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VOL.XXH
i A SUMMER VACATION
A MOUNTAIN SKETCH,
$ BY ROBERT L. ADAMSON.
For The Constitution.
We Were trying to decide where we would
spend oar summer vacation, Tom Sanderson
and I. Tom lirst suggested Cumberland
and after 1 had ottered several pertinent
reasons why Cumberland would not suit,
he tentatively mentioned Asheville, N. I ~
us a good place. 1 told him about the
crowds there, the steep rates and a host ot
other things and he gave up Asheville.
After proposing every summer resort
known to the railroad agents and finding
that not one of them suited our ideas, lorn
finally said he guess' l -! the only solinmn
of the question would be to go to the r.ast
Tennessee resort Where we had passed me
previous summer.
I positively refused to entertain the sug
gestion. I pointed out to him how merci
lessly we were bored the year before.
There was a sameness, a dullness, a. still
ness, a barrenness about the place mat
was conducive to ennui. Each day the
same dull programme of the day previous
had to be gone through with. Me xxeie
expected to say tender things to the same
uninteresting females every day in the
week, and to contend with the ambitious
mamma’s of these very sonyentional young
ladies. And we Were required to be etern
ally on dress parade and good behaviour.
The place lacked the freedom and uucom en
tionality that belonged to my ideal summer
resort. I told Tom all this, and added:
"I have an idea’. We'll go to North Ce°r
gia for six weeks. 1 know an old fellow
way up in the mountains Whom I met in the
United States court last fall, lie got pret
ty chummy with me and asked me to come
up and see him some time and he would
treat me like a lord. That's the place lor
rest and freedom. It has the charm of nox
elty, we both like novelty and originality,
and we can have all the tun xve xxant
climbing up the mountains and fishing in the
mountain streams. And then, 'lorn, y u
can make love to some buxom mountain
lass and come away just when the climax
is ready to come in, and break het little
lieart. Ain’t that the kind of summer fun
you’re after? Eh?” .
1 think the reference to flirting with the
pretty mountain girl won lorn. 1 hat s
his weak point, flirting. Any way he was
in ecstasies over my suggestion, and said
that he bad always wanted an opportunity
to study the moonshiners and the quaintly
romantic section of the state which they
inhabited. . T ,
Three weeks later a Richmond and Dan
ville northbound passenger tram pin down
two dusty young male travelers at a. very
remote and wooded little mountain station,
nml snorted off a minute later, left teem
* ,',75X igaiust fheir four trunks, gazing
' their new environments.
was Tom and 1. and we were not at all
discouraged although only one store, two
residences. a blacksmith shop, a ginhousc.
a half dozen grazing, lazy b’-'kmg !l
of' blue mountain tops imaginable. Ii»
couldn’t repress an exclamation ol delight
at the rugged beauty of he V..
nUS'lml fcd I, AS
Wltil ’ll- ' • » A!.,
our iournev earh the mxt morning. AL.
M received its xvi'-’a unfetgmd joy and
. .scorned us in the very best room m his
uonmain mansion ol four rooms Mis
gj’X.T.mr'kS.!. U„. redo! ..r b■r.-mlnts-
Ce Two‘ eventful, ami rather
davs passed, during wei. h.om s • ntn 1 i
■ *.,.,! nwiv distressingly, "he Inst
m.’y we spent in decorating our room and
r.e m'xt'in an eighteen mile walk Jo < rows
F<.ot mountain, from which excursion xx e r e
turned sore and sad. but wis: r men. lorn
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« In-coming .B-rnity.
wtta good um ranks among the
'I ne dance. I f-• • ' u ’ t'rit s-ason.
was <i r.hgiot.s <• . t ;i U in
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the spie ,i, rni > times as many homely
n.»y™'b,. Hr. A-gJ'J
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'-I.o’it the mountain country . 1 i om h
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ever believed Susie R eL-
etta to be the belle <> Dam
parts ’’ Ibr remarks about .diss >-nsi<
amused Tem’s interest and she led him
f.emss the room to present him to the alk„
ed belle. . , . ,
Susie was a shy little creature, but tae
one of all the othm- that would attract at
toiiti.m S’ ewas simtdy ana behttingly <lau
in a plain white frock, tin t altlmughJoose
lv made. r.<. Xeub d the grace ,d b •• tmure.
Tie:- gobl-1 >row;i hair was <aug.it at the
back and fauem-d by a ribbmi and men al
lowed to fall in a wavy mass upon her
shoulders. Her face was whiter than me
faces of the others, and ! wo bright crimson
patches burm-d on either cheek. Jler
words, her manner, her general appearance
wore those of tie- mountain, hut there was
u subtle charm about her for all that.
All ’l:i ■ I noticed from my post across
flic mom from her. and I notico-i. too that
Tom bad grown quite animated and was
telii.iz he: s' iust as he world have
.bio - if she ' ad lu-hi of hi '- own <irc;e.
Tom da'<■ d with ti ''. n-- om-v. but many
times. !’•• missed two d-.nees. the iwo I
dr.-.-e, I with h r. I’- erib-l mo over and
ru-osetitetl uif in a very formal manner.
S’.,, am’. Tom were alma- .• o ■ go--'! forms.
<l.- !.i -I- 1 inr::--:;—:tt<’v at ev-ry-
■j, ■ ' ■ ••• i' ; frmny ,rIX t.
St- ■ looked m> into his j-Ur f.-u • wi ,; > an
express! >n of cotitide - and trust. Hnnl
Hester camo over to m-‘ with a mizzled
look
•‘He’s a-makiii’ love to bu io fit to kill,”
said he "ami she seems to like it. kinder.
It ’u’d be awful tough if he was to cut Sim
Ridgely outen her. They re engaged, you
kU |'le pointed out a very miserable and dis
consolate looking young man " ho was nar
rowly watching Susie and lorn wijh the re
mark that "Sim to be a-takm it put
ty hard already.’ .
When the dance was over, 1 heard lorn
whisper to Susie and ask it he might valk
home with her. A look of pleasure swept
over her earnest fact.
"I came with Sim —I mean Sim Rii.ge
ly,” she said, half apologetically, "and hod
be mad if I left him. Next time you may
go, and won't you come ’round.' 1 i,e live
about half way ’tween the Hesters and the
station.” Tom promised that he would be
around, and as we walked home that night
he was in jubilant spirits and told me that
be would have n picnic now, that he had
found his mountain maiden.
The next day we saw Susie at. church,
looking even more charming than on the
night before; and Tom walked home
with her, much to the evident discomfort of
Sim Ridgely.
After making Susie’s neipuiintiince the
days seemed to pass easier for Tom. He
was with her nearly every day. manag
ing in his ingenins way to find an oppor
tunity to call or to meet her somewhere.
Toni has the happy faculty of making him
self the friend of nearly everybody with
■whom be is thrown and )>e was soon a
friend of the Ricketts family and a wel
come ami privileged visitor at their home.
Every night Tom would tell me of the pro
gress he was making in his suit for Susie's
favor.
“I haven’t got to the point of proposing
yet,” he told me. “But you just give me
time and I’ll do it. I'll just make Mr.
Simeon Ridgely sorry be ever was born,
am! then we'll go quietly away, and soon
after we are gone she'll forget me and mar
ry Simeon and live happy ever afterward.
It's some diversion, anyway.”
The picnic at Haunts Bend was the event
of our summer's stay in that, section. Peo
ple gossiped a good ileal when Tom appear
ed with Susie and I heard many such re
marks as “that dudis blown feller hov laid
Sim Ridgely in the shade with Susie.
Tom didn’t give the wretched Ridgely a
single moment, at Susie’s side during the
entire day. ami the poor fellow could not
conceal his jealousy ami disappointment.
That night he called on Susie am! began
to chide her for her fickleness. She flushed
up ami made a sharp reply. Simeon, very
much hurt and quite heartbroken said:
"All. right. Susie, go an' marry the feller
from town. You’re lir"d of me, an' I kin
see it. Don't b-t me stand in the way,.Su
sie. You ain't mine, an’ haint been since
you seed" him. but I’ll be always your
friend.”
Ami so they parted. Susie was so hap
py to sheil n single tear, bat poor Siineon
wept copiously on his pillow that night,
and after dropping into a fitful sleep, dream
ed that it was not so nt all. and that Su
sie was the same to him as she had been
before she saw Tom Sanderson. Susie
told Tom. and the night after that he came
in rather late laughing. t>
“I’ve done the grand act. old boy. ' he
said beaming. at me as happily as a fellow
might who had made a love contract which
he intended to keep. “I’ve proposed to Su
sie. ami sjie wilted right away and fell
into my arms. She told me afterwards
that she knew 1 loved her ti e first time f
saw her. It’s funny, ain’t it. how little it
takes to fool a woman.” We had many a
hearty laugh over Tom’s engagement, and
roared when wo thought of the rare stories
we would have to tel! the boys about it.
A few dayp later 1 fell twinges of re
mmse of conscience when T saw Susie and
Tom together and noticed her absolute faith
in him. I saw then that Tom's diversion,
as he culled it. would have lasting results
so far as Susie was concerned. She Jovod
Tom. That night T cautioned Tom of the
seriousness of his position and advised h’ni
to give it up.
“I thought it was very funny like you,"
1 said to him. "but with Susie it is fright
fully real. You'd better slop, Tom.”
"i’.shawl" laughed Tom, “you are foolish;
sin- -ill soon forget when 1 am gone.
Women are quick to forget. Anyway, you
- ■■ d the joke ami since I have buguu
it I am going to carry it through."
1 told him it would be a sad thing to
break a girl's heart just for idle pastime,
ami painted a very graphic picture of Susie
all alone weeping her very eyes out for
him. Ills face grew a shade more seri
ous.
“It. would be bad. mean, wicked to really
break her heart." he staid. "Susie is a
good little girl. She’s not like the rest of
them up here she's different. If 1 thought
she really cared I would leave here tomor
row. But 1 will wait and hope that she
will get over it all right.”
A day or so later he repeated to me a
conversation he had had with Susie. She
told him that her friends feared that be
was only fooling her and did not intend to
marry her at all. “1 don’t think that at
all,” she said. "I never doubted you,
Tom. But I wanted to ask you since we’ve
set a day for our wedding and all has
been fixed, that you buy the marriage li
cense so I can tell them and they won’t
doubt you any more.”
“Like a fool to humor her I bought the
license. There can’t be any harm, can
there?” Tom went on. “People are not
obliged to use license when they buy them,
are they?”
The joke had indeed grown serious. Tom
had not only appointed a day for the wed
ding, but had purchased the license, ami
we had not .vet been in the mountains five
weeks. Ami the worst of it was that the
wedding was to occur on the following
Wednesday evening at 7 o’clock. It took
but little argument from me to convince
Tom th it he would have to leave the moun
tains before that time. "Os course, we’ll
slip out quietly on that very day. Susie
will soon forgi't.”
Tom’s wedding day came around re
markably quick, it appeared to me. I mad?
ail Hu- a'rangementti with Hank Hester for
our baggage to be carried to the station
late that afternoon and cautioned him to
say nothing of our intended depnruire.
Tom went over to see Susie the hist time,
while 1 was packing the trunks.”
"I’hii" said lie coming in just at twi
light, “it's tougher than I had any idea
that it could be. Susie is thinking of noth
ing else but the—tonight. She has al! her
things ready and would put on her dress
for me to see. It gave'mp the cold chills.
I kissed the little girl an I left with some
thing like a tear in my eye. Poor little
thing -she didn't think it was flic last
kiss."
Darkness settled over the mountains and
the vicinity of Haunts Bend was wrapped
in a dreamy stilbics.-i. Our train passed
the station at a quarter before 8 o’clock.
ATLANTA, GA., TUESDAY. APRiL 18, 1893.
Hester had gone ahead with our trunks and
we followed on foot. We walked very rapidly
along the mountain road, talking as we
went of the uovel experiences of our five
weeks' stay in the mountains.
Just oil the road a bit was the home of
Susie Ricketts. Its dim outline was
faintly visible through the trees, and from
its two windows gleamed cheerful lights.
A pathetic silence born of solicitude and
night brooded about the little mountain
home. The lights shone brighter than us
ual tonight. Tom stopped and gazed mutely
through tile shadowy trees. His eyes were
fixed upon the lights and I could see that
his face had grown very serious. 'J here
was that regretful look upon his face that.
I remembered having seen when a buy
when sorrv for something he had done.
While he looked a shadow that I fancied
must have been Susie’s crossed the light.
The figure stood an instant at the window
silhouetted against the brilliance behind,
anxiously watching for Tom, I fancied, and
then disappeared.
“Do vou see that?” asked Tom huskily.
“Do yon see that? That was Susie, and
she is wondering why 1 am late. It’s just
past 7 now. Poor girl, I am very sorry I
did it. I could kill myself for it."
He stopped an instant and then went on;
“It was cowardly and mean. It was
contemptible. She never once doubted me,
and I (went on deceiving her like a villain.
I’hil. I never did anything half so mean in
all my life before.”
His voice had grown tremulous. He
pressed his hand to his forehead as if to
ease a pain. It was growing late.
“Tom.” 1 said, “it's bad enough, I know,
but let's not stand here holding funeral
exercises or we’ll miss our train. Come
along.”
Just as I spoke the shadow—it was Su
sie’s—again appeared at the window. She
was leaning out, listening for his footsteps.
She had never dreamed the truth and was
waiting for him even then.
"Let the train go,” he said vehemently;
“let it go. I would be a murderer to leave
hero like this. He took a step resolutely
toward the distant, beckoning light, and
stopping, looked back at me standing in
the rugged mountain path.
“Tell Hester to bring my trunk back,
he said at length.
“How Did You Kost L»«t Night?”
For The Constitution. ,
“How did you rest last night?”—
I’ve heard my gran’pap say
Them words a thousand limes—that’s right—
Jes’ them words thataway!
As punctchui- like as mornin' dast
To ever heave in sight
Gran’pap ’ud alius half to ast —
“How did you rest, last night?”
T’s young-uns used to grin.
At breakfast, on the sly,
And mock the wobble of his chin
And eyebrows holt so high
And kind. "How did you rest last night?”
We’d mumble an’ let on
Our voices trimbled, and our sight
Was dim, and bearin’ gone.
Bad as I used to be,
Al! I'm a-wantin' is
As puore and ca'm a sleep fer me
And sweet a sleep as his!
And so I pray, on Jedgement Day
To wake, and with its light
See his face dawn, and hear him say—
“ How did you rest, last night?”
-JAMES WHITCOMB KILEY.
Atlanta, Ga., April 11th.
STORIES ABOUT
To Be Seen, Not Heard,
From The Detroit Free Press.
Very many stories are told of the forty-boss
talking power of Senator Blackburn, or
Kentucky, and most of them have some
foundation in fact, for the senator's best
friends will admit, when cornered, that Joe
Blackburn is a talker from Talkville. How
ever, it is interesting talk, and then-fore ,ie
is excusable. Coming east in a Columbus and
Ohio sleeper not long ago the senator made
the acquaintance of a bright small boy, wmeti
later led to an acquaintance with the young
ster's father and mother. The senator was
sitting with them ehatting along in bls best
st vie, and the boy frequently interrupted
him. Finally the mother put her liaml on
her son's shoulder.
"Little boys," she said reprovingly, "are
to be seen, not heard."
That quieted him for a time, but later the
mother had to tell him the same tiling again.
He quieted down for a half hour longer and
nt the lirst break in the senator's talk be
looked up al him inquiringly.
“What ‘it Is?’’ asked rhe senator.
“1 was womb-ring.’’ replied the rid, “It you
wns ever a little boy like me, bow you out
growed it so ”
■ •!)e senator looked at the mother, tae
mother looked at tite senator, they both
looked al tin- father and then everybody
laughed and the kid was given a chance.
Each to His Own.
The story Is told that the late K. K.
Hayes bad for a neighbor in Ohio a testy old
fellow who ran a small truck farm. He was
honest and upright and Mr. Mayes held him
in high esteem, notwithstanding his lack ot
Hie social amenities and respect for persons.
Or. one of his visits to Ohio during the pres
idency he passed Ute old man's farm ana
found him planting potatoes in a patch near
tin- road The president, being tome what ol a
fai-mer himself, noticed some peculiarity m
bis neighbor’s style of planting, and after
a few minutes' ehat he called his attention
to it and tiie old man argued the point a
"“AH or nil.” concluded the presi lent, "i
don't think you are doing, it as it should be
done for the best results.”
qhe old farmer rested his anus on Uie
fetiee and looked steadily at Mr. Hayes.
“ I’hev ain’t neither one of us," lie caul,
“•ibove - havin’ fault fffmtd with us, but er
vou iest go on ptesid.-ntin’ the I nited States
vourway, an’ 1 .go on plantin' pertaters my
way. 1 guess we won't be no wuss oil in the
eI Mr. Hayes accepted the suggestion pleas
antly and moved on.
Ono dav 'luring the period when Henry
Cabot Lodge, now Senator Lodge, was a
member of the house, a countryman and his
wife were watching the proceedings on Hie
floor from the gallery, one ol the features be
ing a speech by -Mr. Lodge. The old fellow
bail his eve on -Mr. Lodge in evident admira
tion and at last he turned to the man next
to him for information.
••Who is that down there in the aisle talk
ing to the boys?” he asked.
"Congressman Lodge,” was the reply.
“Where’s he from?”
“Xtassachusetts Boston.”
“Boston, did you say?” queried the country
man.
“Yes. Boston. ... ,
The old chap turned to bis wife, who had
he exclaimed, “just see wlmt
bc’’HS and brains will <!<• b»r a man that am t
half as Mg as a haystack.”
M/hat Some F«iopl<> Want.
From The World Almanac.
The area and cubic contents of the earth
according to the datta of Clarke are: Sm-f.-o-e,
Ipc- P7l,‘.r 1 miles; < übic contents, 259,951,-
035.515 cubic miles.
I.xpeets to t ilt n s!<>i-tg>»ge Soon.
From The Chit ago Herald.
The greatest living strong man is Sullivan
of Lordoil. One of ills daily feats is to lift
an elephant with his teeth.
AkTEI( THE SPOILS.
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BILL ARP Xur.KES A FBWREMARKS
ADOIfTv|FFJC2f SEEKERS.
General Young's Appointment, he Thinks,
is One That Will do Credit so the Ad-*
ministr^*ion—Other Matters.
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That man is to be pitied who is con
strained to seek an office for a living. And
yet there are some good men who do it. I
know some whom oilice fits and adorns.
General Young for instance—for he is a
courtly gentleman and will represent our
government in a courtly and gracious man
ner. He will keep the peace without humb
ling our national pride. He would have
kept it with Chile if he had been there,
instead of Egan. I have great admiration
for such men and am glad to see them get
oilice. Office that exercises their grace
and gentility —office that does not require
much work, but is a kind of genteel sine
cure with abundant perquisites. We re
gret to lose him from Cartersville, to miss
the genial welcome with which he greets
his friends, but if he wants the office we
want him to have it. He deserves any
thing that he will ask for, ami Mr. Cleve
land has made no mistake in this case.
Now. if he will keep up his reputation for
sagacity and appoint Bascom Myrick and
John Temple Graves and Camilla Under
wood to the places they seek, the goo<l peo
ple of Georgia will approve it. 1 am no
politician, but I know our prominent citi
zens aud what they are worth. Suppose
Mr. Myrick was for Hill. He was not an
offensive partisan, and if every Hill man
is to be boycotted, then Mr. Cleveland will
have to build up a party of his own, and a
good many of us will be left out. Mr.
Cleveland said that a public office is a
public trust, which means that the presi
dent should have no revenges—no friends
to reward or enemies to punish. If Mr.
Cleveland refuses to nominate Air. Myrick
simply because he was a Hill man it will
mortify his friends in Georgia, of whom I
was one —not the first one, perhaps, but
one from the beginning. It already mor
tifies me that Air. Cleveland has required
Air. Myrick to bring t!;e files of his paper
for inspection. It is said, too, that John
Temple Graves’s application hangs fire be
cause General Gordon is mad with Graves
for supporting I’at Calhoun for the sen
ate. 1 do not believe it. Gen
eral Gordon is not that kind
of a man unless he him greatly changed,
lie used to be large-hearted and liberal in
his charity to all of Ills" fellow citizens.
He luui no petty animosities and never
nursed his revenge to keep it xvarm. News
paper reporters hunt tip sensations aml
write many things from rumor that » re
not true and their victims arc kept busy
denying their false accusations. May the
good Lord deliver us all from their gim
lets ami augers ami insinuations, and
heny ■ 1 do not believe that General Gordon
is fiaJrti'ig'Graves beet Use Graves prefer, ed
Calhoun. We would .rejoice to see John
Temple sent to Switzerland ami I wish
that I could go, too. and xvith him climb
the Alaterhorn ami hear him apostrophize
that historic and beautiful country in one
of bis . üblimest flights of eloquence. 'lTieu
there is my friend Underwood, who is the
best all round man 1 ever knew, and I
believe could fill any place respectably.
He has filled many from the chaplain of a
teginient down to the editor of a country
newspaper and did it well. He is the
loving husband of one wife, the father of
eleven children —most girls—the best Bap
tist preacher I ever heard, the best farm
er and gardener, and with all a most genial
companion—and yet he wants to go to
Havana for what I don't know unless he
needs the money' that is in it or wants to
convert its sunburnt peoplo to Christianity'
and immerse the whole island to make
sure of their salvation. 1 don't know
whether he was a Hill man or a Cleve
land man nor do I care. I do know that
he is fit for the office. Neither of these
men are professional politicians. They never
degraded themselves by cavorting around
and laying plans and scheming for their
own personal advantage. What a pitiful
spectacle it is to see some of o ur Georgians
wrangling in rhe filth of crimination and
recrimination, in order to get office at
Washington. The Atlanta papers are full
of the strife that goes on from
day to day and if 1 were Mr.
tlevelaud J would say “Gentlemen
you are not the men I am looking for." and
1 would select some good men who have
made no noise and kicked up no dust about
this business. There are plenty of good
men in Atlanta who would till those offi
ces but whose modesty and conservatism
forbid their asking for them. As a general
tiling it is the loud-mouthed, noisy politi
cians who seek the otiiees and get them
l was glad to read that. Air. Cleveland was
going to break up the slates and take a
hand in the appointments. Os course In
can t <]o it all, but he can find out wlu-re
the rings are and break them. Thesg
political rings that parcel out, the offices in
secret conclave are the curse of our Georgia
politics. It is said that tin- ring is alr.-adv
formed, that is to fill ;l || OUI .
governor down, and it includes the suc
cessor to Senator Colquitt. It was these
rings that became so odious to the
people tluxt they’ rose up and established
independentism in north Georgia for eight
years. It was these rings that aliented
Alexander Slejihens from the democratic
party and that party had to offer him the
gubernatorial chair to keep him from run
ning as an independent. It was these rjngs
that made possible the success of the peo
ple’s party on the basis of the Ocala plat
form. It was one of these rings (hat made
machine politics so odious in New York.
Now it is no comfort to know that in a citv
like Atlanta there are several rings and
one ring can fight another and that the
longest pole will knock down the persimmon.
The trouble is that the best men -the most
deserving men—are in no ring at all. They
have got no pole and therefore will not
reach the persimmon. A common citizei?
like myself lias no more idea of the small
machinations that are going on to
fix the Rome postoilice or the
Carterville posfeflice or any other little office
than if 1 had no choice or voice in the mat
ter. The rings will fix it upon the principle
of “I have tickled you now you tickle me."
AVe outsiders are as helpless as a painted
ship upon a painted ocean. And yet. I know,
or think that I know, who would be appoint
ed. if the quiet, conservative citizens had
their choice.
I’olities is a hard road to travel. It is a
mighty big tiling to be president of this
great nation, and to be chosen by honorabk
meihods. but it must certainly belittle a
noble mind to have to descend into the very
slums and schemes ot tin- small politicians
to gel into office. The wrangle, the hypoera
cy. the broker promises, the small revenges
licit arc tu'cess.iry will certainly lower J.is
seil'-i«‘spect and b-.-ive him clouded in his old
age with unhappy memories. If his con
science does not ger sear'd, how must a
sensitive nature writhe under the cards that
thi- disappointed publish card? that accuse
him of fais hood or a betrayal of trust or
of iugratitii'lo a-.id broken uledgos. Sherjl -’t
sai'i that “conscience has no mor-? t.. do with
seduction than it has with politics,” ami
Shakespeare said “a politician is one jvho
would circumvent God if he could. So. I
reckon it is now just like it was a century
or two ago—no worse —no better. And yet
there art* many good men in politics —-men
whose very virtues have exalted them —mon
like Lamar and Black and Blount and '1 ur
ner, who have never been constrained to
stoop that they might win- There are such
men in every state and they' are the leaven
that give character to the whole body and
make our national and state assemblies
respectable. . . , , , . ,
But the average politician s bod is a hard
one. Ho makes it himself and must lie ou It.
But still, he has our sympathy.
Bill Aitr.
April 9th, 1805-1893*
Eight and twenty years have faded
From the calendars of life.
Since that day when we paraded
To lay down the flags of strife;
Since the day that Uncle Robert
On the Appomattox field,
Keil himself his shatter’d legions
To obey their lot and yield!
I shall never lose the picture
Os that grand old chieftain gray.
As ho sadly led the column
Os his hero-knights that day,
For his face was like the visage
Os a man who quits a tomb,
Leaving there his heart’s best treasure-
Bringing out a life-long gloom!
Oil, ’twas such a burning passion
Os chagrin and helpless shame
That was surging through and through us,
Though our souls were free from blame.
We hail fought them, and the wide world
Knew our faith that we were right.
And that every man among us
Risk’d his honor xvith his tight!
But the days have been ten thousand
.Since that fateful April morn,
Anil the oil of peace hath conquer’d—
It hath heal’d the hearts once torn;
So I place a wreath of honor
On the grave of our “Lost Cause,”
While I boast my better portion—
A nexv union's light and laws!
—SAM W. SMALL.
RESTITUTION:
A Story. By Francois Coppee.
Translated from the French.
After the close of the parliamentary ses
sion of the Hon. Al. Gramleadet, deputy'
from Deux-Garonues, takes the express—
gratis, be it understood, with his pass—and
goes to feel the pulse of public opinion in
his own little city.
Comfortably Installed in a corner of the
coach, Alonsicur Gramleadet unfolds an
immense evening journal, a very thoughtful
ministerial journal, set forth in a prose as
heavy and lugubrious as virtue herself, and
whose very typography’ has a grave and
puritanical air. The panama episode—in
significant, as we well know, and exaggerat
ed so malevolently by the enemies of the
republic—is disdainfully relegated to the
third page, and all ’hat rc-lat.-.? to it set. up
In small type ami is almost illegible. I’er
contra, the columns of the austere organ
are burdened with foreign polities, with
articles of palpitating interest, which be
gin in these terms: “Things are going to
the bad in Venezuela,” or “Can it be that
tlie days of the Tricoupls ministry are num
bered?”
To keep himself in countenance before the
gentleman xvith the white mustaches of a re
tired colonel, who sits opposite him and
quietly' reads Ln Cocarde, Monsieur (»rand
eadet does not take his eyes off the official
slieet, but appears to feel a passionate inter
est in the Hellenic crisis :<nd in the latest
dispatches from Caracas. In reality, lioxv
ever, AL Grandcadet has been gri atly shaken
up by' late events, and a dark inquietude
lives in his soul-
His name has not yet been uttered, (rood.
He has xvritten or put his name to nothing.
Capital. But who can for it as the times go,
that some compromising paper concerning
him xvill not be brought to light one of
these fine days? For,in fine, he, like his com
rade, the honorable man, has received his
gratuity and has not thought he xvas doing
any' harm. Look at it: 1 xx’ill let you. judge
for yourself. He had no opinion of his oxvn
in regard to the last call for funds; he was
liesitating. A man of considerable import
ance, a rich banker, xvhoiu he frequently'
met in political circles, with whom he main
tained the most agreeable relations almost
a friend —opened his eyes, shoxved him hoxx
appropriate —what shall I say?—bow patriot
ic it xvas to vote in favor of utterance. This
man, xvho knows the polite xvorld, who is_a
perfect gentleman, proposes to him—oh! in
terms of the utmost delicacy!— to associate
him with the financial operations xxfliieh are
so naturally preparing in connection xvith
this huge affair, and assures to him, even
pays him in advance, to quiet his scruples,
a profit, not an enormous one, bless you!
but a wretched trifle of 25,000 francs, iou
need not speak a word in protest! You woifid
have accepted yourself, just as did Al.
Grandeadet-
I knoxx- xvhat you are going to say; ‘And
! xvhat about, the subscribers’.' ’ Let us rea
i son together. In ease of success they
I xvould have said nothing at all, because they'
I xvould have made an excellent investment.
I They were gamblers, ami that is all there
is about it. Would you knoxx' my xvay of
looking at it? They are of no consequence
xvhatever —the subscribers. Had Grand
eadet any- means of predicting that the fa
mous canal xvould never be opened ? \\ by
already’ several times, he had realized pos
its trifles —in affairs of the kind,
xvhich had more or less of success. Nobody
had conmlained.
Well then, frankly, xvit his hand on his
conscience, he reproached himself for noth
ing. And shall xve tel] the xvliole truth?
He had no faith whatever in this explosion
of public anger. It xvas entirely' factious.
It was easy’ to recognize, behind all this
ready-made indignation, a conspiracy' of the
old parties, the hand of the count of Paris
and of the Botdangists. The president of
the counsel had told them so to their face.
Ah! but!—fortunately, he, Grandcadet,
had been there to defend Hie jeopardized
republic. At the peril of his life, if you
please! You xvould scarcely have believed
him capable of it with his round paunch,
• his xvhiskers in the shape of a hare’s foot,
I and his mein of a rakish notary' posing in
readiness to pierce a hole through the moon.
' But xvhen the mustard got up into his nose!
Yes. had it been absolutely necessary, he
xvould have offered himself to be slain on a
barricade, and xvould have cri 'd, like the
heroic Buiidin; “Come mid see hoxv a man
can die —for 25.01 M) fram-s!”
And yet. in spite of all this clear reason
ing. the honorable deputy- from Deux-Gar
ronm's xvas not happy.
“I might as xvell try to rest axvhile,” he
j said to him'ioH.
i He pulled Ills traveling cap xvell doxvu
I fixer his bald pate, drew his rug about his
i kgs. stretched himself out on the seat, and
soon '.xas sleeping nrof mildly.
i But then h<- had a nightmare. “Was he
1 epm-ossi'd bv remorse? b'or my part I
I should be readier to believe that he had done
I xvi-ong Io cat jugged hare in dining at the
■ Iml'fct of th" railway station. He should
, have been more cautious. The bare xvas
! not a success with b’ni.
i ,T is dreams were absurd.
I Jf(> s;nv himself first, returning to his
i own house, opening his strong box, per-
PRICE 5 CENTS
ceiving that he had been robbed, and that .
in place of 4he big green morocco pocket
book in xvhich he kept all his papers, there
xvas nothing l>ut an old xvoolen stocking ab
solutely’ empty. Next, he xvas suddenly,
transported to the chamber of deputies,
but he xvas_alone on his scat, in the empty
hall xxhick xvas hardly lighted by the faint
All the desks xvere shut, all the
doors xvere closed. There xvas no trace of
a human being left, except an enormous,
high hat, as large as a garden reservoir,
standing on the president’s desk. Grand
cadet xvas looking stupidly at it, xvhen lie
monstrous head covering exploded and be
gan to pour forth an innumerable quantity
of little squares of xvhite paper, and on them
all the unfortunate deputy, endoxved of a
sudden xvith a supernatural poxver of x’is
ion. was able to rypd the name of his rival
in the last election. But all at once the hat
shut down itself, like a limp, empty bag;
the ceiling sank, the walls drew together
and Grandeadet at the highest pitch of sur
prise and horror, found himself before tha
court of assizes, betxvecn two gendarmes,
and recognized under the redsleeved robes
and gold-laced toques of the president and
two assessors, his porter, his hair dresser
and his housekeeper from Baris, all three
ruined in the Panama affair. And the presi
dent stood up and read in a cavernous voice,
an extraordinary sentence xvhich condemned
the Sieur Grandcadet, an ex-deputy, to gild
the Eiffel toxver at his own expense within
six month, and afterwards to be impaled on
the lightning rod of that edifice.
This was too frightful. The member of
parliament axvoke with a start- It was early
day. Al. Gramleadet recognized the hillsides
and vineyards of his electoral native land.
“Jugged hare decidedly' does not suit me,”
he thought, “I have had very stupid dreams.
But let me dismiss these forebodings. I
am sure of my constituency. There are no
socialists, aud the only’ possible candidate of
the monarchists, the Marquis La Tour-Preud-
Garde Den Jaime’s partisan, is not to l>q
feared. Besides nobody knoxvs the history of
my 25,00 francs. I must take heart!”
A carriage awaited the deputy at the
station. The perfect tranquillity of his native
city seemed an excellent omen- As be drove
by the xvhite horse painted on the sign ot
the inn where the Bonlangists assembled
did not begin to whinny: “Stop thief!” and
the cast-iron cock perched on the church
steeple did not crow: “Panama,” as a morn
ing greeting.
As soon as he arrived hfs servant There
sine, who was expecting him, served cafa
an la it.
"Monsieur Grandcadet,” said the young
peasant xvith an air of constraint, as ho
was tasting his coffee voluptuously, “I
have a very' difficult confession to make.”
“And xvhat is it, my girl?”
“To begin with, I am going to be mar
ried.”
"To Pierre, the harness-maker over the
way’. That xvas decided two years ago. I
knew all about that. Is it still appointed
for next xveek?”
"Yes, but this is what I wanted to say:
Before being married I had to go to con
fession and had to tell AL the cure, oi
a wrong I had done you.”
“A xvrong? Done to "me?”
“Forgive me. Alonsieur,” cried There
sino, bursting into fears, “f have robbed
you—yes, have been robbing yon for two
years. I told the cure of it and he bade
me give back what I had taken, and here
is vour money, oh! to the last sou, I swear
it!”
And the poor girl drew her hand from
her pocket, full of gold and small change
which she spread out on the table beforo
her master.
‘\\hat! You hax'e been robbing me?”
exclaimed M. Grandeadet, filled xvith aston
ishment and xvrath.
"Alas! sir, do not cause my’ ruin! Do
not tell anybody’ of it. I beseech you! You
can see I xvas not altogether dishonest at
heart, since 1 have given back everything.”
“So be it. That is enough; leave me,”
replied the master impatiently.
When left alone AL Grandeadet falls into
a reverie. But do not go to the length ol
imagining that he, in his turn, has a notion
of making restitution of his gratuitx’ of
25.1 W francs. Once for all he regards the
profit as gained, legitimately gained. No
in connection xvith the act of this poor girlj
to whom the priest hud recalled her for
gotten catechism, it is the reflection of a
sociologist, of a salesman, that occurs to
AL Gnindcadet’s mind. lie ponders a mo
ment. Then he picks up the money' laid
down by' Theresine. thrusts it into his
pocket, and then—can you believe it?—he,
the ardent free-thinker, he who has voted
for all tiie anti-clerical laws, he mutters be
tween his teeth: “There is no.use in talk
ing. There is need of a religion—for tha
people.”
Convicts as Road Builders.
From The Chicago News-Record.
The suggestions that the convicts In th#
state prisons make public roads has been
brought forxvard many times before. The
work might be beneficial to the convicts and
it would not be lu competition xvith honest
free labor.
The work of convicts is expected to make
them self-sustaining. If they' are put at
road making, xvho xvill pay for the roads the.n
make? Or, suppose they merely prepare the
material to put on roads, xx-ho will bur it
and pay for it? J
To raise mouey by the general taxation to
pay tor convict-made mads might meet with
objection. Die tax xvould extend over the
whole state, while the first roads to be bull*
xvould be m a fexv counties. Who xvould de
termine these favored localities? And If not
paid for by general taxation under a general
road-improvement lax\' hoxx- could their labor
or Its product be used on the roads? It xvould
then depend ou comities or towns voting to
improve their roads and paying convicts to
do the work. Would they do this iu sufiieieui
numbers to employ all the convicts?
Simpson’s Plea for the Fretorians.
From The St. Louis Republic.
Our esteemed though sockless friend, Hon.
Jeremiah Simpson, says that if the south had
uot tried to secede from the union some thlry
odd years ago we would not noxv be paying
pensions to a million jieople. xvith another
halt a milliou waiting to get on tUe rolls
That may be more or less true, but io has
nothing to do with the ease. If nensiona
xxere a war indemnity levied against ‘ the
south, that might be an argument to justify
them; but actually and legally they are noth
ing of the kind. The south pays its share of
them, but as a matter of fact they are paid
by the workers of the country, wherever they
are found. There Is many a negro in the
south going barefoot because his net earnings
must go to meet such enormous burdens as
this of pensions. And in the north and west
there is many a workingman's xvife and
many a farmer’s wife deprived of proper cloth
ing to support this million dependents who
claim the right to live at public expense.
He Should Know.
From The Chicago Inter Ocean.
Colonel T. W. Higginson says that The Cen
tury doos not, as a rule, print good poetry.
The colonel is one of The Century’s most fre
quent poetical contributors.
Or Because They Nest Out of Reach.
From The Now York Herald.
Wool—Why did they name ton-dollar gold
pieces eagles?
Van Pelt— Possibly on account of their ablh
Ity to fly.
Feelile Shadows of Them.
From Vogue.
Mr. .Tournalist—Are you familiar with th#
witty things said by Sydney Smith, Mies
Percy ?
Miss Percy—Very aHghtlyj onlx
your jokes in the funny pajpM.