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B J DOROTHY DIX
(Cbpyright. 19«»T. by American*Journal
Examiner »
UK flfA'Y JANE" remarked Mlrmndy
I Vl 11 "" Juxt been fellin' me 'bout
* " *dat woman down In Mississippi
whut beared dat a man had been talk
In' dUrnntemptuous 'bout her an’ #he
retch down her plat'd from de ahelf.
an* pegaausted over to hla office an'
ahot him down dead. An’ she read me
•bout anedder lady in Wanhtnfton whut
killed de man whut had procrastinated
dalr marriage ontel deli* rhlllen had
got biff enough to art lak deni Fnun-
tlerojr paces at de ueOdln’ an’ den
flew de trark
"An’ she promulgated bom a gentle
flrl In Ohio dat took a wing shot at le
judge dat was try In* a case aginst Uer,
•n' anodder woman out In de Wesl
dat got even wld de man flat she say
busted her heart by .blow In' off de top
of hie bald.
*’*De Lawd Sakee;* ’srialtu* I. 'but)
women sho’ly la glttln’ handy wld deli
guns, an* de fust news dry knows *oim*|
of ’em lx gwlne ;.i he ornamentin’ dr
rend of a rope’
"‘Not no; ’*pon« Ma’y .lane, dev will
hr a< quitted by dr oii'viitten Jaw.’
” ’Whut In de name of goodness i-
dat?* I axes her.
"'De unwritten law.' ’spons Ma x
Jane. *|m de hark do' to de jail dat you
creeps otlt of after hit Is cost de Ma*e
f<»* million dollars to fling you In dr
front d<»’. lilt's de tiling dat unities
J»it murder to kill anybody for money,
an’ gran' an’ heroic to ahoot ’em In *b*
hark for fellin' dr lroof *hout you or
vour -fmnur ef ynu nrr whut y*or
don't want to hear mentioned*
■An' >ou think all deni lady mui-
derrjs Is $r"1ne to git «»ff free"” I ovo
her.
'Hure,' says she; Me Mississippi lady
a hunch of Just ho handed to her j
i« • Ident. hut des as soon as hit was
done de Jury apologised for hit. an'
nlie'll git a new trial and git off. hii’
nil dat de vuther ladles will have to do
will he it. put on a preiiy dress, an’ go
into rotiiJ an’ look a sort of weak an
soi low fill an' dey will he left off—es-
periall) ef dey is gott.l lookin'.’
'Huh ' ‘*|*on# I
" Well.’ says Mu'y Jane, ’hit’s iniglity
bud U»r anybody to steal a woman’s
gotsl name.'
"'lilt’s a terrible thing.' goes on
reason dat a woman ought not to leave
hit lay In' around loose so flat anybody
kin lake hit flat’s got a mind to. I
ain’t never seed nobody steal a worn-
•in’s good name ylt ef she took keer of
lilt, an’ kep’ hit nrider lock an' key.'
'lilt’s a terrible thing.’ goes on
-Mit’y Jane, for anvh<»dy to tell sean-
dalous things 'lioui a woman.*
•’ *11 It sho'ly am.* *sp*»ns I, 'but ef a
woman does scandalous things I don't
>fr dat de balancenf ttiHs got any eall
to keep from talkin’ 'bout 'em. Ylt,*
says I. T*e attended mo* dan one fu
neral whar all dat de corpse did was to
mention something dat somebody
wasn't ic-hamed of doin’, but was
ashamed of havin' told.'
** Anyway.* remarked Ma'y Jane,
’hit's glttln' mighty unhealthy to trifle
wld a woman's affections In dese days,
By OOROTHY DIX.
for hit looka lak hit's glttln’ sort of
fashionable for women to tote a gun.
an’ punctuate de anatomy of de man
whut Is tryln* to side step de altar, or
dat clrrumloc'utes any tales 'bout delr
carryings on.’
’* 'Dat's so,* says I. *an' hit wouldn’t
surprise me none ef befo’ long you’d be
read In' In cle (tapers dat at de Helpin’
Hand Roclal dat Miss Herald Ine Jones
wo* a lovely thlrty-fo’ caliber, aelf-
cockln* revolver, draped wld blue rib
bons. an* Miss Maud Violet Hmlthers
carried a pink gatlln' gun. an* de beau
tiful Lucille Ann Jenkins toted her Jew
el razor.
"‘As hit is. I should think dat ev’y
lime a man saw n woman dive down
tniii her Jurnit bng, he ! d turn pale
around cle gills, an’ begin shakln at de
knees, flu- don't know wedder she’s
gwlne to draw out a powder tag an' a
fde**e +4****vlo' mum. oi a -pUl*+l. An*
hit’s lots mo* dangerous for a woman to
draw a gun on you dan hit Is for a
l to. for a woman sh«M»ts so wild dat
she's de* us liable to hit you as not.
whilst de mos* of de men misses de
mark.'
'You dfm't *|»ear to have no sympa
thy wld deni ladieH whin takes de law
Into delr own hands, an’ kills de men
whut dey claims has .‘hindered dem.*
says Ma'y Jane.
" 'Well,* says I, ‘1 mout ef dey had
cleaner alates. but. all cle women dat I
ever Is heered ’ls»ut dat felt railed on
to kill somebody for tulkin’ 'bout ’em
was de kind of women dat you didn’t
dnat tell de troof 'bout. An' us for
killin' p man be case he won’t marry
you. hit looks lak to me dat dat Is a
waste of amunltlon when husbands arc
us easy to git as dey are.
""Cose I ain't hud much pussonul
nrciualntnnce wld ladles whut was
quick on de trigger, but hlt'a my opin
ion dal ef u women behaves herself lak
she ouglu |o dat she ain’t gwine to
have no call to kill nobody for whut
ricr wtr 'bom her;'
"Vassum,-dal’s **». 1 a'.Jud de time
when Him Jenkins was down wld cle
typhoid fever, an’ de po’ boy whut
didn’t have no mother, nor sister, nor
nobody to take keer of him. was dat
pllful. dal T went to his room an’ nuvsed
him through his sickness. An’ one duy.
as I was a-gwln' down. I met up wld
Knllny Hue whut done run away wld
anodcier woman’s husbar' on’ war. al
ways a-castln* sheeps eyes ut ev’y man
dat cruat her path, an' she say:
’81s Ml randy, ain't you nfeered dat
folks will tnk ’bout you gwlne dere?*
’Nltvm.* says 1, 'flat I aim*. Nobody
ain’t gwlne to scandalize rny reputation,
ciize I done live so dat hit will stand a
little strain ef hit had to.'
"Yassuni. dat's so. an* dat's whut
makes dls heah unwritten law dat lets
folks off for perfectin' whut dey call
delr honor by killin’ folks look lak
plumb foolishness to me. For dey mos'#
ly ain’t got no honor, an' hit sho'ly
does seem - lak you was strainin' a pint
to murder a pusson for passln* a few'
remarks on whut some odder pusson
done, when dey segasuated off of de
straight an* narrow path.
"Brer Jenkins, ho say. dat we ought
not to gossip, an’ dat we ought not to
remark on each adders frailties, but my
Inn', dat’s w hut keepa de world straight.
Hit’s de fear of our neighbors' tongue
dat keeps most of us In de stockade.
Ult’s gossip dal's de real perllce of de
world
"An\ nrywoy. I don't bettered tn—
murder, lilt’s u mighty messy thing—
especially for women, an' 1 ain’t In
favor of dls heah unwritten law tnakln*
hit so easy >for ’em chit ev’y woman
wld a red-haired temper feels lak dat
wbe kin go out un’ ahffot down any
man da* she’s got u grudge ag'lnst, an’
git off. an’ git her picture In de pifper,
an* a offer to go on d** stage Hit'll
uiuke murder too popular.”
AMERICAN WOMEN IN PARIS
By Ella Wheeler Wilcox
H
UNDMEM of Am.rl„,n Rlrla .n.l | LV.™t.-"I ."V"'.,
women go to Parln er>
“ Inilo
_ .... .. ... )tn Innumerable »ho|. »
P»renu and huahanda we them -all I A)| ,, nr ,_ Pall .
away, and make no protest and give
warning
Indeed, they speak with pride, s
Ing: "My daughter <**r my wifet
Art Oral—and other tilings nft-
Icrwards. . The French man and worn-
r-jnn. hoin and bred In lid- atmosphere,
I ate accustomed to It. They receive
, .. .... v . i. -i- i„ ! their moral and prudent education In
studying o\er In laris. \*i laris l H J,j„. m |,jm „f these Influences and ob-
atid tiie woman especially '
an atmosphere exuding subtle dangers
for any woman who is n*»t particularly
well balanced and endowed with more
than woman’s usual amount of com
mon aepse and prudence and, logical
reasoning powers. * j
Paris Is the center of all that i»
-iiiiil ln~nrt~11f* ~~;
guarded .from all save the best and
highest of their.
She. hears only the la*st mufic and
sees only the best works of art. and
always under protecting conditions
I am speaking pf tlie women who or.
i< w|.v social p islllons similar to those
Beautiful architecture greets the eye
In every portion of the < Jty.
You shop In old palaces redolent of
history and romance.
You walk or drive through squares
which were the scenes of great trage
dies and vast niap-chHiiglnK dramas.
You see on every alternate corner the
game of a street or boulevard which
wives w ho plunge
billows of Parisian life each yeur -
gills of good family, well educated and
g«-nt|v reared In refined homes, where
comfort ami pmhups a certain amount
of wealth exist. All aucli Kiris in
Purls arc carefully guarded and guided
and protected from a too Intimate ac
quaintance with the life so familiar to
the American student or tourist colony.
A yntinc ■woman of 29. n gifted com-
brings to your mind the fact that some ! ! M >scr an***i*erformer of music, told me
area* hero or u**r liteiatnre or m„sl. \ nhf> hn ' 1 "ever yet been on the streets
great hero or war ot liteiature oi in-i-b ; (lf Pai .,„ alonr< ,|„ v or night. I told ber
oi art was once uxsm’lated w ith that I ,»f sights and entertainment*."supposed
locality. Mtatues meet the eye at every! to be essentially "Parisian.” of which
she had never even heard.
With the exception of grand ojiera
and a few of the greater theaters, she
km vv nothing of the theatrical world of
Paris, with Its hundreds of deml-nion-
dalnes, "splendidly’-' attired, given free
nccc«M to foyer and aisles, ami she
knew., nothing of the cafe world, where
these same women queen It for a few
brief hours nightly, the cynosure of all
eyes and the recipients of seemingly
admiring attentions.
All this Is familiar to the American
girl In Paris
And. however moral she Is. and how
ever prudent and sensible, site Is nev
ertheless subjected to danger In Its
contemplation.
There Is no such situation to be
found lD_AtnerlcjL i
_ At itololq lestmmin!- Mild at alMio-
tcls, to be sure, one sees occasionally a
woman w hose name is more familiar In
ruce track circles than In drawing
rooms. Hut she Is always accompa
nied liv an escort, and Is always main
taining a certain all* of i*Mpertubillty.
Ihn the half world of Paris Is quite
another realm from anything to he
found In America.
The hundreds, yes. thousand*, of t
women who roin|>o*»» it make not the I
least effort to be thought conventional
or law -abiding. Th»*v dress cottspirii* I
•Misly ami conduct themselves with a|
freedom of manner ami a disregard .f !
ioiivenllons which make their status'
known, and they are given free en
trance to scores of theaters and to
scores of cafes where they seel; the ac
quaintance of desirable companions of
the opposite sex.
Man.' uie unattended: other* arrive
-with an escort, or with mure A!lit 11 one.
ami everywhere they are objects of at
tention In theaters and cafes, where it
is undeistood that they bring custom.
The American gill, with her student
theatrical magazine* and art revlrua. |subtle in their effect upon the Itnprfs-
whlch often eulogize the women of the *lonoh!c minds of ambitious young
tlie pleasure-seekIng Ameii-jidit
uloglze the . ....
half world. ‘T'lteae various magazines
and review s—a half dozen or m ne
displayed on all newsstands—1 am as
sured by several Parisians are pub
lished aolelv for the entertainment of
strangers here. One may or may not
take this ^statement -** obiM»hii«*—fH«q r
but it would Is* interesting to obtain
statistics regarding the purchasers of
the |K>l1odicals.
At all events, they are composed and
can woman, with her tourist compan
ion. sees all this glitter and glow of
life—the stunning tostuines. the car
riages, the dinners, the "ga\ life.”
widely are commented ui“»n freely
minds of ambitious young
women working for Huccess In Paris,
and ilndlng little encouragement In a
life of loneliness, economy and g<M>d-|>e-
ha\ lor.
Tin icfore. I urge all parents to keep
their daughters In America until they
can secure conditions, for .ikem abruud
which will insur** piotectlnn and com
panionship and safe guidance over the
many dangerous reefs In foreign wa-
tci?-: and I urge every, man who carej
l-t.-n. Ii writers «n<l *..1.1 !.v i f ‘" t,u i^l-plni-** f *•!» horn* to nr-
. ,. ... company his w ife when she goes abroad
vetiil#!-#. un.- of thns.. THOR- f ,„ „|. mK .. (i stav . or to c.mvlm*
iuIii.-o l.o* I|.ubiisl.i..* o scrips of i,p,. t|, at |„ , .tpsirp—tn ro unattpnrtp.i
articles called "Our **harmei*s.” Bach i< a menace to the peace ami security
was the life and exploits of some deml- , 1 ^ domestic life.
tnotoloiti.. of irost nr present times-* •'r.lirsl-nnilev, ryll.lnR else aft-
—: 1 . . * . -^nLarit. .inay.Ju fur n liiolto in Paris,
•. Z ;mg;-rvn.-;r-_noTnes-nT»t. .teen nnniRht ;imi enilionmenM
Into prominence by kings, princes, mil- | „f women are so unlike the con-
llonalres or men of genius. I ditions surrounding the AmerlcaiiH; but
one of the most notorious of these jit will not do for a motto for Anierl-
extulled as the J can girls rind wives, howevci artistic
Pcrisl.i
ELLA WHEE 1 ER WILCOX
phase of Parisian ilfe. and she wonder
If It can he that the Ideas III A merle:
are too provincial; If these women an
not better than the moralists would I women now living
have us believe, and. If she does n>»t queen of her realm—the only existing I uiid ambitious they may he
show her limited knowledge of human repie-entatlve of the departed glory of i And do not make the egotistical error
nature by thinking the half world . su • old fJreece! j of taking if f«»i granted that because a
very much worse than-the other half | The respectable young women of j woman's your dmightci or your wlf**
Again. I must assert that It requires 1 Paris run no chance of reading these ' that she is hc-vond or above temptation
much good sense, culm reasoning and a j magazines* or hearing such theories , and Incapable of forming false ideals
tine balance for a young American I presented; but American women buy j of Ilf-
woman to live In this atmosphere and I whatever they like at news stands and , “Le ad us not into temptation, hut de.
not lower her standards I book stores at home, and they do the, liver us from evil." was meant for all
Then, too, she buys and reads French j same here; and these Influences urejthe human family.
THE RACE QUESTION - : By Mrs. Un A. Logan
J
HE HA«'K question grows apace j
and has recently caused great*
rnnmmtPm-att tin* ♦HOHrUyv^
“”YTc gTr ncr nrrrnuTmTTwt'iw ttrhHHmr f
- this quealiou is coulitred to tin: negroes
In the Honih ihst we lose sight of the
Fat t that tr Is the cause o£ quite as
nun li trouble In the North and West
Tire -Orientals, -who Imve .wlthln the
past few years come to this country in
swarms, have in many cities crested
great alarm on account of their Inti
mate mingling with the young people
of America There or-, of coursp. edu
cated Japanese and t’hlnese who have
been granted every « ourtesy and liber
ty enjoyed by the citizens of this re
public. hut in thcli wake a horde of
undesirable |>er*nn* of these ra»*es have
Insisted upon twtng accorded privileges
and considerations to which they are
not entitled, and which would he denied
even to native American* of a like
objectionable class. Their tenacity to
their Oriental ideas of civilization, ed
ucation ami social questions can not l»e
denied, and as these Idea* are totally
at variance with American ideas of
good cttlzen'htp, It seems quite reason
able that the people of the Putted
States where there are to be numbers
of Asiatic immigrants should be nl-
' lowed to he the judges of whut Is the
, best method of providing for this class
to the guarantee of proper protection
of our own i*eopie tr un uncoveted asso. |
elation* ami u tv American sentiments j
and practices it has not been claimed i
that even in <'.illfornl.t they were re
fused the opportunity of acquiring ed- i
Ucutton. The people of tin* state have,
however. Insisted that there'shall la* |
separate school* f,.r tit* Japanese and J
the t’hlnese. and If thev were in earn- j
MRS. JOHN A. LOGAN.
because In the discussion of these
questions the mistakes of these for
eigners will he graphically pointed out.
Fair-minded people must agree thnt
great progress has been made In the
negro question in the Houth, and If It
were possible to raise up a few more
such leaders for the colored race ns
Xloukci T. Washington the sMotion of
thin problem would be reached at an
•■ t „b -l,,.-. Hii-nr"'*- P f ’I”’ a ...
army
AN INDIAN SKNATOR.
question hn* made it dlfTUill!' beyond *
Since tjnny dhsl. tin* mitloiinl congress
Inis Im‘«*ii w I (limit an Indian senator. Now I j
tlie want Itiis ls»en supplhsl by Kansas. - ■■ —■ —
Itepreseiitutl'e i burlei « mth. who Is to i (Copyright, 190^, by Amerit an-Journal-
dike Senator lleiismi's sent, whleli neiisoii I * Examiner.)
i.Mik iu Muci'essiuu tu It ti it on lust year, I* . * Home, N«»w.
In.ll ... III. mni.h-r ,.«» lltL- Kntv J ^ ft 1.1 v 1 tifiintl Hi .V I.110EY: V*
By
George V. Hobart
M kix
—f*
mid 111*» fill Iti-t* 1
ei.-T.sT mm bet
expression because of the fact that an | turn the Uierok.-e nii.e,
anomaly 1* presenter! m i be c»m- : amt iramn ami LIunLeU ou j Dro:ul
dltiniiK in the Hmith The ftegnu 1 * werr ! tk:* twrliH cf hie rw*tn se a- vi*lbU’ fcukvu.'
brought to the Southland without con-J "f Ids right to fnun;* Imlinii leglslnt on in
iidlmi
l*e»*ii
their descendants have been h»
since the foundation of the government.
The white people need tlie negro In the
South. He is espei hilly fitted to ||\e
anil labor there as no other iuce could,
and there will come a tline.jyhen the
Interests of the negro and the 'while
limn will require the negro's presence | fn ,, fj,.,, |
in the South. The experiment of Itnl- : n„. | n «u
"Inuliin" states-
spisil; of Tniii
Illllgle .
munv. (Mu* Is lie* Quay ami Wurrei
Teller type wlilcti couldn't
tlie red Ill-other Use
irlng tti.it ailgtit
and
vu^glat lu gnt
’hlnchlniiatl. und
know- dot y«m v
».l! mu del dtiiimner tnzr-eix.
Vour mother says It dot l should ftff
v.ni in hi* lei let all dcr Jiome-newe,
vivil I vftll dll 11.
All mi* quiet at home mil der eggs-
ccption dot burglars broke in our house
Vednesdrty night urtd stole half a dozen
1111,1 | knives, but dey showed vot had table
im* I manners dey hat by forgetting to took
itie ! der fork* also. I toll der police nbould
I had Imimi guiiruiitusl to j it. but dey set der « lioke vas on dor
\ t-<i|t[ier 11\etui ireiiiles nml luii'glurs. bemuse to took anydlng sharp
tan labor bus been to a certain extent [ sgreeiin-.iis i lieir work lin* Ihs ii f«i tons- f |jkr a knife Jnttnuld leaving a penny for
successful, hut no one save the negro j eii rlvcto mid "Jolty" the Imlinii" l ui lis • j, ,m s friendship
can cultivate the large cotton planta- M- «f 1 l,, ’ I ,M * r -l"'‘ r 1 hV. till! vas l,oro Mt ho,nr mlt t,er
"".IK, it ml thrm tire «l»f tnonl.1 ' ll1 ' i ^iVifti'.’.. 'im'n* .nn'Ini.-tlv" InSlti.. Uvl# | .•RKw-eiitlon . n *!**>' fernmmeter *ot
South who recognize this fact. There Is
no doubt that the men of wisdom .*r | |; „|
both the black and white races will
eventually agree upon an adjustment of
the question on account of the Impossi.
billtv of either to do without the other.
The prophecies of Holy Writ have
long since foretold the conflict that
would arise, hut that peace and har
mony would eventually unite all man
kind.
MRS. JOHN A. LOU AN.
it. .•iinKrvH- ivl>" Tm« 11t.r .l >i.*i ud.lrr night un.l vent down
it ijcnl wit li t’tif tiuslern IimIIiiii prot*- ti» t’rce degree* below keno. vlch burst-
... la Kaasm the.\ say that the nillremls j, ,| der vater pipes, und for two days ve
fl.i t.it riutl*. It'd the IimIIiiiih. ut say . ( 1M , an ; ,nark of plumbers In our midst. I
-at*-, at* glnd to if the rslluxuls tu *•»•■! ( S von of der most eggspenslve J
Instance mic«i*f«i (outers. ^ |diseases In nil der history «»f nux
vomlcn.
V». vas all veil und happy at home
For the Michigan Peachea.
icai , ^ , i...t;.in,* cRRK.*o,„ion ^ ^ ur ^r,^
Isirltes Iniiniatc that It’s Just Ih 1
DOES RADIUM COME FROM THE SUN ?
Is located then*.-lomsiug
By
Garrett P. Servi«
est In tht Ir «b-ir.- to avail the
of these oppot tuiutle* tlu-v « rrtalnlv |
would not ioni|.inln any more than the
nerto ha* the t ight t » ol»1»«t to -»:p«- |
rat# school* In the 8«»uth. - these j
T
ll 11.
lc.ld to
umy Interesting speculatliins.
s um* of tit#*in possfsslng th** highest
Interest a* affecting the life ami com-
tort of the earth's inhabitants. Just
what part radium plays. If any. In the
life phenomena of our globe
siiQiise side of the earth—the prow of
the t.*trestlini ship-might be expected
to exhibit somewlint different atmos
pheric phenomena from those expe
rienced on the other side
do not The rotation of the earth on Its axis
. hut If It Is Important to us from would also have a sltuilat vlfect If *.t
ltlt.it point of view, then the question oft were performed at a greater velocity..
11h uiigin and of the continuance and ( hut since the velocity l> at about a
i • guloi it v of the supply i** of prime * th.iusiuul tnifes an Iffpir. at the equator.
'int*-t«-it it appeal* too slight to play «n> pci-
' According «•* Professor Jolv’* •'tip- ceptlhle pan
position, the sun darts forth particles Htippor-i tin Miiantlty of r.idlum emlt-
of radium In all directions with siifll-j ted rtutn the -un should suddenly t**
n * !« leu velo.iiv to enable them to reach | gnatlv ln« reused, or. on the other hand.
•p'Tlght. 1907. by \V
HE myntirv "f the oilgin of r.nll-
tint lies Just received a new **\-
plnnuthdi It copies from l»n»-
r J. Jolv. of Ti lultv College. Hub-
schools admit all appil. mt- la twi . n’lln lu Id- opinion, that wonderful
certain as* * und have ui**t a- g"..,i. substance I*, not on. ..t the . rigtual
teachets as those emp;.i\. i t . t.-a> it I«onstltm id.' of tin inrth l» ha- none
the children of while . itizens «*f the ! to u-. and 1- stilj coming to n« from
t’nltcd Htate* .,t..i t •»' have n«» right j hryond the IlmilM of our p ain t It-
to ask for more than ha- 1 »• «*n a.. r.lcl * iii->-i pr.dmtd. source I- ti'* sun
to them Tin complaint I- that then'I 1*t .f. -v,»| Jolv mp'u- in the Ib
is a discrimination !»• tw** n them and t pi.j, .*. that it radium were, as ha*
the children of other r.ati maMth - !•*-• J. tali' ht. n a-niuied. t regui.il
Ing »lRht nf. Ill- f»'i umi "I! •'il.t*. .Kin... m ,.t in, .tit Hit. .**. UM. .tH„*ai .hr t "V .hiiIi In ul.mtt fou. .lava Tl.at no*,'that IU,* *U|i|tly 'lnml-1
l.uioptdi to .It • *• - . tn I hi rotk- In the foim «m l<" ntotlut . u„ u id mean a velocity of about n mil- denly full what would he the conse.
*u mile* .in hour. !qu».n. t*’ Perhaps It would he serious
Hltice the rndlum I- sent forth con- | mid perhaps
Into t.ur house last Tuesday und stole
t\... vases from der mantelpiece und
four octaves Horn tier piano. I tolt der
. police ahotiid it und der police smiled
un lously.
All \a* cherful here at home mlt
• let eggsceptlon dot your I’ncle Her-
m tn Hplevln Is 'visiting us from Pater-
- u N Chav, und he has brought mlt
. him an attack of nervous procrastlnu-
■ jtlon. vlch forces him to look a glass
of viskey efery half hour py tier doc
tor's orders, vlch Includes In der pre
scription dot I must pay for der viskey.
Der only satisfaction nbould It is dot
GEORGE V. HOBAQT.
Herman.vas on his vny to der Zoo ven
lie arrived mlt us. und now It Is only a
question of a few more half hours be
fore his collection of vile mice und pink
enterpedes vIII be complete.
Ve vas all veil at home ipul eferyding
vas peaceful mlt der eggsceptlon nf
your mother, vlch concluded vunce
more dot she vas getting too fat, so
she secured annuder passion for physi
cal torture to tease herself thinner.
Last night nbould o'clock she hat an
attack of Indian clubs, vim of vlch
vas contagious, because It settled on
my chest und spoiled by singing 'voice.
Den she became uilachrd to u pair of
dumbbells and struggled mlt dem for
flvj* whmu*. until-run nf-dem left her
mul. -Xiim. .ouhl . tlu'oqgh tier liedrpoo
vlpdo'v, vlch caused a rush of police-'
men it* der scene. For my (*art, I dink
laintisa is n-* crime, blit an . angry
dumbbell in der hands of a veak vom-
un Is der vhir IcAdz ould cn
der road to ruin.
All vas quiet und peaceful at home
mlt der eggsceptlon dot burglars broke
Into our house T'urstay night und stole
der alarm clock. Dls cornea as a great
blow to me, because now I vlll not be
able to know ven to vuke up ven der
next burglars come around. I tolt der
police nbould It. but dey set dot time
vas flying und how could dey catch a
tempus fuglt burglar mltould a airship*
Ve Vila all veil at home mlt tier eggs
ceptlon dot your leedle brother .Max
has an attack of Indian fever, vlch
caused him to took der carving knife
und enter der parlor stealthfully. vare
he climbed up In a chair und hcuI|mm1
a (minting of t’hoige Viusliington Cross
ing der Delavare. He removed Chorge’a
vlg from der right ear to u (mint
nbould slgs Inches from der Chersey
shore, und ven your mother found him
he hat moved tier chair ofer unter a
painting of Frederick der tiros*e und
hat separated Frederick from all of
his buttons und part of der Imperial
hln. After sefernl doses of your moth-
r's slipper der Indian fever has sup
sided. und leedle Max Is so busy try
ing to figure ould yen he vlll be able to
sit down again dot he has no time f.*r
udder eggsphdt*.
1’ddervlse ve vas all veil und happy
at home. Yours mil luff.
D. DINKEL8PIKL.
Per t J purge V. Ilolmrt.
THE PROFESSION OF FRIENDSHIP
By
John Anderson Jayne
0
I .III/* d
ilph-d-l i
emit • ti t"
• Tr m - jn
an l. havt
tniinlgranis ft
have manifest.it ti
public, and Imv* I- •
citizens, helping t-- !••■«■
dens of th.- nation in
ranks «'f "UI him \ and
the government .Mato
died on the fbd.l >f L >
have lieen l-'st u ►.*.» ti
their adopted toumry.
tbejr children's children
all the prtvlleg.w An ,\
corded to chllJien *f n.f
Bven the < ■ i*.i.-l ».*• ••
tlwy can have ».
withstanding th*" t * •
the defense of Co 'a
Own among *oi •** (•• *ph , “
Tht re l« li** cctnjt.i i - -li i .*••»'* n the •*
due- of th** negr • and « f r*•• Jap- J _
anesc or t’hlnese.
The go*si advtn "Li* h ! ..* • *i gtv- M
en t*» tlie colored (*•-•»(■•• - old Le
given to discontented r *• :t*,. p- i n*
^should learn by dr'<o«,'t. t- A n**t* ,?*. ,'
Institution- nn*l loyalty ■ g i -
mant they deserve to I nntu .
I zed citizens of the rmt*i Nt.it* *■ »*«•-
for# they complain «*I disittinina u •
■.against them.
N«» nation on the gl do* would *.«\* »
C|»cned wide hrr *1***0- and av.onuf *
• jn* acquislt|,*n **f kn**"iedg*
Mods as has the t’i.u* .| Ht.it* - t .lap- *
aac-e utol t*hln«s«*. t.» -a' Ii 'tldm
ib# friendshifi extended t » Jn|*aii In * 1
Vwr wit»' Rn-sia to** tino-h**n •• »
friend of th# United States, nml it .
to !>•* ho|*ed that attei a 11111** ietle* :t -u
th# Japan* s«* "III ie«||z** that It t* a
crai rle-* thing n them t*» tlemand un- . I*
rr9s**n/.ble re.-vid*l**n
There i* * qiiestli*n but what ttils*|
trhO# 3ka:tvr wl 1 be i'JJosivd a' om.e.
In tla
element, titanium, then th** **f
i* * •** , »an would ne*ess*irll' contain a 1
, o gic.n i quantity of radium than I-
a. fuallv found In them Next, h* shoes
* I,.it th*- ’ i.uitum loi.nd geneiall.' *il--
tn;.ut*.l all *»vei the i.utli can n**t ha\*'
* oiiii* from 'oleanoes. h*« au-r th** Int-
»e» at ■ local phenomena and ladluin I* ,
•' * s v" mi »■ Fliutllv. h\ the processor
* \. lusmu. ii* j.rit'c- at the . **m li|-t**ti
(hat th* onl\ piohahh s*>ur»c **f Hu*
radium f**un«l *»n Un laitlt must he,
nt forth con-
space thiougli which tin*
-UI!
Itf-e-T? ti*»rr*VYTte- -
un * ••mtiiu illy • xj c-
lilWuUi -fiii44u (»•♦*♦*. \
m**iu th*"*- nullum mu
• »* • S' i* amltig **u*
* ii* •*uut» i - tin earth,
losph**:* ft it* I. gi.tiluallN
t hmuglit to the
qutniii I*
>• wrfaee
well t*.* mini
•I to
tla
•*ll
settling d*»" n.
sut fa* e »•! tin*
min- and air
tinuallv
In Us tegular Journey
;.i.iund the sun mint be more oi less
ili.u ge*| on all sides with |*ai Heirs *»f
that suhst.un* . -•* that our gl«»be trav-
11 — through an tn'l-tble *1 »u*l **f radio,
ii* - * I' n t outs. which shoot out from the
-un itinl puss through s|»a»'e like the
iavi of light, but "Ith much -mallei
11 loci t Jt
• If this Is so. air.I If the velo*lt\ *»f th«-
~t ; >* U'mg radium U that asaJUicd by Pi -
of l.i-t.i J,d" the motion * f the eanh m
and ; Itx orbit rrtov t to\ -••iii** part In the
lilting i» in strl.»l pin nomcna The
th 11 it\els t « ,irl> nine
on»l Iti Its *»i hit. o.. s.i
hour Thl- i*> .itiout
the assumed ' ••!*•« it?
n nullum There -In
a measurahli
that 1 I' of radium
tell, bo-
i»ire.uly r« marked, the part
placed |»y radium in th** economy of the
••ui ih as a habitable planet Is two ' et
understood Itut Professor J.»l>'s tln -
oia lends additional llitere-t t*> the sun
ns' the source of hltheilo unicnignued
effects up*m tire earth.
F ALL the flowers that bloom In | pulse of the other thought, may hold
sweet communion one with the other,
though separated by great barriers of
time and spuee.
(.lire "Mite my or a neaumui j | Pn ,|shl|» I- the sacramental table
omul which, full of l*»ve and dent
in. true hearts may gather, ami "ith
sweet remembrances of past rejoicing
the gulden of life, on the Island
of time, the sweetest and rarest
white Illy of a beautiful
frh mishit
Friendship I- the Itest gift of the
Eternal to man
Ii- Impulses ai«- of divine oi.gin. j gratitude for present blessings and un
deeply Implanted In the Iniwi - j S | H> | %I ,„ ph*(|g«> for future * o-o|*erutl*»ns.
,**•”•* *.*'•'*'— " r h*'nK* H» r*.*»t# i j fr ,„„ th ,, .„„ iam .. n , better nttml
«"to..*. 1 nml n.'urM.M^hv I Hn ,, i f., bin,ten ,>f
lUHUUK'S ESSAYS.
!*\'\va.U\M F H• UK.
and the gentle rain
'll** autl fit I a- it I- redolent with I’** 1 - I
fume. *»nr would Imagine It an exoticT*'*;*•
tr*»plcal plant, but under all *kjg*j tna!
if the battle *«f life
I thus flint Us
r.»tc depth Ii
* high *1 "Ith ;t-
the w.iteis **f ii
" dirrusing 'iu
[ :::.y
i.i*llum is ale
i tin*
arts
side
lh.
n miles per , ' '
70.000 miles ' • "
• fourteenth liim*
i\ of tim sun- •
lould. iherefai**. up
•* In the quuntt- wi**'i
the atnu'sphei *• f ui. ti
arth »**»m- t .i„„.
i’oWAUDS
cu that Mil
lax Thare
he
ay «V live
fried'* loeii
a *i»wsr»l
iwii town
sum other
a sweet-throated song-
\, outstretched pinion-j
an hear **ur troubled and per-
p'tuih#**! spirit- far above tlu* noise and
the cinnage of the butt
Friendship Is the spirit of the Eternal
which, admitted Into life, cherished and
obeyed, makes of a Ilf** a glad, sweet
song; rejected, turns life Into a parched
and mocking desert, the only Inhabi
tants of which at* false hope*, lost
ambitions and baseless dream-.
T*» profess friend-hip f«u a ifl'an Is t• ►
t ^ make life's greate-t profession! When
frll'n’d. m'ihVr"h# wlin‘li'rt'miiiy"* i l*">f*•»»■■•' , o.-".J-* ,1 «' « , *;1 '*• »<■>»«•
and in all climes throughout all age
sends forth it- flower and foliage to
purlfv and uplift mankind.
It is a delightful task to study Its
gniwth and analyze lis well rounded
an*l delicate consummation
Hupp' the man who Amis friendship
I Is paler tie who attracts friend-hip.
while happiest of all Is he who retain-
fi lendshlp.
*'all not the chance ncqu«ln\nn
lie your
• till lulled "Ith the -UP-*
• j.. , at * tmpam tug *11
>,l . I hat -I !«• of t lie <
Side. f<>
the
"III silo
It
ih o.hei
•i> wl i*ioCvsaoi July in
he sun i-
l-lng that nlwitx- *;•*••- ahea*! Ilk*' th.*
f.„ p«.ve t'l rt sht|*. nrd tlt-rt* t*M^*ptamMj
am *d rn«llum encountei
imi-t he larger than *»n the i
un It tin* cntraiwe **f the i
a *i the atm**s|»hn *• were an
•«n phenomenon - thnt i- t*» -
.ill' means of deteitmg it-
lill • n* * IS It IS |Ntssihh* that ti’
up, in the sup|dy abo'e ref»*rre»l »«» coal.l
l*e limitsulet! If f«*i the mere sake *‘f ^
tihistiHtlon. It were !•* he assunoil that ’ *, (
fu -h iwtlium • in* 111ik the aimo-plo-i* | ,, (1 ,
ufTcvt# its vlcxtrlc xt*inlitlons, thru thu luxcitnl,
th
>*»m
th
-*x quat
gi\• n time
rear side
• dlfTvi
and sincere In hi- protestation-, he Is
offering the -**« ret treasure.- of his life.
,7f the depth ot his heart's ufTet tl*»n ami
t*irat|on his soul, theiefo
» them al*»*ut the tilin' ^ -
J",*k I*. bUKlnw* .iMKorlntp, njltlifi* I." *h» .►
m ...,*> i»ik .' "ot .. tin. i y*«»f companion,
Ii* *a iii lie s.t> s \Wi\ sloideiit , ’’n,.,..-' KMemUhlP I- ,h »’ aspllHtlt'll of his soul the
w! * Siiml he nil II « ow-, friendship- max spnng utrioisnip IH * r f ', , n f f, i,. n ,|-hlP i- li
a .a* -i irts talk lug ! not founded me chance meeting, husl- I profeszionoiirientismi
. k.M-. z. touV riesi intwre-1 or v«*nipenlntlty though I rri ' prole, si n
tiik ;•» ait these may enter Inti* Its coiii|»*taltlori. ( Ha(*py the uisii
— — - p („ founded ,m honor, rrzpfct. love j kindred
and truth, and. more than nil the-e. af
Unity.
Ki lendshlp ts the magnet I
When you have a ft lend, hind him to
your heart with hoops of steel, ami he
ns true to him as you would have him
he to you.
Even in Kantai.
If n topple of 11aim had crashed into
each other at the door of the ladies*
waiting room of th * union depot at
about a o’clock this mottling m* one In
the nepot would liaxe noticed it The
depot mustei stood motionless holding
up a morning p.;pt r—reading the Thaw
trial. At tip lunch stand the "nitres*-
cs drape** themselves over the* morn
ing paper, absorbed in Hig Thaw trial.
M th> n*w- -rand the young man In
chinge leaned his bend **n Ills hands as
h rt ticiit *v«'i a morning |iai*er. lost in
tlie Thaw trial. At the windows of the
llck*»t ortlcc the tlckit agent f«»rg*H all
tn reading tht Thaw trial. In the "»*m-
* n’s waiting i sun groups *»t women
looked over each other’s shoulders, all
trying t«* rem b «*tie |>a(*cr at the same
t llnu -Thaw trial. The men are always
j leading Hie papers lit the depot, s** It
w i- nothing new to .-ee every man In
tip* men's waiting room hurled behind
his paper, deeplv Interrsted in the
Tin*" trial - Atchison Globe.
life'
most
• h
• .mi
Ignorant #nd Happy. -
• .« *|.| . jutiiwiiilt **f U*i—ia i- «
***<*»\hr p-wui**-* «n,i
.ill IIU !«li.*t.*kmj*li** show lib" to of tw* Itxes
Influem <
finds
ul that Ids In art will rejoice
. in the offering of the profession,
i Unworthy th** man who trades upon
his fellows with the sacred profession
For Thot# With Hindsight.
! When n partner said to »'i|'*'ImII**!i. itis
! jjr*'iit wlil-i |»ln>» r. T, lf you hnd *l**m* **»•
1 aial ••*. xv»*‘i) have made stvninl so." lie
! ill" *v- r»*|*ll*il
; |»l*l you »*'cr hear of the story of your
uncle n lot " "tn a un t V"
| If the player laid heard It he would at
Im—uip* silent, wot wishing to hear It
. Ih it.*
hi* h i- often tin
lie |s silid ti
1*1 hern!* llltf
Ualtluiore American.
.... . - . iff
gativc- i of friendship, and equally unworthy oflnKalu, It h • had not heard It
, "nn,l"nrr tb- mnn uba. a. ui bts tile j t „iuv in l.l. C-Mnortinn „f Ih" BKine nnj
|,r.i(,*KKl,,n In n aordld. K"IU»I> ki.I.Ii* i ,„.„,. **
RlvInR nothlnR In return, ami »h>> uki-k Tn ,. n «■„vri»ll-t> -mil,I fnmn nu,| ray la
It In the marketing |.Iki*i- >,r amt.lllnn a „,i,, m „ >„|...
to further hi# own personal and private I *'if your aunt b#*t Iwn a num she would
iut»ed and balanced tu the YelntuMm- enda. > our aeile.' , -Waahlagtoa star.
and complement
*.f the fiat and czarina*# weakness i*f each with the stiength «*f
e other.
th. mu : CC#n<l-t.ln l» l"c.**lrrle« irleg.aph