGIA, d practice in the Superior ahd Supbeme ionite of the Stilt). M attention given to tlie collecbioli 'of ([jiiii.j. m.’iyli-ly. A. 0 . McOAtLAi Attorney at Law remits, GEORGIA 1 .1 practice in Rockdale arid adjoining cbtin •its. v3 T nl5-ly PR B STCsirt Flats, LOUISVILLE, KY., X romilftrly educated and legally qualified pbvaioian nnd tjlfJ cf private, chronic nnd^exual diseases, Sperm at02.^ abuse ia arid youtlu producing sexual “^excessesIrj^inaturcr years, Nervous- or other ffti a, sotu«? c ftho following effect^: i ' ‘Gtiiittal Kmissinns, Dimnesa of Sight,, Defective Mem cry, PSiydi’ulDecav, Pimples on Face, Aversion to Society of VctMl's, Confusion of Idcaa, I*03H of Bexuul Power, «c»> l d rinir marriage impronor or mihayTy* ar0 thoroughly tml fowl iiormau anil entirely vitly cm cnwl.' ii tad SYPHILIS ’ CJUPt** mi f rm n tlia *vslem; Yale OltRHEA, diseases tuck ly* Olcot, cured. Stricture, Patients treated Pilcnand by maflorex- other prl jjri’ig, ConsnUatioa q invited, charges reasouablQ* free oi>*l hulcorrespondence strictl 7 confidential. A PRIVATE COUNSELOR CfCDOpagc?, sent to nny .address, securely seiilcd, for thirty RO) crnls. lYoir! SJiould b*> lend P. by all. Duudays’, Address'ns 2 io 4 above* P. M» utiioo hours 1) A. M. t.o 7 M; ^ Pcmedy of tho 19th Century. TBADc ESarham’s 8nfa8isb!a r* u naniaa fi w *>'$ S*f 'll / Bi«iaa Maimfiuynred POo Cure Co., Owim; by tho U. C. . ll never fall* to euro. Hemorrhoids w ‘ ^ l'rleo Met anil liana fldc testimonial! turnisliod ou appUiWiOA J. H< Almand, Son & Go ' 9 one of ALLEN’S PA IliSAFES °f Wo Gallons capacity, are now pi-ep^rec? to ™u« Oils from “HEADQUARTERS,” and will Hell suck oils as . LINSEED, • LARI), 'I RAIN and MACHINE, 1 Prices that defv competition, l'he Oil Safe ls 'Duiiositv, within itself. jam 0 ’78 tf ■PRESCRIPTION I 0 * 1 Weakness, FREE! Cost ■'lanhooii fa stMH'dy amt ('uri ofSominnl by indis wtUm nil disorders brought has on the ing or »>r. axcoss. \nv Orusfftist. <*«».. N< Lfl’C- i;u> IV. .JAQl'KK *1' __WviSs Mrcrl, Ciurliuintl, O. --3 d FARMERS t-\ F.RY BEST Steel Turn nnd Scooter 1 'DCs, Clevises, Singletrees, Hames, CoL £ s UI1, 1 How Lines, at - r IL ALMAND SON & CO’S , jan l2tf ■Snockei | L ALMAND SON A CO. have Reduced v the.P) ice* (this week) on Sugars, Syrups l!s ;| nd Pish. ' jan 5, ’78if S{ SPA I ; £*■ V ‘ * J or riOsp cash w would | 10 } iavo dd well Buy incat, call cir either time to - T - B ALMAND SON et CO. Th 'have just received load. a ear ci Will euro or prevent Disease. OPIUM Th< CUHK. Opiufo and WortbmgUn, " Oris Morphine Eating, Send Inal ftreeno stamp to and habitenred. W. only for Co., H. ahsolut# book Squire* lad. oa •Oil PRINTING AT THIS OFFICE; C9 m rr a uOI illy'11 i i| m 1 i HP m i m OS fc\ 7 f" 1 if/i II '^A \wti “ Error Ceases to be Dangerous, While Truth is Left F ree to Combat it.” CONYERS, GA.. SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 1878. • I" La Purifies the Blood; Renovates and Invigorates the Whole System, trS KElifOAt PEOPEfeTlES APE Alterative, Tcnic, Solvent, and Diuretic. \ nor tlN’ji i.j made rxchi^irc.y from ( l.e juices carr-c.i.i.v-.-elected t>:.rk -, ■ kk,:, cud lieibs, arid 14 st: oriv.'y concentrated thSit it will *>ffectuntly tmdicaM i ia ru l:ifi 'every taint of Scroluliij r-crolu— «t.tt•{*.»:r, v m.'inrn, ( iiiiiTr, ( nnccrimi finai.ir, litvslj-,.!;'*, Salt khciuti, (Syplit. 1 ; isrs, ('uniter, Fiiiiitni'ss nt tho f-p>iiiuch, citd 'a i disi'i'ses that nrii-.o front iinpurfl blood. Sri',fieri, Ipfttminatory and Chronic >, t . i" ’il.-cki, (lujit, curt s.ylrml f <mii^*airite', carl cn.y be effectually cured through the bleed. For n;l»r« t«d r.rur.tlve rJsoaws of the 1'..' :. !(•>;, Clotches, BoH«, Ti.tfci. f.tetn.Uiea.'tj sudIiiitKWoxiu, Vouetine ii:i 1 'o . . ' a . d tit effect .i permaneur. euro. r..r it* the bed,, Kidney Com lduiufs, Ci-ouxy, TT ntii.it; AVoiiknetss, I.Cil i‘ o111.it . , i ii.co.g t "-jin internal ulcerutien, arid uterine d.ehase.s t.nl npoh'tho Ccuctui ilfliililiy, Vkge Tt.NC acts ect'y causes of these coni; piaii.ts.' JI-.iavigorati-S m.d sbcfafeRfens the whole system, cots upon the secretive orgafcs, allays inflam. Bij'.tiun, tn -i-.’i mveratton and reguifetos+hebowels. For Citian-h, iiy.-iHTtsiii, Hubitunl Co'si tiernuss, I’mipicuion of the Heart, IIen.il s;.t‘bi-, I’ilt'o, N’e; vour.ru'xs, and (iesu-raj I'lOf.iriii.ou of the Nervous System, no n ed.tii.e l;::s ever given such perfect satisfaction as tho \ JccirriiME. it purifies the blood, eieansesall of the-org:ins, ur.d posesses a controlling pow er over the nervous system’. Tuo 1 eiu:;:-K..Ue cutes effected t;y Vr.GETlXF. have induced m'i::.,y piiysli .u as and apothocaries whom we know, t-> preset.bi« Ithd use it in their own fami’.ife's'; )ii nut, \ EtiE.'ixi; is the best, romadyyet (iisebv e ed lor t..e .* bove iliscnses, and is tiio only reliabls lil.OCD i.'L : ttlf Llaliyct place’! before the public. UKQUAUFO APPRECIATION. IT. B. STrvKNs, Esq. IiOSToMi Nov. 18,1*75. his : /i' «r .8v.>',— <lnnn« past five years I luive had fimnys opDovtunity Aiy \vi.e-1 to or tlie merit ot Vegk 'jinP; i.n< used iv lor coniplamts uitending lady ot Relit health, will) inure beliUlieial results than Hnytliwg c.isu tvLicit tue eve r tried, i Have ^ivnnilio my oluiaveu under almost every circum M-afUio majkedbmieiit. attenuiinJ 1 H, iiave lr.r^e taken Jamiiy,^iiut it niytelf always with heiudit 1 with sueh l?reat iuitnuoiiu.d t cannot lmd words to express luy While api ve» iaXuui of \m goodness. . this city, *pertormmR has been my lot, dull* sa> a in I'ojiee Officer in it my to tail with u tro.-.t deal ot sickness. 1 1 unhesitaiingiy knew recommend bid Via,. 10 - .rINI’, ail and never Claimed o i il case where PkitiouJaiiy ii ri<»fc prove that was lot* it. in w».s o: a dcbilituieJ or rmpoveiidbed .state ot the bio* <»d its effects are really wonder nil} and lor all it complaints arising? iYoin an impure state oi the , blood nv»pears to work like a charm, and i dh hot b effevo tiieie are any cireumslfihces under whichT egetink tit in: used with injurious results, and it will always Hjtbid tih to what me pleasure 1 know about to ^ive Y eg any ft ink. further i/itoflaation \YM. B. HILLi Police fetatibn 4. CARNOT BE EXCELLED. H. R. SteVEKs- Chaelestown, Mass. Pear Sir,—This X’reparation is to in certify tliat I have tised your “ Blood ” my family for several years; and think that lor Scrofula or Cankerous Humors or Rheumatic affections it cannot be excelled i ami as a L.ood purifier and sprinje iiiedicine it is the best thing 1 have ever used, and X nave used almost everything. I can clieeriuliy iue. recommend it to any one in need of (■Teh. a med ic Mis. A. Yours A. PINSMOKH, rosnectfnlly, 19 Russell Street, ■ YEGETINE k. Preparod by It. STEVENS, Boston,Mass; Vecetinc is Sold by all Druggists* Gd 'l'O FOR WINES. LIQUORS, GIBER, CHAMPAGNR; &c; Oysters, iSarditles; Cbackers, iSoa ps; Blabkihg. FINE CIGARS and TOBACCO. Pickles, Peanuts; Candies, &c., BOTTLED BEER OF THE BEST BRAIDS, A- Specialty. Kinds of FANCY I)itlNK S at Short Notice. A FINE BILLIARD TABLE attached Under and Privalely Whitehead arranged. JTouse, the Conyers; Ga. Feb. 16, 1878, JP. S 89, Whitehall St. Atlanta, Ga. DEALER IN - WHOLES ALB A\I) RETAIL Croctery. Mia, Glass and Slone Wares, Lamps, Lanterns, SIJLVER-PLAtED G OODR. [f7^“Goods Carefully Repacked. Quick sales aud Short Profits, for CASH. Established 1850. march 2, 1S78. 6m. CLOTHING. t «) f JI .-ALMAND SON & OO.. are offering • tlieir entire Stock of C L() 1IIINL n.t almost cost. t^ow is your time to buy. jan 12tf LOOK BEFORE YOU BUH. WEAVER & SIL1BDM, DEALEUS IN ®RI fiS®®S, NOTIONS, CAPS, llATSj BOOTS, SHOES, &c. CtaoCHBBIES OF ALL KINDS. Fine Tobacco and Cigars, Confectioneries and in fact, Everything Kept m a FIRST CLASS STORE. HOKEST DEAlffi, IS ODE MOTTO. gSgrTERMS CASH and Short Profits. Conyers Ga. Feii. 1G> 1S78. tf piiTit. _ -y SCH60L ROOM EXERCISES. John, boiicd the state of matrimony/' “1 he state of ma>rimotiy is bound on the North by solicitude; on the East by doublenrctible, on the West by vexa lion.’ “What are its chief products t* ‘I eevish batjies, scolding wives, hen¬ pecked husbands, smoked coffee, burnt ham, sour-pies.’ “What is said ot its climate V “It has a more varied temperature than that of any other state in existence. In that portion cf it called Honey mooli the climate is salubrious and healthydhe atmosphere laden with the sweets of the flowers bf Ilympn. In soriie parts the inhabitants experience a freezing cold reception when they expect most warmth; and in sortie other parts there is the burn¬ ing sbiisation of the tdrid zone. “Sometime^ a fellow’s house in the state of matrimony gets tob hot to hold hiiri, and; strange, t > say, he travels w ith all speed not to, but from the poles, where cold is supposed to exist.’ “.Sarah, has John given a correct out* line, of the state of matrimony 1’ “Can’t say, sir ; neVer was in that State. Dill Simpkins gave me an ihvi- tation the other day to travel in it with him, and when I relilm Ill atiSwer the question;’ “Well; Sarah, as yod seem to be igno¬ rant in-Geography, I Will -cXaniine you in Grammar. Take the sentence ‘mar¬ riage is a civil contrabt. ’ Parse rn a is l'iage;’ “Marriage id a nouh, hec«iuse its a name. And though Sh skspedre asks What’s in a hahie, and days that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, yet marriage being a noun, and there¬ fore a name; shows that the rule estab¬ lished by the bard of Avon has fit least one exception. For marriage certainly is ot very grbat importance; and being a houn, and therefore a name, Ergo thebe is sorn uhing iri a name.’ “Good. Well; wlut is the base of Hi a triage f’ “Don’t know, sir.’ “liecline it and see;’ “Don’t feel at liberty to decline mar¬ riage after having made Rill the promise I have. Had rather bon ‘Mane, can you tell Sarah iu what case rtiarringe is V “Yes, sir, ft'id a very common case, and I wouldri’t care if It was a little com tnoneb. I ’spoSe Sarah won’t be mar¬ ried a week before it’s in the printers case.’ il 0an you decline marbiage V Jane blushes extremely, and answers : “Had rather not.’ “Well, Sribah; what person is! mar¬ riage V “Second person, sir, because the per¬ son you sperik tb is the one that is going to marry ?” “What number is marriage ?’’ “Plural nrimber now, sir, because Bill and I are twr> at the present time. Wait,—A ail, husband, before you wonder audibly why your wife dori’t iget along with the household responsibilities as your uiothef* did. She is doing her best—and no woman cati endure that best to be slighted. Remember the long weary nights &he sat up with the little babe (hat died ; remember the Ibve and care she bestowed upon vbii when you had that long fit of illness. Do you think she is made of cast iron ? Wait, wait in silence and forbearance, and the light will comb back to her eyes—the old light of the old days. Wait, wife; before you speak reproach¬ fully to your husband when he comes home late, and weary, and out of sorts. He has worked bard for you all day— and perhaps far into the night; he has wrestled, band in hand, with care and selfishness, and greed, and rill the’ demons that follow in the train of nioiiey making; Let home be another atmosphere entire¬ ly. Let him feel that there is no Other place in the world w here he cari find peace, and quiet, and perfebt love. While a negro man in the ripper part of Georgia, not long since, was carrying a child in his arms along a road, a large eagle swept down upon them and en* deavoved to seize the child. A little battle ensued between the parent and the eagle, the latter getting the better ot it until a farmer came to the rescue, and knocked the eagle senseless with an ax, The bird was captured, and, as it has re¬ covered, it is an object ot' considerable curiosity in the neighborhood. A WytheVilD, Va., dentist is said tb extract teeth painlessly simply by press. ing on the patient’s temples dating tbe operation. ItOW SHALL MURDERERS BE HANGED 9 The New York Sun says ; After heal¬ ing the report ot Dr. Win. A. Ilam mond in' regard to legislative action to¬ ward the investigation of the State Asy¬ lum for the Insahe—in which the sys Lerti is spoken of as ‘the most hafbarotis iti the civilized World'— the Medico-Le gfii Society last evening listened with in¬ terest to a paper by Dr John H. Pack¬ ed of Philadelphia, on ‘The Mode ot Infliction ot the Death Peridlty.’ Dr. Packard reasoned that just as the pbvsL cal terror of punishment is increased, just So liiuch is the moral effect of the punishment weakened,' as is proved by the simultaneous records of the daily jii-ess of executions and murders, He gave, among other reasons for opposing the present mode ot capital punishment, that its horrors excited the humane sen iirneril tb an inordinate degree; thereby taigely increasing chances of acquittal even foi* the worst criminals. In i’enn sylvania, he said; if the Governor goes out cf office without signing the death warrant bf a ciihiioal. his successors, fol lowing the lorUr established custom; neg¬ lect to give official sanction to the wlr *'antj and in one notable cuBe a man sentenced to death twenty-six yeari ago is s*ill unhung. Dr Packard suggested (hat iri place of the -rope a more humane and decent rheans of life-taking be em ployed. His choice w is the administration ot carbonic oxide in a close room in whibh the crim¬ inal shjuld be placed undeb the direction of a jury. At the end of ten rhinutes fredh air should be admitted to the roorti and the same jury should view the body and give the necessary certificate as to d<‘ath. Re advocated tlii§ plan as one presenting the advantages of economy, Humanity abid decency. Mr Ridcfie; one of the many speakers who followed Dr. Packard, believed tfiat it the gallbws were dispensed witli we should substitute something niche hiysn terious and horrible, ‘Do away with the rope as a punishinen',’ he said, ‘but give ns in place of it a terrible punishment by dead of flight, in sedbecy and mystery, and let the body of the felon be put so far away that even the devil cannot find it;’ - The Extebience of Ma^L—^? aici a young husband whose biismess Specula¬ tions we unsuccessful: ‘Alv life’s silver tea-set, the dona 1 ion • of ii rich uncle; doomed me to financial ruin. It involv¬ ed a hundred unexpected expenses, which tbying to meet, made me tlie bankrupt I am.’ His is the experience of many others.less wise, who do not know what is the gobling in the house working des¬ truction. A sagacious father of great wealth exceedingly mortified his daugh *er by ordering to be printed on the wed ding ca-ds : ‘No presents except those adapted to an income ot $1,000.’ Said he : ‘You must not expect to begin life in ilie Style I am able alter many years of labor to indulge ; and I know ot not fl¬ ing that Vvill tempt you more than^he well-intended but pernicious gifts of rich friends.’ Spake Moments. —How many moments have you tb spare? Five, ten, fifteen! Much may be done in them. We have heard of a young man who read through a History of England, while wriitmg for his meals at a boarding-horisfi. We have read of a mathematiciah; who is said to have composed an elaborate work when visiting with his wife, duviHg the inter val when she fir£t rose td take leave ot her fmnds and the moments wheb she finished her last words. The sniall stones which fill up the cre¬ vices hate almost as much to do with making the fair and firm wall as the great rocks ; So the wise rise of 3pare moments fciontributes not a little to the building up in good proportion a man’s mind. There was a big fire in Harris- county n Sounday last, and the Hamilton Jour nil gives an acc-Unt of the destruction. It s„,s the fire was eight miles long, ex tendind from the river to the state road, P.nes oakS; street gum and dogtvood perished tUrke. Mrs. Cook lost three thousand psottel of fet.ee. Some three thousand panntds of the fencing of James Hitboard n-ete burned. Messers Duka; Hargett and Shtpplev, and Mrs. mnilins and others sustained losses. A firm iti Berlin has just eritbrod into a contract vvith the Russian Government fot tbe supply of *00,000 «. fov *. U«e of the Russian army. The delivery of the tents is to begin ort the first of . April—5,000 being delivered every week. Negotiations are also being .carried on with a view to concluding a contract for a second 200,000 tents,* rind also for the supply of a large quantity of woolen rugs; while another firm brig received an order for a dumber of shofelS aud otbeffen trenching tools. TWO DOLLARS Per Annum A yonng man in Marietta, Md.; was poisotied by lilsiSweet heart; biit he recov ered; and now insists that the marriage engagement sh;llI not be broken. “She miist have taken a real interest in me or she wouldn’t have wanted me to die,’ he reasons. An Iowa schoolmistress has been, dis charged because, for the ritiiusement of the children during recess, she stood on her head. One bf the triistees bhanced to See the feat. ‘‘That’s our farhily tree,’ said and Ar kanSiis youth, as lie pointed to a vi^o rous henilbck. “A good uidnv bf our folks have beeh bring oil that tree for borrowing horses alter daik.’ No matter how thoroughly jvbu cUan the house; the wife of the next man moves in Will declare that it is not fit tot hd"S to live in; and will slop suds around fit over everytlithg tfylHg to make it for h'bgs to live in. Edward Everett Bale says that, the voices of American wotiieii are too gdD erally high and harsh; and he ascribes this fact to the ctistoms id schools of riia king the childreu “read up loud.’ tie would like to see placarded in bvery schoolroom Ledv’s praise of Cordelia *, Hei* Voice was eVer soft Gentle and low, tin excelent thing woHian. Two clergymen; repreAerltuig t\Vo fac¬ tions in the congregation; Were in the pulpit of the Metliudist Chtirch iti Bev¬ erley, Mass. Each being determined to conduct the service, gave oiit a hymn ; but the choir adhered to the Rev. Dan lei Dorbhester, and the Ret, A. Y. Ad¬ ams and his adherents wilhdretV tci the basement, Where they worstiifibed. Thebe is a buzz saw in Michigan which, in its short career of Usefulness; lids sawed off severity-Jeiglit fiigors; hiiie hatifR, thrae abms; afi.l a pair df legs. Eli Eebking is engaged on the saw’s bi ography, which he will call “Wreck-Col lections of a Ruzzy Life.’ A young woman, with a pretty face and modest ways, took a room in a Springfield hotel. The other guest pit tied heb because she seethed liniid and Unjirotected. Before the week was ont thbee theh had called td See heb. Ohd tv’ds the fiiisbdnd from hooni she had elbjidd. A Sebond waS the mdii with «vhom she hac1 eloped A third waS A man with whorif she fihd promised tb elope, blit jilted Tlie siihultanionS meets ing of these four persons was so inhar¬ monious that all webe turned but of the house. Mr. Dicks is one bf the admired young gallants oi Wooster, Iowa. Two girls claimed His escort from a social gather¬ ing. He politely offered an arrti to each, but that arrangement did not jjlease Mr. the rivals, who dedfined quarrelled in the stieet; Dibks to interfere in the con troversy. He stood aside and told them to settle the question between themselves, They did so by a long and severe fight, in which hair and clothes were torn, fa i*es scratched, and fingers bitten. At length one was vanquished, and Mr. Dicks gave his arm to the victoi. The exhilaration with which a man will walk rip and plank down a ten dol¬ lar bill al the dedication of a chiirch he never expects to attend can dnly be countebbalanced by the indigfiation that permeates every fibre of his being five when he is presented with a bill for years’ sribscription due on his home paper. It is strange to think that fifty years ago we had no gas, no lucifer matches no gutta percha goods; no obean steamers, no railroads, no horge cars, no telegraphs, no postage stamp's, no cloroform, no sewing machines, no photography, no telephone, no tomatoes and no electoral corririiiSsion. Vvbat may be expected fifty yeahs hence? Mr , A _ p of Newb t h „ „ da ^ hter old> 12 years ofagej J, *ho, when tw(> ^ got a ne e a her ,■ i t f00(> which a poHion of it tfas brolte „ oft Tl)e parents lh hi ho moKo{ the matter> onti , oi Sut|dav of'the , fc observ ed t |, e brokeii portion needle in , he Uttle fln£ , el . of the ]eft han()) it hay . in „ wovked np the body for ten years, “Why, I declare, Mr. Joribs,’ exclaim¬ ed an unsopbistocated yotihg wife as she dollar3 for tisslo a another man’s wife I ia that tbe law V “Whyyes, ffijr dear,’ replied Jones, “that is—A “Well, then,’ she interrupted naively, “You’ve got a good thing on Smith, for he’s kisSed me a hundred times sirice yba aud I were married !’ JiLt imagine Junes' feeling :’ NO. 17. FARMERS GIVE HEED. \Ve are now at the beginning of an* other p l ant5ng Re ason, and we invoke every tardier in Georgia to consider the situation. War between England and Russia has become highly probdble. Turkey and Greece would be partes to it, even if Austria were lidS;. Is it pru derit then to plant cotton befoieyou have m*U3 aiiiple preparations for a sufficient tjuautity ot supplies to carry you through f ' s b c f noW ther 4 ^r? In a!! case kinds of a war oif such supplies as U ° uld corfi,Tiahd hi 8 h P'^es, while fedt t0n assuredly would not Consider, pi ay you; the situatioH before ybit ptlfc any more seed in llie d’ornid. • We find these truthful words in tiifi Atlanta Conhitutioii, afcd indorse theirt most heartily. It the telegrams iron! abroad fire borrect, tile controversy bfe tween England And Russia has befen iter rowed down to a ptisSionate quarrel, and both parties seem to tie ‘spoiled* for A fight.’ There is no diplomacy about tlie flteU ten It is a simple wrangle, wi»li blit little prospect of a peacelul solution. 1‘iis gigantic war, which seems soitiik minerit, will be the making of the man Nortli; ufactitring and shipping interests of the but uiust tell with fearful efffit upon Southern iridiistiies: VYith the diriiiuiShed deftiand tor febt ton in Europe; the gteat staple whibh bHU already decliried alttiost below the ooSt oJ production lniist go still lower t while flour,meat and all food iiipplies will bfe— come dearer, What then is the moral I It may be embraced in a nutshell. Reduce your cotton area at least one third, (half would be better,) find plant born, upland rice, sorghum, sugar cane} if the seed cari be procured; pers; g#efefc and Irnlh pdthtdes; Vegethblb^ Hrd eker^« thifig thrit Will support the life of man bt beast; Do this ,• and then institute A more rigid economy than ever, stdy at home and look after the main chance in person, and all Europe may resound with the shock of arms, but you will be able to rest in quiet beneath the shade of ybilt own vine and fig tree. There i§ hot to be found in tfie firoad universe d land where such real inde¬ pendence ihay be enjoyed as onr owti dedr Sumiy South. Farmers, be adrtlofi isfied before seed time is past; arid it. ifi too late.—[Macon Telegraph ani MesS sehger. LHe officiating clergyman in a recent Chicago wedding said : “Whom God has joined and dt that jxfiDt was inter— nipted by the ejacriUtioh; ‘'The fieyil !*, Aucl looked in ^rirpiige tdfkards tiiH speaker, thd bhde^s riiotheb; who went on, “I sriy its the devil tfiflt lias joitied them, rind tlie Lord hasn’t had any thifijz to with it. ’ -—-— raitle ^ d riboiit lawyer, d yeab; who had been ad was asked by A ^ > en d, “How do yefil like your new prti « ^ ess ’ on ^ The reply was aeompanied bjr a brief sight to suit the occasion : “My P ro ^ ess, °n ig much better than my prrie^ ^ oe * -The outfit ot a Texan herdef bbusists of two donkeys for carryihg supplies, ri tent, cooking utensils, a bahieett made bf tin} and with a capacity ot holdlrig flyb gal¬ lons of water; a small Mexican pony; two or three dogs, and tobacco. Two men and thfee dogs can readily take care of 5,600 Sheep. Thousands of these ani¬ mals roam at tv ill over the plains; feeding as they go along, arid never stopping two nights in the same spot: YY hen the evening comes these immense beards gather around the 6bepherd’sf camp and sleep peacefully, garded well timined Scotch dogs. An areri n't from ten to twenty miles will be grazed by an brdlnary herd in a single day. Thfe temperance revival at ftie West has riot yet spent itself, apprifbhtly. At any rate, the Grand Lodge of Michigati Free Masons, at a recent ifieetihg, pass ed a resolution declaring the manufacture or sale by a Mason of intoxicating liquor; ‘as a bevei*age;’ ri Masonic offence, pun-i isbable, at the disbietion of the lodge; by, suspension of bxpulsiofi'. A Ninbompoop.— North G'eo rgi<t s Citizen / A subariber writes «s to stop his paper as he is ‘going td farming. This is a new and novel reason for step¬ ping a paper. The fact that he 1 b going into’ that businesses one of the best rea sons in the woHd why he should take a good paper. It is calculated that if all thfe isecls iff th e world were piled in cue mass, the heap would be greater than that of all the combined beasts and birds.