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the jumping kangaroo and THE APPLE BUTTER CAT. By John Walker Harrington. ■irvrllM. I*oo. by McClure, Phillip* & " co.) W HITK RABBITS CHEESE gCRDPUE tv t Rabbit had *o many scruples that h* could not sleep. He awoke ~ , night and came over to Gray Mouse's ml pulled at tho cover*. ,rav Mouse." he whispered, ”1 have a and It keeps me awake. I am airald that It would not be right lor you ~, t n to the Min t houte to-night Just be raute there haa been a party, and there , r , *o many good things lying around atthln reach." Who tald an whins about cake?" yawn ,l oray Mouse, and he rolled over aa if I, were going to aleep again. • Gray Mouse." calk'd White Rabbit, "I thought that I ought to ask you. Do you think It would bo wrong If I went along with you and Just took a look Into tho dlir to see If that careless cook had for c itien to put away the carrots?" •rertalnly not," answered Gray Mouse, scrambling out of lad. "Even If you should mko a mistake and cat some car r vs. It would tie all right, because It wsuid leach that cook to be careful. I l.sard the mans wife tell her only the orlser day that she was the most care- Z ~~-S Gray Mouse Goes Into the Trap. I*m cook thwjr ha-1 hi**! for n wek. If I toulil find Mime cake. It would bo w*i| for m* to eat ui muon of it u* I ran. #o ** to ke*p the man'* children from mak ing themaelvee ill." 8-> Oray Mouoe and White Rabbit hur ried out from under the barn il<x#r and wnt to the cellar of the Man's house, laughing and jumping. “Whtet a pretty littto ho.•#<*-." sold Gray Mouae, for In th center of th** cellar floor was a little Wire l*ox with a funny dour. Gray Mouse and White Rabbit walked ail around it ’‘Why,’* said Gray Mouse. "it has rheer> in aide of It. Put In your (w White Hob bit. and pull out that fine suppvr for me" "No. thank you.** answered While Rab bit. "I have au h a scruple. Thai Is toasted cheea* inside of the little house, ond toasted cheeie* in what men call Welsh Rabbit. I w ill let you know. Gray Mow***. • hat I am no tuinnlhal. The door Is ot**n. Why don't you go in und (at the Cheese >ourae|f?** "You are not very obliging. White Hab- ffflpi V tJ * White Rabbit Turns Over the Trap. b • ' replied Gray lloum, "but sln<*e you "• so mean I think that I will get It my ■elf.- Ho Gray Mouse walked Into the wire bo' e *ri l tried to carry away the cheese was fastened on n Utile rod. There a click and the door of the wire house ~v* d khliul Gray Mouse with n snap. , ’ r * Mouse was in a trap which the Mnn h 4t\ oft for him. Help me out. White Rabbit!" thrlsktd <ir, ‘ Mouse. Your Jaws are larger than n - Bite a bole in the side of this house so i ran come out!" White Rabbit bad chewed carrots an.l turnip* and soft things all his life and lt "til;, set his teeth on edge when he trl l to ct a way for Oray Mouse out 'h* little wire house. J4r '*♦ B-r-r-r," came a nolee and old ' K* •*, the cat. spraiur from out be -1 r 1 a tub. White Rabbit Jumped out of ftoch ■h!" meowed Green Eyes to Gray 1 *' "Ive got a thief and I m going to Mtn.** Eyes tried as hard as he could ‘ hi* ftawa through the cag**. One ' 1 elates caught Gray Mouse in the Pv the blood come Green • r, s hr trnr very angry when be saw * H* could not reach Oray Mouse He ' * he trap with his clnwe He picked ?’f. U ,V * n<l gave It a good shaking He n k l ' OVer hia head and threw It down floor as hard as he could. The * i I r . f Vfr and over and at last rest* r h,#ul m * J '* # up. That ma le the door I , 1 t b#en closed all this time, f ill I* * When Gmv Mouse saw that the **' tt jj he had to do waa to f> ‘t 1 out of the trap. He •eiittled 1* hat r *M* r ■ ■ fast ** be could and *• Ml/*** lOP ° f **** *tps he met White •!'. "r warm flown there." said . aa ho saw Oray Mouaa, • w . ~ > u know that my fur 1* ao thick 1 ■ let tc| like staying 'town the-* , f>r, .-* r It was very bright of you ®f that trap.” "tilte Rabbit and Oray Mow*.' , h k * w, > r th* lni laughing anfl tr .t, . * 10 Ik-meelve* They went hack he h-,1 nlaht. * aald While Rabbit, "*ou go Into the trap. Gray Mouse, and I will ptetend that I om the cat.” Gray Mouse went Into (he trap and helped himself to tha cheese, and chm ir.a deor snapp’d he only laughed. Then White Rabbit turned the cage over and the doer fell back and Oray Mouse crawl ed out again. That U very fine," said White Rabbit. If It hgd not been for my cheese scruple It would never have happened If I had put my paw In there I could not have reached the cheese, and besides that, you would not have had nearly eo much fun." Gray Mouse and White Rabbit went every night and got all the cheese In that trap and In all the traps arou..d tho house. Gray Mouse took home so much cl.e.se that he did not know what to do with It. and White Rabbit feasted on car rots. They paid no attention to Green Eves at all. Whenever the cat came after Gray Mouse that saucy animal would get himself caught In a trap and lough at the cat. Gray Mouse and White Rabbit grew Idgger and stronger every day. and they could run so fast that the cat could never calch them. GIBBY. THE EEL lly 8 R. Crockett. (Copyright, 1900. by 8. R. Cro kett.) Naturalists have often remarked how Ut ile resemblance there la between the young of certain animals and the adttt young This tottering quadrangular ar iaiig<ment of chewed string remotely ant In idcquairly connecicd at the upper cor ners Is certainly the young of the her a. lint It does not even remotely sugKest tho war horse snlffin# up the battle fiom af ir This lltile yellow ball of text hers with lie steel-ldue mask srt tKiicath Its ball-open eye.lds Is mull unlike to tiie magnlflcent • agio wnKh (In book t stares unb in.ed In to the very eyes of the noonday aan. In like manner the young of the learned professions are by no means like the full fledged experts of Ihe mysteries. If In such cases the child la the father of the men the percentage is by no means ap parent. To h*>w many medical students would you willingly entrust the application of ( ( Oreeneye# Gate the Trap. sticking piaster to a cut Anger or the care of a half-guinea umbrella’ What surgeon would you not. In an emergency, trust with all you hold dear? You may have preference and even prejudices, hut aa a whole, the repute of the profession Is above cavil. There I*, perhaps, more continuity about the legal profession, but even there It I* a notable fact that the older and more successful a lawyer la the more modest you And hfm. nnd tho more diffident of his infallihllty. Indeed, several of the most eminent Judges are In this matter quite as oilwr mn. Rut of oil others, the dtvlnty rtudent Is perhaps the most misunderstood. He Is misrepresented by those who ought to ki on- him best. Nay. be misrepresents I. msclf. and when he doffs tweed* and lakes tn collar* which fas'en behind and a clerical coal, he Is apt to disown hi* ,a*t self, and often succeed* In persuad ing himself that as he I* now diligent, se date. zealous of good works, so was he ever. Only sometime*, when he ha* got his Bunduy sermon* off hi* mind, and two or three of the rloth sre gathered together will he venture to lift the veil and chew the cud of ancient Jest and prank not wholly sanctlfled Now. ther* ought to b# room In * f*.- tery which contains so many ministers for one or two students of divinity, fslth fullv portrayed. And of these the Arst Is Mr. Gilbert Denholm, master of arta. acholar In the ology to hit elnaa-fallowa more colloquial ly nnd generally known aa "Glbby. lb- Eel." At eolleg* we all loved Gilbert He was a merry-hearted youth, and Ms mere presence was enough to make glad the countenance of bis frlnd- Hto a minister m to* Wait, with a Una faml- THE MORNING NEWS: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 21. 1900. ty to bring up. upon a stipend of surpris ing tenuity So It behooved Gilbert to keep himself at college by means of scholarships and prlvato tuition. His pu pils had a lively time. But his only fault obvious to the world wis u certain light-headed but wtneome gayety and a tendency to Jokes of Un practical kind I usrd often to restrain hla ardor by telling him that It be did not behave himself and walk more seemly he would get hla bursary taken from him by the senatus. This would recall Gilbert to himself w hen almost anything else had failed. Tart of Gilbert s persnnsi equipment was a little slimness of figure which gain ed hint the name of "Glbby the Eel," and which enabled him to practice many amusing pranks In the class-room He would have made an exceptionally line burglar, for few holes were too small and ro window too secure for Gilbert to make Vs exits and entrances by. Without going eo far as to say that he could wriggle Mmtrlf through an ordinary keyhole. I w 111 say that If anybody ever could it was OHbgrt Denholm. One of the moat ordinary of his habits wts that of wandering here and there throghoui the class-room during the hour of lecture, presuming upon the profess or's purblindness or lack of attention You would he sitting calmly writing a letter, drawing caricatures In your note-book or otherwise Improving your mind with a laudable Imitation of attention, when sud denly out of the black and dusty depths about your feet would arise the anpart t.cn of Glbby, the Eel. lie would nod. casually, inquire how you found yourself this morning, and Inform you that he cn!y dropped In on hla way up to bench IT. to see IMlhaldle. who owed him a shilling. "Well, so long!" He would nod again pleasantly, and sink Into the unknown abyss beneath the benches as noiselessly and aa unobtrusively as a smile fades from a face. Sometimes, however, when In wanton mood, his progress Halhaldle-wards could be guessed im by Ihe chain of "Oucha" and • Oa" Which Indicated his subterran ean career. The suddenness with which (illliert could awaken a lively Interest In a somnolent or Indtferent student by means of a long brass pin In the calf of the leg had to be felt to be appreciated Thereupon ensued the sound of vigorous kicking, hut generally by the time the Injured got the range of his unseen foe. Gilbert could be observed seated two or three forms above, Intently studying a Greek testament wrong side up. and look ing the picture of meek Innocence. In no clssa could Gilbert uee ao much freedom In errancy a* In that of old Prof Galbraith every afternoon. This fine old gentleman undertook to direct our atudlea In New Testament exegtsla. and. Incident ally. afforded his students an hour of un disturbed repose after the labors of the day. __ No one who ever studied under fHmon Galbraith will forget that gentle dron ing voice overhead, thal ful'-orbed, moon like < outitensnee. over whl h 'wo smaller moons of beamy *pec;aolcs seemed to be In perpetual ttandl. oral In especial that blessed word. "Hermaneutle*," of which (It Is said) there was onee one atudent who could remember the meaning. He died young, regretted by all who knew him. Dreamily Ihe word came to you. sooth ing end grateful as mother's lullaby, re current aa the- wash of a quiet sea upon a bearh of softest sand ••Gentlemen. 1 will now proceed to call your attention—to the study of Hermsn eutlc— Hermaneut— Gegenbauer has affirm ed—hut In my oprenlon, gentlemen—Her meaneuttrs!" (Her* you passed from th* subconscious stale Into Nirvana.) And so on and on until th* collage be I clanged In the quadrangle, and It was time to (Ue out for a wash and brush-up before dinner In th* hall. Cpon on* afternoon every ek Prof Galbraith r*d with his student* In the "Greek Original." He prescribed half a dozen chapter* of "Romans" of "He brews." and ezpeced u* to prepare them carefully I verily be!l*v* that he thought w* did. Tbl* snows what a sanguln* sad amiable old gent!#man h© wag. Hla beamy spectacles belied him not. The f*et was that we numbl#*! through our portions by tfi * light of nature, aided ocntder*b'y by a c'a** copy of an Inge nious work known by the name of on© 'H.K#ter.“ in which evt rv Greek war. I had the EnglDh equivalent marked In plain figure* underneath. nn*l tU th** verbs ful’y imreetl at the foot of th* page The up# of this was not considered wicked, because, like the early Christian*. In Ibof Galbraiths cla** we had all thin** com mon. It was our on** point of re*mblance to the primitive church. One day the do tor. peering over hi** fo'to. discerned the meek face and beam ing #m!le of Gilbert the Eel In the center of bench 1 immediately beneath him. “Ah. Mr. Denholm, will you rend for u* ihi* morning—beginning at tho ?sth verse—of tha chaper under considers* lion***' And he subsided expectantly Into hi* ’.e - ture. Up rose Gilbert. tUmllr.g wildly with one hand for the il.s* “Itngster** u be pa>*ed to him. and moo it time a ri-pina at tha first text ha could s o bout bint H> tha time he had r id the Greek *f half dosrn ver ■ * th 1 hariuf* •( tin- trouble was overpast. hoi l In hi!* hand* tne key of knowledge and translated an*) parked *ikt* a Cunningham Follow —or any other fellow. “Valry well. Mr Dtttholm—valry well. Indr* 1. You may s;t down while I eg* pound th© passau*' •’* Whereupon Glbby th© !•>! ungratefullv pitched tha faithful *'Haa*’er on tha ben-h an*l dh* appear©'l under the sear on • visit to Nicholson M Feat, who eat In tha mitldla of tho clasnioom. For flva mlnutea—W—ls, the gentle votes droned on. the word “Hermaneu tle*’’ discharging Itself at intcrv.ii* llk* tha pteaping gurgle of an intermlticnt spring Then the professor returned sud denly to his Greek Testament ‘Mr. Denholm, you eonwructed valry well iuet rime. He good enough Ju t to tontinue at tha pi.i *• y**u bit off. Mr Denholm* where Is Mkfter— Mis-tcl* Den holm?" And tvhe moonlik© count* nance ro** from it* eclipse )>ehind six volumes of Owen (folio ollflon). whitle the two small er moons in p©rininent trane.t directed them*elveo ujon the vacant place in ben h 1 from which Glbby the Kcl had translate*! so gllhly with tha efficient aid of "Bagster." “Mister-Mist—er Denholm—?" Tha proft.sor knew th.it he was ab sent-minded, but (if th© expression, be allowable.) ha could have sworn— “l am her© elr!*' Glbby the J£il, little shime-faced. wan standing jdumh In tha mikii© of the classroom. In th© place where he had been endeavoring to persuade Nick M Feat to lend him hts dri'*** , iuthes “to co to a con ver.a*lone"—which request N1 k cruelly persisted m refu qg. alleging flrjt That he wanted them hlm©*!f .| *©*> ondiy that tha Eel desired to go to no “conversazione" hut contrartwU** to take a certain Madge Robertson to the thea ter. At this moment the faithful voice of th© professor broke lb upon them as th* y were Just rising to th© hlght of their great argument. "Mlater—Dn-holm, will you go or where you left off?" “Glbby rose, signaling wTidty for "Bagster" and endeavoring t > I ok •. !f ha had been a plant of grac© root! 1 a kI grounded on tha spot. Prof. Denholm gazed fit GlbbyNn situ, then nt the pin • formerly occupied by him. tried t > orient the matter In h s head, gavo it up. and bade the translation proceed. But “Bagster" came not an*l Gilbert did not distinguish himself this time Indeed fur from it. “Will you parse the first verb. Mr. Den holm—no. not that word! That ha* usual* ily been consider**) n substantive. Mr. I Dnholm—the negt word. ah. yi\V' “Th© first norist, nr||\i' o' ( onfo ind ! you fellow, where's that IJ*gs4**r? I call i it dashe*| mean) yes. air. It Is connect 1 ' with the former clausa by the parti I (have you not found that b ok ye . you j beast*?)" j The parenthetical quotation*. It l hard* ,ly necewsrr to say, w* re ipok* n in an undertone, and wtra not an letergratc ixirt of Gihhy's text ms it reached the ear of Profe* Gil hr • ith “Ah. that w.ll do, Mr. Denholm not no well—not quite so well, sir—yet (kindly) not so very 111. either." And Gilbert ,-o4 flown to resume the dis cussion of the dress clothes. By this time, of course, ho considered him*lf quite s*f from further molestation. The professor had never been known to call up a man thrice In one day 8o finding Nick M * Feat obdurate in th© matter of the tires* suit. Gilbert announced hi* Intention **f vlsltlrg Kenneth Kennedy, wlo. he sail pointedly, was not a selfish and unclean animal of tho kind abhorred by Jew*, but age ntleman, one who would lend dress clothes for the arklng. An I they wer* better clothes anyway and b id silk lin ings Furthermore Nick n e<| not think it. he (Mr Gi bers Denholm) would not and. mean him** If to put *>n his (Mr. M F* at‘s) dirty blacks, which had been felonious y filched from a Inst year's scarecrow that had been out all the winter. And he (Gil bert) would take Madge Rolwrtson to th theater, and w has waa more, cut Nick Mc- Feat out aa clean a* a leek At this tha latter luugh©*! scornfully. WHAT PEOPLE SAY la Not U hnt Makr. n Hi-ma dy Val. uabla. Testimonials ore good thin*, anfl we are alwaya glad to *at them, but they don't make our remedy any better. Smart s l>ysp*p-ta Tat.lets are Rood be cause they do good—her a use they cure. Testimonials simply prove that the tab let* have helped othtr people, but It's yourself you are most Interested In. and whether they will cure vou la the question It Is very easy to find out—try them. A full parke costs hut fifty cents at your flruKirtst's They are worth that If they only help you a little hit. The chance Is worth takln* at the price. We put II on that basis because you don’t know about the tablets If you knew a much about them as we do you would have complete confidence; this advertising would be unnecessary. We have seen them cure the worst cases of stoma, h trouble Cases of lon* ctendlng anfl obstinacy, rases that other medicines and even high priced doctors had failed to aubdtie. Mere are some testimonials If you rare tt read them we have thousands of thein Rev J R Hoa*. of Wymore, Nb.. write*: For six year* I have been trouhl -d with flyspepela leant fall I l>eram very much alarmed at feme symptoms of heart trouble and came lo helleve there was a sympathetic relation between the two dis eases. or rather, that the stomach trouble was the cause of the heart disturbance. I hit upon Stuart's Dyapepsla Tablet, for a remedy anfl Invested a rtol ar and a half for three hoses which last'd me three montha ar-d 1 can eat any kind of food I want and have a goes! vigorous appetite Although I am seventy-seven veer* old, I now feel perfectly well anfl wlth-wit being requested by snyone I make this state ment as a compliment to the virtues of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet*. Mrs Lydia Bartram. of Assyria. Mich . writes: I hsve suffered from stomach trouble* for ten years anfl live different doctors gave me only temporary relief A Mr E ft Page advised me to try Stuart s Dyspepsia Tablets and four bon-s did me more permanent benefit than all the doc tors' medicine# that I hsve ever taken We honestly believe that Stuart's Dya pepsta Tablets arc the best medicine ver made for the cure of ttomaeh troubles. Don't mlstsk# our meaning W don't claim them to cure anything hut dvspepel i and stomachic disorder* Just the one thing I* whsf they are ma )e for but thst on* thing Is the cause the starting point of nearly all the sickness In the world t'se Stuart's Tablets regularly Keep your stomach right, and yoa can nevar be sick. ' MUNYON’S GUARANTEE. Itroag Assertion nto Jo WhU %IO II -m-d Ira Will I • tMtiyr a fwirtstees lust Lis Oirt will rur* assrlf all ca**s of rkevo.4 ttsai In s f#w bouu; that Sis l*r!*epaU wUI ct:rs tb I'gvttlsn ao4 all storasrh tftubles; that ids Ktcasr (Xirs will cur# I*o prr e#t. ©f all trs of klde-f trntbls: tbit Ms Ca tarrh Cur* will er# catarrh o matter h w I .* niatlinf: that bit Me*l. as Vro will atr nuf sf bradarh* a • fw mloutfSi tbl - I# Cold Chra wtU tpilcklr tresh up •f flSm r>t eald avt #r> m tlirouch the en trs list **f tMD#*'.u# At n dmgfUts. jft rtnn a slsl If pm *#oii i siit*al sdsts# sirlte Morot IMt Arrb •' V It u aboolutoly (too nffirmlrg ?h it the grapes h.t 1 a faint sub •i *l rt i\or, and bade Glbby go his way. G" by went, tortuously and subterran rous|> 'lining i way to tho liighi t • i In the synagougi, whera Kenrgth Kennedy, M A . r|* ,*ed at full h tgtli •'"ii . vt ant *• it. having bent a lligh !md !ook over a stick to represent a *lio l in * ih* of the professor should turn in him direction. Glbby g tz©d rapturously on his *l, p, contemplating Mm a* once In the Latml.tn cave Diana gased iii'rHi Kn *lymlon. H* vi * proceeding to Ink his fa e preparatory to upsetting him on the il*H r. when he remembered the dress suit Ju*o in tlm * <o doi*t. “U I. >oil ,ue a most Infamous pest Can t you Vt a fellow a!.no? What do y***i w >nt now?" VN hereupon with count* nar. e of trlflo bra.' ■ Glbby entered Into tlio qvie>tlon of the drs* suit with subtlety an*l tact. There never w s so good a *haj as Ken '"•>’ never one so generous lie <Q. D) *' do a* much for him again and he U Mild bring it back the next day4re*s©d h> a tailor. Avettnedy uas n*>t so enthusiastic. There ' V t.il Hna of view In matters of this kind Kenneh Kcnmdy did not cf *ur>* care a dump about Malge Hot er on but h had th* interests of his silk-hind dreas-ncat at hr art. That's all \• ry will K I." he said, raising hints* If rc'tictantly to the per p. ndicular, “but u know a. well a* I do that the last tlm** 1 lent if to you • *mi let ronv wax drop on th#' waistcoat, right on the pocket, ai.d I hive never been able to get it out sinew—" Huddenly the pair became conscious that the gentle hum < * • , vg tlral divinity from the rostrum had • ca*d. The word “mr mom utlca * no I ng r soothed their con v rs* at Intervals of five minute* like the lookout a 'Ah’s well" on a ship at XJ. Ah, Mix-tor Den-holm }v-rhaps you have re*.ivcied youtsclf by this time lie good enough to (>ntinue whore you lefi oh- Mix-tor I) n-holm—wucre in the world Is Mr. Denholm?" Th© ape* tacles wera hardly beaming n-w. A urtoln shrewd stixpidon mixed with th*- u n*i In their xpresston as Dr Gllbrulth i .z 1 from the K*d‘s position o (. : in two, an I hack again to l 11x• : on This eliminat'd when he ... hiiu ly tilM /virrd in | o-ltlon three, •it#? Is on the sky Una cf bench 24. ll.iw* Gilbert acquitt**l to himself on this sion It I* perhaps better not to v I w.ll di w a kindly v II *>ver th** lumentabln tragedy It is suffi lent to *ay tlwt he K ai hla ha*l completely—as c*>.nj let* ly '-veil as Mias Aludge Itoiiert ♦on * mild have wlsued And ad Tin* n*h th** llsa*trous exhlhl tl n the profe#.** r i*l nc t withdraw hi* -;*e ir m the wri t ht*l Kal, but ••* and to rebuke Mm. a* it te#*iu©d, fur the astml i a ture of his body. No better proof can be adduced that he I>l hid i * me temporarily deranged than th* ta t (bat now. wh<fi it was ot ' lou that th‘ Jong latent suplelofls of the Gnt| ‘ liiirnaneul was at lasi arous • I. lie refused to abide Hi his breaches, out, ** oralng all ♦•iitr<*aty and even (lie uti* ondltlon* -! j*romli*a of th© dress-suit, |.i •**•..<l to crawl down the gallery U|* in ord* r to r*gain rosltlon No. 1 ill the froi -..it tinier me professors now- Q.i* m Deus lertkre vult, priu* d©mei* tIM. M* anwhlle th* class, at first raised to lute of ©- tgtic enjoyment by (he fCel's ml-fortun* i. then growing lilt la ani- I mis I* si lie should go too far. was again subsiding to Its warned peaceful hum like that of one cast and weil-cor.tcntcd Mu* bottle. fluddenly we became nwar* that the prof* -sor w.a on his feat In tha midst of stern and awful silence. “My eye has fallen.** he began solemnly, "on what Id *1 not expect so e©—l hope the gentleman will remember where ha Is—and who I nm." During the pronouncement of this nllo itlon. The professional arm was contend ed. and a finger, steady as the finger of Fate, pointed directly at the unhappy Glbby. who, prone In the dust, appeared to !*• meditating a d’seourse on tha text “I am # worm and no man!" Ills he.nl was almost on the level of th* floor and h * limbs extended far up the gailcry stairs To say that his face was fiery red gives hut a faint Idea of * color, while a black streak upon his nose proved that the char women of the college were not ft whit more diligent than the students (hereof. What hnp|*nrd nftor thM l* a kind of mas*. I auppot* that Olhby rgaln*fl a n*;t and that th* tectur* pro '’pfdwl after a faahlon. Rut I do noi know for <**rtain Rutpin of unholy mirth forc 'd thdr way through th* !>*•• linen hand kerchief* rolled hard and u**d aa gaira. Hut there wn n feeling among many that though douhtlena th*r* wan humr in the cate, the I*>l had iron* a little too far, and If Prof. Onlhratfh were gen uinely nngtred he might bring the matter iafore th#* een 1 1 up with the repult lhat Gilbert might not only lop* hia bursary, but le pent down aa well u> hia father’* ■arrow and hia own loar. Bo when the clap waa at lae4 over half a dogen of up gathered round Glbbey and represented to him that he muPt go at once to th* retiring room and auk the profeppor'a pardon. At flrpt and for long the Bel wap re calcitrant He would not go. What waa ho to Pay? We tnptructed him \V* u*#l argument, appeal. ;iersua*lon We threat ened iorture. Finally yielding t*> then* heovier battalion* (on the p|d" of which Providence Ip said to fight) Ofhby waa lad to the door with a captor at each We knocked He entered. The d<nr wr phut behind him hut ro* wh >lly Half a doaevi ear* lined the crack at tntervalp. like llmpelp clinging to a prro.'h rtr*k !n a tidal rock We could not he#r fha BeVa wordr Only a vagii* murmur reached us, and T doubt If much mora renrbed Prof. Galbraith. Th* K*l Hop ped and there waa a paua* We tear el Its 111 omen. Pcmm Fei. the old min’* to re port him'" we whispered to each othar And thin we htard the words of the Angelical Bchohapt * Bhake h inds Mr Denholm. If, ap ve pay. ihle liaa Iteen a leason to you. It ha* no lesa a to me. I,et up brh endeavor to profit by It unto greattr dili gence and pe#*mllnep In our walk and con versation. We will pay no more about It, If you plcaPt. -Mr. Denholm." • ••••••• We cheered him op he wen# out till he waved a kindly and tolerant hand at us. and there was more than a gleam of hu mor In the kindly p*ctaci** ap If the gentle Hermanut waa neither ro bl nd nor yei *® dull in the uptnk* as wa hod been aceuatom#*d to think him. Ap for the Eel he became a man from thwt day. and to a limited extent at leapt p-tf away chlldtab th'naa—thcuf h hia hmrt will remain ever y ung and frosh. Ilia atoty another rt ory. and. f r A a thla little study goe*. It la enough t> my lhat when at laM the agwl pro'eaa r of Herman*utlca paed to the region where all things ara flnaily *plicated. It was Gilbert Denholm who got up th* me morial to his memory, which w.* sub scribed to by every student without e ceptlon he ha I ever had And it w a is who wro*e Dr Galbrslth's •pttaph, of which tha last lira tuna “Gentle, a peac< maker, a love of gool and of God." OtCRKAA • III:F. BATHS. Fatherland Pressing England ttaril In Wnlter nf (irm-rnl Tubbing. Germany Is passing through what may be called a great “bath cycle." For a century, more or less, tha Englishman has been regarded as the wor d's foremost bather, but lha German wl I mkd cis lenge him in this regard, as he hn* In ihe building of ship* and in a hundred and one other pursuits. And so the free hath Is i ow a great and growing German Institution. Of course, tha government Is si Ihe bottom of th#* movement, as !< in at the ho’t >m of almost everything s’*e in the fatherland. It probably began *n or perhaps twenty years *ig*. coming to the notka of soma under secretary of a sub lire tor of a board o# henlin Thix under secretary, b* Inga man of observa tion. thought that lha G* inans would be a tetter people If they t*th*d more, so he proposed a iiee hath erhvine to his chief Tho idea wound It* wav upward, accu mulating red sen!* and do* urn ntary em phasis until ii leached some man In au thority who had never heard of Ihe tin der-secretary of liie sub-director, but who believed in water. The next day the *uv eminent declared: "Let there be Inilhs in Geimany," and thers were l aths. At Fh*mn!t* I visited one of the © new fre* hath*. ChernnMx Is a large manufac turing city, making Immense iuantit ©s of hosiery and knit goo!* as we.l at lion and sice) machinery It ha* <i large w rk ing papulation, of that cla> whl* h knows no enjoyment hut he* r and sho dlng fests. and which works long hours for small pay, live in crowded homes, cat* rye bread and lelleves In socialism It is a splendid p’s* a for a fte© bath, and lha baih in question Is excellently adapted to Is pur po. ** Ii is built by Ihe municipality, lha work being thoroughly done, aid (he man ag*m*.nt. Ilka everything German, being in* Ihodlcsl, orvleriy and cleanly to u de gree The lialh-housc is In a square one story brick hur.dlng, rather neat archil# t uraliy. situated in a city squsr* with n easy reach of all the factorba I visit'd It on chilly Haturday afternoon in spring, and I found lha wilting lobh'e* literally packed with workmen Most of them had come directly from the shops. bla*k with grime and gieare. Neatly all had l rought a n©wimp r roll * ontainlng - lean shirts or other ' Sunday" wear, al though many were without any change of c!ofh!ng A few girl* and women weta walling their turn In a separate room. In Germany nothing Is ever given away, and 1 wan quite prepared to hear that It cost IS pfennigs (about 2’* cents) to us© the “free* bath This fee. howevsr. was Intend* and. not no much as a rliarga as a sort of governor for the machinery I presented my ten pfennig piece and re reived a large, clean towel and a bit of fragrant yellow noap, together with a slip of paper bearing a number Then I nterrd the wnblr.g corridor and took ny place on a long bench With tha workman The wall* were of marble, the doors of the baths war© jellow %arn th* and wood and everything about the pi ice was as neat and clean an a New England kitchen. Thera were fourteen separate bath rooms, as I retmml>©r. on the men's Md'* an 1 two on the women’s side. A boy with t% slat© kept an account of •'g < ’h both room Every man was allowed twenty minutes inside Just before hi* time was up the boy rapped sharply on the door, md when ha came out the towsls were removed and the loy called the number 4>r the n#at man There wan no fowling I vV* compelled to wait a long time be fore r- aching my turn, and I had an op |M*rtunlty to observe my neighbors. They were a.l heavy working men of tin* stolid German type n*t unfamiliar In this coun try Their w*.rk clothing was much poor er than that of the American workman They sat looking before tliem and saying almost nothing, not avail evincing much interact when their numbers wera called I thought of a crowd of American work men I had ones seen under similar cir cumstances and how they had Joked one an ther and laughed, and discussed all sorts of quest tons. Horn© of then© German workmen waited an hour or more for their turns but not on* of th*in had any thing to read and no attempt hod been mad© to supply the waiting room with pa P*rn or reading matter of any description Itut they seemed to enjoy th© hath*, and tne change when they came out wan moM marked They looked like new men, and they evidently felt as they looked. At last my number was called. I en ter#*! a very small square room, having a bench af one able and hooka for cWhtotf , |ho other. Opening from this wa* still smaller aicova built solidly of mar ble. with a grated floor It was Inviting ly clean. Tnere w**re hoi and <ld araler faucets which regulated the fall of wa ter from tha ahower above, and on© wa* able to get a most pleasant and satisfac tory bath I learned afterward that the towel and wap fee, small as It wan. nearly paid the operating expense* of tha hath, which waa beromtng weekly more popular rectain ly there never wan a more rtvtltglng In fluence In auch a town than a bath of this kind Right In this connexion Germany h* another m*nt admirable institution, the railway station wash room, which, of rourve. Is a governmental affair. Many of th© stations are provided with little pri vate room* having toilet arrangements. FOR MANY YEARS rhselelaaa Have Bees Set-kin* a He* liable File Cara. For year* physicians have ezperlmrnte I In vain, seeking a remedy which would effectually cur* pile* and similar re> tal trouble* without resorting to aurglcal operations. Many salves, ointments and other rem edies were found to give only temper>iy relief hut none could be depended upon to make a lasting, satisfactory cure Within the past few years however a remedy called the Prysmtd Rile Cure, has been repeatedly tested In hundiedv of cases and with highly satisfactory re sult*. Th* Arst effect of this remedy Is to In stantly remove the pain and Irritation •.ml from lhat time on the cure ra:>ld>v progresses and before th* patient Is hard ly aware of It he Is entirely cured The Rryumld Rile Cur# seems to a t dtrarlty upon the nerves and b'ood vas sals of Ihe parts affected at It eomc* In to direct contact with them and seta i p a healthy action which In a p- rfeotly nat ural way reduces the swelling and In flammation. The Pryamld Pll* Cure performs lha cure without pain or Inconvenience lo th sufferer and I* Justly considered or* of the most meritorious discoveries of mod ern medicine. Rile* Is a most annoying and often time* dangerous disease with which hu manity Is Afflicted. If neglected It fre quently develops Into fistula or some fa tal or Incurable rectal trouble, whereas by the timely use of this simple but ef fe-tive remedy no one need suffer a Sin gle day from any form of pitas. Th* Pyramid Pll* Cure Is perfect'y harmless, contains no mineral poison, opiate or dangerous drug of any kind. It la In auppoettory from composad of emollient oils and aatrtnganla. and I* ap plied at night and absorbed Into the parts affected during sleep. Druggists everywhere eel! full *ls*d treatments of the Pryamld Pile Cu-s at to cent p*r package. Th# uniform success ef the r-mr.tv has made It the roost popular and best known of any form of treatment for piles. PALATABLE, PURCHASABLE 8 mi 111 ill!. A. Magnus Cincinnati, O. — , s plenty of ,oxp n<l wator. Hrt—h and tomb, wliti plrnty of i,im for mak ing rhanf>' f clothing. If il<*lrcd Th-a air ntlit iled by a ncady unlforml *o m-in, ami r— ,ilw>a rlmn Th*y may h— n*-d for n f.p of aor iifrnnl*- (or I a ion* Jovrnaf ihy m m’ Nl ai . rpiabl.. oonvrnivm and of a privacy unaitnlnablo In an Am#rl’-an ".■'A room." It- 8 P —— -—i ii is mm ro #Sr m r?ji f J ffßm * - J 'S KNIOHTS PHARMACY, Cor. Oflethorpe Ave. anti Drayton St Will sell you Smith’s Chill and Fever Tonic, and if it does not cure they will gladly rcfvnd the amount you paid for it. Look for the Red Triangle on each package. What a Prominent Orooor Sayo; ofb.-e of J H. Shrnron.- a- Pro.. No. M 0 William Hirwt. Savannah. Oa. Savannah. Oa.. Oct 11. 1900. Columbia (in., Cos.. Savannah. Oa.: Urnllrmn- I am ala.l to Inf. rtn you that after month, of auff.rlnK with chill# nn-l fcvr. havln# trltd many ao-ra!l*d chi.l ami tevar tonba, I w.-ia p.>ruadri| 10 try your Smith’. Chltl un<l Favar Tonic, ami ana aln#l hottlo of your (onto cnrcl mo. I r<—l it my Auty to Inform you of tha wonderful cur— mad* on me and. ihmuati von. all I Ik—, aufforlna with chllla and f.vrr No i.m.dy war tried haa dona m. any ynod except your Smllh’a Tonic- Jlrapectfullv your*, J II BIIKAIiOUSE. LOADED AND EMPTY SHELLS. AnriUNITION. CANVAS HUNTING GOODS. GUNS, RIFLES AND REVOLVERS. EDWARD LOVELL’S SONS, 11A Broughton A*reel. West. BRENNAN BROS. WBOLESALB Tmit, Produce, Grain, Etc. aa BAY STREET. WaeL l.talbee* a**. PzmmmJu* ■y lL*VArr. * l4lw. Mk imghf •* mciirviicir* BNOllll ki ll •! k** !•* *-V ••> H<s#rtb* liikrßoalfcrr H#fWM -O " 1 Umnavrou* mtkmmm mm 4 Imlu> ] ~~ flr ua. fof f* i''“••, ••* 4# tat W Jr IIMIH *> PrtklM4 TMMMMHI 1 B M 4 *• lutwr ** I M UMr. 9 r*. A 'IT tr* SMI. !_•.*?♦ V Ht ?Jl au . ygy - r alt !<rq)i' UI-kratrr UmM f, I u* *• HI t;LI. Sra.al • Ca_ tM. bimiw. Ht Urmu* CURE YOURSELF! I’m Si| V lor unnatural ll‘ In Hunt mat i a*. rntati, a. or olcarattoai >t atMi üßtntrana, I'MutoM. nut aatria* , ent or polaonoaa. 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