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How Workmanly Patriotism
Chooses a "Senator
ONCE upon a time the citizens of a
great State were galled upon to se
lect a lawyer to represent them at
the nation’s capital in certain highly im
portant interests, matters involving their
farms and factories, their highways and
ports, their stores and banks and schools,
their common prosperity and well-being.
For this unusually responsible commission
three men were proposed. One was erratic
and given over to the sensational, a head
long adventurer incapable of co-operating
In constructive tasks, bent ever upon tear
ing down and kindling fires of strife. An
other was a novice, as far as the grave
duties were concerned, and moreover was
entangled with interests of a narrow and
bitterly partizan nature. The other was a
man of seasoned wisdom and Os ripe expe
rience in the very matters to be dalt with,
a constructive personality with established
position and influence among those with
whom he would have to do in representing
his clients, an attorney and counselor whose
Ability stood proved by an alfnost unex
ampled record of efficient service. Which
of the three, think you, was chosen?
The people of Georgia are called upon to
select as United States Senator the candi
date who by virtue of ability, experience
and demonstrated worth is best qualified to
serve their momentous interests. They
have too much at stake as business men
and farmers, too much at stake as bread
winners and taxpayers to settle this quesf
tion upon the shifting sands of factionism
or prejudice or upon any ground less sure
than reason and justice. A South Georgia
citizen, writing to the Albany Herald, aptly
declares: “We should go about our politics
as about any other important business,
and not make the political field a brawling
place that leaves even the victor in such
a state of mind that he is hardly fit to'
handle dur affairs impartially.”
Far from yielding to passion in politics,
aspecially where the matters involved are
□f such import as in the forthcoming Sena
torial primary, men should summon their
coolest and keenest and highest judgment
to the issues. They should be not a whit
less businesslike than in weighing the prob
lems of office or shop or field; not a whit
ess watchful than in making an invest
nent; not a whit less patriotic than in re
sponding to a call to their country’s col
ors. Some there are who would have us
lecide the contest in the temper of politi.
■;al feudists, subordinating our great in
terests and duties as citizens to the pet
tiest of partizan impulses. But this is not
the attitu&e of the thinking majority. It
!■ not the attitude of that well-poised and
happily numerous element of the State
press for whom the Albany Herald speaks
when it says byway of comment on its
correspondent’s timely remark:
Senator Smith has proved his ability.
He is capable of dealing with big pub
lic questions and is a forceful factor
In national affairs, despite the rather
amusing insistence of some of his en
emies that he no longer has influence
in the senate. The truth if that he
has great influence, and that is one of
x the Irrefutable arguments against Geor
gia’s casting him aside while under the .
Influence of the hot factionalism now
raging in the state. No southern state
has a more influential representative
In the congress than Senator Smith. We
do not approve all that he does, and
when that is' the case we do not hesi
tate to express our disapproval. But we
refuse to lose sight of that greater in
terest which z lies in the fact that Sena
tor Smith can serve Georgia more ably
and efficiently than any other man for
whom the senator m ight be displaced.
This is the view of practical wisdom. It
is the view of practical patriotism. It is
the view which every thinking citizen
would take if called upon to select the
ablest ot three lawyers to represent the
Stat’s common interests at Washington. The
people of Georgia know that Senator Smith
has served them with unfailing efficiency
anfl that of the candidates now before
them he is preeminently best fitted to serve
them in the momentous times ahead. They
cannot afford to displace constructive abil
ity for pell-mell radicalism, nor seasoned
kill for rambling inexperience.
How to Beat Bolshevism
THE wisest observation yet made touch
ing the menace of the Russian situa
tion is packed into a paraphrase of one
of the tritest of sayings: “Give Bolshevism
rope enough, and it will hang itself.”
Not by trying to crush it from without,
but by letting it destroy itself from within
is the really sagacious treatment for this evil.
If Lenine and Trotzky can hold the Russian
millions behind them, they will be potential
ly dangerous to Europe and to the world.
But without that base of support and propa
gation the Soviet duumvirs will be of scant
influence beyond the borders of their own
unhappy land. Nor is their doctrine itself
likely to become very infectious unless it gets
a permanent hold on the vitals -of Russia.
THE ATLANTA TRI-WEEKLY JOURNAL.
Anything, therefore, that will strengthen
those adventurers at home should be care
fully avoided by the onlooking world, while
everything that will tend to weaken them
there should be given free course.
On this principle it is obvious that what
ever smacks of aggression against Russia
should be discouraged, and that as far as
possible no policy should be pursued out of
which the Bolshevist leaders could make
pla'usible excuses for their failures and
wrongs. The Russians, like any other peo
ple, will unite instinctively against an invad
er, and as a matter of course will follow such
leadership as is readiest and most promising.
Thus it was that the Polish invasion proved
to be a saving piece of good-fortune for Len
ine and Trotzky at the very time when in
teernal affairs were waxing peculiarly inaus
picious to them. Their inefficiencies and in
justices were growing ever more manifest
to the rank and file. Popular attention was
focused upon domestic ills, and popular in
terest was centered upon ways and means
for remedying them. That being the public
state of mind, it was only a question of time
as to, when the Bolshevist oligarchy would
fall. ’But, when the news flamed forth that
a foreign army was marching against them
and was more than one hundred miles within
their country, the Russian masses naturally
lost thought of internal wrongs and were
borne away by the more vivid, more power
ful emotion. That Poland felt justified, as
a matter of self-protection, in striking at the
Soviet, regiriie may be readily granted. But
unhappily enough, it was a blow that
•strengthened that very regime by rallying to
its standard the patriotic impulses of the
Russian mass.
Such an error, let us hope, will not be
repeated. The interests of democracy and of
civilization itself require that the plague of
Bolshevism be purged from Russia’s life, lest
it spread contagion to others. But only
Russia herself can administer the cleansing.
Only the Russian people can dispose of the
Lenine-Trotzky crew as wisdom and justice
demand. It will not hasten their discern
ment of Bolshevism's onward corruption to
place them on the r defensive against outward
aggressions. They will have no eye for the
oppression and graft which weighs upon them
at home if their minds are fixed upon seed
ing perils abroad. But leave the Bolshevist
regime to itself, deprive it of the support ot
war-time emotion, force it to attempt sober,
constructive work, give it free rein for its
folly, and it will go plunging to its ruin.
What Is Efficient Teaching?
TEACHING should make its way to a
place among the "exact sciences,”
thinks a writer in the Chicago News,
who apparently is echoing certain “efficien
cy” theories that have emanated from the
University of Illinois. Precise measure
ments, definite scales, standardization are
the ideals to which this clickingly calculat
ing reformer would have teachers 'turn.
“Measurement in education,” he avers
somewhat vaguely, “has two functions. It
defines the precise educational objective; it
exhibits the exact degree in which that ob
jective has been reached in individual
cases.” Further;
“In elementary schools in particular
there are exact processes to be taught
—arithmetic writing spelling, read
ing. composition—which can be stand
ardized- to a high degree. There can
be set up an objective standard by
which all work can be judged, so that
there need no longer be reliance on the
« teacher’s opinion—a vague ‘good’ or
‘very good,’ a prejudiced ‘poor,’ per
haps—but the teacher’s definite meas
urement of work. She would become
in this sense an educational measurer
or accountant.”
To the layman’s innocent ear this is the
veritable chattering of a Gradgrind. That
teaching has its psychotechnic side and can
profit much from- efficiency systems is not
to be doubted. The classification of pupils
probably can be carried into a far richer
variety of types than the merely normal,
sub-normal and sup’er-normal which have
proved useful, -indeed beneficent, and for
which we have scientific measurements and
standards to thank. How helpful, for in
stance, it would be to ascertain by meads
of established tests, as distinguished from
haphazard observation and inference, a pu
pil’s stronger and weaker points in mental
functioning, his temperament, his tastes, his
aptitudes for the divers paths of life-work.
There seems scarcely a limit to the service
which science with her keen eyes and scru
pulous balances can render in such spheres.
But when the great art of teaching loses
that warm creative touch by which all art
is characterized, when it becomes a cold
process of producing certain ponderable re
sults, certain mechanical or intellectual ef
ficiencies, it is no longer worthy the noble
name of education. It hardly deserves to
be called instruction. It is dehumanized
and impotent for vital needs. The objects
of teaching are to impart knowl
edge, to develop abilities, and to arouse in
terests. The first of these is important; the
second is more important; but most impor
tant of all is the third. “Knowledge and
ability,” it has been well said, “are disposi
tions, but interests make them active.” It
is in this last and supremely significant
realm that character and ideals are chieflly
fostered; and it is there that teaching
must prove a living art,'not merely a cal
culating science.
The great teachers, from Socrates on,
have been great inspirers; not that they
were continually homilizing or dripping su
gary precepts, but because they knew where
of they taught, because a message burnt
high in their hearts, because a spark leap
ed forth from them to kindle and create.
This Is a standard to which teaching may
well aspire; and if this be 'lacking all effi
ciency else is but the grinding of dead
wheels in dead grooves. *
Whence This Sum, and
Whither?
TRULY, if somewhat tartly, the New
York World yemarks that “although
the Harding campaign is bankrupt
in principle, it has unlimited money.” Con
servative estimates place the amount at
some fifteen million dollars. Now, it may
be with perfectly upright intentions and by
methods unspotted from the world that the
Republican to apply this
colossal sum. But are not the voters enti
tled to know its sources and destinations?
Fifteen million dollars would supply the
public school needs of mahy a State; it
would multiply five or ten times the endow
ment of -most American colleges and univer
sities; it would develop vast industries; it
would maintain great charities. If politicians
and special interests choose to pour out these
swelling funds in the service of their ambi
tions, that, of course, is their right. But
surely they cannot object to telling the na
tion whence the millions flow and whither
they are found!
Caesar divided Gaul into three parts. The
Republican collectors of campaign lucre di
vided the United States into districts so nu
merous that not a procurable dollar could
escape. Gigantic purses were employed be
fore the Chicago convention, three million
dollars having been spent in the interest of
a single aspirant to the nomination. But
that was a mere “prologue to the omen com
ing on.” A marionette candidate having
been chosen and a reversible platform con
trived, -the toll gatherers fared forth with a
resourcefulness that would have Mark
Hanna himself to shame.
Well, its phucity in principles being con
sidered, the G. O. P. cannot be blamed for
its assiduous quest of what some observers
are so unkind as to call “boodle.” “Put not
your trust in money,” counseled the genial
Dr. Holmes, “but put your money in trusts.”
The Republican powers that be have done
both. Every party to ite taste; but surely
Mr. Harding’s directors should be willing, to
say where they got the fifteen million and
how they are spending it!
FAITH AND HEALTH
■ -
By H. Addington Bruce
YOU are a nervous and mental wreck,
or definitely on the way to nervous and
mental wreckage. You appreciate this
and have put yourself under a doctor’s care.
But you feel that he is doing you little good.
You are beginning to despair of ever being
well again.
Listen:
“The surest' foundation of mental health
is faith in things unseen—the sense that God
is in His heaven and all’s right with the
world no matter what appearances may be.”
And listen further:
“Judging from the recent results of micro
scopic inquiry one may suppose that every
condition of illness, 'functional* or ‘organic,’
including nrvous breakdown in all its varied
forms, is accompanied by abnormal states of
nerve cells and nerve fibres in the brain or
elsewhere.
“This is, of course, the position of the
materialistic school as to the physical bases
of disease, and one may readily admit it.
And to do so really widens rather than nar
rows the possible scope of treatment through
mind from the scientific point of view.
“Assuming that neurasthenia, hysteria, and
other functional disorders are associated
with structural damage, then, in the light of
admitted successes of mind treatment, does
not this very circumstance prove that thought,
suggestion,’ ideas can and do actually react
on the tissues of the nervous system?
“And f drectly on the nervous system, why
not directly or indirectly on other organs?”
These are not the words of a “divine heal
er,” long in enthusiasm but short in scientific
training. I quote them from a recently pub
lished book, “The Problem of Nervous Break
down,” written by an English physician ot
unimpeachable orthodoxy, Dr. Edwin Ash.
And I commend them to the ill in general,
not the nervously and mentally ill only. They
preach a gospel that has been borne out by
experience in generation after generation ot
mankind.
Not that it follows that reliance for res
toration should be placed solely in “things
unseen.” As the wisest advocates of spirit
ual healing have long insisted:
“God works by many means to cure—by
drugs, by surgery, by water, sun, and air, as
well as by faith and prayer. But always it
is God who cures, >no matter what the means
employed.”
This is the essential thing to keep in mind.
And as faith in God's power to cure increases,
so, you may be sure, the likelihood of a cure
being wrought is itself Increased.
Whereas a doubting of God, a yielding to
despair, must necessarily lessen the chances
of a cure, if only because of the harmful
effects which despair exercises on the vital
resources.
Hope, believe, trust —no sounder advice
can any doctor give to his patients. Through
hope, belief, and trust many a miracle has
been wrought in the past, is being wrought
today, and is certain to be wrought in days
to come.
(Copyright, 1920, by The Associated News
papers.)
A GOOD TIME COMING
By Dr. Frank Crane
la there a Good Time Coming?
Let us not argue nor orate, but look at the
facts.
Statistics issued as coming from the bank
ers, give us the following items:
The United States is the richest country in
the world.
The bank deposits in the United States ex
ceed by billions the combined bank deposits
of the whole world outside of this coun
try.
We have more actual cash than any other
nation.
Our national wealth at the time of the
Civil War was about seven billions; at pres
ent it is two hundred and twenty-five bil
lions.
In a jingle year we produce by manufac
ture and agriculture more than the entire
national wealth of France.
England’s wealth is only eighty billions,
as against our two hundred and twenty-five
billions.
Os all the wheat of the world we produce
twenty-two per cent.
Os all the oats of the world, thirty-five per
cent. 1
Os all cotton, sixty per cent.
Os all the corn, eighty per cent.
Os all the horses, twenty-five per cent.
Os all the cattle, twenty-seven per cent.
Os all the hogs, forty per cent.
And of the world’s dairy products, twenty
five per cent.
One-half of the world’s pig iron is taken
from the earth in the U. S. A.
Fifty per cent of the world’s copper.
And sixty per cent of the world’s petro
leum.
Besides this we produce twenty-five per
cent of the total production of woolens of
the earth.
Twenty-five per cent of the linens.
Twenty-five per cent of the cotton cloth.
Forty-five per cent of the paper.
Twenty-five per cent of the glass.
Thirty-six per cent of the shoes.
And fifty per cent of the steel prbducts.
That is to say, of the total products of the
globe, we contribute one-quarter (twenty
five per cent) of the agricultural supplies.
Over one-third (forty per cent) of the min
eral products, and
One-third (thirty-four per cent) of the
manufactured goods.
And we do this, having but five per cent
or one twentieth of- the world’s population.
If we go bankrupt in this situation It can
only be by the most egregious folly.
Almost all the bugabood when scrutinized
disappear.
We are not going to have a bituminous
co,hl famine, when the figures of the Geo
logical Survey show that for the last seven
months we produced more coal (302,777,000
tons) than during the corresponding period
of last year (258,277,000 tons).
Anthracite coal production for the first
seven months of this year, 50,575,000 tons,
amounts to 3,268,000 tons more than for
the corresponding period of 1919.
Highways are improving, the Government
(State and local) having spent $638,000,000
this year on roads and bridges, and auto
trucks are markedly relieving railroads in
short hauls.
The railway situation and car shortage is
getting better daily.
Mexican conditions are better than at any
time since Diaz.
The secretary of agriculture says that this
year’s crops will be record breaking.
Dun and Bradstreet give reassuring re
ports of general business and banking af
fairs.
And besides this, our Federal Reserve
Banking System caq absolutely bar a panic.
All this is not rhetoric nor campaign mat
ter. It is fact.
I (Copyright, 1920, by Frank Crane.)
BRAND-NEW AN
TIQUITIES
By FREDERIC J. HASKIN
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo.,
Aug. 22.' —The great and only
industry in Colorado Springs
is the entertainment of tour
ists. A few bricks and brooms are
made somewhere within the city
limits, but suCh small enterprises
fade into insignificance beside the
large and highly organzed business
of soling nature to the public.
Colorado Springs itself Is not spec
tacular, but it is attractively located
at the base of the mountains; is
famous for its healthful climate, and
is the most comfortable habit in the
Pike’s Peak region, which also in
cludes Colorado City, Manitou, and
a vast stretch of gorgeous scenery.
Where the original supply of scenery
runs short, moreover, a new supply
has been provided by various scenic
production companies, so that there
i s enough to keep the sightseer busy
as long as his money holds out.'
Among the principal points of in
terest in this region, for example,
are the historic ruins of the Ancient
Cliff Dwellers, located at Phantom
Cliff Canon, at Manitou. These are
not original. In scattering our soutn
west with their mysterious dwell
ings, the ancients failed to foresee
the future tourist demand of this
particular area and neglected to
build here. But a few enterprising
twentieth-century business men
have. They have reproduced as ac
curately as possible the cliff dwell
ings of the Mesa Verde National
park, at an alleged cost of SIOO,OOO,
and are now gathering large returns
on their investment by exhibiting
the new-made ruins at the price of
$2.00 a glance.
Upon climbing the steep roau lead
ing up the canon, either by motor,
burro or foot, the tourist first be
holds an adobe Indian dwelling of
the type built by the present-day
Pueblo Indians, it consists of two
floors, connected not by stairs but
by crude wooden ladders. The first
floor contains the inevitable curio
shop, with some unusually interest
ing Indian relics, and the second
floor is occupied by a Pueblo Indian
family, which is employed by the
scenic production company to In
dianite the atmosphere and amuse
the tourists.
Here the visitors are organized in
to sightseeing parties, »if they are
not already so organized, and con
ducted by a guide—a young lady of
pedagogical appearance, carrying a
small switch for a pointer—to the
nearby cliff dwellings, built under
the overhanging ledge of Phantom
Cliff. There are eight curious
houses in all, connected with small,
crumbling passageways apd per
forated with tiny, mysterious win
dows and doors. They are built of
stone. According to the guide, the
only difference between these mod
ern ruins and the ancient ones is
the plaster used on the walls. The
ancients used some sort of an adobe
mixture for mortar, which could not
be analyzed by the reproducers, so
they were compelled to use cement.
The Guide Holds Forth
“The cliff dwellers,” says the
guide, holding up the expedition for
a brief historical spiel, “were a pre
historic people whose origin is un
known. They left these traces ot
their existence in Colorado, Utah.
Arizona and New Mexico. Archaeol
ogists have solved many of the lead
ing mysteries concerning this long
vanished people, but many baffling
features are still to be explained.
“Notice the small size of the doors
and windows. These lead us to be
lieve that the cliff dwellers were a
pigmy people, probably not more
than two and a half or three and a
half feet in height—an assumption
which has been borne out bv several
skeletons recently excavated.
“On the wall of this first room,
you will see on example of their
ancient hieroglyphics. These have
never been translated. The rock con
taining them, by the way, is original,
having been brought here with the
rest of the materials.
“This,” continued the guide, as she
led the party through a small pass
ageway, “is the milling room, where
they ground their meal. You will
see by the specimens on the floor
that they used stone implements,
living in the Stone Age. Over here
is a niche in the wall, evidently used
to hold their implements, showing
that they were orderly.”
QUIPS AND QUIDDIES
She was a "daily shopper” for one
of the city department stores. Her
companion, an elderly man, was say
ing:
“Well, anyway this work will fit
you to be a good wife. You’ll know
how and where to buy.”
“Oh, yes, I’ll know where and how
to buy, all right,” said the girl. “But
I guess if I do marry I’ll never have
as much money to spend as I’m
spending now.”
"Well, that’s the same kind of a
position I’m in,” said the man. “I
married so that I’d have a wife to
sew bqttons on my shirts. And nowa
days I can’t afford the shirts.”
A nervous neighbor returned from
his first driving lesson boasting of
his easy mastery of the new car. To
please him several of his family con
sented to ride with him, and things
went well until they reached a go'od
country road, when a car coming up
behind them honked its horn. The
startled driver jerked his wheel to
the right, running down a steep bank,
then to the left, heading into a fence,
and to the right again, luckily bring
ing up in the road.
“Dad, what in thunder are you try
ing to do?” demanded his breathless
son.
"Why, son” replied the new driver
calmly, “I was just practicing to
turn out for teams.”
Jack owned a German made watoh.
Recently it refused to run, so Jack
took it to the jeweler. He made a
post mortem examination, and when
Jack called for the verdict his watch
was handed to him with a piece of
crepe tied to it.
“No hope,” was the mournful ver
dict of the jeweler.
“What’s the matter?” asked Jack,
alarmed.
“Found a cockroach inside.”
“That’s what plugged up the works,
eh?”
“No,” replied the jeweler. “The
cockroach had been keeping the thing
going, but he died at his post.”
The stranger approached the
Washington policeman outside the
Union station and observed:
“Say, I want to go to the White
House.”
“Now, look here,” the officer re
sponded peevishly. “You’re the ninth
candidate that’s come bothering me
today, and it ain’t a bit of use. I’ve
always lived right here in ths Dis
trict of Columbia, and haven’t got a
vote.” —Judge.
Johnny startled his mother by
asking, suddenly: “Mamma, i's there
hair .oil in this bottle?”
“Mercy, no, dear,” she exclaimed.
“That’s gum.”
“Oh!” said Johnny. Then after a
short silence, "Perhaps that’s why I
get my hat off.”
“Back to the Fann”
(Ohio State Journal.)
The department of agriculture esti
mates that the shortage of labor on
the farms today is only 15 per . cent
as compared with 26 per cent four
months ago. After going from bad
to worse for six years it is encour
aging to find at last some indication
that a "back tij the farm” movement
is under way.
A slackening of industrial activity
in the cities has resulted in some un
employment and workers have turned
to the country. Many other work
men attracted to the cities by high
wages hive discovered that the cost
of living was propbrtionately higher
and they have begun returning to the
farms to receive relatively better
pay than they have been getting in
factories. The man in the city get
ting from SI,BOO to $2,000 a year
cannot begin to save the money that
a man on the farm can save with
“$75 a month and found.”
The year 1920 threatened to be a
starvation year, but happily the
prophecies of food shortages seem
unlikely to be fulfilled. Weather con
ditions have been ideal for enormous
crops and the farmers have been able
to get the help they needed so badly.
The readjustment of labor
tion is only just starting . and the
“back to the farm” movement is only
a feeble one just now. But there is
reason to believe that since it is un
der way it will continue until there
is a better balance between city and
country producers.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 2«. 1930.
CURRENT EVENTS
Floods that recently inundated
Saghalln, Island, a Japanese posses
sion, drowned 400 people, destroyed
crops and swept away hundreds of
houses, according to reports from
Tokio.
Kansas figures that she has saved
her people more than $500,000 to
date by the state publication of
•school books, which are sold to
school patrons at much lower prices
than before. For instance, it is ex
pected that SIOO,OOO will be saved
within three years on a geography
alone.
Two big steamships from the West
Indies docked at New York last
week and unloaded the biggest ton
nage of bananas ever received there.
A great crowd watched the unload
ing of the tropical fruit and sma.ll
boys were willing to dive in the
water for floating bananas.
Seven officers of the street car
men’s union who called ttfe strike,
in Denver were sentenced recently
to ninety days in jail f<£r contempt
by Judge Greeley W. Whitford in
district court. The judge found,
them guilty of calling the strike in
violation of an injunction.
American gold coins are becoming
a thing of the past In Spain. Jewel
ers and goldsrniths are getting all
they can put their hands on for use
in making jewelry. Old goldpieces
contain more pure gold than does
European money and as a result
thousands of coins are now land
ing in the melting pot.
The Quaker sect of the world Is
holding a convention in London —the
first gathering ever assembled since
the foundation of the faith, nearly
400 years ago. About 1,000 men and
women delegates are there, many of
them wearing the old-fashioned ap
parel familiar to all readers of early
American history.
On the mission of trying to find
out what America was 12,000 years
ago, a party of Swedish scientists
arrived at New York this week. They
will visit Lake Champlain, Canada,
the northwest and New England.
These regions were in the path of
the great glaciers of olden days, and
the experts will determine what sort
of men first lived on this continent
by study of geologic formations and
in other ways.
William Jennings Bryan has. sold
his handsome winter home in Ashe
ville, N. C„ for $30,000. When the
famous Nebraskan bought the land
and built the place several years ago
he expected to make it his abode
for his declining days. -Mrs. Bryan’s
11) health is said to be the reason
for the sale.
Texas sheep men are in hopes of
receiving about $1,000,000 from the
government pretty soon. The sum
represents an amount they say they
are due owing to agents of Uncle
Sam putting too low a valuation on
wool during the war. The federal
bureau that is handling the matter
seems inclined to award them the
money.
The whipping post, 'chains <nd
other drastic features for the pun
ishment of convicts have been abol
ished at the Kentucky state prison by
Warden W. R. Moyer, who recently
assumed charge there. The whip
ping post had been an institution al
most continuously for sixteen years.
The prison will be governed by kind
ness, not brutality, from now on, the
new warden declares.
China is going to make a good
cotton crop this year, according to
reports from the Orient. Not so
long ago there were rumors that
worms were damaging the crop in
some sections but this danger has
apparently passed. Chinese news
papers say that if the fine weather
continues the prospects are highly
favorable, except, possibly, In the
Shantung and Chill provinces.
If your name is Smith, you can
safely count on having something
like 13,999,999 naanesakes in the
world, statistics show. According
to expert estimates, theer are 7,000,-
QOOO men on earth who belong to
the Smith family and it is generally
believed that there are the same
number of women of the same name.
This army of Smiths is greater
than the combined populations of
Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
The G. O. P. has suffered a set
back, even it was not of a- political
nature. While a group of members
of the United Republican club, of
Brooklyn, were enjoying a card
game at their headquarters a few
nights ago, four‘masked bandits ap
peared, lined the Harding supporters
against the wall at the point of re
volvers, went through their pockets
and departed with about $5,000 in
money and jewelry.
The government of the Bahama
islands has taken steps to protect
the flamingo, that long-legged, bril
liantly-hued “bird of mystery and
beauty,” as he is sometimes called.
After trailing the flamingo to his
habitat in the island marshes and
taking moving pictures of hts daily
life, the experts found that the num
ber of birds had been reduced from
20,000 to about 7,000, and it was
thought best to adopt measures that
will prevent extinction.
Italy is preparing to send 800,D00
immigrants to America. Many of
them are men who had settled here
and went back to help their native
country fight the Huns. The Italian
government figures that it is a good
investment to send its people to this
country as they usually send back
a large part of their savings. This
practice, they believe, is about the
same thing as manufacturing prod
ucts, exporting them and getting
cash payment in return.
Wilhelm Hohenzollern, who once
thought he was going to run the
world, and who almost got away with
it, is now beginning to figure where
he is going to get enough money
to live on. The ex-kaiser’s once fab
ulous riches have dwindled to a few
hundred thousand dollars, and a
tight-fisted treasurer looks after the
money for him. Wilhelm can’t draw
a dollar without the guardian’s con
sent. Mr. Hohenzollern’s sons are
said to be continually “broke,” but
when they call upon father for help
he is forced to turn them down.
Georgia was among the twenjty
states and territories of the union
that produced gold in 1919. The geo
logical survey reports that this state
tied North Carolina in turning out
forty-eight ounces of the precious
metal. The big outputs came from
the Rocky Mountain and Pacific
Coast states, although a little was
mined in New England, in the south
and in the Mississippi valley. .
California led with 840,758 ounces;
Colorado came second with’ 470,990
ounces, Jhd Alaska was a close third
with 437,131 ounces. South Dakota
ranked fourth with 254,820 ounces.
Maine, Missouri, South Carolina,
Vermont, • Texas and Wyoming
were among the states where an
unimportant amount of gcfld was
mined.
Arthur T. Walker, the New York
secretary who fell heir to the $50,-
000,000 estate of a big railroad
magnate, is not yet quite an Ameri
can citizen. He was born in Canada
and although he has Jived here most
of his life his naturalization process
has not been completed. The un
expected making of this, new-multi
millionaire has set all New York to
talking. The newspapers call him
“the man of mystery,” because he so
religiously avoids reporters, dodges
photographers and generally with
holds all information about himself.
Sudden riches have not altered his
daily life in the slightest.
Employes of the Western Union
Telegraph company in all parts of
the country are receiving today their
share of a $2,000,000 bonus which
wasrpaifi by the company to aid them
in meeting the increase in the cost
of living. Each employe received
54 per cent of his or her January
salary under the plan. The payment
is made from earnings of/the com
pany over the first six months of
1926. The next payment will fall
due on February 15, next, when each
employee will receive his share of a
percentage of the company’s earn
ings during the second half of the
year.
Directors of the company agreed
upon this high cost of living bonus
last March. In February, 1921, each
employe of the company will receive
a percentage of his July, 192).
salary.
DOROTHY- DJX TALKS
ARE YOU ONE OF THESE?
BY DOROTHY DIX
The World’s Highest Paid Woman Writer
(Copyright, 1920, by the Wheeler Syndicate, inc.)
N)W there be five different va
rieties of the masculine bore,
each more deadly and to be
avoided than the other.
The first among these social ca
lamities is i the Man Who Talks
About Himself.
He is the puffy gentleman, always
among those present, who has a
sixty-lnch chest expansion and a five
and a half hat band. And he is the
happiest, cheeriest thing on earth,
for he is always lost in joyous con
templatipn of that marvel of perfec
tion—himself. And he is bathed in
a glow of self-righteousness, for he
feels that he is doing a noble and
altruistic thing in telling you how
great and wonderful he Is and per
mitting you to admire him.
The Man Who Talks About Him
self has only one topic—Himself.
But that is inexhaustible. He never
wearies in telling you of the most
insignificant tales of his life. He
will spend hours discoursing io you
just why he eats, oatmeal for break
fast an dtakes his steak medium
done, and when he begins on the
thrilling serial of what he said to
the boss and what the boss said to
him, it is a continuous performance
which nothing save some untoward
accident can stop.
' The Man Who Talks About Him
self sees all lif© in terms of his own
ego. The most important thing that
happened in the Great War was his
buying a Liberty Bond. Talk about
the masterpieces of literature, and
he hauls out of his pocketbook and
reads to you a letter signed by Vox
Populi that he wrote to some news
paper. Speak of great artists and
he tells you that he painted the
house white with green trimmings.
Refer to some frightful catastrophe
that has wrecked cities and slain
thousands, and he breaks in with
an account of the time he sprained
his big toe.
Prudent people flee at his ap
proach, and he attributes it to envy
and jealousy of him, and that no
man murders him is the signal tri
umph of civilization over our nat
ural impulses, for any jury would
acquit the slayer on the ground of
justifiable homicide, committed in
self-defense.
Close akin to the Man Who Talks
About Himself is the Man Who
Rides His Hobby.
Sometimes he is a stamp collector.
Sometimes he Is an amateur pho
tographer. Sometimes he is a stu
dent of the Ancient Aztec Ruins.
Sometimes he is a prohibitionist, or
a ritualist, or a spiritualist. Some
times he plays golf. Sometimes he
is a motorist.
It doesn’t make any difference.
The*minute you get in his society,
he mounts his hobby and drags you
up beside him, and you are off
through desert wastes of talk that
make you pray for speedy death to
come and mercifully end your suf
ferings.
Who cannot recall desolate eve
nings spent in looking over collec-
WITH THE GEORGIA
z PRESS
Joys of th* Editor
Paper is costing many times as
much as it used to. Within the past
three months It is estimated that 300
daily papers and 1,200 weeklies have
surrendered to the sheriff’s execution.
All of which gives you an idea how
we enjoy life.—Butler Herald.
Stick to Your Job
The time is not far distant when
the man who has a good job will
appreciate it and hold to what he
has. Time was s when nobody cared
anything about a job and nobody
wanted to work. Unless all signs
fail the country is regaining its bal
ance, and common sense, hard work
and industry will once more be at
par.—Jackson Progress-Argus.
Exodus of the Hegro**
One would think there is some
propaganda being spread in this sec
tion from the number of negroes
who have expressed themselves as
getting ready to go to northern cities
to learn automobile business. The
labor question will become more
acute than ever If the proposed ex
odus is as general over the state as
it is in Cobb county.—Marietta Jour
nal.
“Oui jagrains”
The many friends of Mrs. Rhonas
A. Davis, who died Tuesday at her
home at Ocean Beach, Will be pleased
to learn that her condition has im
proved considerably.—New London
(Conn.) Telegraph.
“Grapevine” news is wlel known
to newspaper men, but the foregoing
could scarcely be put in that class.
It seems that the proper way to class
it, as suggested by the Dublin Cour
ier-Dispatch. would be to call it a
"ouijagram.” Columbus Enquirer-
Sun.
Happy Is Baxnosvllle
Barnesville, the largest to\vn in the
state that is not a county seat, is
now happy. When the people in the
fall approve the action of the legis
lature, Barnesville will be the capi
tal of Lamar county.—Savannah
Morning News.
Two Kinds of Fools
They're going to forbid cranks go
ing over Niagara Falls in barrels,
but they still rerrnit some people in
autos to beat the train at a railroad
crossing.—Douglas County Sentinel.
Happy Is the Guy
Happy is the guy who makes good
on his own initiative. —Macon News.
Girls Wot Hard-Hearted
"Is the modern girl growing hard
hearted?” asks an eastern minister.
We think not. Look how good she is
to the mosquitoes.—J. D. Spencer in
Macon Telegraph.
They Know More About “Babe”
Some people are dumb when asked
about the League of Nations but
they’ll talk an hour about Babe Ruth.
—Rome News.,
Honoring Distinguished Georgians
It’s a cheaper way than any other
to rear a monument to a distinguish
ed Georgian—to create a county and
name it after him. Monuments on the
map endure. Lanier, Long, Brantley
and Lamar have been thus honored
recently.—Savannah Morning News.
What Do You Know About Thin?
Inconsistency, thy name Is not
woman, but “the public.” Five ne
groes go north and we shriek about
the labor shortage .and one army
sergeant will recruit over 200 white
men in months in one district,
in time of peace, and we applaud their
patriotism.—Dublin Courier-Dispatch.
Lookout, Atlantiaus
“Joy riding” in Cobb county by
Fulton county citizens has got to
be expensive work since the special
deputy has been on the job.—Cobb
County Times.
And Perhaps Two
Georgia has never had a second
run-over primary, but the indications
seem to be they are almost sure to
have one this year.—Albany Herald.
* Editor Bose Ran for Ordinary
Having tried the political game
just once too many times we feel
sad when we read of an editor plung
ing into the “great unknown depths
of sllrpe and trickery.”—Winder News.
Hitting the Bull’s Eye
Don’t laugh at the man who speaks
of the automobile as being "in the
barn.” He probably had a horse and
carriage before you ever thought
of mortgaging the house to get a
flivver. —Brunswick News.
That’s Only the Beginning
It costs more to get married in
Georgia these days just like it costs
more to do anything else.—Thomas
ville ’ Times-Enterprise.
“Intensified” Patriotism.
There are men so all-fired patriotic
they will go forty miles to hear a
political speech, but would not go ten
yards to attend a meeting to help
the community. This kind of, spirit
is what keeps us behind in educa
tion, schools, churches, good roads
and other worth-while movements. —
Jackson Progress-Argus.
tions that meant absolutely nothin*
in his young life, and of turning over
millions of stamps, or photographs,
every one of which he could have be
dewed with his tears of boredom.
Who has escaped the religious or
philanthropic fanatic who fixed him
with a glittering eye and maundered
O’’ lor hours and hours about his
ravorite theme? Not one. For the
Hobby Boro, like the poor, is always
with us, and unlike the poor we can
not give him a dime and buy free
dom and surcease from his tongue.
Third among masculine bores is
the Man Who Beliew*s Aimself a
Humorist.
The most obnoxious form of him
is found in what is known as the
Village Cut-Up. He is the youth
who thinks it is funny to play prac
tical jokes, and who drops ice cream
down young men’s collars, and turns
mice loose in a ball room, and who
achieves his greatest triumphes at
weddings, when he pins signs read
ing, “We Are a Bridal Couple, Be
Good to Us,” on the bags of a couple
just starting out on their honey
moon.
Anything that makes another look
ridiculous, or that embarrasses an
other, is the Village Cut-Up’s idea of
a joke, and it is to escape this pest
of provincial communities that many
people move to large cities. They
fall from the frying pan fire,
however, for the urban variation of
this type of boor is the perpetual
story teller, whose jokes all have
whiskers on them, and who tells you,
as a humorous adventure, that ha*
happened to himself, the funny story
you read in the morning paper.
The fourth among bores is the Man
Who Thinks He Is a Fascinator.
He is generally a sap-headed youth,
or a doddering grandpa that no wom
an would look at except as meal
ticket, or a purveyor of theater seats.
Probably dozens of women have
snubbed him and insulted him, but
nothing has shaken his fath in his
charms, or his belief that he has
only to throw the handkerchief apd
the entire female sex will scramble
for it. He makes love to every wom
an he meets, and asks her if she
isn’t afraid to trust herself With
him, and she yawns behind her fan
and thinks that the only danger she
is in is that of being bored to death.
The fifth among bores, and perhaps
the hardest, of all to endure, is the
Failure Who Knows It All.
He has never succeeded himself,
but Jie is a headliner in handing out
advice to others. He has never been
able to make a living, bue he caA
tell the secretary of the treasury
how to run the financing of the
United States. He hasn't got judg
ment enough to make a corner grocery
a success, but he knows exactly
what should be done about the
League of Nations, and he spend*
his life making people tired telling
them all about everything.
Do you qualify in any of these
five classes of bores? Think it over.
Dorothy Dix’s articles appear reg
ularly in this paper every Monday,
Wednesday and Friday.
Mrs. Solomon Says:
, By HELEN ROWLAND
Being The Confession* of the
Savan-Hundradth Wife
(Copylight, 1920, by The Wheeler Syndi-
e
HOW long, oh thou Foolish Ona,
wilt thou continue to cry out
against the Vanity of men?
For, verily, verily, I say
unto thee a little VANITY is more
potent than a New England con
science! f
And though vanity may be the
cause of many a man’s sins, it !■
likewise the source of most of hi*
virtues.- »
Go to! Is it not vanity that
causeth him to shave his chin, and
maketh his kisses endurable?
Is it not vanity that maketh him
to resist gluttony, lest he lose hts
waistline and his fatal charm?
Is it not vanity that prompteth
him to cultivate the arts and graces,
so dear to thine heart, lest he be
called “dub” amonst men, and writ
ten down a "boor” amongst women?
Is it not variity that drlveth hhn
to the polishing of his boots and
his finger-nails and the pressing of
his garments, that he may appear
“prosperous?”
Is it not vanity that driveth him
to hard work and great achievement,
that the world may say of him, “Lo,
he is a SUCCESS!”?
Is it not vanity that maketh him
to be scrupulous In the payment of
his debts lest he be called' “four
flusher,” and inspireth him to be
generous with his moneys, lest he be
termed “cheap-skate” and "tight
wad?”
Is it not vanity that inspireth him
to acquire knowledge, lest he b*
named “ignoramus?”
Is it not vanity that maketh him
to adorn his wife In jewels and fine
raiment for the confusion and ad
miration of the multitude? i
Yea, even Tils morality and up»
rightness may peradventure, be in
spired by vanity, that he may hear
himself acclaimed, “worthy *
amongst the righteous.
Go to! Was it was not the vanity
of Napoleon, that drove him on to
victory? And the vanity of Dio
genes that caused him to be truth
ful? And the vanity of Hercules
that • inspired him to feats of
strength and courage?
Yea, verily. And the vulnerable
spot in Hercules, as in every man,
was NOT his heel, but in hie
vanity!
Then, I charge thee, seek not to
shatter thy Beloved’s vanity.
For this is the softest spot in a
man’s make-up; and without it, NO
woman can lead him in the way in
which he should go.
Verily, verily, through his vanity,
a man may be flattered unto heaven,
whereas nagging driveth him to per
dition; and coercion rolleth off his
soul, as water off a mackintosh. ‘
For, a man’s conscience may be
lost or mislaid.
It dependeth upon his digestion. It
sleepeth on the job.
But his VANITY taketh no holi
days. It worketh day and night,
without ceasing. It is self-starting.
And, so long as a spark thereof
still liveth, there is HOPE for him!
Selah.
“Th* Things You Can’t ■•*”
The things you can’t see are about
the only things worth seeing, if
you’ll just think a minute, —La-
Gran ge Reporter.
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