The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, September 02, 1900, Page 6, Image 6

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6 STIk ISortiinfl Ifttta. Morulas >rn Building *a*aanah, U/v m miii, Km:wuKH a. iwoo. Raflsicm) at Uia Fostoffloe in Savannah Tha MOUSING NEWS |a published tvrry day In Uia year, and la narvwl lo subscribers In tha ell*. or rent by mall, at 70c a month, $4 oo lor six moniba. ami ta.OO tor out year. Tha MORNING NEWS. by mall, al* tmur a arrk (without Sunday larua). Ihraa month*, $1.40, tut moaitha S3OO. ona year SO.OO. The WEEKLY NEWS, t laeuea a week. Monday and Thursday, by ma.l, ona year. SI.OO. Subscription* i) able In advance, Ra mil by puul order, check or re*l*tcred latter. Currency sent by mall at risk ol Modern. Tranalent advtrlUamanta, other than •pedal column, local or readln* notice*, amusement* and cheap or want column. 10 cam* a line. Fourteen line# ol eitete type—equal to one Inch square In depth— is the standard ol measurement. Contract rales and discount made known on appli cation at bustnew office. Orders lor delivery ol the MORNING New* to either residence or place ol business may be made by postal card or through telephone No, 710 Any irregular ity In delivery should be immediately re ported to the office ol publication. Letters and telegrams should be ad dressed "MORNING NEWS," Savannah. Ga EASTERN office. Tark Row, New York city. 11 C. Faulkner. Manager. UDEX 10 m ADVERTISEMENTS. Special Notices—Savannah Steam Dy* Works: That! E. Murphy of Macon. Ga.. on the Merits of Huwanee Springe Water: Wellington to Be Sold Sept. 4. 1. D. La- Roctie. Auctioneer; Ship Notice, Strachan A Cos.. Consignee*; Notice, R. Jenkins; Malt Mead. George Meyer; Residence No. 11l Gwinnett Street to Rent; Chatham Real Estate and Improvement Company: Notice. J C. Sloan; S3O Stearns Bicycle. R. V. Connerat; Special Notice, J. PtnkUS eohn & Cos.; Propoea la for Pali) I lug and Stenciling Fire Alarm Telegraph Poles; Have Your Shoes Repaired at Okarnsi s: Proposals for Winter Fnlforms; Shoe Salesman Wanted; David Clark; Mrs M. A. Golden; Removal Sale of Second-Hand Bicycles. Daniel A. Holland; Fall and Winter. K. J. Kennedy; Mattreases. Na tional Mattress and Renovating Company; Green A Cos., Labor Day. Thunderbolt Park; At Joyce's; San Francisco Restau rant; Donnelly s Drug Company; Uvan'i Table d'Hoie. Business Notices—lnvest Your Money In Xflamond* —Hunter A Van Keuren. Laundry—E. A W. Istundry. Our New Store —M. Dryfua. It la Room X Want—J. L. Morrison. Start at Once—Walsh A Morrison. The Armored Cruiser School Shoes— Chaw. Marks. September Necessitate* tbs Crowding Out of All Summer Goods— Daniel Hogan. Amusements —Royal Music Hall, CYwn mencing Monday Night, the Peerless Nightingale. Miss Ltska Spencer. Everybody Will Be Visiting Foye'a New Store. Educational—St. Vincent'* Academy. Sa vannah. Ga. The Peal of Wedding Bella—George W. Allen A Cos. Maaon's Fruit Jars. Etc.—Thos. West A Cos. Don't You Want a Pair of Tan Shoes?— llyck Bros. Two Solid Clara of "Babcock" and ' tleoe gla Pride" Buggies and Runabout#—Cohen- Kulmun Carriage aud Wagon Company. September and Low Prices In All Lines— Ai Lttiroore'a. Financial—Jacob Berry A Cos., New York; F. A. Rogers A Cos., New York. You Can't Hid* 'Em—Olobt Shoe Store. Moving Time and Gas Range—The Mu tual Ga* Light Company. Come In and Take a I/ook—Leo Frank. Seed Oats. Seed Rye—T J. Davis. A Fine Assortment of Brushes, Straps. Etc.—Edward Lovell * Sons. The Ribbon King-M. A. Stokes. Coining Half Cent#—Al the Bee Hive. New Furniture, New Figures—Leopold Adler. See the Blanket Window—At Eckstein’s. Ladle#' Early Fall and Rainy Day Skirts—Al Levy's. Exclusive High Class Novelties—At Gut man's. Whisky—Wilson's Whisky. Beef—Liebig's Extract of Beef. Postum Coffee— Poetum Cereal Cos. Medical—Tyner'a Dyspepsia Cure; Hood's Sarsaparilla; Coke Dandruff Cure; It. R. R.; S. S. 8.; World's Dispensary Preparations: Dr. Hathaway Company; Peruna, Munyon a Blood Cure. Cheap Column Advertisements—Help Wanted, Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Hale; I,o*l. Personal. Miscellaneous. The Umlhrr. The indications for Georgia to-day arc for Ik< ars or thunder storms, with froah winds, mostly northeasterly; and for Eastern Florida occasional showers, with northeasterly winds, becoming brisk In south'm poitlon. A Chicago dispatch says that Bishop II M Turner of this Mate, has decided that he will support Mr. Bryan and make a number ot speeches In advocacy of his elect too. The Atlanta City Council seems to be living close to the teachings of the Scrip tures. In Bt. Luke tt is said: "If thy brother erespo** against thee, rebuke him. and If he repent, forgive him. And if he trespass against thee seven times tn a day, and seven times In a day turn again to thee, saying. I repent; thou shalt forgive him." This test seems especially to Ht the case of the Mayor. The second primary In South Carolina will be held on Tuesday, Sept. 11. Until that time there will be a tug of war be tween the Prohibitionists backing Col. Hold and the dispensary advocates be hind tJov. MrSweeney. The Governor was not Tillman’s favorite candidate, but In the forthcoming primary the Senator will have to support him. At a distance It looks as tf the combined Tlltmanlte vote might be sufficient to overwhelm the gallant Hoyt; still It may be that the break from Tillman’s hosslsm. having been begun, witl go to the length of elect ing the leader of what Tillman called the “unholy alliance between preachers and barkeepers.** ~ * ——i - —a - C i ,4... THE Ill'UlO-AMERICA* PHUPOtII TIO*. In dealing with the Chinese situation the diplomatists, from prevnt Indications, have a task that will be longer and harder than that which the generals had who rescind the foreigners who were besieged In (he British legation In Pekin. It was hoped that as soon as the work of rt • u- Ing the minister! 1 was completed, the Pow ers would have but little difficulty in agreeing upon a policy lo he pursued In dealing with China. It Is loginning to lie apparent, however, that It will not be an easy matter to reach an agreement. The Powers, with the exception of the Frilled Stales, are Jealous of each other. Each one suspects the other of de.-lgiis on C’hl neae territory, and. consequently, no one of them puts full conlldence In lha declar ations of the other The I'nlted States and Russia are willing to withdraw from Pekin at once. They have reached an understanding on that point. Russia, In deed, Is ready to withdraw from China, and It I* probable that the I'nlted Slates are also witling. The other Powers are now debating the question as to whether they are wi ling to withdraw from Pekin. It Is said that England was very much surprised lo learn that the I'nlted States hud agreed with Russia to withdraw from Pekin. She does not trust Russia. Her Idea Is that Russia Is anxious for peace now In order lo com plete flu* Siberian Railway, because, when she has completed the road, she will be In a position to seise the whole of Man chuila If that Is Russia's purpose she has given no evidence of it. Naturally England does not want to withdraw from China without an understanding aa to whether Russia Intends to selxe n part of the territory of the Chinese Empire in the near future. The belief Is that Germany will not con sent to the Russo-Amerlean proposition. It Is believed to be her purpose to de mand a very large Indemnity In territory for the assassination of her minister A German field marshal has ta-en appointed lo command the allied forces, and It Is not probable that Germany will he willing to withdraw her troops from Pekin be fore his arrival, and the chances are that she will not consent to their withdrawal unlit the question of Indemnity Is settled Japan was cheated out of the solid ben efits of her successful war with China In 105. and It may be considered certain that •he Intends to have her share of what ever benefits come from the present trou ble with China. Neither France, Austria nor Italy has given any Intimation as lo what she thinks of the Russo-American position, and It Is probable that nothing will be heard from them until they know the decision of England and Germany. It Is quite aafe to say, however, that there will not be a prompt agreement be tween the Powers. The chances are rath er against an agreement being reached. In the meantime the American people are anxious that the Amerhwn troop* shall be withdrawn from Pekin, and even from China. They are apprehensive that If they are kept there while the Powers are trying lo reach an understanding there will he complications that will lead to further and more serious trouble. TTie United States do not want any territory They simply want equal trade advantages. It Is doubtful If there would be an effort to deprive them of theae advantage* even If they should withdraw from China at once. THE (iRKAT ROT.UL STHKKT. Thirty years ago It was seriously pro posed lo open Hull street through the public squares. with a view to making it the chief retail business atreet of the city; ami this year Alderman Dixon has advo cated rutting through certain Minorca on Abercorn atreet, after the manner that a proposed (or Hull at reel aa an ex periment. anti to let the jceople ace how that atreet would look and what a con venience the improvement would be. If ihe change would be good thing for Abercorn atreet. It would be a better one for Bull. Forcibly It may take the peo ple thirty year* more to come to thla way of thinking, bui then again It may be that, aa In the c**e of the removal of the Iron f.nce around Forsyth Dark, they may aooner moke up their minds to ac cept modern progresalve ideas, und con sent to have the central and principal street of the city opened up for business development. That the trend of retail trade |s towards Bull street, the logical situation for It. Is plainly to be seen In the new stores that have lately been built und occupied In both the old and th newer sections. The growth of the city Is southward and the great retail street must eventually run lengthwise the city. And there is no other street so well adapted to retail business purposes as Bull street. If it were cut through the squares, leaving small parks on each able of the roadway at the present park place*, there would be no more convenient and handsome business street to be found in any city. It is a noticeable fact that very few resiliences front on Hull atreet. Asa rule the buildings facing that thoroughfare are stores, churches or public buddings; and the number of commercial houses on it are steadily- increasing In number Without any injury to either public or rnvaie property, the roadway might well be extended not only through the small squares, but through the park and the military parade ground to the southern extension of the street to the city limits. And this done. Bavannah would have one of the tlneat business streets and prome nades In the world. A HUMP UIHIIKA CHI R( H. In many cities churches and theaters close their doors during the hottest months of summer. In the case of the former the pastor goes away to some re sort. leaving a substitute to attend to the marriages, christenings and deaths during his absence. But In the ease of the 'al ter there Is only a removal to the roof garden and a lightening of the ehararter of the amusement. That the roof garden Is a popular place of resort on warm evenings Ims been abundantly demon strand, and (he institution has come to stay. If the garden on the roof is a good thing for -the away," why is It not a good thing for the church? If vaudeville amid palms and lanterns. In the higher and cooler atmosphere above the auditoriums proves so attractive, would not services of songs ami sermon* amid similar sur roundings prove equally gratifying and attractive to church-going people? A congregation at Columbus, Inrt., has taken tiila vle/f of the mallei: god cotuuucted THE MOKMKG NEWS: SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1000. Its new church minus a tall steeple, hut with n commodious and attractively ap pointed roof garden. In arrangement the t hurch might be called a three-decker It has an auditorium In the basement, an other on She main floor, and a third on Ihe roof. The last named la modeled after the theatrical roof gardens, with open side* and protective hjllustradea around ihe wall*. Illa adorned wllh ferns, palms and potted plants. At one end la a plat form, which, however. Is moveable. so that It may be transferred to any desired ■usltion. The lighting la done wllh rle - lilc bulhe. ami fancy lanterns may be employed upon occasion. It la probable aLo that a fountain will be Installed, in order to secure a further cooling of the atmosphere and a more gerden-llke effect. It Is flaking nothing to gay that the Co lumbus roof garden church will prove pop ular. There will be none ol the hot stuffiness about that auditorium which characterises nsmy church Interiors dur ing the summer months. There will be * restful, refreshing atmosphere about the open air plan* of worship which will ap peal to many person# who might not oth erwise attend the services. The Innova tion of Ihe Columbus congregation Is one worthy the careful consideration by other congregations contemplating the building of church edifices. To adopt the roof gar den as un adjunct to the church might se riously Interfere with the accepted styles of church architecture, but that ought lo lie a secondary consideration If II will extend the Influence of the church and strengthen Its hold upon Ihe people. IIAI.K'n IUH'OMimTBAT I'OMITIO*. Senator Hale of Maine Is making speeches In his state, urging his constitu ents to support Mr. McKinley, although he Is opposed to the Philippine policy of the Republican parly. He opposed the ratification of the Parts treaty by which this country acquired sovereignty of the Philippines. In his speeches he says that Mr McKinley should be re-elected and the Republican party continued In power because the Philippine policy of that party will ultimately be rejected by the people. That la a rather remarkable position to take. If Henator Hale la against hold ing the Philippines as a permanent pos session he ought to have the courage of his convictions and vote wllh the parly that Is pledged to give the Filipinos an Independent government. What assur ance has he. If Mr. McKinley Is re elected, that the people will reject the Philippine policy of Ihe Republican party? Will not that parly take the re-election of Mr. McKinley as an Indorsement of Its policy? It certainly will. The re-election of Mr McKinley means the retention of she Philippines. Nobody knows that better than Senator Hale. He I* simply misleading the people when he tell* them that the Imperialistic pol icy of the Republican party will not pre vail even though that party Is Indorsed at the polls. Neither Senator Hale nor Senator Hoar haa shown Idmself Mg enough to rise above parly line*. They are clear-head ed enough to see what la right, but they have noi the courage to do what I* right. In their speeches In the Senate they both took a position against the Philippine policy of their parly, but being unable to control their party, they weakly yielded to party Influences, und are now advo cating Mr. McKinley's re-election. They are trying to excuse their Incon sistency and weakness by attacking Mr. Bryan for urging the ratification of the treaty by which the Philippines were ac quired. They aeem to think that Mr. Bryan Is to blame for the apectade they are making of themselves before the country. What hurls them Is Ihe knowl edge that Mr. Bryan has been consistent throughout. He did urge the ratifica tion of Ihe treaty, but at the same time he Insisted that a resolution should be adopted declaring It to be the policy of the government to give the Filipino* Ihetr Independence— lo deal with them Just o* It was proposed to deal with the Cu bans. Ills position on the Philippine question Is Impregnable from any point of view, and that Is the reason they dis like him so heartily and abuse him so viciously. VBK Poll HORRY AT HONE. European governments seem anxious to borrow money In thla country. England borrowel a good many millions of dollars of us a few weeks ago, and it waa an nounced very soon afterward* that Rus sia wanted to borrow of us 1150.010/00. It em* now that Hwiden Is desirous of borrowing ♦10.000,000 of us. Doubtless the ilhah of Persia will undertake to place some of the bond* of his government In thla country In the near future. Hut could not our surplus capital he put to belt* r use titan to loan it abroad at a low rate of Interest? We want ships lo carry our export* and Imports. There Is plenty of tile money with which to build them. Capitalist*, however, .>■ that tlt- re Is no profit In American ships built for the foreign carrying trade What they mean, probably, is that the profits are not large enough to tempt them to put the Sr money Into s'rim* hips But why should they not bo satisfied with small profit* at first? It Is pretty ecrtaln that, as e m pet It ton Incr ased In shipbuilding:, the cost of ships would be less, and as the attention of the people was turned toward* ocean transportation the cost of running steamships would decrease. It has not lie n so many ytars rlnoe railroad transportatlrn was higher In this country than In any European country. Now It Is les*. inti It cost* less o equip a railroad In Oil* country than In any other. Thl* Is because the American people have learned hew to build locomotives ant car* ch-aper than any other nation. It la a mistake to say that American snips cannot be built ami run In the for eign trade at a profit. President 11111, of the Great Northern llall rt ad. has tnyrsttgated the mat ter tlmroughly i.nd Ims decided to build a ft'stl of ttno steamships to run In connection with hi* railroad, from Pa cific port* fo far eastern countries. If Amerlcan-bullt ships can be run at a profit on the Pacl'lc they can be run at a profit on the Atlantic. As long a* (Vngress h Ids out the prom ise of rich subsidies to ship builders and ship owners there will be hesitation to go Into the shipbuilding business on a large scale. If Congnss should say emphatical ly that It would not subsidise steamship lines, capitalists would At once consider the advisability of putting money In the building of a sufficient number of steam ships to do the carrying trade of the country. IX the buUdara of IwcumottVM hail depended upon pr.aec'.lv* law* and subsidies I bey would not now he build ing roixmotlwa for ice mitre world. A* a md)ter of fuel 111. bonds of for eign countries |>ay a small rale of In terest—l a* than four per cent. It Is pretty certain that a pr. flt greater than four per cml can b- made by Investing money In steamships surplus money should lie kepi at h me and Jivssted In home unteipri* s. Mall advices f n m Tien TMn are telling 1 disgusting aiortes of the loot ng and pil laging of that ctly by the allied foreea. and Ihe cable ills; a'i hrs of yesterday brought ihe Information that "the loot ing at Pekin pus *d* Industriously and j oranly.'' The officirs cf avery tuition ex- ] r, pt ihe American, glide the repressive] order. It L slated, and nil of the allies ridicule the Americana for their failure i to J In In tha spoliation of the helpless ] Fhlnese Presumably mi *1 of the evil* which In larbarle days were wont to be vlsped upon t' o |c pe of u c )| ured city | ar< Ie ng ;r c'. iel In Tun TANARUS n und Pe kin Aivl this by 'ctviilxed" soldiers: Wh.it muu tie ea'hen" think of those .-.ildiers. who ha\ b*en ral- and u: under the religion which the fore gn inieslcna ties have tried to gt them to accept? Civilisation Is getting a somewhat dif ferent view of “Adam-sad. the Bear," from that which Rudyard Kipling pre sented In his poem some time ago. It was Adam-xad. otherwise Russia, that pro|voel the Peace Conference at The Hague, und that now makes the first move toward withdrawing the troop* from Chinese territory and permitting the Celestials to come again Into their own. It may be that Russia ha* some ulterior purpose In view, but under the circum stances It Is only fair to assume that the Cxar means what he says. Is anxious for peace, still ha* faith In his universal peace project, nnd Is willing to sei an ex ample for the armed Power*. PKKMUX AL. —Gov. Stone of Pennsylvania ha* com missioned Justice J. Brewster McCollum rf Montrose chief Justice of the Supreme Court, to All the vacancy created by the death cf Judge Henry Green. Judge Mc- Collum was next to the la>e chief Justice In seniority on the bench. He is a Demo crat. —Joseffy, the famous pianist, has re turned to New York, after a visit to Eu rope. Most of hi* time was spent with his parents In Budapest. Joseffy says Dewey's victory has enlightened Contra! Europe wonderfully as to the existence of the I'nlted States. There is. however, much amaxing Ignorance of America In evidence, and he say* It was difficult for him to convince some people In Hungary that there was such a thing as true musi cal art here. They were Incredulous when told that America had perhaps the finest orchestra In the world. Joseffy did not give any recitals while abroad —John Derttnger. a New Yorker, post sessea humane Instincts that call for a better fate than that meted out to him. A poor dog had been placid by some hoy hoodlums on the eelvatod road the other day, and when Derflinger saw It he de termined to rescue the dog from It* dan gerous position, and climbed one of the elevated pillar*. A* he reached the top of the structure he noiVed a rop.. dang ling over the side, which was attach'd t<f the dog's neck. In an effort to get bold of the rop* Derflinger leaned hack 100 far. lost Ills grasp on the railroad pillar, and dropped to the street, breaking his kneecap and teg. beside* sustaining In ternal Injuries. The dog was rescued by trainmen. BRIGHT HITS. —A Desirable Equipment—Ho—"Oh. yes. I have heard him alr.g. I admire him very much." She—" Really, you don't mean It?" He—"lt Isn't hi* singing I ad mire; It's hi* nerve."—Chlctigo Evening Posl. —According to Experience—Farmer B— "This 'ere paper says they ain't nothin' fr an appetite like a long tramp." Hl* Wife—" Land! They don't know what they’re talkin’ about. A short one c'n eat Just ex much.”—Philadelphia Telegraph. —lnfallible Signs—Mammy Bla/key— "Whad meks you fink Mtstah Moke am gwlne to pope** a* last?" Daughter— " Knee I kin tell from hi* hungry look* an' da teedlness of his clothe* ilal he ain't gwlne to be abie to suppo't hlsse'f much longer."—Harper's Itaxar. —Monte Were Touched—The Chicago Re form Association were shout to lynch an Alderman, one clay, when the wretch cried out that a sad wrong was being done him. "I have helped to make your mu nicipal government absolutely beyond question the corruptest In the world." he exclaimed. "I* this the thanks I get for my efforts to make our beautiful city pre eminent?" There were many present whose civic pride was touched by this plea.—Detroit Journal. (lI'HRKAT t HVIMKVr. The Columbia (S. C.) Stole (Dem.l fears nothing from the absorption of tne Populists by the Democratic parly. It cays; "If the Democratic party Is ab sorbing the Populist party It is absorbing a party greatly change*! since its early and radical days, a tor IV with demand* ciiodiei.*! atwd ration*l.*.*!. The worst fea ture* of the original Populist platform— the feature* which made the party name something to frighten with—have* been I been.toned, the alliance w ith the- Democ racy during the lost four years having had the effect of modifying In the direr, flon of conservatism the- aim* of the l'otv ultsts. in now absorbing Populism, there)- fore, th* Democracy will not do violence to Its digestion, as would have been the case If the process had been undertaken eight or ten year* ago.” The IgMitsvili* Courier-Journal (Dess ', soys: "There are some inconvenience* nbout being a creditor nation. The t'nl trd Mlates have distributed some heavy loans in Great Britain Germany sad Russia, anal now c are Informant hy Cable that the Shah of Persia bellex-m we can be Induced to back him finan cially In his operations against Rueel.i. Is It possible that in losing his reputation for tlght-ftstedn***, I'ncle Sam ts lo oe regarded as tin easy mark for all the un fortunate borrowers of Europe and Asia." Th* New York Journal of Commerce find.) says: "Chinese disturbances have closed Mime Northern mills, but they have hod little effect ut>oti Southern mills ac cording to the computathm* of Mr. Hes ter of New Orleans, who telegraph)-! to the Convention of Mtate Commissioner of Agriculture at Raleigh, that Mouth-in cotton manufacturing *wq£ nevet before Mi prosperous, and more mills than ever before are tn process of construction or have Just started." Th* Cincinnati Enquirer (Mem.) says; "It Is reported that President McKinley ha* asked ex-Prc olden ts Harrison and Cleveland to become members of the In ternational Board of Arbitration lo carry out the provisions of The Hague treaty Why wa* something like this not don* In time to stop the war of conquest in Mouth Africa?"- _ Then He Unit. The Seventh street man who la always promising his wife to be good was out eg tin on Saturday night last, aaya the Washington I’oal. Along toward 11 o'clock he pus.-' I b> a well-known downtown fish and oyster store, and th* display of lob ster* in front of the establishment caught his eye. lie bought one that weighed about eleven pounds, and he packed It around with him for a few hour* until he could tliul Just the right liner he wanted lo lake him home. He got home after 3 In the morning, and he carried hi* lobster uu to his wife's room, probably with the ld u of appeasing her righteous wrath with the present. He turned Up Ihe gas and then clomped over to the foot of her t>ed and held up Ihe lobster. "it dear,” said he. grinning greasily, "wash inar r this fr to-morrow *h dtn'rT' She opened her eyes and gaxed at him calmly. “What's the matter with what for to morrow's— to-day's, rather—dinner?" she asked him. looking him straight In the eye. "Thtsh," said he. holding the huge lob ster still higher ami regarding It with pride. "What, your hand#?" she asked. *tl!l looked him steadily in Ihe eye. "Thlsh lobsht'r—ain’t It a babe?" he asked, switching the weight to the other hand. "O, a lobster, you say?'' said hi* wife, complaisant!)', ami never taking her eyes off Ids face. “Ho you fancy you are show ing me a lobster, do you? Do you know wliut condition auch a hallucination on your pin betoken*?" He reeled the big lobster on the bed room matting, scratched hi* head In a puxxlcd kind of way ami looped al his wife strangely. "D'ye mear. t' char I haven't got lob ster here?" he a-ked her. w.akly "You may have a million of them In your mind—l don't doubt that In th< least —but you are to remember that I do not get myself ,nto auch a rum-soaked con dition that they are visible to me," aald ah', cooly turning over. He gi< and at her with alarm for a mo ment, aid then he stumbled Into the bath room nnd let the cold water run on his lie-d. While ne was thus e- gag and hla wife Jumped out of bed and threw th* lob ster out of the window Into the back yard. Then she got In o b< and again. When lie returned to the room, wiping the wa t-r out of his ayes with a towe', he look ed all over the room, for the lobster.Falt -Ins lo find It. he bent over hla wife, took h r band und said: "You're rt’. I*h all off Never 'gain. Wen I get sho 1 shee lobshtees Ish time t pash out an' quit. I quit.” Sh- was up early the next morning to bury the lobster In the ash barrel, no that he wouldn't see It from his window when ho got up All of which explain* why the Seven teenth street n an. who Is always prom ising his wife to be good, haa been taking only sells r I monxdea and vlchv and milks with the gang on Saturday nights. Getting Aequnlnted. A young woman of Washington birth and rearing, who ha* made her home for the** three years (vast tn a small Indiana town, says in Ihe Washington I’ost that for tact and diplomacy she knows nobody to equal her neighbors there. She had scarcely settled herself In her new home when one day she heard a hen proudly cackling !n her bark yard. She went out to see what could have bought a strange hen Into her yard and found that the fowl had Just laid mi egg tn the woodbox outside the kitchen door. \\ title she wan *llll wondering where on earlh the crealure had come from, the shock head of a thin and tall girl of IS ro*e from the yard of Ihe house next door. Hello. ' said the girl. "Good morning," answered the Wash ingtonian. "We got a plenty o' eggs." remarked Ihe girl. "Maw say* you kin have that one our hen Jes' laid In that woodbox o' yourn." "Thank you. very much," said Ihe Washingtonian. The girl still hung on the fence. "We ain't goln' to charge you nothin' fer It." she went on. ' That'# very kind, Indeed." answered Ihe new neighbor. "IP* a gift," remarked the girl. Then there wae silence for a few mo ments. The girl sIIU clung lo her side of the fence. "Say." she said, finally, "maw says now you're acquainted with us folks she’d like to borrow a tack hammer.” Hr Slept Overtime. He lived In a ffot, and the funny men of the pres* tell us all flats are smell, says the Chicago News. His was no ex ception. He found his way upstairs the other morning in the uncertain light that comes In the windows when the milk wag ons rattle In the street*. He was tired and he wanted sleep. He thought he saw the folding-bed In a corner of hts room. It did not take him long to pull It down and lift the cover. Then he fell In and closed his eyes. Rumbling cable*, whis tles of Industry and nothing else disturb ed him. He snored while the hours slip ped. "H-henry!” chirped a voice from the kitchen, "breakfast! breakfast!" Bur Henry slept on and the Itttle woman with dough-coated Angers came around to hlr door. "Henry, It I* after ♦ ; get up!" "Le*h me alone!” mumbled the occu pant. "But you must get up. Henry.” and she opened the door and entered. The sight was ludicrous, hut not to her. "Get up from there!" she blurted, pull ing at his coat collar. "Resit me alone!" he protested. "Do you know what you are lying In?" "Foldin' bed!" "No. you are Inside of Ihe grandfath er's clock." The Fnll of Babylon. "Now, children," said Ihe Sunday school teacher, "which of you can I*ll me why Babylon fell?” There was a long silence, say* the Chi cago Time*-Herald. The little one* bent over and looked at one another and drew long breaths, but none of them said any thing. "l\ me. come!" the tea. her exclaimed at length. "I'm surprised! Isn't there nv little Imy or girl to thl* etas- who can tell why lUl.yior f!l? isn't there agy one of you ran think of any reason why Baby lon should have fallen?" Thens boy wlih large brown freek!** on the bridge of his nose and a thumb wilh a blackened nail pul up hts hand. "Ah." the sweet-faced teacher said, "I thought some of you must know. If you only stopped to think. Whal was It. IVrcy ?” "Mebby he stepped on a banana peel," Percy suggested. Told Out of Court. There ts a Judge tn New York etty of whom the lawyers never tire telling sto ries. says the Omaha Bee They are nil dialect slnrt-s and thl* In the latest: His honor was drowsing profoundly during examination of talesmen some time ago. when the lawyer for the defens came upon a specimen of foreigner who failed to answer repeated quest lens. Ho ap pealed to hta honor. "K vest Ion! K vest ton!" shouted the Ju Ige to the dumb talesman. He was lr- Ittated. "He say* ho doesn t speak English, your honor.” spike up the interpreter His honor grew wro'h and summary. ••Ob. he don't, hey*' he ruled. "Veil he shall po vlned vive dollars You see to id clerk. En he shall pe brought Iwre do morrow end de neat lay und de next lay untl. lv> kin speak id gut; und vlv tol l.irs by <ch day. U don't speak Eng lish. hey:** t e* a 4 < a , , „ ITEM* OP IMT.ItKST. —Among th* stories about John J. In galls which have been dug up In connec tion with he ex-Scnnlor's death la one to the effect that he once called Secretary George Martin of the State Historical Bo i lety "a louse." Mr Martin Indignantly denies the truth of *hls story, saying: "Mr. Ingalls never In his life railed me a louse. He called m* a bedbug." —The Osage Indians have Just been celebrating a wedding in high life—that of Talk Elk. u chief worth SSU.OOD in his own r!gk and heir to much more, and Mary Red Engle, daughter of a wealthy chief. The fathers of Ihe bride and groom have long been enemies und both were bitterly optioned to the wedding, es pecially the squaw's father, whose for tune Is said to be about s2,(M).ont). —A North Side commuter tells thlr. among other stories of his recent trip across she water; While In England he attended a country fair where a show man was exhibiting a dwarf. A bucolic spectator denounced the show as a hum big, saying: "Why. your dwarf He nearly as big as I am, nnd I'm not a small man." "That'* Just It,” blandly said the showman; "It * the biggest dwarf In the world.” —M. V. Giltner of Jackson’s Hole, Wyo.. seeing thnt elk were becoming scarce and having In mind the fate of the buffalo, has established n preserve of twenty acres. Inclosed by a fence, tn which he has a herd of nineteen elk. He started four year* ago with half a dosen, and, a* these animal* In their wild state are rapidly being exterminated, he hope* that In a few year* handsome return will come for hla foresight. —Workmen employed in the erection of anew primary school at the corner of I’ewrl. Bartlett and School streets. Charlestown, Mas* . struck n vault below the surface and found u lot of corroded coin in It which proved to tie silver dol lars, und seemed lo be stacked up In some senih.ance of order. M'Wl of the coin* could not be Ideiillltod at first on account of the thick corrosion, but a few In the middle of the piles were clean enough to show the dates. —lVarla are being found in great quanti ties In the Black and Si. Francois river. In South west Missouri. A Popular Bluff fish erman found the first gem In an ordlnary muee.J which he picker) up on a shoal In Black river. He sold the gem to u St. Ixtuls Jeweler for $135 and since then hun dred* of tteople have flocked to the rivers to engage In pearl fishing Many valuable gems have been found. Nearly all are white, with tinting of different hue*, and range In else from a grain of wheat to an ordinary pea. —Taking advantage* of reduced steamer rale#, several hundnd lhlglanw from ihe Indiana r.h bell decided lo visit ihetr na tive country this summer. Word coma* that on arriving I here many of them were preened Into military service. In aplte of Ihe fact (hat they had secured passport* before calling Ah nearly nil these men were glassworker*, there In a strong pro*. 4ect i hat I here will be a acarchy of auch labor In tin* fall Some of th#* men forced lo Join Ihe llclgi.in .irmy left wives and children In tht.*f country. —Powers, th* Kentuckian convicted of complicity tn ihe murder of Goebel, may he excused if he put some faith In Ihe Idea I hat thirteen Ih an unlucky number. He was nominated for ortii • June 13. IM*. ar raigned July 13, 1900* as on#* of thirteen conspirators named, was defend**! by thir teen lawyers; hla sweetheart w.s the thir teenth witness; the evidence showed thit 1.3U0 soldi*™ were ready to defend him; he gave Culton 91.900 to pay the expense* of the mountaineers; he took $1,300 with him when he fled; the evidence closed Aug 13. —As gold-bearing sand and quartz nr#* frequently four.*! In districts where the water supply Is scant, efforts have been made by many to discover a pro>sa for extracting the precious metal without the uae of water. Ar i*ent patent seem* to have some of the requirement.-, and may work'd succesefully on a large ma>. .The goM-mnd or i finely crushed gold bearing rock Ih poured Into a metallic hopper, from th* bottom of which It pours out in n fine stream, much as the sand n.iwse* through th#' neck of an hour-glass. Tlte hopper and Its contents are kept highly charged by moans of an electrical mn.hlne Near the falling stream of *and Is placed a cylinder or knob, also elec trified with the same kind of electricity, positive or negative. As the stream fall* past this, electrical <<*|Hiision i* produced, but the particles of sand le!ng non-con ductors. ar not wo highly charges! a* the particles of gold, and hence arc not so violently repelled. In consequence the stream divides Into two parts. The sand being lightly repelled, falls straight down, while the gold, more strongly' Influenced, falls to one side, and Is chught in a' sep arate reeeptabic. It Is claimed for the process that It result* In a concentration of the highest class, nnd that ihe tailing* arc almost valueless, a* little or no gold Is left In them. —The work of building the electric rail way to the lop of the Jungfrau, which for many years was const.lered the most Inaccessible of all the Alps. 1* so far ad vanced that It mjy tie In use to the sum mit within eight years The road starts at a station on th.- regular steam railway called Dlttle R hledegg, and will run al an average grade of 15 per cent, to a point 120 feet below the summit, where an ele vator will convey passengers the rest of the distance. The lower part of tho road Is on the surface of the ground, while the upper pari Is In .< tunnel. The electrical equipment of the road consists or rack locomotive* operated by three-phase cur r. nts at an volts between the phases. The power I* generated at a small stream above the village of Rnuterbrunnen. which has been dammed to get something over 2.M0 hors.- lower, whi ti can be Increasec' In the future by another dam. The Mm tunnel Is at about 5.000 feet altitude, aud •he distance to that point from the |iewe f station ts about six aa.l a quarter nll*-s. ransformcr and converter stations arc scattered .dong Ihe one at Intervals, de- I tending upon the nature of the grade* an.l the current rsrrled along ihe main feed wire* has a ore-sure of gboul ,r 11 volts The work „f construction. which w begun In IW. ha* reached a |„int 1u.595 feet front Ine starting point. Mis* Marie Corelli |* „ Hngular ln . stance of a write r whose works have at tained an a’m st ph- nomenal sale d.stlie •he circumstances that her earlier pro duction- were entlrelc disregarded by Ih , profess lorn I crl'lcs The 111-rare Journals of Ergland Judging hv th. anacounee. ment- th y give of y;*„ Cored* forth coming novel. The Mar ter e'hrtnlan' appear to have adopted the |* puiar view er. at anv i-cte, consider Ic unwise to re m d'r nhllvl ua cexa-t ng her literary a bleveni.nts. Marl Corelli who la sing ularly relic nf about her antecedent* wo* the adopted dnught r of the late Dr Charles Mackay. th. well-known song writer and litterateur. After her return fr m Frit.ce, where she was educated. Minnie Mackay. a* she was then known was a favorlre w:th the caller* al Mack* ay's house ln Chelsea, arid used to rter taln them hv her pianoforte playing. At that time she wrote n song, with an 11l- Inspired title. "My Swe-et Sweeting," w*M h had n vogue among h*r frl-ndi. Ml*s Core lli has a romance In h-r Ilf* . p pertains lo the period of her resld nee In Oban slid wdl, no doubt, be- given to the w rid some day. It Is known that the doeth. two y en ago. of her half-brother. Eric Mackay. was a heavy bow to the novelist. 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