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6 |®arlun(j V,n.it K >fi Hnitdlnr Mvtauali, O* MXiAV. mm I mil i -‘ft, HWO. K'g*at#red at tft# Host office n barannab l 111, MM m >. u:w , * i. •• • very day in :tae >ar. #*i Mr>el to hiibit'rlbcrs in : le cl *>. or H*nt by niiii* at TO cent? h rocntft. Hf< r *;x m nth*, aid *gao for or e > ear. IMF %0N414<. %K4%# by nvitl, lx tUn*S a writ (Without Sunday Issue), three rno .i , J fix inoi.tfta, $3U>. otie year WtiOi Till- 44 1 UK I V taro Issue# a Hek ll< ay arid Thursday) by mil , i*lie year. J O tiuhacriptiorus piyabi© In advance R<** roll by riioney order. rh* k or racist' red letter Currency sent by malt at rls* of render. j Transient advertisement#, other thin eperia. olumn. l*rai or read!ng noU* aa. #raua m*nt and cheap or anl lomn, 30 • er.t* a line I*ourt-n line* of a are typ©-equ*l to oi.a uut in depth ! b* t :*iriar I*4 rm-aMircimnt Contract ratio ar.d di*ratint* niirt* known on appiicalloii at business oflbe order# for delivery of the Mom nc News to either residence or place of biilntnf can be ma te l*y mall or by tele phone No 210. Anv Irregularity In deliv ery should be ttnmMia'dy report*! Fatter* and teiesratn© mould be ad dreeeed MURMMI OIIU I, HovAftftah. Ga i2A*T*m\ omcfS. 3 r.irk P.ow. New York city, 11. C. Fsulkn*/, M nap' 24 PACES. I. io m Aim.Riisnaii Meeting-Bav©rn#h lireech Needle Work G :ld; Haupt Lodg*. No Li. I. O. O F rtpf ?iu Nothw -TYtree Nice Honeeo For baio. V G Blaek. Notice. TZ M. FUz g*r#td jfrprfrrfcs Water; Mor ton a School for Boys; 1 ©mon*t ration >f ft redded Whole Whadt Wsoult nt Foye A Wckmeln’a. Time to HHect Plante nt John Wolfe Nuraery; ftemm'el of le*w Ofhoe. <*haa. I) Kline; Hof Stuff Stoves. ComweH to (Thipman ivn*tabl# G## Horn er* Cornwell A- Odpman; Klee trie B©lH*. etc., EUeotrlc Supply nom;ra*tyj Monahan, fhc Horehocr tnd letter; Savannah Strain Dye Works; Thanksgiving Turkey, J. J. Joyce; TnankMgivlng Goodirat Scott & Davie; Thankglvlrtg Turkey.#, M S. Gardner; Th.mksvivtogr Itockaa*. Roht Hemfer; Grand Annuel Masquerade Ball. Weat Sale Hoc uU Club, Thanksgiving Kvenlny; Steamer Horettx for Wilmington hlnnd; German Volunteers' Hall et Guard*' Hall, Nov. 27. Business Not iota—Fine OptFal Ooola. I>r M. Schwab Mr Hon ; Green* Ar Cos.; '‘Tribune RFyrl©#." ft V. CVmnerat, Sa vannah Steam Iraundry; Columbia Bicy cler. T. A. Bryeou; Iron Pipe. Fittings, etc , R. C. Clancy A Cos Auction flalee—Carpets, Parlor Beta, etc., by C, H. fkiraett. Micrlone*r; lotdl**’ Shoes, etc., by A. Wineright. auctioneer. liortlroad ft 1 *dul©—tteabnard Air Line; Plant Thanksgiving Time on Wheela—D. A. Holland To Make Room for an Rnormous H:rk of Toys, Ktc.~Foy© A KoltMeln TTe Ga* Heater- The Mutual Oas Light Company. <dard Kfjgravintr- At th* Bra Hive. Good N> for Mothers and Children— Walsh A Meyer. Hi* Valuev lu Blankets aid Comforts —At the Bee-Hive. Look at Our Specials for This Week— At Htgran's. I*r> Goode at Cut At FscJpte!n'a, 'The OofStroliera of "The Beet"—B II bevy A Bro. A Thanktgiflng Jubilee—Leopold Adler Sin*!* and Double Guia Bic.—Edward Sons. Retiring Sale G*oro W. Allen A Cos Amusesn**nts —"Ttwn Topics." With W. H. Mack, at Theater. Monday; the Great Wna Belli A Jua H. Otmy'e Vnlted Shows at Savanifcah Thanks*lvin* Day; Royal Music Hall; "The Rounders." at Theater. Nov. 2A ihibllcaGons—Norwood'* Book. The Genuine Vlcl Kid Girls* lAce and Button Bhoes—Byck Bros. For Hume ornamentation—^Thoa. W'eat A Cos To-morrow—At Gutman's jtraf—Liebig's Extract of Beef. Bhoee—At the Globe Shoe Store Hot Stuff Stove#—\Vm A H. II Lattl mo re. FI na nclal— Bile wort h Vail. New York. J W. Berry A Cos., New York, C. Van Riper. New York; F. A. Rogers A Cos.. New York. l’oeturn Food Coffee— Poetunt Cereal Cos Medical 9 S K : P. B B.; R R R : World'# rHsienf iry Preparation-. Rerun a; Mun yon's Remedies; L>dla Pink ham’a Vegetable Pills. Me El res'a Wine of Car dul; Hood's Ba "77’’ for C*dda; PertNM; Gray beard; Dr Hathaway A Cos Ctieap Column Advertisements—Help Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent. For Hide; laasf; Personal; Mlscdlaneou*. The Weather. The Indications fr Georirla to-day are for rain, and colder it night, fresh south erly winds, becoming northwesterly t night, and for Lantern Fiorina |art y cloudy weather, with local showers; wind* mostly fresh southerly, Fp to date, the Cirri lungs, and brain, and heart, and liver, und^kldne)s, and stomach are nfTeoied. OlherwlM he la getting along very well. Thla, of course, la arcording to he reports that have aj peand i* the dlspotcbea. Mark Twain Is being Uontsed by tbe New York press just now because he had the nerve to k* k ig tin t being over charged by a New York cabman and the success to secure the revoking of the cal>* man's license. The famous humorist has, indeed, rendered the public a aervlca in bringing ih# extortionate "cabby" up with a round turn. It miy be remarked, however, that there, arc ir, Xcw York ev ery day prob.fbly . thousand kicks against exorbitant c.b ch.irgt *, arxl many coroplamts uto made to the police about them that are never heard of again. In abort, one must be "somebody" In New York If amount to anything. Now. Murk Twain Is "tiomebody," hence when h# makes a kick the sycophantic press immediately prims column* about 11, and ihv oabuian loses lua Jot* x < 4111.1kLA: 04 Itl XMtU 4M/41TON. Hor J>hn O. <Mr!taf* who was Beere tary of the Trrawwry in Mr n . ablne;, in on interview published in the Evening Pott of New York, takes ib< po sition that the I* nw:railc party must r*trce Ms a?rpa, that It must . aadob the .'w d.* trlms which ilr-1 found a place In a Unxcrtllc (datform at Chi cago in lia6. before it <'cin l p* to get co; iml of :he governm* t Al l n* ; ys that. In hir opinion, 'it depends who.ly o.q the Bouih whether th* I democratic • • tflnnal fioileira" He poirf out that Ihe interest* <#f the South ate with the great • ttnmeu ,ut aisle*—state# which, at Ihe Ust eje t.*i f\ •• <.r elev (oral vote to the Ikpubili.in i<irt\ and not with ihe threw or four mir ng >*tra in the Far West w which the South has allied herself of th K 6 1* 'toral votes *art for Mr Bf\an. .ill were furnished by the o.ith * \ pt • *• * f Idaho, Nevada, Col orado Mb-1 Montana. If I' the ofiinUm of Mr r*arliwl* that tb* Souti. wii find herself aleiiie in sup -* tti i * Demo ratic partv. w ith the •*x*-f*tn>n f the four states, for a long Dm** to unless the new do- trines . epted by that party at ChL ago and u Jhered lo ever since ere aiin- Judgimr from the wav ir> which the ro • 'lit of th* Presidential Her Hon waa re < olve-d to th# South It vould reg require h great effort to get the Democrats of Ihe South to agree that th* silver Issue Is a dried one and that there **r* Home other thinge In the lat Demev-railc l*e lar.itlon of prlr.< ip • v that might Joat as veil as not b* left out of the next na tional fdatbarm. Aa far u we are a'de to hc*e th# Southern Democraoy Is iw>t standing .art for anything which the I>#ra o.ikata of the North mou!d like to aban don. As t\ matter of fact the Booth haw not undertaken to lead th# Democratle party *!rra Ihe civil war *Sh# has followed rather than lad. The platform# of 1 •.% and 1900 were not made with the view of holding the Southern Mates. Thore waa never any'doubt a# to how they would vote. They were made lu win states In the North. 1* it Mr. Carlfples opinion that the South ought to dßtAte a platform for win ning the Northern Mates? la th- South lorfier qualltb-d to say *Ut wbl win in the North than th© Northern Democrats are ? lie e##m to fhlak a Tlm> gi at majority of th# electoral votra •re in dfA North. Would the Democrats of the North consent to liava th# South dk fate the party's declaration of princi ples ? It is doubtful If they would. That be ing tne <ase. It se.-ms to u# that the re organisation movement, If reorrai Izatfon there la to be. shoti’d be started 1n the North. If the Northern Democrats are not now satisfied that they cannot win on ih new doctrines they pu hed so the front in the* i am pa lg n# of 14kt> and 19UQ, it la hardly predill> that the* I*, morrals of the South would make any headway In a reorganisa tion movement. The Northern D. nio'rats fral ton confident of th* South'# electoral vote# to yield anything to Southern Dem ocrat#. The only wi\ the Southern Dem ocrats c ould bring Democrat* of the North to term.-, mnild be to threaten lo break away from the* |rty, and they arc not i kely to fn.eke a lhi eat of tliat kiud, be • au#* by wrukdilng the racy in© Republican party woud b© stronger than ever the Republican p.ntv which threat- the South with the negro domination. PH A: At HER* %NII *1 M>4Y *%!*. The Methodist Confe-renre of Virginia has atiohahvd Sunday street ir# and rail way trains; Unit Is, in so far as it.) min isters are concerned, in session at Nor folk last week the • onferenc* declared by (•solution that th* presiding cider# and prracher# under it# jurisdiction must not ride to th*ir place# of worship or go about the-lr pHStoral duties on Sunday abeuird street cars or railroad trains. The elders and preachers, however, will le |*ermttted to travel horrabark This action on the part of the Conference was taken on the recommendation of the Sal Imth day ob aarvanec • omml'tte, which decksred that the practice of violutlng the Siti bath was entirely ick> common. The minister# of th* church, th* committee sakl. should teach by precept un.l example a more whole some e>b**rvaiK-e of the day. Th* purpose- nltnel at by the Oonven lion Is aliove crltlobm To ke**p the lord's day holy Is the duty of every Christian; to assist In making the* day one of rest and praver and praise* nhouid bo th>- | *.- i re as it i# the duty of every minister of the gospel. But will tho prohibitbo of Sunday cars placed ti|xm the Methodist pr richer# of Virginia by th* Conference have any appreciable effect uj*m the opci atlon of tliow oars? Will It cause th* revenue# of the our companies to he de | or M‘d in u pioportloti that will he no [ tired? It 1# nafe to niv that It will not Feople will continue to ride in the cars, ! to religious ervice# isnl elsewhere, the am© .• before; nd they will enter the sanctuaries and ilft up their hearts t*l voices lo God with a# clear conscience* ,i if tlwy had not ridden In street tar.-* on a Sunday. )< seem# to u that the Virginia Con fcretie# has pro|M>s-ed To hark back a hun dred years; to foiget that w* r* living in tlie ov* of the Twentjeth century, in an age of marvelous advancement and I convenience!. A bun ired years ago a • horra's tthek. with u pair of saddlebags .dung across the ' critter'*" withers, wn aboutf the only means of i'onv-vaiic.u available to die preacher; and with chat rnle of traveling, the preacher* mule i wotuV-rful progress in their church work Hut that didn't sanctify the horm lan k method of transportation an l condemn all other*. The Rev Mr. Sheldon doesn’t believe In Sunday travel, except afoot He doesn't want *%’en th* horee to work to carry him to 111# ap;x)lntmcnt#. Three or four Sun day# ago he wni in New* York He had an appointment to speak in Manhattan in the morning and the afternoon, and lu Brooklyn at night lit tho aggregate twelve or mor* miles would h ve to be traveled. Mad h* taken a car, or h cab. Mr. Sheldon could have arrived at the several place# of meeting in ample tint rfid wMI little fatigue. But he Insisted \ pon walking The consequence was that he kept one of hi# congicg.itions wtilting in imjMthnee for an hour, while h* him elf was utterly worn out before he got into the pulpit. Did the incident influence anybody to give up Bunday i .ding? 1* did upt. The pvoplv merely laughed m\ Ur THE MORNING NEWS; SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1000. rtverend gentleinsn. regarding him as - mc'hl*4f In tbs nature of a freak The Hunday street ear la not. p*r #e. a el kd tTMtitution. It I# a good otif It enables* many t*r#on# to get out te torch who would otherwise la deprived i t the pleasure an l Iffieftt of religion* -•‘Tv Fes. It Is an Matftutlon of modern I r#rresa and conv*-nieti-•#. Tt exists be litre th*r is * |egiitrvf*• .nd reasonable (i> mand for M. Instead of < ondemntng th# Hunday street rar. It would seem to lie mors effective to encourage tns ues of It. It nul.Mfle# ll*s ex use that the weather I# too hot, or iso damp, or the distance I* t'o far, to go out to church. It pi#> #* the hotai** of worship w thin a few min ute# of the door of every dweller in the city Instead of decrying anl tabooing modern appliance* an-l condition#, <he preachers ugh< to try t# get itlo closer touch w'th them, so that they might turn those appliances and condition# to th# ad vancement of their Master’ work. ••song-MoY?” The New York Hun has Its habitat in lurk Row. in the midst of the maddest of the* marbling crowd, wlieno# the se questered v d* of Ilf* can !*•' viewwl only by the mind** eye. by sneer fore# of lin oglnstKXi. From that oign of vantage th* Hun never, never sera any dntmsitle animal rave the dejected rnb horse of !*rrn#n<# tii* pampered pug shivering damt'B' by id# mlairrr-* aide, cr the po litical beiitg driven by the loes to do his tvrn. Nerertlieleoi# the Hun e - ssva to #)ter into a serious dHruaakm of th* etymology of the mlwist and buooitc word. "Hoob-boyV as It la heard on the farms In aariy morn and dewy eve, to tb music of tinkling cow b#U# and %hrap. Could th*r* b* more egoitsiu? Here Is this de fender of trusts. Imperialism, militarism, the money power. and all that oomtner otaliam stands for; lids dweller In the temple of Mommna and nast-do#r neigh \<tr to ths o-'topux. actually att*in|rtlng to elucidate ths language of the forests and glens and the new-ground fie Ida t It would he bad enough if the Hun were rrue to th# suburban vocabulary, and wrote th* word "soob boy," or #t least "aub-beqr;" but It expo*## Its urban Ig norance by writing It down "at* boy" and "stubboy." Now, *4 course, nobody who waa ever out ftf slglrt <f Printing Hou-s Hquare nnd cc.it of :>>uial of tli# Broad way car# evar hrard either of those bar barous Ktiaiiuit lowr'iirtlrwa# of tha true, smooth met ■ettftfWM asnrd Pcsild even th* editor of the Hun say "st'boy!" to a dog a quarter of a mils away so th*t the dog would hear It? The last syllable m ght |HJ#slbi* reach lh# dog. If he were particularly acute of ear, hut the hissed fir..t orn would be Rlsorl>ed by th# t -moaphAr# within twenty fe*t. On th* ottier band "soob-lwvy•" can be projected by good lung* # mile down the wind and Iwlf • mil* ag:iln#t it. There are few other rallying cries tluit have so t**i earning power. In wiregra** Georgia then* **r* hi Niters who can #enl that m*#- sftgi> to a fox hound or a 'coon dog n mile and it quarter, and the dog will know what It m* tins every time. What l* th* etymology of word? Oh. that's nil nonsense. It probable hasn’t any. It I# dog language, and means, "get th*ie quick and catch him. you measly whalpS" The question of origin 1h lost In th* larger fact that it is the only Intelligible thing that a man can say to u log when h* means for the brwe to do hi# lave! best to catch nit! bold the "varmint" that is ahead of him until the men gets th#r* It is natural Ungtiage. just aa "m-a" is th* natural first great tag of the baba to It# mother. To try to analyze and classify ’snob-boy" aa tt Is utai*reiood by the rural rltlxen and (he dog is as useless aiui futile # would be an attempt todlvfn# why on# ?*ay! "scat'" 10 a cat. "shoo!" to a hen, "aooy!" to a pig, "*#*o!" to a cow. "k(\ haw’*' to n mule, or "r* ally!" to a society person. It h all na'umi iangimge. and nothing more < aii b© made of it. 11 ctboßtt M MAM PM • purr, f It Is a question whether Mr. Conger our minister to China, is the right man lot (hat (position nt this tlm* Our gov . mmecit is doing a*l It ••#n to give China . chance to get on her feet again amt Mr. Conger 1# Insisting that the heaiTs of the prii. • and officials ixmeemed in the lioxcr mo\ ement shall be cut 4f. an J that th# heaviest kind ot likkninitles -nail le imposed upon China. <!l#arly his desire for vengranc# appear# to have got ihe iipp* r hand of hi# Judgment. According to t ie dispatches ysaterday the I'nlted State**. Bu**#ta. France and Ja pan are acting together for a modifica tion of the rantsneea nr*l a reduction of 'he livlemnlty demands, while Great Britain. Germany, Italy and Au tun r* Inaistlng that the conditions upon th© em pire #r* not nearly us sever# • #he> should be. We ha\e already out that If tie condition# should be ma le *o lairden romr that Cnina could sra hut little, if any, i of compi.wng with them th* fiances ar# :hnt she would become stub lorn and refuse to attempt to <k> any thing. The rrauit would be that war would b© dec. a red aid the empire ds ii)'mberel Th* Fnited fltates would be it gr*at loser 1f that should 1)* the out* ©mo of the ttoucles. In-cause they might be stmt oili from th© trade of a great part of China What they are seeking i# .i hone© to comiwte for the trade of th* whole of China. They want the Chinese government to Nr rc-establle.tfd and China to become prosperous, in order to aid her :ill they an. they ore keeping their Indemnity • irmaitd within limits. It **eems that the Rower# intend that China f mill not only pay link rriqltl*s. but also he expense# of the exp.ditlon* they have ?*eiit to IVkm These ex|eni*es will b# | • norm> u. I Those of the rutted State# will be very mail in comparison with tbo** of **mi of the other Bowers. i,ven if th* Ron vrs show some consklerntixn for China's . ondltion of pov rty th- debt with whl i\ i will Imi saddled, a# a result of th© Boxer outbreak, win be mor© than eh# will be able to pay in a century. The Cincinnati people are art anting w grant reeeption for th# Duke of Manch©#- ;#r. The Washington Rost says: "He will b* shown through ;he slaughter l ousea and brewt i.es. and notlung wtd Ims ;oft urxlone to nmk© him feel at home.'* * incinmm has*the reputation of oontaln ig the swelleet saloon and the finest appointed gambling Joints In the Fulled States. Manchester %v4l yrvba|rly not -uflcr Itvtu cuuuL Th* prospect for favorable action with t*p©'t ;© a twenty-*lght foot rnannet far Havsmah Is most gratifying Th# port ; ha> mad* grant strides a# a conraquenoe < of th tnqwovementa Fiat h*va alrrady bM*n motie in to# river igd tiarhor, ami xi*h tli* prop**(l ndded depth of water it i# a frr*gon# conclusion (hat fhsr* will he a stlJl furthar and great Increase in ttatjinnaiis ‘*fn*n#rra. Jt ,i smceraly to he hoped that the appropriation wifi speedily become avail#! le. and that the j wc rk wrll! go on uninterruptrd to a suc otflful conchieton. Capital* ptinDhineni was abolished In ; Comrade largely, if not entirely, by the votes of women. Tha Denver Time# says 1 the recent lytM h.ng in that state was I proof that capita! punishment should j I never have heaw abolished and should be | peediiy restored. Through a mistaken ! *ene* of humanity the women voltd | •*gainst th* deafN senteic e, leaving i>o adequate p uueiirn*-nt for the worst crlm© m the < f akotu* againei tieir own sex. Of lat* years many Thanksgiving pror !mat tons have Iwen rather freak doeu idem# than humble and ramest <'all to ftrayer and praise. Several of tha freak kind h tv* appeared this year. The Gov ernor* of Wq| Virginia, for instunc*. ha*, in i le use of hla Thanksgiving proclama tion to get himself Into the newspaper* ar n writer of poetry. MIRtOIAL —Rev Dr Gi-org* L IVrln of 80-ton has been giv**n a year * leave of ab*encs from his church in th.*t city for the pur- I r**-** of raising n OQO.ixiO fund for the ad vancement of th# Universailst Church In ! America. Mrs J I. \f-Calhim th# adopted laughter of the late John Sherman, will -#M most of th# * ffrat# i.ow in th* Sher man house at Washington Thla home almost STWkOOfc Mr# MoCftllum ha* eailed for Europe with her huslamd. Rev G. <'ampuall Morgan of Ixmdon is not coming to Northfteld, Mass., to ’sk* . barge of the church and rh# work there, a relative of tha late Dwight L Moody ##>*. but to serve a* a at aft work er under the direction of W. R M oJy and the hoard of trustees. —Miss Kat* Millar of Fredsrt kehurg, Ba. k* probably th* aMast toetory "girl" in the FnMad fffatea Hb# recently cel#- ( her etgtMy-flrst birtluluy, and for the last toraety years has \v.rkd in ih ram* H!xl)llifln'Ut. Hhe never iuuu*e# a I*v. twin* out a full quota of work .an* jwrlng with girls #isty yaars her JtuuV —Wbra the currant prvfuJao tsl tarm !<••*# m Nov. au Gen. iv.rflrlo Dlax will nave .-ontrolled the affairs of the M*xl - republic #>r m perl*d of twenty-four year*, and under hie wise, benefWent and ••nergetio rui© ive liaa sran Muxlo lira fn*m a condition of industrial, commercial n<l pHHktil pn>.trilun am) U©turhanc* i> a position whFli places it in an emi nent nt<-h*' among nation* of the wod 1 —The ITlnce at Wales, who has Mist celebrated his fifty-ninth birthday*, ha# now held hi# title the long.*>i m bl#tor\. Rm-vi *u©ly the dtailnctton re insert to Georg* IV. who wan Frtfu r of Wales for fifty-* 4 ght years. Within a month of hi# birth the Prince wii crat •<l Duke of Cornwall and Hothasay, Kad of Cat rick, B#rMt Renfrew. Luni of the lale*. Prince Of Wales and Earl of • ha - ter, whll* In IffcO he an made Earl of Dublin When he wiehe© to travel on the quiet the Rrtnce goes a# laud Rent row and sometime* as the Earl of Cheater. BRIGHT ItIT4. —The Big.imlst—Magistrate—"Are you married man?" Prisoner—"l should say I era# —I’m the hu>lamd of two women; that's why I’m here."—Ohio lit ate Jour nal. —Warfare—"lf we understand the rules of olvlllsed warfare, anything which tank** for th* goring of lh* Anglo-Haxor. ox is in vlo.atton of th*se."—Detroit Jour nal. —Pho*b*— "Ho Miriam wants to bea Red Croas nurse." Pan*lop*—"Yea; ahe hears they Intend to organise a op*- tai anibu* 4nc© corps to attend fooCwl. game*."— j Ruck A Fond (Mtlc—Wlf© of Ills Bo*om— Tjove.y. de-ir. lovely! But I think thoa# aheap look too much pk© doudw-er—toa* !—of i-ours**-iarilng—unless they are clouds."—Life. Fl#t—Botany Teacher—" What 1# th© etigina" Keturah. you may anw*r." FrlghtcntHl Uttks Girl—" The stigma is the name of the college twe-iefy my brother belongs to."—Chicago Tribune. —"One of d* gr*t hindrances In de way ' of de culiud race." said Fn ‘.e Enen. "Is •Ist dar atn' n way of hahbtn hi* kin Molin' |K>litly spoke of In d* papers a# a defalcation. '—Washington Star. Nell (excitedly)—"Here*# a telegram frojn J.iek Punter of the ’Varsity team ** Bell#—"What’s It ray?" Nell—"lt says: Nose broken Ho* do you prefer it I —Greek or Roman'** "—Philadelphia Rec ord. Mr#. Molllgon—"And shur* have Vrjt had the la by christened y R?" Mrs. Rh n ntgan—"l ©hould say so. The Hitl* f*:ier was dry In' the other day. and Pat oiiidn> > oiiidn t nuik* him stop, he went and nlajed tho hose on him."—Yonllkr# Statesman. tl RHI.U COMMENT. ! The Cnlcago Record (Dem.) says; "Con sidering the potfrt.bililie* which thus at j tend Kruger s visit to France, it is not ‘ irpn.Mug that the oilier continental Pow . re. even while they #yvti(Sithls# with the Hears, should be reluctant to receive him Th# on© # tietng who bos caused England sertous losses nd humiliation# within re- I cent years 1# about to be feted, apparent ly. by all France, not so much because cf sympathy for him as because of dis like for the English The exhibition !h not • ne wtileh any prudent and pacific power would be ilk* ly to • ountenaiuo without serious ntPKiviiigs." The 8t I/outß R *publlc (Dem) says: "Ther* Is to believe that the American peopl* will be taught a very hit ter lesson between now and UN. Th© American government Is In th© imnds of in imperial and militarist party. That P#rty is conti"llesf by a trust cast© wtih-h demand# foreign conquest for th© widen .tig of th* trust field of monopoly profit. The Preside: i will otwy he crusts The people will pay the oast. This, Irvl*©d. N the one and only privilege which th* trust# *n and t!ie party of th* trusts are i willing that tie people suould retain." Th* HpringlWld (M-iss.) Republican tlnd > says: "If China shooMhe partition i rd or dismembered by the Powers, ainl | the Fnlted Htatc# should <Serltn* or foil I to tak* Its slice, then ihe administration’* • ouree in acquiring th© Ph!lii*vines wo ild degenerate Into sheer kliocy. Ask th© < mm* rci.il Ini;eriailst# if that Is not so. For. what are the Philippines but a foot* i hold?" The Norfolk Vlpginlmn-PIloO (Dem > i say#: "80. we must continue to pay tax | on our tea. the memory* of th* 'Boston (Ten Party; 40 the contrary, noiwiih- , stAttdlng.” Vsi Popull. Aa a rartaln r*vl*w recently held aav# the l/>nd©n King a pompmw member of Parliament found himself on the outsklrta *f a huge crowd. Being enxlou# to ob tain a rod view for htmaelf ©n*) ram* loilles who a* companled Idm. and pr#- urnitig In* wa# wall kr.t.wn. !r%-fap;*i a hurty o#ok#*y who wt taking a day off. on the shoulder. i*d raid in a |#r©nqrt ory tone. "Make way there." "Who are yer poahln'?" replied the cockney. ■ • l>o you know who I am sir?" said the Indignant statesman lam a r©proserwa* live of the i-raple "Gam! TT.ut ain't nothin’." growlad the mail "We r© the bloomin' peop.e their aalvoa." His Pina 44 a Effective. A baahful young man had sat for some t me in the terminal station waiting for hi# train to b# announced, mvm tn# I'hil mb Iphfn Record. Hie grip h* rad etioved under his seat. Finally h© Jumped up and sought the train announcer for the third time He was told that his train tlm* had at last rr)v*<l Then the yaunf man rem*nu*eicd his grip, which he had left under the *-aat *ll th© waltlt j rooia Harrying back, he tiun*d to And a iwrautifui girl occupying the place he rrad left moment lefore 111* grip was hhiden by her skirt# and th* bashful HiUfig man raw no wav of get'tng al It H* iKirid tlrat he would miss hi# train, so he decided to n th* young lady. Strutting up to her in a ffuMered state, hi# intention to politely ask her to allow Mm to g*t hts grip was forgotten and he blurted out wltn: "Pardon roe lady, but vou't© Mating on n nail at I might tear your dr*- With a houn-l lh© girl tea© out of the sent, w*hen lh* voung man grabbe*l his grip and fairly ran through the waiting r<om am) to hie train. The dr| WusikJ ae others* fitting le* r a.ggoi and sh*. too. hurried out to th© train shed and waited rher* for h*r train. fraryptlan PrlnecM for kale. i Wa." said an RngMeh auctioneer “I* • princess, an Egyptian princes# In a mummied •'ondltion Ther* it is. a very perfect muvnrm Of a truth It Is an lrrevetent age. a dull, vandal, detestably democratic* ag*. in which a daughter of Rameaes 11. together with two x-ray full-piata photographs showing the preservation of her bone#. <#n h# hawked in a Convent garden sal* room for <lO 10s. ways a London neweps par. True, sh© was, a# the auctioneer put It, in m mummied condition. But what of that! Waa It. then, for this that she ;d*|>t for thirty centuries amid the dust *4 the king# of the earth? Was W for this that the cunning ©mtralmer, when th© w'*rld ww# young. laiced her tan dvr llrnba in apbra, Hwa*hert tier unsullied rady la fine twin'd linen? For no los” Had it, now. bran th© dead lay of Im- Farrar one would have minded less, m thin case Hhakespf-ire prepare*! us f>r some #u< h thing. But an Egyp tian royal princess on© of the 119 daugh ter# and ©one of Hotp-©n-Ka R#m*-vsu irv*rt-Amen "who knew not Joseph"—to b© lying her© on a bench, her etr opha* gua burst o|n. sniggered at by bargain hunters! Was it revenge* * A royal mummy for iiO Ids that’s ab surd.* moaned th© "it'a worth that to a paint manulocturar." Thli was the end. I'rylng to < hntaxr th* tshleet. A telephone conv* r sat ion reported In the Phllodciphiu Inquirer; Hello. tVntral. let me have the Ylldlx Kiosk. <:onstantinople. I wish to speak to the Sultan of Turkey." 4 "AH ilgtrt.’* "I# this his sublime slowness, th© light of tii© faithful?" "Yes, who wants him?" "I m familiarly known as Unci© Bam I want that Armenian Indemnity limn©* diatfdy." "Glad to speak to you. Unci© Bam. It look# Ilk** rum her© How ar© your crop#***’ "Urop* ar. all right. tut I wane that ittd<*mnlty, Mr. Atxlul Hamid." T tin * liarmed to learn that your great country im thriving I always thought very highly of America." "Th ink you. but ©bail I have th© receipt for that Armenian Indemnity made out just now?" 1 | "I should like to dlscuxa the great ques tion of transcendentalism wKti you, if you don’t mind, Mt Ham. What ar© your \ lows?" My view# ara that you hav© owed that indemnity long enough. I warn th© amount pgld imm*liat©ly. #lr." By the way. they way tha* wireless telegraphy 1* likely to supersede tha tela phone soon Is that probable, think you?' "I don't wpi) to talk about wireless telegraphy. *lr. but of unscftled accounts That account of your# I wl#h settled with out th* smallest delay." "We have lud wonic quit© warm weather thia #umtnr i hoj© you have not been tu u aii*Mtaily hot n Washington. ' Sir. I do not wish to talk st>out the weather, but atn>ut your unsettled ac count. That Armenian indemnity must be paid at once." "I must say, Mr. Rim. that I consider It very impolite in you to revert contin ually to on© topic, when you #**© how hard I am trying to change the subject. 80 thera!" Hangs up the receiver and walks away. musing on the discourtesy of the ©’©stem work*-. Yesterday. Tl# long ago sin.*# by Hhanangah's shore, W* Ml© loitered on a Hummer day. When every prospect pleased as ne’er be fore. Though warmed and Illumed by as pure a ray; Cirtou* bed by time that varied vision stays. Of distant acenea which In It mirrored lay. Where <k>wn Ihe vista of th© year# we ga*©. As though *t were yesterday. The pur© and balmy air with fragrance rife. The ©on*;* of birds, the low harmonious lone Of rippling waves, and ail the light and life That w.ik© to memory # call, when pen sive and ©lone. And there, forsooth. Is seen soma favor ite #!KI. Th# wi low copse, the sheltered rtv-kx be st d* the bay, A retrospect tlrat ne'er mav be forgot, It now appears as yesterday. It seem# a# If the bounty of those hours. Gave back each instant every thrill of Joy. As 'tw* rc the odors of tha early flow era. Returned again their petals w*et to cloy; Then fb*ki© happiness no longer coy nor why, From lh© contented heart ne'er sought to stray. Fw numi.t of sadness save the night wind's sigh. Could mar that perfect yesterday. H'rt 4 ' -*• b*n 't b.i •• n ;re on ?ht placid ©HOtr, Entranced, wc Mtered id*v by the way, That gone t* now th* Itrufrv of vore. The glory, grace, and gladm-as 4 >f Bummer day; Yet. atltt, the spirits hovering ertiwhilea there around. Perchance their mystic prerance some time may betray. When fancy's pinion cleaves the past pro found, To bear us back to youth and y*st#rday Bfclctn, N. J Nov. 12, 1900, U SAVE YOUR HAIR With Shampoos of fiticjir a /Lnd Hpht (irpoxlnds of Ccnnn, jnirest of emollient skin cure*. This tr*tmnt at once stops fallinß liair, removes crusts, scales, atvl dandruff, soothes irritated, itching surfaces, stimulates the hair folli cles, supplies the roots with energy and nourishment, aud makes tlw hair grow upon a sweet, wholesome, healthy scalp, when all else fails. Complete External and Internal Treatment for Every Humor, m • romutiwr of t'rtrri** So.r (**•' to rlMnw ths ,kin of ero.r, n,J flllldir*! .Clio u:.d Balm Ihr it*, kraod railot*. OUTusl*. Onmnorr o.< limillll © i.> ::i.Uutlv .or ll<h '■ iS.iom.tloo, Olid Irriuiiotl .ml XT© bnl,HdConcru Rit'iirnr xk.), to 00..1 ,iui ci.n. ih b!oo*. —.— \ brsr.i.* ST ia ofea ruSsanl to euro the a. aoroM humor, with In© SOt!# I.Zd t.,. of hair, wh*n nil aiao (nil,. SoM tbroughoat the world. Port. tl I)v Aim comm. Coal-., hut* I‘iop,.. Button. “ All about the hfcui, sent,, nod Utu," tna, ITEM© OF II4TUHB4T. —Th© cost of mb Ini a inlr.g th© Ilf© sav ing service during th© past year was 8.- The amount of property P saved was. in round figures. IT.tihn.npi. in n*Hl - to HOT lives. Huch a record as that would seem to Justify better pay and bat ter rare for the m**n enraged in such dif Bruit and dangerous work. —Th* ‘oundarv line between th© Unit ed fßaiea and Mexico ha* recently h© n resurvoyud and martieJ by Stone monu m*a In lh© form of ob© iska hclt-4 •bam rive ml la* 4 pact. The snaft- ara *en feet high at the top. buUC on founda , tlornr ffv# f*ot square and rising six Inches tSbov# the aui f*iv iff the ground. —An oetrich farm is to be established !n th© suburbs of Little Ktfvk. Ark Thoma* .4 Pock burn of Hun Antonio. Tex... baa punctMiaa-d a tract ot land and will t#k*‘ .11# entire supply of birds there at once. Hi# form la h branch of on* or the cel* crated iMlUornia farms. Mr Cockburn Will go to Hot Hpringw t*e*au#e the c!jm te, he aayd, la better ulte*l for his business -The New York socialist# have com menced u crusade that haw for It# object th© enlistment of the women In th'*lr •'©use To this end they have in corpora i©d ,% Women* Bor la list Society, which has just held a session in Brooklyn. AW the orator# were women. Tm*lr purpaao ia to set on foot a movement for the incor poration of like organisations lo all the state#. —ln Australia a novel Idea baa been in troduced for weeding out th© "mun w*ho doesn't dance.” Each lady ba# **Hp of paj*er perforated in squares, one squat* for each dance on the prdgr.imm* . g)v#g *ne of these coupons to hat purtnar it the end of ej. T dan*** fcud any man Who cannot prorbice © fur pTstitai** f •Tniipoq** 1# rrfuaed admission to the sup ier room. —The return of the Fish rnmmhwlon's steamer Albatross fr*m It# fourteen months’ cruise In th© Parlfl** brings sev eral new facts as <• part of Its cargo. For • si© thing it was demonstrated that all th* charts of the Bouth Pacific ar* inac !*urwte and that most of th© Isiatvl# rs Itiaccurntaly located, their real positions heiUg from two to twelve miles from their location# a# shown on th© charts. —Recent estimate# #re to the effect that asphalt Is being dug out of lh© famous tar tak*© of Trinidad—the moat notable ; existing source# of ihe material In th© I at th* r.'* *•■ *-- ■•*. km . par an num. There ar© still 4*dO,<iM> ton*-- in 4gkt, but at thla rate the supply could rot la©t long were it not that the lake of bitumen referred to U receiving a eon sast accraGo# from sh© bowels of the earth. —A perambulating kitchen made its ap pearance In the street# of Warsaw re cently. It was provided with SOO quart# <4 pea soup and pass*’-*! through the In dustrial quarters, stopping for a short | fim© at th© s*ag* works, where'several hundred navvies are employed. In th© Warsaw F.nd" the movable kitch en supplied food for th* women 11 nd chil dren. the soup being served into th* cus tomers* vessc s. t’hlch were often of th* crudest type. —The telegraph from the African coa#t •o Irak© Victoria Nyanxa has h* en com pleted and It wl.l h* of advantage to the inhabitants of Lower Egypt. The native# depend on the rise of tne Nit- f**r Irrigation •nd hitherto they hove only known a nhort tlm* b*fot• land the cotulitlon of th© a.iters Now, however. Hint csmmunica il*>n has lean made frotn th© source# of th© Nile, tho required inlormatk n can tv* *ent several mouths in advance and the Kg' ptim.it can regulate their mu-piles. —Many exchang. * have printed a para •traph .innoun. lug that Hi* (Inl y popuia- j I ilou of the Equitable building In X York l> 3, MO and Ihut the iimll averages ilMMit H.wm pieces a 'lay. Thl* record lb outstripped hv several building In Chica go. accord Im- rt the Chrotgcle Notably the Mono in. k block, which at present ha* a dally population of cltv-e to It not I : 'Julie r, (> s van Is the posial hu.-lnes.- I lof this human hive that It wan found j J Here*'.try to eMahlish on the main floor - Ii branch poMnfllcf. with four mo.! car- j Her* The Mona-bio. k block i 400 feet | long, aeventy feet wide, sixteen Morton ' high at <m. end and seventeen at the ■Uher, and m* In all IJWO util. ■•■* lnone 1 lay over (.'( | r*on* passed through the ! j Jackson boulevard entrance alone. j —An American art student in Parla | mv* "There arc more wrecks of you mt lives ond young ambitions |n Montmartre than in any other quarter of the glob*. Fellows who fancy they nro destined to become great artists have the illusion knocked out of them, but they refuse to ,eave. They arc there from all parts of ihe world stranded, hnpslsai beggars, liv ing no one knows how. and shunning their I fel lour men One ca-e in particular cmight my attention iat of an Englishman named Jones, let us say. His father is an evangelist, who •um over to Amerlco several yearn ago. This fellow poses u g a misanthrope of the most pronounced type He n eel i' with nobody, and his only companion Is a little black dog He will live for days on bread and milk In Older that he may hoy meat for his dog One night I w.t* with a crowd of other students, and we p issed him In the street. He turned glared at us and hissed: T hate them' I hate them!’ Then he sat down on the curb, with bis dog In his arms, and burled big face In ila shaggy OGean SteamslilD Ga -roB- New York, Boston -AND— THE EAST, Uin.uriwt.wl n.coromult>lout AJ tlir ix.mfor:. ot a Bi.xlore hotrl. Elocuio IlglMa. UnoncollMt tahlo. Tt Krla uiclu** •urate and bertha aboard ,Mp. Passenger Fares Iron) Smooth. Tl > NEW YORK-FIRST CAJUN l| first cabin round trip, m in- TEHMBOIATB CABIN, m. I.WrKKMB UI AT K CAIUN ROUND TRIP, bu S rEKKAOE. *jo. To BOSTtJN— FIRET CABIN. U.I FIRST CABIN ROUND TRIP. *W IN* TERMBDIATB CABIN. 117: INTERNK DIATE CABIN ROUND TRIP. INI SrKERAOE. *11.75. e*(.rron nt.<am*tilpn hf ttrla lino tr appolniod l oall from Savannah. Centri (B'lh) ni.rutinn iimr, as ftrllows: "U TO NEW IORK. NACOOCHEB, Cnpt. Smith, TUESDAY, Nov, 77. :i0 p m. urn OK UIHMINQHAM. oart. rr*i THURSDAY. Nov. IW, 19:00 a. m KANSAS CITY. Capt. Flahrr, THUS*. DAY. Not. ■, low a. m TAU.AHASBEE. Copt. Akln, SATUR DAY, D.v. 1. ]|l:ou ni. CITY OF AUGUSTA. Capt. Doxfßt, TUESDAY. Itoo. t. s oo p. m. NACOOCHEE. Capt. Smith. THURS DAY*. Dec 9, 4-30 p. nr. Kansas city, capt ri*hr. Satur day*. f n-or p nr CITY OF UIRYUNGHAM. Capt. Br, MONDAY, D.*. 10. S:00 p. m. TALLAHASSEE Capt Aakma. TUE*- DAY*. De '. 11, 9 00 p. m. CITY OF AUGUSTA. Capt. Daff**.l, THURSDAY. Dec IS, 10:00 a. nr NACOOCHEE. (*pt. Smtth. SATI'R- D \Y* Dee If, il so a. ru. K ANSAS CITY. Capt. Father, TTTESPAT, Dc. . is, ; <o p m . TALLAHASSEE, '*npt. Aekine. THURS* DAY. Dec a). 3:30 p. m CITY fYF BIRMINGHAM. Capt. Btre, FRIDAY, Dec. 21. 3 00 p m CITY np AUGUSTA. Capt. Da*fC, SATURDAY*. Dec. JS, 6:00 p m NACOOCHEE. Cupt. Smith, TUESDAT, Dec. 23. 7 30 p, m. KANSAS CITY- c ap , Fisher. THURS DAY. Dec 27. 9:00 p. nr, TAI.I.AHASSEE. Capt. AslUna. SATUR DAY*. Dec. at, 11:00 p. m. NOTlCE—Sicomahlp City of Blrmins hum will not carry pannenffer* Steamnhlp CITY OF MACON. Cept. Saviee. will ply hetween New York tn* Ilonion cn the following echcdule. LEAVE NEW YORK FOB BOSTON (from Ficr 35. North river, at IJ 00 room Nor 23. 2*. Ite.'. 3. 7. U. 17. 21. 2*. . LEAVE BOSTON DIR NEW YORK (from Ivwm w.tarf. at 12:00 noon: Nov. 36. 70. Dec. 5, 10. 14, 19. 21. 2*. This company reaerves the right 10 1 Lance |tn -ailing* without notice end wsnout liability or accoumaMlttY there for Sailings New York for Savannah Tuee •lh>*. 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