The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, June 13, 1900, Page 4, Image 4

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4 gflje Jffluftting ffetii£ Morning Kewi Building SHinnanh, On. WKUSESDAV, JISE J3, 1900. Registered at the Postoffice In Savannah. t* The MORNING NEWS Is published every day in the year, and Is served to subscribers In the city, or sent by mall, at 70c a month, $4.00 i or six months, and $S.i for one year. The MORNING NEWS, by mall, ala tlfries a week (without Sunday Issue), three months, $1.50, six months 12 00; one year, 16-00. The WEEKLY NEWS. 2 Issues a week, Mob day and Thursday, by mail, one year, SI 00. Subscriptions payable in advance. Re mit by postal orders, check or registered letter. Currency sent by mall at risk of senders. Transient advertlsments, other than special column, local or reading notices, amusements and cheap or want column, 1C centa a line. Fourteen lines of agate type—equal to one Inch square In depth— le the standard of measurement. Contract tales and d.scount made known on appli cation at business office. Orders for delivery of the MORNING NEWS to either residence or place of business may be made by postal card or through telephone No no. Any Irregular ity in delivery should be immediately re ported to the office of publication. Letters and telegrams should be ad dressed "MORNING NEWS," Savannah. Ga. EASTERN OFFICE, 23 Park Row. New Vork city. H C. Faulkner. Manager. INDEX 10 MW ADVERTISEMENTS. Meeting—Clinton Lodge No. 54, F. and A. M. Special Notices—Residence for Sale, Near Forsyth Park; .Malt Mead, Henry Stelljes; Malt Mead, Philip Sanders; No tice to City Court Juror.s; To the Public, The Builders’ Exchange; Desirable Store to Let, Henry Blun; Why Not Get the Best? John Funk, City Market; Harris’ Lithia Water and Spectacles, H. H. Liv ingston’s Pharmacies; Levan’s Table d'Hote. Hu*!rie*s Notices—Ha rvard Beer, Ale and Porter, John T. Evans & Cos.; Coffees Roasted Daily, Henry Solomon & Sons. Steamship Schedule—Merchants and Miners’ Transportation Company. Legal Notices—Notice to Debtors and Creditors, Estate Kate Lyons, Deceased. The Bee Hive— N. Schulz, Proprietor. Always First in Everything—Munster’s. Second Hand, but Good Values—At Lat timore’s. Black and Tan—Anheuser-Busch Brew ing Association. Thomson’s ‘‘Glo-vt-Fitting” Corsets— George C. Ba<cheller & Cos., Broadway, New York. Mineral Water—Apollinaris; Crab Orch ard Water. A Gas Range—Mutual Gas Light Com pany. Hotel—Suwanee Springs Hotel, Suwanee, Fla. festum Food Coffee—Postum Cereal Company. Sauce—Lea & Perrins' Worcestershire Sauc*. Ht re Is an Opportunity—George W. Al len-& Cos. Medical—Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tablets; Hood’s Pills; Munyon’s Kidney Cure; Bar-Ben; Horsford’s Acid Phoaphate; Dr. Hathaway Company; Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp Root. Cheap Column Advertisements—Help Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous. The Weather. The indications for Georgia and Eastern Florida to-day arc showers, with fresh to brisk easterly winds. If all the stories of stealing that went on under Rathbone’s nose are true, the tx-Director of Pests of Cuba needs to be treated for loss of sense of smell. It is said that in the St. Louis war there is a Joan of Arc who rides on tv mule and sings songs which ahe herself compos s. That may account in some part for the rioting and bloodshed. It is believed that as soon as Richard CToker gets homo he will begirt a process of weeding out of Tammany Hall ail of those members of that organization who have been mixed up with the ice trust. An American cocktail was sold In I*on don recently, at the opening of the Nation al bazar, for the record price of $425. The sale was made by Fanny Ward, the Amer ican actress, and the purchaser is believed to have been an exceedingly thirsty fellow countryman of hers. One hundred and sixty miners from the Klondike arrived at Beattie the oth r day, bringing with them a ton of gold *s evi dence of their luck in the diggings. Tlv y report that operations have heed vo.y suc cessful. and that the output of the section ihie seaeon will not be below s2o,u(W.<o). We fear for our old friend Li Hung Chang. Just now he is said to be at the apex of royal favor, the Dowager Em press having conferred the highest honors In her gift upon him. If he is up high, he will only fall the further when It pleases the whim of the dowager to kick the stool from under him. The old man already had several experiences of the kind, and is probably a little tired of the falls and bumps, but it seems there ia no tutemotive* for him. “Tiny Tim" Woodruff %ji New York i the hist v*ce presidential candidate on the ground for the convention in PhlJadel- lie has already established head quarters. where his beautiful waisuom# are perpwuady on exhibition. If “Tim” Is looking for Southern delegate he will tio doubt shortly begin to understand that what they wont to see ie not the color of his waistcoats, but of his money, and ViU govern himself accordingly. He is lhe owner of a tolerably stout barrel. A feature of the Republican Naltonat Convention next week wltt be the pres- j OuCe of a larger number of United States H-natorg than hat ever before attended u Rational convention of either party. It will probably be found, when the lists are ail made up, that a great majority of the 1 tjelegates to the convention are offlce-hot l era, drawing salaries trom the govern- , Tnent during the time they are eugaged tn poiltbtai work. Under the administra tion of President Cleveland it was re garded as bad form for office-holders to take a leading part tn polities, but the JEtepuhilrans are not so punctilious. They tsm patriots for revenue. CHINA’S PERIL. The situation in China becomes daily j more alarming. It Is now' well under [ stood that the Dowager Empress, who i.- the real power in the empire, is in sym pathy with the Boxer movement. Sh wants the foreigners driven out of China, and nine-tenths of the Chinese agree with her. But it will not bo on easy matter to drive the foreign element out. The Pow ers, which have, a foothold there, Intend to remain. They are ready to use force to hold oti to what they have. They ire considering the question of the advisabil ity of doing more than that. The young Emperor of China, who is virtually a pris oner in his palace, has Invited the Powers to establish a protectorate over the em pire. This irfvitation will not change their policy in respect to China in the because they do not regard the Emperor as being of any importance. If they decide that their interests re quire them to take possession of China the wishes of the Emperor In the matter will not receive much, if any, considera tion from them. They will do what they regard ns the best thing for their own interests. The resistance of China would not be very great. It is believed th.it 100,000 wen equipped and thoroughly disciplined sol diers could overrun the whole country, not withstanding the fact that its population is believed to be 400,000,000. But the Chinese would not be conquered if their country should be overrun and a European garrison should occupy every town. The resistance they would offer would be of‘such a character that an army of a million Europeans' could not v;I oily conquer them in a hundred years. They would not organize armies aiid fight great battles, because they do not know how, and they lack leaders, but they would persistently but quietly resist every effort to introduce a different civilization. Against the beliefs and prejudices of such a vast population it would be difficult to make any headway. The chief protection of China against dismemberment is the impossibility of ihe Powers of Europe agreeing among themselves upon a policy. They are jeal ous of each other, and although they arc acting in harmony now' In the effort to check the Boxer movement, they would le fighting each other in a short time if steps should bo token looking to a division of the empire among the. commercial na t lons. Just what will be the outcome of the present troubles of the empire it is impossible to predict with any degree of certainty. It is within the bounds of prob- \ ability that a half dozen of the Powers ; will be at war with each other on Chinese territory within a year. It is a source of satisfaction that the United Suites are not making any alliances for the purpose of suppressing disturbances in China. They are acting independently, but appar ently, energetically, for the protection of American interests. \\ I XLOOKED-FOH PROTEST. The protest of the business men and property owners of Cuba again* t oo much haste in turning the island over 10 Cie Cubans must have taken that ehnxnt o r the Cuban population that is dim ting for immediate independence eomewiiat by surprise. The thinking men cf the Island fear that if those who are n w in favor with the masses wore to b given control of public affairs, there would be sad time* for Cuba, ami there are reasons for ihis.k ing that they are right. From a 1 ac counts they are politicians who are in politics for all they can make out of it. If they had the making of a consti' lion and the laws they would create a public debt at the outset that would boa heavy burden on the people for a hundred y*. a-s and perhaps for a longer period. Those who have something at stake would like the Unit* and States to remain in control until the people have bad time o consider the situation carefully ard dec Id what is best for them. Asa matter of fact they would like the i.-i.ind annexed to this country, but they understand that annexation is hardly likely to be popala unul the Cubans have had a taste of eelf-gca'erninent. There are likely to be troublous times in Cuba before a liberal and stable gov ernment Is established there. If the Uni ted States were to withdraw from the is land now there would Ijc revolutions and anarchy, fora while at leas*. There would be a worse state of affairs than ti ere j ever wgs under Spanish rule. It is true that order might Ire brought out of chaos j in time, but not until the island had been ; given a setback from which it take it years to recover. But unless the United States make some show of bringing their military oc cupation to a close there will be disturb ances probably that will require interfer ence by the military force. The United States would, of course, check them quick ly, and they would not he very gent! in doing it. That is why the property owning class end th business men war. the Uni ted States to sro very flow in p-epudig to turn the island over to the Cubans. t’ongrvss ought o have given aome indi cation as to th* time our occupation of the island would erase. If it had and no tha* the politicians who are anxious to get the office* would have much l-.s excuse lor clamoring for immediate Independence. Dr. Paul Gibler, head of the Pasteur In stitute in New York, who was killed bv a fall from a carriage the other day, was a remarkable man in many ways. Asa fri.ni of anl co-worker with Pasteur, he was a leading bacteriologist, besides which he was an expert on hypnotism and psychic experiment. Some time ago he Seated a ! considerable stir by announcing that he had‘absolute scientific proof of the im mortality of the soul. He w rote a paper on the subject explaining his theory, which was In substance, that through hypnotism I and hvpno-magnet ism ail needed proofs ; respecting immortality could bo gathered, and that they would prove conclusively tive contention. Dr. Gibier believed in the | cremation of dead bodies, and left orders i hat liis own should be burned. i William Iverr of Hastings. Neb., h a ; man of mature years and a banker. He is, indeed, the oldest banker in the state, and j has been accounted one of the shrew.led. lie has mode money, and people have been in the habit of saying that wheneve he turned a dollar loose he knew that t would bring another dollar back wi.h it Nevertheless the other day a s>. k stran ger atruck Hastings with t gold Ini **k— ,, one of the old-fashioned sort rna !e of brum with bits of gold Inserted to 1> * chip ped off for analysis—md after an hour * clever talk sold it to Banker Kerr for *13,- 0t In cold cash. The \ery mention of g id now'—* VI rtandarJ, gold cure cr gold brick—ia sufficient to make Mr. Kerr hop • ping mad* THE MORNING NEWS; WEDNESDAY, JUNE 13. 190(1. NO ABANDONMENT OF AN Y ISSUE. ; The statement made by Senator Joncn in Chicago on Monday, that he will not endeavor to persuade Mr. Bryen to drop 1 the 16 to 1 idea, .and that there will be no abandonment of any issue that is in the Chicago platform-, ought to be suffi cient to set at rest the many rumors pub lished in the Western papers, that the Democratic party has practically decided jto drop silver. It looks very much as if the Republican* were more anxious than the Democrats to have the silver issue kept out of the campaign, because the Rc ; publican paper* are made the means of spreading the rumors that the Democrats I have become satisfied that they cannot win with the 16 to 1 idea in their piat ! form. It is probable that an effort will be made to keep tne silver issue in the background, at Kansas City. The action of the Dem ocrats of Maryland, New York and In diana, in their state conventions, indicates as much, but ns yet there are no sign:- that it would be successful. Mr Bryan wl.l be consulted about (he matter and his advice will be followed. He has givcti no intimation of a willingness to make the silver question less prominent than it was in 18SG. In some of the Chicago papers Senator Hanna is quoted as saying that he. has no doubt*that the Democratic leaders have practi ally agreed that silver must be abandoned, and that they will get the consent of Mr. Bryan to virtually 'elimi nate it from the platform. Senator Hun i na. however, is not in the confidence of I the Democratic leaders. He has no means jof knowing what their plans are. What he ways about the plans and purposes of (he Democrats therefore does not count for much. Senator Jones, (he chairman of the Dem ocratic National Committee, is in a posi tion to know' what the leaders of bis par ty intend to do in the matter of a plat form, and, as already stated, he declares that no Issue of the Chicago platform will be abandoned. It is about certain there fore, that the silver issue will figure prom inently in the Kansas City platform. Ff/Oft II) \ Sl >i : \ ITI.KS. , A writer in the New York Pre-s has the t following to say about the pineapples ef : fered for sale in that city: The pineapples that reach New Yoik are pulled three weeks before they ate rip and permitted to arrive at an edible state in dark cellars. Such fruit >hcu and be con demned by the Board of Health. But our >ard of Health? Ah! The pine is .‘,e :. i v * when properly served fresh from th- gar den. Its juice will cure nearly any t r>at trouble and give strength to the lungs. ! But the alleged pines we get < re enough ! to si* ken a dog. They are loathe v or . j malodorous. It is evident ihet the writer of the fore ; going has reference to pineapples import i *>l from Cuba He do ? not know any thing about th’e pineapples sent to the New York marke: from Florida. Comparative ly few Florida pines peach that market | because the Fieri .ia crop is as yet small. •; hut i: is increasing all the time, and in ■ the course of a very few years will be ' iro- enough :o make ir. impression m that city. Th? Florida frui is exceptionally fine and it -ring? high prices. I: is pretty nearly, ii rot wholly, ripe, wh* n it D shipped, and hence, when it reaches New York it is ready for the table, it dees not have to be kept in a dark cellar for wo or three weeks in order that it mey ripen. The pric.-s obtained for the Florida pines tire so high that the fruit will bear ship ment by fast freight or by express. Th* r fore it is in New' York within a couple . of days from its shipment. The prospect is that ihe raising of pineapples will le ome a great and profitable occupation in Florida. COTTON PLANTERS ORGANIZING. Mr. Harvie Jordan, of Monticello, Ga., president of the Georgia Cotton Growers’ Protective Association, has gone to work vigorously to organize sub-organizations lin every cotton-growing county in the state. A constitution and by-laws for such organizations have been prepared, and copies of them have been widely scattered. It is well understood what the purpose of this association is. It was stated in all of the papers of the state at the time it was formed at Macon. The cotton growers believe that by marketing their cotton judiciously they will be able to get a very much better price for it. They have gone over thfir plans very thor oughly. and they believe they are about as complete as they can be made. It is undoubtedly true that in the early part of the season cotton is thrown on ! the market in a volume that has a ten- I deucy to break down Us price. Bo much ! cotton coming to market In a short time given the impression that the crop is a large one. As soon as the spinners get thin impression they begin to scheme to set cotton at a lower price. By holding back their orders they affect the mar ket injuriously. With the help of the bankers and mer chants the cotton growers expect, by means of their organization, to market Guir crop in such a way that at no time wilt the supply greatly exceed the de mand. The cotton will be held back at ; the farms and in warehouses until there is a demand for it at a price that will yield the growers a fair profit. Another thing the association will do is this: It will gather facts respecting the crop, so that -it will not be possible for speculators to mislead the country as to what the actual condition of the crop Is. Heretofore the European spinners, through their agents, have endeavored to bring down the price of cotton in the early part of the season, by sending out re ports, when there was a favorable oppor tunity for doing so, that the crop was a very large one. The association will get its reports through the ginners and from the secretaries of its sub-organizations. In that way its statistics will, in all probability, be reliable. The outlook for the success of the association is promis ing. Miss Helen Gould spent last Sunday In j Louisville. It was understood that she ( would attend service nt a certain church. The church was crowded, and the pastor preached an eloquent sermon, in which 1 he stated what good thing u gift of $1,000,000 lo an educational institution in Kentucky would be. Hut the curious peo ple did not see Miss Gould, nor did she hear the preacher’s suggestion. 6h? attended services elsewhere. The debt of t he city of Uhic tgo is st ite 1 ito be beyond the legal limit by more than $15,000,000. According to th? assessment for IK*3, the constltut'onal limit of the city debt is a little more than $17,- 330.000, while the debt now actually in more than $.)2,u00,000. Presumably the Chi cago aldermen and the contractors have , been having u good time in the city’s i grainery. The Republicans are beginning o turn their attention towards Roosevelt again as their candidate for Vice President. It would £>t be surprising if. after all, he should be the nomine**. The talk of Ad miral Dewey for Vi- *- President on the Democratic ticket, appears to have scared them. They don’t care anything about Roosevelt of course. It is his popularity that they want to make use of. To get the benefit of that in ihit campaign, they would doubtless promise him anything. But would the> keep their promise? Roosevelt knows what the political prom ises of politicians are worth. lie is a l>olitician himself. The statement of Senator Platt of New i York respecting his intention of serving | out his term in the Senate and then re | tiring from politics, was called out by the | publication of a report to the effect that j his health was not as good as it might be, | and that his age—he is upwards of sev enty—was beginning to tel! on his strength. The Senator’s stdi-nnent that he will re main in the harness for at least three ‘ years longer will probably have a quiel ! ir.g effect upon his lieutenants, who were thrown into a flurry by the publication of the story. Gen. Lacret wants a Cuban- navy. He thinks it ought to be composed of about fexty vessels, and that the formation of ir, under Cuban officers, ought to*be com menced r ght tiw. Lis year a similar proposition was laid before the United States authorities, but was rejected. Gen. Wood is opposed to it now, so the Cuban navy will have to wait. It is worthy of note that the work which the proposed navy of sixty vessels would have to per form. is now being done by twelve small revenue cutters of rhe United States. Mark Twain says *hat he has wri'tea 415 dramas, but that he is not gifted with that *'God-given ta>m cf working hem *ff on managers.” therefore he has never had the felicity of seeing one of them pro duced. PERSON \L. —The copyright on i alzac's works will exp:e on Augvs. D n xt. and the fifty volumes for which Mi ■■hoi Levy paid the nove’ist’s widow c '.vuo francs fifteen y ars after th? deith of the author wll then beconv public property. Balzac practically h i a pauper-not be cause hs works were unremunerative. but because he was a spendthrift. —Tee Lonuoh Sphere t übl shes the fol .ow.ng ’:st cf journals > who have suf , fered in th Beer war: “Mr. G. W. Stee v-r. Daily Val *e i at Ladysmith of fever Mr’ Mitche.l Stan dard, dite l at Ladysmith f fever; Mr. E. G. Parslow. Daily Chronicle, murdered at Mafeking; Mr Alfred Ferrand. Morning Post, killed a: Laoystn!ih£ Mr E Finley Kngbt. Morning Pcs*, wounded at Ho'm nt, right arm amputated; Mr. Winston Churchill. Morning Post, captured and escaped; Mr Lambic. Australian correspond, nt, killed at Renaberg; Mr. He’lawell, Daily Mail, c&ptur-d, and Mr. Hales, Australian, cap tured.” —Armstrong Smith, a young English man who showed his bravery in helping to put down the bubonic plague in Hon olulu and its neighborhood, has jOst re turned to England. When every one fled in he fresence of the pestilence he, al though described as being “pale and thin from overwork and constant knowledge of his peril, the ghost of his former self, warned by ail w ho were close enough to advise, himself a suspect, suck to h ! s post and his patients.” When the danger was passed he was asked what he wished most to do. and he repli *d that he always wanted to be a physician. He was urged to adept this course, and when he replied that he had not enough money for the purpose a committee of the leading citi zens gave him a purse of £I,COO, asking him to accept it to study medicine, or to apply to any o' he r purp< se he chose. Mr Smith has taught in the Princess Kaiu lani School for several years. BRIGHT BITS. —Money With Wings.—Tenderfoot: Is it a fact that miners are unable to keep the money they make? Miner: Sure thing! If they make too much of it to lose gambling, they run for the United States Senate.—Detroit Journal. Mir. Crabtree.—“Old Moasley Curmud | geon died yesterday, and his wife passed away two hours later. It makes no men i tion of ailment. Mrs. Crabtree (who knew him): She was probably "tickled <o death.”—Brook lyn Life. —Effect Marred.—“ Fellow-citizens,” the impassioned orator exclaimed, waving his hand aloft, ‘‘l stand right by the plat form !” “What’s the matter with standing on it?" piped a thin voice in the crowd. — Chicago Tribune. —Their Use.—Little Enoch: Paw,* what are fools good for, anyhow? Farmer Flint-rock: To teach us the re sults of blowin’ into unloaded shotguns, buyin’ gold bricks, guzzlin' patent medi cines, lightin’ the fire with coal oil, goin’ I up in balloons, skatin' on thin ice, tryin* ! to beat other people at their own games, indorsin' our friends' notes, thinkin’ we know it all. flirtin’ with grass widows, and so on and so forth, my son.”— Puck. t I BUI.XT t tni Y } Y!\ The Louisville Courier-Journal <Dem.) ! says: “With such prices as the farmet gets for his live stock and such crops us he is tailing he can brar with equanimity the declines in' iron and steel, and the skrinkage in railroad and industrial secu rities. if his crops and his prices keep up, it Is a question of not how long the reaction in other commodities will con i tinue, but how* scon it will be checked. The farmer is a great consumer, ami with full pockets he- is such a liberal buyer that the markets of the world must feel i his sustaining power. There Is no evi dence that he is being seriously affected i by overproduction in any of his | and to this tremendous undercurrent of agricultural prosperity th commercial world must respond.” The Philadelphia Ledger (Ind.), discuss ing the corruption in Cuba, says: “The outbreak of ecnup*ton among, American official* is all the more deplorable because rhe Cubans, from long acquaintance with Spanish methods, had come t. regard pub lic* orth e as synonrttous with plunder, and only the most ttpuleus honesty and the nicest sense cf honor exhibited by Ameri can officials . * ul 1 avail to convince Ihe Cubnn£ Mint the Unite 1 States is under taking the format on of n “s*ahle system of government” in go and faith and from disinterested motives, and not with the purpose of provi ling p aces for hungry and corrupt politician*.” The Springfield (Mass.) Repub i an (ind.) says: “Among the measures which failed at the session of Congress just ended was the one to make it possible to secure the i removal of persons from New York state who have been indicted in other federal judicial districts for ofTcnae* alleged to have been committed in those district-. Accordingly the New York contractors involved in the Carter conspiracy nt Sa vannah, by which the fedetti'. government lost over a million dellars, will probably escape tri3l. Cupt. Carter is serving a prison sentence, but his supposed fellow* in the conspiracy have f mod 90 effective an asylum in New York that they wili es { cape altogether." Minister AN ti Loves Sports. Wu Ting Fong, the Chinese minister, ia not only an accomplished scholar, from an American or European standpoint, but a keen lover of sports, a* well, says the New York World. He found his flowing "Chinese robes not quite consistent with dignity and the man agement of the bicycle, but ip the lUto mobile they were not the least hindrance. Indeed, he adds a splendid bit tf odor to the panorama along Washington's boule vards when he goes out for & spin in his automobile. Mr. Wu has also visited the golf link* at Washington, but no one has been able to coax him to play. The reason f>r his refusal shows how exceedingly are his powers of ‘observation. He has heard golflacs excuse tepped drive , foozled brassy strokes, and missed ma hie pitches by explaining that their flu te Ing handkerchiefs or scarf-ends "to k their eyes off the ball.” As Mr. Wu's robes form one gorgeous expanse of fluttering silk he soon* saw that golfing and remaining clothed wero out of the question ter him. Thomas Jogged Ilia Aleatory. A certain elderly gentleman; suffers 1 much from absent-mindedness and wa* frequently compelled, to seek the asHr-t --ance of his servant, pays Spare Mo ments. “Thomas.” he would con stantly say. “I have just bfen looking for something, and fow I can’t rem'tnber whai it is,” whereupon the obliging Toiom a> invariably made suggestions. “Was it your purse, or spectacles, or ehe kbco't. ir?” end so on, till he hit on the right object. One right, after the old gentleman had retired, the bell rang for Thomas, and on reaching the bedroom he found Hi master rambling restlessly ab.ut hia room. “Thomas, Thomas.” he said, “I came up here for something, and now I've fo got ten what!” “Was it to go to bed, sir?” his faithful retainer. “Ah, the very thing—the very thing! Thank you. Thomas. Good-night!” A Truthful AAeiltling Report. Willie Shortlike and Annie Bloomers were married at the church last evening, says the Indianapolis News. The church was very prettily decorated with flowers and potted plants, borrowed promiscuous ly from over town from people who didn’t want to lend them. The decorating was done under protest by some of the mem bers of the church who w-ere asked to do so by the bride and couldn’t well refuse. The ladiea are of the opinion that if the couple were so bent on having a stylish W’-lding they should have been willing to have paid someone to chase all over the for a day gutting flowers together and 4hen taking them home again. The bride wore a handsome Silverstein gown (made at home), and the groom was decked out in a ten-dollar hand-me-down suit. The ushers wore cutaway coats bor rowed for the occasion. Sallie Potts was maid of honor, end the consensus of opin ion was that she was two to one better than the bride. The young douple took the morning train for St. Louis, where they will spend more money in a few days than Willie can earn in three months. Willie says that, now he’s married, he’s going to settle down. Some of our mer chants thirjjr it wefrid be beftter had he set tled up first. The groom gets a salary of L’T a month, which is about the allowance Annie has been used to for pin money. We wish, for Willie’s sake, that the old saying that it takes no more to support two than one wasn’t a lie. The bride sent us shoe box full of a conglomeration of stuff supposed to be cake. If this is a sample of Annie’s cook ing we feel sorry for Willie. Our jani tor’s dog fell heir to the cake, and now he is lying in Ihe cold, cold ground. Bur this wedding is none of our funeral. If Willie and Annie are satisfied we’ve got no kick coming. '‘Riglitmnn’n Girl.” From the Denver Evening Post. We have warbled old Barbara Frletehie’s praise In sonnets and several other ways. How she stood at her window In Fred erick town And froze the “rebs” with a patriot frown! How she raised “Old Glory” in loyal way And told its foes it was there to stay! But now the old Barbara flag we’ll furl And tell the story of “Rightman’s girl.” The great sun blazed in the Afric’ skieß Like a fiery ball of unusual size, And sprinkled beat o’er the shimmering veldt That would blister an elephant’s four-plv pelt. The British troops on their conquering * march To homes of foemen applied the torch. Burned out the nests where the Boermen brave Came to change their linen and get a shave. And the Rightman ranch where the troop er* bid To burn, but the burning they didn’t did! For there in the door of the old farm place Stood a plump Dutch girl with a pretty face! Her eyes were hot with defiant fire, And her bosom heaved with expansive ire! To the firebug “Tommies” she fearless said: “Yust pull your freight und gone ofT ahead! “Deee h’aus was left mit my sharge, you bet, Und you don’d you Id burn it already yet! Yust pass a motion and qvick adjourn, Because ve don’t got some houses to burn!” Up rode Lord Kitchener, grand and great. With his frown and his dignity both on straight. Rode up in his majesty, but the girl Just gave her lip an additional curl. And he-gazed In her proud and defiant face, And noted her simple, uncultured grace. And his lion heart melted quickly down To jelly, and gone was his warlike frown, And he said to his troopers: “Who dares to scratch On the bulge of hia khaki trouser® match “Will catch a boot In the place which he Has. used for the sera tolling purpose, see ?” And then to the maiden: “My gentle f ti w n. I weaken!" An j then to hi* troop#: "March on!” And (here >hf stood ns the troops march*.} by, Ami oft at h*ri>*lf wtnk*J the o' her eye! S o .1 titer* In <l*fiance until the last Of th* b oomin' British ha<l by her passed. And said as they faded from out her sight: "Dere peen no hot times mtt dts old ranch to-night! "Dos* standoff vork mighty slick, I dinks. Und das vo Ist lost mil me. by vlnks!” —A Boston bank has Installed a sreelal department for wom-n custom-re. There are two distinct sets of clerks, one (o at tend to women doing business there, th* number .<f whom has grow-n to l e of large proportions, while the oilier side cures for the men. The department ‘ft aside for women Is especially attractive and quiet, without publicity or annoyance and with every convenience at hand that women patron* and depositor* may trans act their business matters mast sat sr c tortly. i ITEMS OF INTEREST. —The Burr Oak (Kan.) Herald notes that Mr. Lord and Mr. Devil live In neigh borly peace near that town. —A school of employes hoa been started In one of the shops of the United States Cast Iron Pipe and Foundry Company In Cincinnati. The company has fitted up a room with drawing apparatus and instruc tion will be given tn <lie company's time. —The printers’ strike at Amsterdam has had a peculiar result in the journalistic world. From April 2S to April 30 no Am sterdam newspaper appeared, but from that date the managers of nine newspa pers agreed to print a single sheet, call in* it the Extraordinary Journal. —M. Danyas of the Pasteur Institute in Paris has found microbe which will wipe rats out of existence. He has tried the effect of his microbe in warehouses, farms and other places, and in 50 per cent, of cases the rats completely dis appeared. —A check for $17,364,144.44 drawn on the National Bank of Commerce of New York, in part payment for the Third Ave nue Railroad bonds, by Kuhn. Koeb & Cos., the purchasers, is said to be lhe largest ever made in this country in a business transaction. —The Boston Transcript says that the trees which suffered most from the rav ages of caterpillars last summer were th first to bud this year and that their foliage is much ihicker than that of the trees which were not stripped of their leaves when others suffered. —A prehistoric city, covering* several hundred acres, has been discovered In Mexico. The ruins were covered with earth, but the excavations ulready mu !e show that the discovery is one of great importance from an archaeological iioim of view. —A Capitol guide, showing a party through the Senate corridors a few days ago, halted them before the statue of John Hancock, and, after they, had ad mired it and its unique inscription, led them away with this final fit of informa tion. “Hancock was a great man; you know, he wrote the Declaration of Inde pendence!” And not one of tha* party raised has voice in protest. —Comparing Canada’s gold mines with these in South Africa, the Quebec Chron icle says that the Johannesburg main' reef is about fifty miles long by seven miles wide. In Western Canada the Dak* of the Woods gold district alone is about 250 miles long, by about 150 miles wide; then there are still more promising gold areas in the Boundary creek district, the Russian district, as well os the famous Yukon gold field*. —Tourists declare there is no prettier town in the Free Btate than Kroonstad, and none more healthy In all South Af rica. In fact, it is one of the centers to which consumptive patients are sent from all over the world Kroonstad boasts a club and four or five hotels, end there is good fishing In the A’aleche river,-which curves round the town. Golf links and a boating club supply the outdoor amuse ments of the place. —A paper lately read before the French Academy of Science by Prof. Balland. shows, by new and exhaustive analyses, the value of eggs as food and the enor mous consumption of this product of the domestic hen. He shown that 25 per cent, of the egg has a nutritive value. The rest is water. Ten eggs without the shells equal just about one pound avoirdupois of meat. So that when eggs are 15 cents a dozen or less in this country’, they ore cheaper, than meat. —Two hundred and nineiy millions of dollars for poultry, the proceeds of one year, compared with $136,000,000 for h gs for the same time, tells with emphasis the enormous magnitude of the p uPr - business. It becomes startling when it is remembered that we are still impoders of eggs, for we should supply every hoc* demand and l>e able to exi>ort b -dies. England imports 135,450,111 dozens of eggs, at a cost of $20,365,326. and we furnish 447,- 033 of the amount, or did tn 1397. —The following curious epitaph is vouched for by the Buffalo Commercial as having been copied from a stone in a country graveyard on the banks of the St Bawrence river, near Prescott: Erected to the memory of ELIZABETH RICHARDSON, who heroicly defended the life of her lover by sticking a pitchfork in a mad cow's nose. Age 38. —When Samuel J. Tilden ranjfor pres ident tn 3876 his "literary bureau” was n subject of ridicule among the older pol iticians, who looked upon it as anew and Quixotic scheme. But the literary bureau has now become the most import ant adjunct of every national committee. In 1896 the Republican National Commit tee expended $500,000 for printing alone, and the greater portion of the money raised by the Democratic Committee was used in the same way. —The two place* in Washington where the vandal stands in awe aie the Suprem.- Court room and the White House, the former being the more awesome. In nil other public places may be found the dirty finger prints of the vandal The monument is chipped, statues a'e ma re ', fragments are cut from the furniture ~nd hangings of the Senate and House of Rfp reseniattvea and names have been scratch ed into the marble and on the bronze doors, but something holds the most ruth less in check when he comes to the Supreme Court. —Mayor Hart, of Boston, has instituted many’ businesslike reforms in the ad ministration of municipal affairs since he entered upon the duties of Iris office. Ha has now given orders to the Cltv Au ditor and Ci;y Treasurer lo forwar.i him <ach morning statements showing the lots nt ss done on the pie editi- day, .and these arc to be made public; for the Mayor believes that the public should know how much money the ci'y receives and spend* each dav. The first staff ny-nt -that for SaturJay last, a hilf-hol day showed receipts of $3,620.71 and expendi tures of $128,584.45. —"Taking Texas a* a whole.” said a ctllzen of that state to a New York Tri bune reporter the other day, “the out look is for a yield cf wheat, cotton anil e rn this year that will break all records. The Wheat crop especial y wifi be enor mous. But it is when the censtis returns are tabulated that Texas will girr the country a surprise. Our increase of pop ulation In the last decade will show a bigger parceo'age of gain, probably, than has been made by any state in the Union My own belief is that th, enu merators’ figures will give a total of quit# i.ooo.on) souls and some well in formed people believe that this limit may he,exceeded.” -An autograph signature of Queen Ei:z abHli was recently submitted to Librarian Alien of the department of state for his opinion as to its authenticity. It has been in th* possession of a prominent Wash ington family, and was about to lie sold. Mr. Allen Is a recognized expert In such matter, and, after comparison with copies of the Queen’s handwriting to which he has access, pronounced it genuine. It is a. very rare specimen. It Is on a sm ill •quare of parchment framed in an old fashioned ilagut rrotype frame, and was presumable clipped—perhaps stei n—from some old patent of nobility. It is wel: vouched for Iwck to 1815. warn a London dealer In autographs sold it for 15 shill ings, giving a signed certificate of its genuineness. As the dealer was known to the trade os a reputable one, the name carries weight. Through a Washington denier the specimen has gone to a lady in Greenfield, Mass who U a collector of au tograph*. and who pays for this one a prtce which to the unenthtisUMlc would sound fabulous. 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