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September 21, 2022
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JUST THE WAY IT IS by Sloan Oliver
Internet one liners that work
Q uite often we
see spot-on
samples of
Truths that
simply
nod in agreement.
Following are
Internet one-
liners that are so
obvious, so spot
on accurate, that
no further
explanation
is required:
• Give a
man a fish, you feed him
for a day; Teach a man to
fish, you feed him for a
lifetime; Promise a man
a lifetime of somebody
else’s fish, you create a
Democrat.
• If your college degree
doesn’t have enough
value for you to pay it off,
it certainly doesn’t have
enough value for me to
pay it off.
• Paying more taxes to
the government will not
change the climate.
• ElonMusk: “I tried
to buy the Bidens but the
Chinese wouldn’t sell.”
• The “H” in Democrat
is for Honesty.
• Dr. Fauci: “Everyone
should wear sunscreen so
the person next to them
won’t burn.”
• If I climb over Har
vard’s wall or sneak onto
their campus, do they owe
me financial aid, housing,
medical aid, and a degree?
• The 2nd Amendment
doesn’t grant the people
the right to bear arms; the
2nd Amendment de
nies the government the
authority to infringe upon
our right to bear arms.
• I have no problem
with extensive back
ground checks for gun
owners, as long as we do
the same for voters.
• I’ve never seen a politi
cal party work so hard to
get rid of a president but
not illegal immigrants,
drug dealers, and child
traffickers.
• Why are Democrats
so ignorant to not under
stand that people who
break the law are crimi
nals, and if you reward
criminal activity you’ll
only get more of that ac
tivity? - directed at Dems
who don’t understand
that illegals broke the law
when they entered the
country illegally
• We live in a society
where transgenders lec
ture us on biology; baby
killers lecture us on hu
man rights; and socialists
lecture us on economics.
• Question - How do
you stop gender confu
sion? Answer - Look in
your drawers.
• Bill Clinton: “I passed
a law that separates kids
from parents who illegally
enter the U.S.” Barack
Obama: “For 8 years,
I enforced the law that
Clinton passed.”
Donald Trump:
“It’s hilarious
that Democrats
demonize me for
enforcing their
laws.”
■ Un-
... asked ques-
^ lion: “Who
pays the cell
phone bills of all the il
legals that show up at our
border with cell phones in
hand?”
• Quick lesson on why
nobody is owed repara
tions -1 never owned any
slaves and all the Demo
crats who did are long
dead.
• Student loan crisis
solved: You took out a
loan; you pay it back.
• “When you say, cancel
student debt,’ you’re say
ing a minority of people
who had the advantage of
obtaining a degree should
have their debt paid by
hardworking taxpayers,
most of whom don’t have
degrees themselves, or
who already paid off their
own student debt.” - Dan
Crenshaw (R-TX)
• Democrats voted to
fine Americans for not
buying health insurance
but demand we give it to
illegals for free.
• How is it that, as a pol
itician, Hillary’s net worth
went from $500,000 to
$100 million; Obama’s net
worth went from $3 mil
lion to $40 million; and
Trump has lost over $1
billion, yet Trump is the
one being called corrupt?
• “There’s plenty of
money in the world.
There’s plenty of money in
this country, it’s just in the
wrong hands. We Demo
crats will fix that.” -Mayor
Bill de Blasio
• In the last 10 years,
illegals from Guatemala,
Honduras, and El Salva
dor sent over $120 billion
in cash back to their
home countries; that’s af
ter their kids enjoyed free
education, free lunches,
and free medical care paid
for by YOU.
• Isn’t it ironic that
some of the richest
people in America, to
include Oprah, Bill Gates,
Obama, and Bill de Blasio,
lecture us on income in
equality? Oh, and Oprah
has no children yet gives
parental advice, has never
been married yet gives
marital advice, and has no
political experience yet
tells you who to vote for.
• Let this sink in: Demo
crats say you CAN’T
execute serial killers,
child molesters, rapists or
terrorists but you CAN
kill an infant up to the
moment it’s born.
• We can’t bring a Swiss
Army knife on a plane but
Dems have no problem
allowing 5,000 illegals to
cross the border, every
day, unchecked.
• We are faced with the
paradoxical fact that edu
cation has become one
of the chief obstacles to
intelligence and freedom
of thought. - Bertrand
Russell
WHO NOTICED:
• All the rich people
flying their private jets to
climate change conferenc
es only to tell us that we
must save the planet by
stop driving our SUV’s?
• That the media who
rushed to defend Jussie
Smollet when he con
cocted a phony hate crime
is the same media that
rushed to condemn 16-
year old Nick Sandmann
of Covington Catholic
HS when he was falsely
accused of committing a
hate crime?
• That when Tim Tebow
knelt to thank God for his
blessings, liberals mocked
him? And when Colin
Kaepernick knelt to disre
spect the flag and country,
liberals and Dems hailed
him a hero. Therein lies
the problem.
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• That Bernie Sanders’
initials are BS?
• “Ever notice that
after a mass shooting,
the Dems always want to
take guns away from the
people who DIDN’T do
it.” -William Burroughs
I was thinking:
• If Donald Trump
deleted all of his emails,
wiped his server with
Bleachbit, and destroyed
all of his phones with a
hammer, would the FBI
and Mainstream Media
suddenly lose all interest
in the story and declare
him innocent? Or does
that only apply to Hillary?
• If liberals and Dems
don’t believe in biological
gender then why did they
march for women’s rights?
• If Muslims flee from
a Muslim country, does
that mean they’re Islamo-
phobic?
• Why do Dems say that
COVID-19 is not a prob
lem for the thousands
out protesting and rioting
yet say voting in person
is dangerous due to the
virus?
• If Dems don’t want
foreigners involved in our
elections, why are they
working so hard to allow
illegals to vote?
Final Comment: “Pray
as though everything
depended on God. Work
as though everything
depended on you.” - Saint
Augustine.
Sloan Oliver of Boling-
broke is a retired Army
officer who writes each week
in the Reporter. Email him
at sloanoliver@earthlink.
com.
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