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4 fttofning Morning New* Building .Savannah, (in. u eon esd \v, j i >k 20, iwN. liegisterid at the Post-office in Savannah. The MORNING NEWS is published every day in the year, and is served to subscribers in the city, or sent by mall, at 70c a month, SI.OO for six months, and SB.OO for one year. The MORNING NEWS, by mail, six times a week (without Sunday issue), three months, $1.50; six months $3.00; one year, $6 00. The WEEKLY NEWS, 2 issues a week. # Monday and Thursday, by mail, one year, $3.00. Subscriptions payable in advance. Re mit by postal order, check or register© i letter. Currency sent by mail at risk of senders. Transient advertisements, other than special column, local or reading notices, amusements end cheap or want column, 10 cents a line. Fourteen lines of agate type—equal to one inch square in depth— is the standard of measurement. Contract rates and discount made known on appli cation at business office. Orders for delivery of the MORNING NEWS to either residence or place of business may be made by postal card or through telephone No. 210. Any irregular ity in delivery should he immediately re ported to the office of publication. Letters and telegrams should be ad dressed "MORNING NEWS,*’ Savannah, Ga. EASTERN OFFICE, 23 Park Row. New York city, H. C. Faulkner, Manager. INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. Meetings—Georgia Chapter No. 3, R. A A. M.; Georgia Funeral Directors’ Asso ciation. Special Notices—Thunderbolt Stables, A. P. Doyle; Ship Notice, Strachan & Cos., Consignees; A Card to the Public, An drew Hanley; John Funk; Knight's Phar macy; Levan’s Table d’Hote. Business Notices—Harvard Beer at Es kedor's; Slater, Rodgers & Co.’s Club Blend Scotch Whisky; High Balls at Cus tom House Shades. Shoes—Byck Bros. Auction Sale —“Old Hops” Sale, Central of Georgia Hallway. Gas Ranges—Mutual Gas Light Com pany. To People of Taste—Munster’s. Legal Notices—Citation from the Clerk of the Court of Ordinary of Chatham County; James T. Stewart & Son, in Ad miralty. Emphatic Endorsement—Foy© & Morri son . Our String of Wheels—Lattlmore’s. Educational—Elizabeth College, Char lotte, N. C. No Fake, No Shoddy—Globe Shoe Store. Baseball Supplies—Oppenheimer, Bloat & Cos. Summer Resorts—The Grand Union, Sar atoga Springs, N. Y. Sauce—Lea & Perrin’s Worcestershire Sauce. p Corsets—Thomson's “Glove Fitting” Cor sets. Mineral Water—Appolinarls; Crab-Or chard Water. Beer—Anheuser-Busch Brewing Associ ation. Medical—Radway’s Pills; Hood's Pills; Munyon’s Liver Cure; Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tablets; Bar-Ben; Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- Root; Woman’s Friend; Burk’s Dyspepsia Tablets. Coffee—Postum Food Coffee. Cheap Column Advertisements—Help Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous. The Weather, The indications for Georgia to-day are fair weather. with fresh easterly winds; and for Eastern Florida, fair weather, except on the east coast, with fresh east erly winds. The reception to Gen. Otis in Rochester. N. Y., the other day was a great success. Gen. Joe Wheeler was there. Lord Roberts seems to have difficulty in persuadtng Botha and the other Boers that they are hopelessly whipped. Mr. Bristow* is being called the sapolio of the administration, because he has been sent to Cuba to 6cour the dirt off the ad minstration of the postoffice. Our trade with Cuba was increased by something like $600,000 worth of beer last month. The Cubans are evidently becom ing expansionists—in the waist. - -i Columbia University the other day con ferred the degree of LL. D. upon Thomas B. Reed. It was a better advertisement for the university than for Reed. If it is true that President Kruger haß $25.000,C00 in gold with him in hi© car capltol, that fact will lend dignity to what otherwise might have excited ridicule. Taylor of Kentucky would probably do well to put himself within the jurisdiction of the federal court for the Southern District of New York. Extradition from that district seem:? to he extremely diffi cult. The wars are keeping us on the jump et studying geography and languages. Having gone through Cuba. Porto Rico, the Philippines and South Africa, we must now take up the map of China. Possibly it will not be a great W’hilo before we shall have to sttidy Japan, Korea and Russian Asia. It cost SIOO,OOO to have the Republican National Convention meet in Philadelphia. Th Ledger of that oil? says it will c si $2.7i.0ft0 more to entertain the strangers In attendance. The probabilities are. how ever. that the staid old Quaker elty win • ornr mighty near to making the strung- rs pay the whole bill. Thp Itrv. nr. H. S. MacArthur of Now P ' 11 ' l,l *>• nt upon purchasing nolo rl ' an; price. Hl* latest hid for li " af 1,1 h' ;i iof kissing a negro girl the . <• i corner-stone laying. Tip Pi ,! up I sixteen, gave MacArthur a hiiru h ic uvers, in acknowledgment of vHch he hew her to him and k(treed her. 1 lie r*hinese disturbance cornea at a very inopportune time for the purses of those war correspondents who have written hooks ..bout the wars In the Philippines and Month Africa. The noise and hi. o I md smoke In Chins will cause the other ware to be forgotten before the Ink on the war books | s more than dry. Nobody now-a-day* is thinking of or discussing the war In Cuba. ROOSEVELT’S NO)!IYATIO\ PROB ABLE. Roosevelt has not yet put away the vice presidential nomination with a firm hand. It Is probable that he does not want it. He would much rather be renominated for Governor. He is not pure, however, that he can get a renomination. Some of the leaders of his party in New York on* against him, because they cannot control him. Besides, he Is afraid that if his party really wants him to accept the vi e presidential nomination, it would be • great mistake for him to refuse it. His party might refuse him at some future time a nomination lie really wanted. His ambition is to be nominated by his party for President in 1904. His refusal to serve his party as a vice presidential nominee now, might cost him th* presi dential nomination then. The belief in New York is I hat be will be nominated for Vice President. Accord ing to one dispatch, the betting in that city is 10 to 1 in favor of ids nomination. Confidence in Mr. Platt’s ability to bring about his nomination is very strong among New York politicians. Asa matter of fact, there is a fight going on between Mr. Platt and Mr. Hanna. The latter is anxious for the nomination of Mr. Bliss of New York, while Mr. Platt is determined that the nomination shall go to Mr. Roosevelt. It is doubtful if it is a matter of much consequence whether a New’ York man is given the second place or not. It is safe to say that Mr. McKinley is stronger in that state than Mr. Roosevelt, Mr. P-li. s or any other Nevr York man. New York City is the center of the money power, and Mr. McKinley stands for that pmwr. Mr. Roosevelt did not carry the state by a very large majority two years ago, and at that time he was fresh from Cuba. There is no doubt that the role he played in the Spanl&h-American war, as the leader of the Rough Riders, helped him wonderfully. His majority, however, was only about 18.000. The chances are that if be should be nominated for Governor this year, he would be beaten. It may be that the reason he doesn't want the vice presidential nomination, is that he. thinks that if elected Governor of New York again, he would stand a better chance of being his> party's candidate for President In 190-1, than If he were to accept the nom ination for Vice President. • There is no doubt a feeling among the Republican leaders of New York, that it is not going to be an easy task for their party to carry New ork this year. The New York Press, one of the leading Re publican papers, In its issue of last Mon day, said: “And wo know that New York is in a condition for from satisfactory. The proof of what we maintain lies on every hand.” Further along irt the.same article, the Press said: “We believe that every one who has followed the New York political trend at all carefully, or his looked Into the situation at all closely, knows what we know. Others may differ with ue as to the wisdom of confessing openly what we know; of admitting pub licly that New’ York Republicanism has receded far below the Inghts sealed four years ago. To us it seems our greatest safety lies In facing the truth.” Of course the Press wants Mr. Roose velt nominated for Vice President, but the reasons it gives for thinking that he would add anything to the strength of the ticket, are not convincing ones. As al ready stated, it 1s doubtful if he would help the ticket in any resj>eet. If the peo ple believe the money question is practical ly settled, and they are against imperialism and trusts, the Republicans will lose New York, whether Mr. Roosevelt is on the Republican national ticket or not. And a leading Republican paper of New York is very much afraid they will lose it. fiOl.n SHIPMr.MS. Considerable gold was shipped to Eu rope last week, and several millions of dollars in gold have been shipped this week. It Is the understanding apparently among New York bankers that at least $13,000,000 will be sent abroad before the shipments cease. This movement of gold to Europe on the eve of a presidential campaign causes no uneasiness in money centers. It will be recalled that when the ship ments of gold began in 1890 there was a feeling of uneasiness throughout the en tire country. New York bankers sub scribed a large part of their gol 1 holdings to assit the United States treasury. Thor.' was apprehension that the treasury would not be able to meet the demands upon it for gold. It was necessary that the credit of the government should be maintained. The reason that gb!d shipments at this time cause no alarm is that this coun try is not indebted to Europe, and the shipments could be stopped at once if it were thought advisable to stop them. In 1896 it wns different. Then we owed Eu rope a large debt, and a demand for gold had to he met. Since then there has been a most remarkable Increase in our exports —an increase so great that Europe owes us money. It is estimated that fof the present fiscal year our exports will exceed our Imports by at least $600,000,000. Our bankers are sending gold to Europe now because it pays them to do so. They can get better returns there for It than in this country. Besides, Kurope has a real need for it art this time, and can afford to pay well for it. The United States are now well supplied with gold. Their stock is large, and Is rapidly increasing. The ablest financiers are of the opinion that It will be a long time before there will be a gold famine in this country again. With the stock of the metal we now have on hand we can send vast mims to Europe and bring large amounts to this country without causing uneasiness or exciting any great amount of comment. Marriage is n matter of business, not sentiment, in the Polish colony about Wilkesbarre, Pa. The other day Stephen Katrumas attempted to board i tmin at one station to go to another near by, where he expected to be married. But he slipped and fell under the cars and one leg whs so badly crushed that it had to Ik amputated. Meantime arrangement for the wedding had been perfected. When the prospective bride heard of the accident to her affianced, she did not go into hysterics or fly to his side to nms. him. She declared that there must !> i wedding, since money hod been expend, i to prepare for one. furthermore she *1: t not care to have a one-legged husband, even if Htephen should get well; there fore she invited one of her friends to take 'Stephen’s place. He accepted, and the ! wedding came off the same day Stephen’s ! leg did. T I Colorado* four delegates-nt-large to the i Pivladclphla Convention ore David Mof ifa -I. V. £'. Kiiatton, D. R. e. B*>wn ul &• <• Wolcott. They are said to be s lrth collectively more than $60,000,000. THE MORNING NEWS: WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20. 1900. the mom:i row eh im< i tsEl). In his baccalaureate sermon to the senior class at Harvard University last Sunday, Bishop Potter of New York dis cussed at considerable length ihc money power. In some of the dispatches it was said lie defended trusts. He did not de fend them, but he said that great good had come from combinations of capital, and that uch combinations were neces sary to existing conditions. We must remember, he said, t Hat an underlying principle in our American social order is “the greatest good to the greatest num ]• r.” lie declared that combinations of capital have in countless instances re sult* and in the substantial betterment of a gnat majority of people. But, in saying this, he did not intend to defend trusts, because, in another part of his rmon, lie declared that “combinations of wealth used in the wrong direction were the gr at evil of cur modern civilization.” He expr -sed tiie opinion That this evil | could not be cured by legislation, but he did not .say how it could be cured. The inference from what he said was that the trust evil would have to be left to work i’.s own cure. The people do not agree with 1 lie Bishop that legislation cannot Its-'U the trust evil. It is evident that it. is their int-ution to see what can be done by means of legislation. The people understand very well that combinations of capital are necessary to carry on the great undertakings of the present age, and they have no objection to them. They know also that such com binations are likely to destroy minor en terprises and business undertakings. What they object to is the combination of capital that undertakes to monopolize a business or an Industry for the purpose of exacting a profit that is unreasonable. The ice trust in New York City is the kind of a combination to which the people object, and which they mean to destroy. This ice company got control of the ice supply of the city and then doubled the price of ice. The people are not making war on com binations of capital tfiai are employed in 1 gitlmaie business. They are making war on the combinations that are engaged in robbing the public undtr the cover of law. IHE % CHATHAM ACADEMY IM PROVEMENT. The Chatham Academy trustees are of ihc opinion apparently that as great prog ress as possible has been made in the work of rebuilding the part of the academy that was destroy* fire. No doubt the trus tees have had a number of obstacles o overcome, but-the community is b ginning to show a little impatience at the pros pect that the building will rot be ready to be occupied at the beginning of the next school year. As great as the trus tees think the obstacles are with whicn they have to contend, the teachers in the public schools, particularly those who have to teach in the afternoons, are of the opinion that the difficulties with which they nj-e contending are far greater than any the trustees have encountered, or are likely to.encounter; and parents whoso children are among the afternoon pupils are wondering whether or not the present unsatisfactory school conditions are likely to continue into another year. It has been several months since the fire in the academy, and nothing has yet been done towards clearing the ground (or the proposed improvement. There have been some differences about the plans, and these difference have been probably the cause of the delay. But Is it not pos sible to push along the improvement a lit tle faster? The building ought to be rea ly for occupation by the beginning of ihe next school year. If it is not, pupils, teachers and parents will be greatly dis appointed. PRAISE FOR THE PRESIDENT. Senator Wolcott. In accepting the tem l>orary chairmanship of the Republican National Convention, delivered a speech that was as full cJf fulsome praise of the President and the Republican party ns It could well be. It was expected, of course, that the Senator would defend the President and his party in the re spects in which they needed defending, and it was expected that he would uphold the course of the administration and the Republican majority of Congress, but it is doubtful If even the most partisan of the Republicans expected that the Sena tor would take the position practically that the President had made no mistakes since he entered the White House, and that the Republican party, during the last four years, had merited nothing but praise from the people. \ It is probable that in the minds of the great majority of those who listened to the Senator’s speech there were specula tions as to whether the Republican party was going to explain away the immense postal frauds in Cuba, the wasteful ex travagance with which the public money of Cuba had been spent and the vast appropriations by Congress at the session that has just expired. It was easy enough, of course, for Senator Wolcott to make out a good case for the Presi dent and the Republican party before a friendly assembly, but the Republican cam paign speakers will not have un easy time of it. There will be many questions put to them which they will not he able to answer to the satisfaction of themselves or their audiences. According to Senator Wolcott, Mr. Mc- Kinley Is the greatest President the country has had in a generation. He doubtless* Is a kind-hearted man, but If be is not a weak one, bis fellow' citizens do him a great injustice. If ho pos sessed the strength of will of Mr. Cleve land, there would have been no Cuban scandals, because the politicians would not have been permitted to make the ap pointments, and there would have been no scandal connected with the Porto Rican tariff question, because a poltey that had been adopted from principle would not have been changed to suit parly cxpedl en y. Senator Wolcott was eloquent, but not convincing. A dressmakers’ trust is one of the lat est combinations talked of in Ncwr York. Recently dressmakers in that city have had a good deal of difficulty in collecting bills for dresses from actresses and wives of rich men. on account of alleged bad tits, hence It is proposed, for purposes of mu tual protection, that a trust shall be form al of nil of the leading dressmakers. The tn:*t, it is claimed by iho promoters, could secure payments where individuals would fail. It is rei>orted from Topeka that a num ber of K ins.is farmers are In attendance upon th* Paris Exposition, while others of them have token up the game of golf. If. after taking in Paris and playing golf for a white, the farmers of Kansas prove content to go on plowing, sowing and reaping, we may be quite sure that the country is safe. - The lioxer movement in China recalls the Taiping rebellion, though it is not likely to give nearly to tr.u- h no ble as that famous uprising. The Taiping re bellion began in 1850 an 1 lasted fourteen year©. It was the result of a popular cut cry against the existing iy::a.iy, a*d in protest against the nonfulfillment of promised reforms. The war which Eng land proclaimed agair st the Tartar dynas ty in 1856, and in which Ftar.c* jJn and. seemed to aid the rebel.ion fc r a time, but after the complete victory of the allies a combined force under Gordon vras sent against the rebels, and the rebellion re ceived its death blow in July of 18 M. Tlv* Powers, acting together, will pro a ly not permit the present uprising to attain to any such proportions. The Philadelphia Times notes that in buying out his associates in the ern Pacific Railway, Collis P. Hunting ton becomes sole and individual owner, manager and controller of a vast trans portation system, embracing 7.609 miles >i railroad, ferries, terminals, and river an 1 ocean lines, extending from Portland, Ore., through California to Now Orleans, and representing $350,000,(90 of securities and nearly $60,000,000 of annual gross earnings. Contrary* to expectations, (Jen. 1 Jos ph A\ heeler has been ass -ne.l t > a-tive duty in the regular army. His position is to be the command of (he D. parimont .<f the Lakes, with headquarters i:i Chicago. This is one of the most desirabh positions w th in the gift of the war department. It was reported recently that Her. Otis would be given that command, after the ex pi ition of a leave of absence for rest and recuper ation. The Chicago Inter Ocean speaks sar castically of the recent convention of women’s clubs at Milwaukee. “What,” it asks, “has it done for mankind?” The Philadt lphia Ledger prots's agai ;st any such narrow view’ oi the matter, and as serts that some consul ••ration ought to be given to the husbands of the delegates, who were afforded a vacation. PERSON \ L. David Black, a wealthy grain mer chant of St. Louis, celebrated his seven ty-third birthday by giving $5,000 to each of his ton children—seven girls and three boys. There is still a largo estate to bo divided among them at their father’s death, but he considered ii wise to give them a basis upon whi-h to build their own fortunes before he shall have passed away. —Dr. Martin Grove Brumbaugh, who has been appointed commissioner of edu cation to Porto Rico, is professor of ped agogy in the department of philosophy of the University of Pennsylvania. His work in pedagogy at the university has attracted wide interest. He is one of the board of managers of the graduate de partment for women at Pennsylvania. His duties in Porto Rico, it is believed, will make necessary his taking a four years’ leave of absence from his work at the university. —President William R. Harper of the University of Chicago lias just ret timed from Russia, whither ho went at the in stance of Charles R. Crane, the elevator manufacturer, who has endowed a chair of Russian at the university. In an inter view the Czar expressed himself as pleas ed to know that Russian was to be reg ularly studied in an American school. “The Emperor,” says Dr. Harper, “is waiting until he understands the situa tion of his own country before starting any new policy.” —A proposal <o erect a memorial of the military achievements of Lord Roberts has met with widespread favor in Lon don. The plan is to place a monument in the Guildhall. The realization of the idea involves a departure from strict precedent, since the memorials already there are designed to record the great ness of the honored dead. There are in the Guildhall at the present fime mon uments io Lord Nelson, (ho Duke of Wel lington, the elder and the younger Pitt and Lord Mayor Beckford. In addition to these there are a number of busts of famous men. imiGiii' hits. —"And you were at Saratoga Ibis sum mer? Were there many Christians there?" “Yes, there were some Christians, hut no* enough to make It objectionable.”— Life. —Says Mr. Dinkelspiel.—"Der Kaiser," said Mr. Dinkelspiel, "may be Vilhelm der Grosse, put, by chiminentiy, I am Vil helm der grocer alretty. lloin?” Indian apolis Journal. ’ —And Women Can’t.—lda—"Would you refer to the wind as feminine?” Gerald— “l should think not.” Ida—"But why not, Gerald?” Gerald—‘'Because it can whis tle.”—Chicago News. —rretty Close to the Mark.— Edith (aged three)—"What are husbands?” 1-jfhel (aged live) —"Why, husbands are things you tie strings on to to make them re member to buy things!"—Puck. —"Tiie codfish,” said the professor, “lays considerably more than a million eggs.” "It Is exceedingly lucky for th-’ eodf'mh that she doesn’t have to cackle over every egg,” said the student who came from tiie country .-Tit-Bits. —Questions Answered While You Wait “What sort of fruit Is that?” asked th° Inquisitive one of the fruiterer. “Those arc pawpaws.” "Where do they com ■ fr<ym.’" "From the banks of the Mau mee.’’-Pittsburg Chronicle- Telegraph. C t It It ENT t (IM IIEST. The Nashville American (Rem.) snys: "The next election of national importance will be in North Carolina, Aug. 2, when the amendment .to (he constitution dis franchising the negroes will be voted upon nnd most likely ndopted. Aug. ti Alabama elects its slate ticket; Sept. 3, Arkansas: .Sept. 4. Vermont. Sept. 10. Maine, nnd Oct. ;i, Georgia. All of the states mention ed w i.i go Demo'ratio, by large majori ties save Vermont and Maine, which will give equally large Republican majorities. The "October" s ates ore no longer tea of how the national election Is going." The Philadelphia Tgalger (Ind.) savs ; “The worship of ancestors, which is part of the Chinese r* llgion, seems by many of the Chines*' to lie contravened In an insulting manner by Christianity, and the fanaticism of the Ignorant Is easily stirred. The Boxes themselves nppeor to be di merited on the subject of religion, and tic y ate preaching a ornsnd that means death to all foreigners unless a strong show of force is imme.ii.i * ly m ule by the powers. The people of the I'nliel States will Justify the President Inerting as vigorously in this emergency as the circumstances warrant." The Charleston Tost tl> m.) says: "Sin o j llewey will have no Important politic | engagements this summer, he might ho sent to the Must again to hold up our end of the Chinese trouble. No man D bet tor equipped by reason of ids familiarity with the sltuat'on and ' Ms excellent di plomacy to dbpost* American Interests to the highest advantage in the Ka The 'Philadelphia Record (Dem.) says: "According to Judge Townsend's derision Porto Rico Is a territory of the I'nitcd Himes so far as foreign governments arc concerned. Manifestly tlicie is no limit to Abe resoutevt, of Judicial ingenuity." Her l iiftilcc€fnl Experiment. “My smoking always been a sore point with my wife, who never lets a chance slip by to try and talk me out of (he habit,” said Brown, according to the Detroit Free Press. “Now. I enjoy a £• • i cigar and see no use in giving up something that affords m? pleasure. The other day while I was rummaging around in a cupboard I ran across a box of al leged tobacco cure. It could be put. to it said on the lid, in the coffee of the one that it was in ended for, and he would be cured of the habit without knowing how it was done. *1 saw at once what Mrs. Brown was up to. and I resolved to get even with her. The contents looked as much like sugar as anything; so I threw it out and re filled the box from the sugar bowl. “That evening from 'he unusual sweet ness of my coffee 1 realized that she hal begun to dope me. Finishing my dinner, I pushed back in my chair and said: ‘lt is strange, my dear, but 1 haven’t the slightest desire to smoke a cigar.’ I saw her beam at this, and then I con tinued: ‘But instead 1 have a desire to smoke a cigarette.’ You have what?’ she shrieked, fc3s she considers it sure death to smoke the little rolls. \\ desire to smoke a cigarette.” said 1, calmly. ‘1 shall have to go over to (he corner store and get a package.’ “Leaving her gasping for breath. I went over and bought a package and smoked the miserable little things for the rest of (he evening, w’hile she wildly begged me to smoke a cigar or anything else but ci garettes. “For three days my wife kept putting her supposed dope in my coffee and I kepi smoking, continually remarking that L was strange that 1 no longer cared for a cigar, but could not smoke enough cigar ettes. “Finally she broke down and confessed what she had been doing. After frighten ing her by pretending that she had fixel the cigarette habit on me for life, we com promised by my agreeing to give them up and .she to refrain from saying anything mere a tout my smoking cigars. “The agenr that sold her the is going to call soon to get a recommenda tion from my wife. He’ll get it. He’ll get something else, too.” - y A MiKiinderMtood Compliment. He got his friend the lawyer to present, his name for delegate “to one of the big conventions, says the Lewiston Journal. “Give me a good sencloff,” said he to his friend. “You know what to say. of course, and put it on strong. I ran stand it. I'ye found out that unless things are put cn strong in these days* the crowd don’t hook on in good shape.” So ihe lawyer arose at the proper time and he “put it on strong.” And his pero ration went something like this: ‘ Gen Linen, tlie man wh m I present to your attention to-day has been bred and reared in 'the sacred associations of that old town; he has imbibed the traditions of the honor and integrity and good citi zenship that have come down there from failier to s. n, and those lessons of youth and manhood have followed him into all ills walks of life. And to-day, gentlemen, fie stands before you as one of ‘the most striking types of the genus homo that you can find in Maine.” Well, the man was nominated, but Just as soon as the convention adjourn ed the candidate came hurrying over to where his friend the lawyer was strug gling into his coat. “What salt of a throw dow r n are you trying to give me. anyhow?” he cried. “That’s a nice way to use a friend. Jok ing is all liplu among friends over a quart of Mt. Vernon or something of (he kind, but it and n’t go on the floor of a convention, not for a, minute.” “What are you trying to get through you?” asked the lawyer. “I'm calling you down, that’s what I am doing.” “For leaven’s sake! What for?” I’or standing up there, cuss ye, and calling me a genuine hobo. Don’t you work any more gags of that kind on me.” Mr. ||i|| (onliN l.nnt Opportunity. Miss Maude Adams, whose real home, Sandy-garth, is set in the midst of the woods in an ex e dlngiy rural part of L ng Island t lis (hi* story of herself end a somewhat distant neighbor, one Bi 1 Cook, of whom she buys cattle, and t<> whom she goes for all soits of ad x ice pertaining to rhe management of her modes: stock farm, says the Philadelphia on (he occasion of her first visit to Bi' Cook, Bill knew no more of Miss Adams than her name, and when she expr se i a des re lor a second-hand wa .on that si o happened to see in the yard, ho let her have P for the price he w u’d have clung and any one else. A day <r two later, whea he was s anding in 'he door of the b’ack-mith’s shop. M ss Adams drove by in that identical wagon. ; nd the blacksmith, who is a reader of (he daily news look and up from his anvil and remarked: “There goes a woman who made $100.00) in sx weeks just by p ay-acting.” “And 1 let her have that good wagon for $25!” groaned Bill Cook. Absent-Mi ndeilliess. The Berliners tell many a good story of Mommsen’s (the historian) absent-mind edness, and he has even been credited with not having recognized his own little son and with having asked him his name preparatory -to requesting him not to make # so much noise in a public tramear in which ho was going to town from his home in Oharlottenbui g; it is'even eai.l that he pul his first baby Into the waste ?>apor basket one day and covere.l It np because it cried. One day he noticed his wife placing n hunch o£ flowers on his desk. "What do they mean?" he aske "Why." she exclaimed, “don’t you know that Ibis is the anniversary of your mar riage?" "Ah. indeed—is it?” said the pro fessor politely. "Kindly let me know when yours comes round and I will return your attention in kind.” In Legal Language, "If I were to give you an orange," said Judge Foote of Topeka io D. O. McCray, "I would simply say, 'I give you the but should the transaction b’ Intrusted io a lawyer to put in writing ho would a’opt this form: ‘I hereby give, grant and convey to you all m.v interest] right, title and advantage of and in said orange, together with its rind, skin, juice, pulp and fits, and ail right and advanL age ihen in, with full power to h'te, suck, or otherwl-e eat the sime, or give away with or w l bout rind, skin, juice, pulp or liis, anything hereinbefore or In am otii.r deed or dee Is, Instruments gif any nature or kind whatsoever to the contra ry in any wise noiwithstanding.' ’’ Tien Twin. From (he Cleveland Plain Dealer. You've a name that's rather queer, Tien-Tsin; But it's music tn my ear. Tien-Tsin; , < And I rather think 'twill lie Somewhat letter known to me a • Rro they smash (he laid Chime, ■ Tien-Tsin; ■ All I’ve heard of you before, Tien-Tsin; Puls you somewhere on the shore Tien-Tsin; Though I'm blessed if i know who e 'And I scarcely iliink I care— As long ns It's som. where, Tien-Tsin; Are the Boxers at your gates, Tien-Tsin ? Will they crack your shaven pate?, Tien-Tsin? Will they catch you by the cue While the* run you through and through’ i hey rc a very horrid crew, Tien-Tsin. You holler out for help. . Tien-Tsin. * " . Raise most any kind of yelp, ' • | * * Tlen-Tsn. , And before you can say—Jam, Dr you know Just where you am You will hear from l'ncle Sum ■Tien-Tsin. *. ITEMS OF INTEHEST. —As there is very little cold weather in Mexico, no necessity exists for laying in winter stores of honey and the bee is, therefore, as lazy as a grasshopper. —One man makfs all (he burghers’ jim mies in London. The police know* the man well and are fully aware of his peculiar trade, but there is no law by which he can be arrested. —The town of East Haddam, Conn , has Just celebrated .he two hundredth anni versary of its industrial existence and the one hundred and forty-fifth anniversary of Nathan Hale’s birth. —A Scranton, Pa., court is asked to grant the claim of one Isaac Sidebottom against the estate of John Shafer, de ceased, for “entertaining the old man playing checkers” during a great part of three years. —The efforts made by male students at Syracuse University to have women stu dents excluded from oratorical contests have failed, as the faculty decided that women have as much need of oratorical accomplishments as men. —Columbia University, New York, has created anew office—that of. adivser to yong women who go to that city for post graduate work. Miss Edith R. Dqrraeh is the first appointee. She will fie re quired to look after such girls in case of illness. —The Men notifies at Groffsdale, near Ephrata, Pa., selected a pastor in novel fashion last week. There were ten can didates and ten Bibles were placed on a table before them. One comtained n slip of paper and the preacher who selected this one was duly chosen. —But for the severity of Siberia’s cli mate a great deal more gold would he mined th re. As it is, about one-tenth of the world’s supply comes from there. The immense coal deposits have hardly been touch and. One mine with six beds, conta n> as much coal as all the deposits in Eng land. —ln fulfillment of a plan laid out by the late Lieut. Col. James D. Miley, United States Volunteers, an American library lias ben established in Manila. Seven thou sand books have been collected and placed in the Rosano building and a great many more have been sent to hospitals and out lying posts. —The Philadelphia firm which refused to furnish the government with certain war ship apparatus because its proprietors are opposed io war was the Haines Gauge Company. They are members of the So ciety of Friends. It is said to be the first case of the kind on record in the United States. —The word “compound,” which is fre quently used in dispatches from China, means an inclosure. In that country and in Japan it is customary to build high brick walls around factories, business houses, banks and residences for protec tion, and these are known as “com pounds.” —A Rhode Island Yankee proposes to settle the war against the ice trust by manufacturing portable machines that will enable every housekeeper to evolve ice cakes like biscuits, at a cost of 2 ro 3 cents a pound. By the evaporation of concentrated ammonia the temperature of the little water tank can be lowered to 15 degrees Fahrenheit. —ln Richmond, Va., an ordinance has been passed requiring that 3 l 2 per cent, on all gross earnings of the electric railways shall be charged until they reach the sum of $200,000 ; 5 per cent, on gross earnings exceeding $300,000 ; 7 per cent, on gross earnings to the amount of $400,000. and 10 per cent, on all earnings exceeding that amount. The payments are to be made semi-annually. —William Terror, mascot goat of the battleship Massachusetts, was with his shipmates at the battle of Santiago and came out unscathed. Later he fell and broke his leg, but the ship surgeon mend ed it so skillfully that William is now as frisky as ever. A few days ago the crew’ decorated him with a wide leuther collar studded with brass nail heads. On a silver plate is this inscription: “Pre sented to William Terror for bravery in action.” —An impudent fraud was perpetrated upon a Manchester bank hy one of its customers, who opened an account wifh some few hundreds of pounds. The man, after a few weeks, drew two checks, ea-h within a pound or so of his balance, and selecting a busy (lay, presented hims'df at one end of he counter, while an ac complice, when- he saw that his friend's check had been cashed, Immediately pre sented his own to a cashier at the other end. Both cashiers referred the checks to the ledger clerk, who, thinking the same cashier hod asked him twice, said "right" to both checks. The thieves were never caught. —There is a home in Tokio. Japan, where five generations live under the same roo'. The family is that of Mr. Klnyomon Ar.ii of Matsunokl, Unememura, Gumma pre fecture, who has just entered on his nine ty-third year, and is still hale and hearty. So is his wife Naka, who is of the same venerable age. Equally healthy and pros perous are their eldest son, Kakunosuke. and his spouse, who are respectively ej and 67 years old. Then comes their grand son, GCennosuke, 4i years old, and Ids wife, Asa, younger hy two years. Tw. n- 1 ty-elx and twenty-four are the ages of 1 their great-grandson, Isematsu. and his ' life partner; Tokl, respectively, from whose union have sprung a healthv. grow ing boy of four and baby girl. —An arousing scene was enacted tiie other day during a tariff debate in the Spanish Cortes. Tobacco farming was " discussion. Representative and ex-Mlnister Romero Robledo, a promoter of free tobacco planting, had distributed in the hall of Parliament among the members of the royal cabinet and the dep uties rigors and cigarettes in order to exhibilt palpable proof of the excellence of the weed grown in Spain. All th. brands, he truthfully asserted, were grown on his estates. While he was enthus iastically sounding rhe pnflso of Spanish tobacco, the Minister of Finance sudden 's ' n . ,P " up,erl hlm wWI > the statement that tobacco planting was prohibited In law in the kingdom of Alfonso XIII and that he regretted to be oblige.! to lav the matter before tiie courts. Instead of smoking the "corpus delicti" he would hand It to the Judge. A peal of laughter greeted the minister's declaration at ,he expense of the dumfoundod ex-Minlster Romero Robledo. —The average annual production of cot ton seed oil in Mexico during the past few years hits been oliout 1,500.000 kilo grams (3,308,900 pounds), and the com sumption lasi year, as m or as can he ,| P . lermlned, was 14,000.000 kilograms , ;, x;s 400 pounds). The price has averaged ~'bout cents per kilogram. Inasmuch as the cron in Mexico, as well as in the i'nitel Slates, has been below the average 'ml there is a strong probability (owing lo the scarcity of rainfall in the cotton growing sections of Mexico) „f .mother short crop, the prospects for the dll trade during the coming year arc might In (he manufacture of soap, this oil bias no competitor; but both the castor bean and the co.vol, on account of their hardl ness. may be culllv.ned in such quant!- lies In the near future as to affect the market. In fad. some of the latest Im proved machinery for crushing the oil from the castor hoan has recently been purchased, and will be used to relit a blent near Durango, which has been In operation for two years with unsatisfac tory apparatus. The coyol, which nour ishes luxuriantly without cultlvat'on throughout the tropics, Is a shrub 'or species of palm,' upon which grow bunches of berries. 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