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THE ATLANTA GEORGIA* AND NEWS.
nATriinAr. iiAHCH t m.
MIRANDY ON THE LADY MURDERERS
BY
DOROTHY DIX
(Copyright. lt©7. by Amerlcan-Journal-
Examiner i
€i\ /fA'T JANE.** remarked Mlrandy.
lvl*'has Just been tailin' mo 'bout
----- !r* M'MlMlnnl
irhut heored dat a man had been talk-
In* dlacontempfuous ’bout her an* ah#
ratfh down bar pistol from da "half,
ait* Mfaauatad over to hla office an’
•hot him down dead. An* aha rtad m#
•bout anodder lady In Washington whut
klllad do man irhut had procrastlnaJed
dalr marriage nntel dalr chlllen had
jot biff enough to act lak dam Faun-
tleroy pages at da weddln' an* dan
flaw da track.
"An* aha promulgated 'bout a gent la
girl In Ohio dat tool; n wing allot at .1a
judge dat wbn try In* a case ujrlnat liar,
an' anoddar woman out In da Wait
dat jot avan wld da man dat aha aav
buatad har heart l>y Mowin' «»ff da lop
of hta bald.
."'tv I.aw-d aakca!' ’sclalm* I. 'but
woman aho'ly la titlin' handy w Id dalr
juna, an* do fuat nan a day know s some
I of ‘am la gallic to l»a ornamentin' d«-1 sotmwful an* day will Tie laft off
leend of n rope' pe*-ial)y af dey la jo<mI lookin'.*
“‘Not so.*'span* Mft'v Jan**, 'day will • •Huh,’ I.
ha acquitted. by da unwritten law * , '• Wall,' auya Ma’y Juna, ‘hll'a mighty
•• •u>o* in «i« nmntf , t f vn.Minn«« .* I bo*! for anvhodv to staul h woman's
dm?* I axes har jgood namt.'
*"|)a on writ tan law.' spun* Mas? "Hlt'a a larrlbla thing.' goes on
Jana. ‘Is da back do' to da Jail dat von dat a woman a#ugl»t not to laava
• raaia. out of after lilt Is < «.h» da *tn»«- | hit ln>ln' nround looaa so dat anybody
fo' million dollars to fling you In d»* M !*• take hit dnt’a got a mind to. I
front do*. Hit's da tiling dat tn.il."-h'b*'* m-ver *ee»| nobody steal a wnm-
hIt inurdar to kill anybody for money. J •in'" goo«| name \ It ef she took keer of
an* gran’ an* heroic to shoot >tn in il* | bit. an kep hit omlar lock an key.
hack for tcimr da trnnf ‘bout you «c| HU* a terrible thing.' foe* op
your fanibiy af you ara whut you I Mn • Jane, ‘for anybody to tall senn-
don't want to hear mentioned* jdiilous things bout a woman.
"'An' you think all dam lady mur- "'lilt sho Jy atn. *l M »n* I. ‘hut ef a
dcrwja la gwine t<- git off free"' I a-
lier.
'•'Sure.' says aim. ‘da MIssNMppi l.i
got a hunch of justice handed t«* I
by nci Plant, but das as soon'as lilt w
dona de Jury apologised for' hit.
she'll gll a new* trial and git off. ;
All dat lie yuther ladles will have to
will be t«» put on « pretty dress, an
Into court an* look a sort of weak i
woman does scandnlous tilings I don't
xea dat da balance of us Is got any call
t«» k*** p fi oim talkin' 'bout ’em. Ylt,'
says I. Tee at landed mn* dan one fu
neral w iiar ail dat da corpse did was to
mention something dat somebody
asiri ushamed of doin', hut was
ashamed of havin’ told.'
Anyway.’ remarked Ma’y Jana,
'hit's KittIn* mighty unhealthy to trifle
w Id a woman's affection* In deso days,
for hit Jooks lak lilt’s glttin* sort of
fashionable for woman to tote a gun.
an* punctuate da anatomy of dc man
wliut Is iryin* to sbla step da altar.
says Ma’y Jana.
•'•Well,' says I. 'I niout ef day had
cleaner slate.*, bin all de women dat I
ever Is heered 'bout dat felt called on
By DOROTHY DIX.
dat clrcumlocuteH any tales 'bout ileln- to kill somebody for talkin' ’bout ’em
JrarrylngH on.* was de kind of woman dat you didn't
"'inns so, says i. an hit wouldn't i dmo •**;» An’ ns fur
surprise me none ef lief o' long you'd be killin' :• man Itecase he won't marry
leadin' in tie papers dat at de Helpin' you. hit looks lak to me dal dat Is a
Hand Social dat Miss (»ernld!n«* Jones J waste of amunltlon when husband* are
wo' a lovely tlilrty-fo* caliber, self-..is easy to git as dey are.
riskin' revolver. drafted wld blue rib- ""tktae I ain't had much pussona!
lams, an' Miss Maud 'Violet Hinithers I acquaintance wld ladles wliut vvus
t arried a pink gallin' gun. an* de beau, i quick cn de trigger, but bit's my opln-
tiful Lucille Ann Jenkins toted her Jew. lion dat ef n women behaves Iteiself lak
el razor. she ought to dat she ain't gwine to
"’As hit is, I should think dat ev'y- ] have no call to kill nobody for whut
time a man saw a woman dive dov n | ucv say ’bold Iter.*
Into her hand bag, he'd turn pale j "Yassuni. dat's so. I mind de time
nround de gill#, an* l>cgtn shakln' at de! when Him Jenkins was down wld tie
knees, for lie don't know wedder she's j typhoid fevoi. an' de |io* boy whut
gwine to draw out a fsiwder rag an’ a'didn't have no mother,, nor sister, nor
piece of chewin' gum. or a pistol An'j nobody to take keer of hlhv. was dat
hit's lotsmiu' dangerous for a woman to j tutful. tint I went to his room an* nussetl
draw a gun on you dan hit Is for a i him through his sickness. An’ one day.
man to. fora woman shoots so wild tlat las I wu- it-gwln' down. 1 met* up wld
she's tbs a** liable to hit you as not. I Mutiny Hue whut done run away wld
whilst tl • tuns' of tie men misses de 2•madder woman's husliar* an’ was al-
mark ' I wjiylt a-castin* shpepl eyes at ev'y man*
"‘You don't '|s*ai to have no syinpa- jdat crust her path, tin* she say:
thy wlti dent ladies whut takes tie law •‘‘His Ml randy, ain't you afeered dat
Into delr ow n Jiamls. an' kills tie men ' folks will tak 'bout you gwlr
•1 *Vd
whut dey claims lifts clandeied tlem,' I
‘Nawni.*!
i I. Mat I aim*. Nobody
ain’t gwine to scandalise my reputation,
case I done live so dat hit will stand j
little strain ef hit had to.*
"Yassum. dat's so. an’ dat's whut
makes dls heah onwrltten law* dat let*
folks tiff for perfectin' whut dev , .,|i
dc*r )•'**!'••• by killin' folk m I....L I.u
plumb foolishness to me. For dey m-.v .’
ly uln't got n>» honor, an’ lilt sho'fv
th»es seem Ink you was strainin' a pint
to murder a pusson for passln* a feu
remarks t»n whut some odder pussnrt
done, when dey segasuutcd off of .ie
straight an’ narrow* fatth.
"Ilrer Jenkins, he say. dat we ought
not to gossip, an' tlat we ought not t •
remark oti each wident frailties, hut mv
Inn', dat’s whut keeps de world straight
Hit’s de fear of our neighbors* tongue
tlat keeps most of us in de stockaih
Hit’s gnsslf) dat's de real perlite of n?
world
"An*., anyway. I »!t»n’t believed in
murder, lilt's a mighty messy thing
especially fbr women, an* ! ain't in
favor of tll» heah onwrltten law m.ikit ’
lift so easy for 'em dat ev’y woman
wld a ted-haired temper feels lak dat
she kin go out an' shoot down an-.-
man da* she's got a grudge ag'inst. an'
git *»ff. an git her picture In tie papr:.
a offer to go on tie stage, lilt n
make murder too popular."
AMERICAN WOMEN IN PARIS
By Ella Wheeler Wilcox
H UNDRKDfl of American girls and
women go to l»«rls every >eur
to study or to And amusement
Parents and husbands see them sail
away, and make no protest and give no
warning.
Indeed, they speak with pride, say-
Ing: "My daughter tor^iny wife* If
studying over In Paris 0 Yet Paris Is
an atmosphere exuding subtle dangers
for any woman who i* not particularly
well balanced and endowed with more
than woman's u«uai amount of com
mon sense and pimlen«c and I iglral
reasoning powers.
Paris is the renter of all that l« beau
tlful In art life
Heautlful architecture greets the ey»
In every portion <*f the city
You shop In old palates redolent
history and romance
turn, ami exquisite, nude figures In
marble and bronxe stand iri graceful
or suggestive poses, exposed for sale.
In Innumerable shop windows.
All Is «rt It Is the life of the Pari
sian Art first -and other things aft
erwards, The French man and wom
an. horn and bred In this atmosphere,
are accustomed to It. They receive
their moral and prudent education In
Hie midst of these Influences and ob
jects. an»l the woman especially Is
guurded from all suve the best and
highest of these
fcllie hears only the best music ami
wees only the—beet—ww4u*—of -ocu-und
ulwtiy* under protecting conditions.
speaking of the women who oc-
j«upy s» < t.il positions similar to those
j of hundreds of our American girls anti
I wives who plunge headlong Into tl.e
billows of Parisian life each year
.gills of good family, well educated and
gently retired In refined homes, wlie
I comfort ami perhaps a certain amount
You walk or drive through square* . of wealth exist. All such girls m
which Off th* m-onri .If ffrfl.il li iffe. I C»rt» mv c.rrfully «uiir<h-.| nml
. , . I ami protected front a too Intimate ac-
dl» ..ml m.m map-chnn«lnK drama, j ..unlntanrA with thv lift- ... familiar <o
You sec on every alternate corner the the American student or tourist colony,
name of a street or boulevard which I A yoUnr woman of 29. a gifted com-
brings to your mind the fact that aome | l«*«’J*
gteat hero or war or liter'attire or music
or art was once associated with that
locality. Hlatues meet tlie eye at every ] t«» be cs»ci
I she hail never yet been on the streets
•f Paris alone, day or nigiit. I told her
Ighls and entertainments, supposed
site hud never even heard.
With the exception of grand opera
ami a few of the greater theaters, she
knew nothing of the theatrical world of
Paris wfill its hundreds of detnl-mon-
dnlnes, "splendidly" attired, given free
ncceiH to foyer and aisles, and she
knew nothing of the cafe world, where
these same women queen It for u few
brief hours nightly, the cynosure of all
eyes and Hie recipients of seemingly
admit mg. attentions.
AJI fids Is familiar to the American
girl In Paris.
And. however moral site Is, and how
ever prudent and sensible, site is nev-
crTfrrtrry- subjrc+cfl--tTT- danger—In—H*
contemplation.
There Is no stub situation to be
found in America
\t costain restaurants and at ulll.ii-
te|s. tu be Mire, one sees occasionally a
woman whose name Is more -familiar In
race track citgles than In drawing
room'* Hut she Is always accompa
nied by an escort, und Is always main
taining a certain all of r* s|M»ctabllll.v.
Milt the half world of Paris Is quite
another realm from anything to lie
found In America.
The hundreds, yes. thousands, of
women who compose It make not the
least effort to he thought conventional
or law-abiding. Tlie\ dress conspicu
ously and conduct themselves with a
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.
conventions which make their status
known, and they are given free en
trant e to semes of theaters and to
scores of cafes where they se»k tin* ac
quaintance of desirable companions of
the opposite sox.
Many are unattended: others arrive
with an escort, or with more than one.
and everywhere they are objects of at
tention In theaters and cafes, where ii
Is understood that they Tiring custom.
The American girl, with her student
escort, or the pleasure-seeking Ameri
can woman, with her tourist contpan-
l*w. mt. all—thl> glitter anii_gii»wy <d_
Ilf#—the stunning costume*, the car
riages. the dinners, tit** "gav life.'
which are commented upon freely, hut
not condemned—merely accepted ns a
phase of Parisian life, and site wonders
If It can be that the Ideas in America
are too provincial; If these women are
not better than the moralists would
have it** believe, and. If she does not
show her limited knowledge of human
■nature bv thinking the half world so
very mu* h worse than the other half. |
Again. I must assert that It requires i
much good sense, calm reasoning and a |
tine balance for a young Americun
woman to live In litis atmosphere and I
not lower her- standards.
Then. too. site buys and reads French |
subtle In their g/Tect upon the Impre--
sionable ntlnds of ambitious young
women working for success in Pare,
and finding little encouragement in .*
life of loneliness, economy and good be
havior.
Thctefore. I urge all parents to keep
their daughters In America until th*
can secure conditions for them abroad
which will tnsur*.' protection imtl com
panionship and safe guidance over tl.e
many dangerous reefs in foreign wa-
leie. and I urge every man who rim 1
for the happitt ss of his home t*» a* -
nnpany ills wife when Hite g«»<
'theatrical muguzliie* and art reviews.
Which often eulogise the women of the
half world. These various magaxines
and review*—a half dozen **r more
displayed on nil newsstands—I am as
sured by several Parisian* are pub
lished solely for the entertainment of
stranger* here, one may or may lint
take till* statement as absolute fact,
but It would be Interest ing to obtain
statistics ivgarriinir tile purchaser* **f
tlie periodicals.
At all events they arc <-ontposed and
• dlted bv French w riters and sold by I ,, . ,
„ . . , .. , . company his wife when she goes abro.i.i
P,'"«lin vflml.Ty. <»„• ..f Ihexo tmiff- • f ,„ prol , inK c,i „ la y. nr convln.
a/m* - h . • be. *i pubiishlm: .* soles "f , her Mint lor desire to go unatteml* !
aitlcUs called a Mir rhruiiierV" Ka«'h ’T^.7imrn^rr Tn~thr pmcr-nttfl sreurr—
wu»; the life and exploits of some deni!- "cMoincstlc Ilf**.
imindufnfl «f |«i,l nr pr.-smt ilmoa- ■ArtHr-'-an.lpv.rytl'Inff fllflfl■ nf -
, ... . . ‘♦•rwanl may ,i*» f*»r a motto in Pan-,
women "h'»se names had been brought u -hcio the education and cnvlr**ninoi'-
Into prominence by kings, princes, mil- «,f «.mm1 women are so unlike the ...n-
lionMlres «*r men of genius. Idltlon* surrounding the Americans; l»ut
on** of the most ti*tt«»ri«»tiK of these i It will n**t do for a mmto ft*r Amoi-
v.omen now living wus extolled as fite Jean girl- and wives, however artistic
queen of her realm—the only existing ; «»nd atnliltious tlioy may lav
repie-entative «*f the departed glory of j And do n*»t make the egotistical rrr**r
old (tie«>ce! of taking it foi granted that hecau-c
The respectable young women of I wonuiM’s your daughtrt or your wit
Paris run no chalice of rending thesojthat she is beyond or above tempti.tl - .
mavar.lnes *»r hearing such theories and Incapable «*f forming false 1*1* a-
presented; but American women buy I of life.
whatever they like at news stands and | "Lead its not into temptation, but dc.
book stores at home, and they do the ; liver ns from evil." was meant f *r a.I
same here; and these influe nces me i the human family.
THE RACE QUESTION - - By Mrs. J e Hh A. Logan
T ltfC RAPE question grows space
and bus recently '’caused great
tHHaumlkm all over-lire country.
WV aie so accustomed to thinking that
tills question is confined to the negroes
in tlie Smith that we lose sight of the
fact that It Is (lie cause of quite as
much trouble In the North and West.
The orientals, who have within the
l*ast few years come to this country In
swarms, have In many cities created
great alarm on account of their Inti
mate mingling with the voting people
of America There art*. *»f course, edu
cated Japanese and t'hlnese who have
been grunted every cmittesy and liber
ty enjovod by tin* citizen* of this re
public. but lit their wake a horde of
undesirable persons of these races have
Insisted upon Itelng accorded privileges
and considerations to which they are
not entitled, and which would bo denied
even to native Americans of a like
objoctlnnnhte class. Their tenu* Itv to
their Oriental Ideas of civilization, ed
ucation ami social questions can not be
denied, and a* these Ideas are totally
nt variance with American Ideas of
good citizenship, it seem* quite reason
able that the people of the I'nlteri
Htales where there are t<> be numbers
. of Asiatic Immigrants should be al-
1 lowed to Ik* the judges of whut t* the
best method of providing for this class
i to the guatnntee of proper protection
of our ow n |*e*»ple from uncoveted asso.
elation* ami utvAmerican sentiments
and practice*. It has not been claimed
that even In California they were re
fused the opportunity of acquiring ed- I
ucatton. The people of the state nave;,
however. Insisted that there shall la* j
separate school* for the Japanese und |
the Chinese, and If Ihev were In earn- i
MRS. JOHN A. LOGAN.
because In the discussion of these
questions the mistakes «»f these for
eigners will be graphically pointed out.
Fair-minded people must agree that
great progress has 1h*i» made In the
negro question In the South, ami If It
were possible to raise up a few more
AN INDIAN SENATOR.
Senator It*'
tlio fllitlil
I ft.«Ill* *
stub loaders for the colored taco ns
Hooker T. Washington tin* solution **f
fill* problem would la 1 reached at an
early date, albeit the deliem-v **f tbi*l
mirrtlnn ha* made it difficult beyond a’riny offi'
expression because of Hie fact tliut an | j,„,|
anomaly is presented In the ienl * *in- ; n ».i k••).» in.!
dltlons In the Hotith. The negioes xvere ! u* • w.ilb **r
lir«>ught to the Hoiitlilatul without con- j "f l,u Hclu »
suiting their pleasure, and they and j
theli descendant* have been bet
since the foundation «*f the government
The while |>eople need the negro in the
South. lie is espet hilly lilted to l!\c
ami labor there a* n*» *»thei race c«»ul*l.
.md there will com** a time when tne
Interest* *»f the negro ami the while
man will require the negro's presen* •
In the Houtli. The expel Intent **f Ital
ian, labor It.** I., . it to .i certain extent
successful, but n*» **ue save tin* ncgi *
can i ultl\ate . the l.uge c«»ttnn planta
tions. und tleie arc wise* men In the
South wlm lecognlxe thla fact. Theiv i-
no doubt that the men *>f wls»l*»m *»f
both the black and white races will i
eventually agree upon an adjustment "f
the question on Account of the imposts!,
hlllty *»f either to do without the othei
The prophecies **f H*»l> Wilt ha\c
long since foretold the contlbu that
would arise, hut that peace and h;»r-
monv would eventuallx unite oil man-
kind
MRS JOHN A Uk;.\N.
Mince tjiuj tiled. tk»* nnllontd *«uq;t*ss
tins beelt ultl.oilt Mil It«ll:itl senator. N*ov
tin* want In* Ihmmi Miipplieil b> Kansas.
H»prr*. oi,, ♦tee- + 1 hi»rW- furl la. wlm-U-t^f^rvrpyrtgTTtT^tyuT. hr A mrr i r n n ^ Joiirrva L
Kxamine
DINKELSPIEL ON THE NEWS FROM HOME George Hobart
wtii*'ll llelisttll
[••ii to Iturtuu hist year, I* . Home. N
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i Im.iui. i-* m.d blanket* on • promt t.* know dot you van doing so
- ..-mu m* n visible token ! veil mil der drummer blares*,
frame linllnii legislatlnii In Your niothrr sn>s It «lol I should gif
• t. Tit * riierokee* m.slestb ie I V(l|| , n |,|- letter all dor home news.
• »*« .>*< *>.
Iiliign.ii. not t" speak of Tam ' All \n* quiet at home mil dor «*ggs-
«4iu»\ and Wnrrea and ( ception dul burglun
til. Ii
Midi* I
In nd (or loin I
iiiLlu \ l -l'l lii'rge pi
i:.t*MmmI minor*.
III-.it- Tills III Spile
•1 ception dot burglar* tiroke in **ur nous*
•“ | Ye.lnesdny night und stole half a dozen
"* I knives Inn dev slowed vot bad table |
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DOES RADIUM COME FROM THE SUN ?
It Hears!
M Iglll **f l.l*
constItin nt *>f tin
to us. and I* still coming m its
in y*»m» tlie llmlti* *d ..in pl.no •
most prohnbh source 1* in* Min
fhofessor J«*l> snows. In tin*
»*l.i• c. Hint If radium w*i*. .** ba-
er*iTI> been assumed, i reg111*ii
stitueut **f tin ciirtli's i ui-t. ippe;
in tin r»n k* In ti e r**rni •». t»s m.
lent, urnniuiii. then the w.u* i
ocian would msessirlP coni#
f.u gic.it u <inetut11\ of rrt'lium t*u
actuftPv fotnul In them Next, lie s|
■ li.it the i.uituni found g«nei.i'\
tiitnitcd all «»\ei the «art It ■.!»* not
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est In thrli desire to nwtll themselvaa
of these opportunities they certainly
would not complain any mote than the
liegro has the right t * object to *e|Mt-
rats schools tn the Houtli. a* these
schools admit fill appthnnt* between
certain a«** and have just a* good
(sachets ni> those employed to tea* h
the children **f white . ItUens *»f the
Vnlte.l States, and they Inot* no right
to ask for more ihun ha* b* en accorded
to them The complaint I* that there
Is a discrimination between them and
the children of other nationalities, los
ing sight of th« fact that all othei
Immigrants from European count He*
have manifested their loyaltv t * the re.
public, and have become naturalised \
citizens. Irelplng t*» ts*ai alt the bur (<ll
dens of the nation and entetlug the
rank* of our atim and naw to uj'bu!d
the government M.«n\ **f them lu»v*-
died on the field of battle nml other*
have lieen lost at sea In the service of
their adopted country, and. therefore,
their children * children arc entitled !•*
•11 the privileges and pi**te*t|on ac
corded to children of native citizen-.
Even the colored rate are satisfied If
they can have schools of their own. nor.
withstanding thev h»\i Isirin* a-m* In
the defense of the country and haVt
been among »»ur must I »va! l*e*»ple
There Is in* comparison between the
4uss~-of nog.ru and ihui Jap
anese or i'hlne*«‘.
Tin g.M.d advice which has b* en giv
en to the colored people should be
given p* discontented foreigner* They
should learn ny drvou-n t" American | 1 ^ ^ M t
institution* and loyalty to 1»c govern- ' ; ; , • . . , ,
m-m lliflj- tlewrvi* ... I naimal- . .
nr.! .iuui» of .ho in siau-fl
for* ihflv complain n| dlacrinilnaitci^ • ,l ’" 11 " 11 ' '
M.ait.-, ih,1,1 » Hill'llBiiflililB til, «.ilcr» i f ll " -.'I
* X" n.Unn on thr fflobc -oul.l HavcUnn •H*»«.Mnff
niwncd wide her ilocn» anil nvenu-a f.u-1 ' ' ' ...V.' . Vi . .
-ii, ucqulaltlon «f Hm» i.-.lff" all!'*" 1 " ' ...
Kindi* an liu- Hip rmtiil Hina, t" Jap. " ‘‘"I"
atttee nml t*hine*e. to say nothing <*f
the ftlendshtp estende<| to Japan in net
»nr with Russia, th" time-honored
friend of (lit United Buttes, and it I-
to be hoped that after a little i effect ton
the Japanese will realize that It I- a mi
graceless thing 'n theta to demand tin* ! fl-
reasonable rec*»gitl:lon i I-
Thet^ la m» qiie»tb>n hut what this • pi'.* lit* *
rYlt auur wbl bv ijjosltd at '"Hr, T.uU Ihcuiy <jI I’i fv ' U July iiuj
lead to
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planutlon It civil
fess«»r J. Job . ««f Trinity < otiege. nun- i,.; ■ ,
itit in to- •■ii.tiiiiit it, ,t tti.niii>iYni j Ilf** phenomena **f *>ui glohi
l.?n.rin ! , , „ « .- IriVmn [know. Imt if it Is Important t*» us from would a
substami I- not one «*t tlh• • rlR,,,< *|» mat |M»tnt **r \ lew. then the question of * win- m>
. ‘V.'J* VJ.r.’"its *uigln and of the continuance and hut sine
my Interesting -pc illations, I sun
Item posses-ing t It* highest tilt*
affecting the life and coni-I to «
i- eerth's inhabitant*. Just j phe
i ltitni playi
hill hv fin Retting P» took
der forks also. I toll der police ubould
I it. bur to v s»u der * hoke vas oil tier
i. d ite.itb's ita*l * btiiglars. because t*» t*»*»k auydlng sharp
»* b.*ett to i«*»s- 'uk,. M knife uiltouid leaving a (tenny for
I mbit ii- •’•atis!| ( , |,t h ft letidNliip.
•.f M, v.tihu«ct*ts lie lias' A " quiet here at home Hilt der
;*• * "U'!n„ tuV lad lit it lei 1 .**" epllon *b*« de. fermouieter got
It mi*a It* gross wtl.t lt.tsltlie.1 .1"! ihblei night und vent down
nti t ti-* iiiish'i'ii I n*l lit ii i*rob- r •» t’rec tlegiet* below Kent, vleh burst-
is rli.-\ -.iv thit the raltr«Mtds | r d drt vater pipes, und for two ilaya ve
It’ll H»" Indians, nt nay |„, t ;lll attack of plumbers in «»nr midst.
*.. . th" railroad* In Hii« V |, ,, , s x ,,f der most eggspenslve
.[ ! til-eases In all der history of nux
v omlc.t
Ve vas all veil und happy nt home
mil del eggs* eptlon dot burglars broke J
into our house last Tuesday und stole
two vases from der mantelpiece und
four octaves front dur piano. 1 i«*lt der
police abotiid It und der police smiled
fui buislv
All vas «herful here at home mil
*|er eggsceptlon dot >*»ur I’ncle Her
man Splevln Is vvlsitlng us front Pater
son, N I'ltav. und lie has brought mil j van pca* *'ttil mlt «ler eggsceptlon *u
him an attack «tf n* , rv*pis procrastlnn- ; your mother, vb h coitclutled vunce
tton. vb'h forces him to took a glass , nn»re do! -he vas getting too fat, so
•if \ iskev • fery half hour py tier «l*»c- 'she sectireil annuiler pasM-.n for phvsl-
toi's oniers, vlch inciude* tn der pie-j cal torture to ten*c herself thinner.
n« rlptiou dot I must pay f.tr der viskey. Last night abotiid |j *»’cl*w k slit* hat an
Dei only satisfaction abotiid It is dot attack of Indian clubs, v un of vlch
' i- of *l|** Mill"
• •l Igltut t"l| II
i-'tion limit
ti.nl It! .loll
.In I\.U
For the Michigan Peaches.
1 itsll mil I- to li ne :i pickle tn. lory iliel
chewing glim fntoiy. jealous Alili Ar
•rites i-i11ii,.%t*> that It'* just bts-atise tlo
o,unit l oltogo is local"*! there, ioiuslng
*»h his vny t*> der Z>>
By
Garrett P. Serviss
he arrived mlt us. und now \\ is only
t|iicsti*tii of a few more half hours be
fore his collection of vltc mice und pink
jt uteri* des vIII be complete.
all veil at home und eferyding
vns contagious, because It settled a
mv chest und studied !»> Alnglfig :
I>en she became attached to a pair *-f
dumbbells and sttuggled mlt deni f—
five riiimites. until vuii of dem loft In
und vent ould tin *•iikTi der 1m *Tr< >
vludovv, v ich caused a tti^i of p**li< •
men !•» der scene. For my jairt, 1 dln.v
fatness Is no < rime, hut an ongt
dumbbell in der hands of a veak von -
an Is der gatevay vlch learls ould * n
tier road to ruin.
All vas quiet und peaceful al home
mlt der eggsceptlon dot burglars b..»k*-
Into our house T’urstuy night un*l st" *-
tier alarm clock l)is comes j»s a gi* •
blow to me. because now I v 111 li"t I"
able to know von to vnke up v» q thr
next burglais come around. I toll *1*
Jiollre aboultl it. hut dey sot dot tin."
vas fly ing und how could dey catch •
tempos fugit burglar mltouid a nlr-hii-'
Ve vus all veil al home mil der egg--
ccptlon dot your leedle brother M<
has an attack *»f Indian fever, v i* •**
caused him to took der carving knit"
und enter der parlor stealthfuliy. vai-.
he t llinli* *i up itt a chair und s*al|"- l
a painting of Charge Vushlngton Cr.i -
itig der Deliivaie. lie removed t’horg* •»
vig (rnin der right ear to a point
abould si«.s inches from der Ch* i -* •'
shore, und ven your mother found Iwt
he inn moved der chair ofer untei a
ven ' painting of Frederick der «*r*»sse
t*e -ide .*f the ca'tth the prow of
leu "-trial ship might be exported
xhthlt s unew hat ulffetent utmo*-
ic phenomena fr«>tn those expe-
•*••1 •■»! the othei side
bat sejiaiated Fre»lerlck fn*m
his buttons und part of der Iniisn-i
chill. After seferal doses of your moil
er's slipper der Indian fever has -n -
shied, und leedle Max is s*» busy liv
ing t** figure ould ven lie Mil he able
sit down again dot he has no time f r
Udder eggspbdts
i’tlderv tse ve vas all veil und happy
nt home. Yours mlt luff.
D DINKELSPIEL
Per Heorge V. llobaC
Im
ql.ti Itv
supply is of prime
The lotatioi
mild also tu
tl"
IIXis- ! -
i*a rib on I
* a similar Effect if :
at c greater Velocity
ielofItv |h iti about .
in hour lit the wqunbo
light t*» flay any pn
ng
tb*Misnnd mil#
It appears to.
t * P' ofrs*»i*r JolV* -Up- t-eptlble p.n:
sim *lar|s f*»rtli imrticles s.ipp*»*>» the *piantH\ **f ta llutu emit -
all illrectlons with sitfli- i,.,j 11 < tetv th** sun should suddenly b«
t » fiiiilil" them t«» teach | ailv in- i *•.!-• <!. *»r. **n tin- .din i hand.
a*»*»ut fout davs. That -upp.M.- that the supply should sud-
,» velocity or about a mil* detily fail - wP.at vv..i»ld be the cons"-
letn e ' Pmli.ips It would be serious.
l*l perhaps ti"t We * . ii not tell, lie-
use an already remaikeil. the part
.i\• *1 hv ladlui i in the economy of the
THE PROFESSION OF FRIENDSHIP
By
John Anderson Jayne
thought, may bold f
one with the other. I
by gteat barriers of!
• iit.-t .m«
dltim i- -ent fm th . »n-
l»«ce tlnough wht.ii t*
ii its icg.ilar J»jitu*y
w inu-t be mme «*r les-
sl.b - with fin tic lee .»r
».o that our g’.obe ttav -
Invi-ihb' * loud of tadl •-
illicit shoot out f»*»tn the
tliioiigli s|Ktce ltk»- tin
but w till much * mallei
li.ibu.it.I
Ida
s ll
ter ar* local pliciiom* nu ami ratllum l- tloough a
ev ery w lieu _ Finally, by I be |*|ih»**s **f :u»
exclusion, h" urrives at tlie «onviuvioii . iM ,i |.,,w
th.ii t!u» onlv prolmblc smito' of tlie;r.i>« of light
radium found on tin «nrth must i»» ,\.'o. it\
lb* sun I; this is •*•'. titul if the VcPhUv «•.' thr
Ri c« nt ills* t»verles show that Do living tndn
-un continually * xpe’- quantittc- "f r« «^.»i J.dy
alilm.tti particle* ftoin Its sqrfa* *• and i - ortut ”
uiiioug thes»* indtum nmv well !*• mini- i< suiting t
In r« d Hticuiilng *iut from t! *• sun. m’lh travi
IP rn.’ miTTTi - T'nr mrrh rn-rr- i-.- s»- m «
inosplii'M atnl. giadually settling tl-'v n. pei iioiit fills is oi*-"it one-fontveeitlu
I* at la«t brought to ti e suif.oe **f tin* "f tlo* .isnumrd velocity * f the sun-
, .ill; by ti.-- action "f rains iiinl air b. in i.idlilin Tore -lo* il*J. t.ierefue
lint Piofess.il Jolv's tile
's additional int»*r-*si p, the -un
*oiiire of hitherto unrecognized
u* »n the cat th
-a* intnental table
T love and deVo-
gutiier. and vv ItL
• t reiiiemhmnces **f past rejoicings,
, , lg!Htltude f.o present blessings and un-
m 'its r , M) |s ‘ pokcti pledge for future « o-operatlon*.
assumed bv Pi
molt *u of thr earih tu
plav s*niie i*art In Mn
trial pht nmueipi 'I he
.11 lx nineteen tmb - per
.u. .-Miy. jpllcs
stilt • f the ealtli .
..■.i.d with tin svi
». iitmny mg diui
i at -t it ..r th. . ..
l-llig that always
a w "f .1 ship, al
side for. as the
a ai.i hi, 1 * how. it is
* t!i vv here the sun Is
g.u-s ahead like tit"
■ I th"ti ti-.e quuuttt*
MOlUtlK S KSSAYS.
Itv VVI 1.1.1 AM K KlltK
, l.rflii man I, In
« them <i 1—*«tt tl*" tini"
k ttli "M J o k l»ftup*ey
ell they t.i
li.Htlll lie * - -
. wi.v shad i*. nit
ti.- k i.i\ M * start*
art- t.ilWlug t"'»"r
'.flux
Professor
j eXpliiliatb*
sanspo's .
I I Ho
V entile
m i-t be larger than
If :■»" entrance «
* . attliosphet e w
pht-nonnuion- that
th-
vlthout i"
o'. if W" had |*|el
lete* ting It- Immediate
..t-.ts it |s iHisstbi" that the differ* tt«*» n *i.»
•ti the supply aliove .i f. rr»-*l t*» vould {*•' !
•*. me.istttwtl If f *r H»* mere sake of • J”jj
| IPustiattoti. It.wei* to 1*c assiitnnl tluiti,., ,
fr. -h tndtuin "ntenng the atnovsphft* J n. lt ■
,*ffvx ta it* eletttic v ‘livlttlen , lilvU llivi luv
Ignorant and Happ
Id ll:s photu/raph
ii|»..in.-st of th" • *.»’
.. Will'll I- often I
O F \l.L the flown* that bloom In | pul*e **f tlie
tlie garden of life, on the island
• *f time, th*' sweetest and mient thougii s* pat.
s ">;• I" 1 " sliue Illy ->f « liinullful ’"i'Vi^ni'i'.htn";- 111,
Falmllhi,. I- .hi- b..« mn nf Hu.'
Eternal t-* mini
Its impulse* ate of divine origin, it*
Needs deeply tmpliinted
m***t pecds of m.r own being
are watered and nourished by the soft
dews of love and -the gerfte rnin of
sacrifice
Heautlful as it l« redolent w Itli pet •
Ytinte. one would imagine it an exotic
«o tropical plant, but under ail skies
and in all dimes throughout all nge s p
-••mis forth it flower and foliage b»
purify and uplift mankind.
It ts a delightful task to study it-
grow tli and analyze its well rounded
iiti*l delicate • on-ummutloii
Happy the man wlm finds fHeudshlp
H.U'puu it" who .ittracts friendship,
while happiest -T i«Tl i- flu who retain*
friendship
• nil n *t the chain e acquaintance
x .»ur friend, neither he who Is simply a
business asso date, nellhe: be win* is
your congenial t oilege companion.
\VI,, still.tent though from these the sweetest of
friendships may spring. Friendship is
in*? founded *»n chan* •• meeting, bust-
in k- Intel est or congeniality, though
these max enter into It* composition.
I* I- founded on honor, respect.
and truth, and. more than nil these, af- 'in the offering of the piofesslon
ttnltx t'nworthx the man who trades upon,
F»t**mishlp is the magnetic Influence hi* fellows with the sacred profession i
• be that unites the positive* and negatives < of friendship, and equally unworthy of j
—I i. * * elm tu ».f two live* and »*i»mplement> toe I confitien* e the man who accepts the*
ok i . • .nut s v. ".cknens of each with the stirngth «»f j profession in a sordid, selfish spirit.*
’ I^rVi i M n. U I hr Other giving nothing In return, and who uses!
l lit tbi ti'i! I’rtendshlp i* the winder* telegraph | it In the omrketlng place *»f ambition;
s »vavtautty i
Frlemlshlp is a sweet-tbr *ate»l song-
-ter. \v It ti mighty, out-t t etched pinion;
that • an I tear .»ur troubled and per-
turla'd spirits far al»"\* tlie mdse anil
the i-ntnuge *»f tlie battle of fife
Friendship Is the spl'it of tl.e Eternal
vvbbli. admitted into Ilf", cherished and
obeyed, makes of :t life a glad, sweet
song, rejected, turns life Into a parched
and noN'klng desert, the onlv mhabt-
When you have a friend, hind him 1
y*»ur heart with hoops of steel, and •
us true to him as you would have In i
lie t** you.
Even in Kansas.
ll a votfplc <>f trail'd hail crashed i. •
each oih* r at tlie dotir of the lade
waiting mom of tli • union depot
nbout s »’clock this mottling n*» «»n* '
tlie t*e|H»f wou!*l liitve noticed it ’•
«lc|fd mastei sIimn! uiidiotile*.* Iioldir*
up a morning p«|h r—rending the Th
trial. Al tli* lunch stand the vvaili*
• * d;ape* Hu m«e|ves over the in* '
Ing p:i|M»r. abs*ubi>i| in the Thaw tu
\t th* new- s* tnd the young man
eivitge leaned his itead on his lmnd> ■
p" bent *V"i a it'otnlng paper. I"* 1
Hu* Tliavv trial. At tl.e windows **f -
tlck‘*t office the ticket agent forgot
in tending the Thaw trial. In the w
* n's x ailing i Him groups •»! wot • 1
looked over each other's shoulder.-.
nntWtHH Sit4 1*a-*dess dc**«»»v- - u yitvg ntui at. the
To profes* friendship f**i u man t* to ’Thaw trial. Tl.e men arc ilw •
make life's greatest pr.d*-nion' When ! 1 " ,ho |m|H-rs nt the dcp*»t.
one piofx-ses fri* inl-hfp and is ffonesth'dinng nevx to sec every man
and -am i t * in his ptoii siati-tn* lie |> | live m :t - waiting ream burled l»» •
offering tlie so, ic : treasiu.**■ *»f hi* Ilf.-, j deeply Interested
lepth *»f liH heart'* atrection and j “‘ 4
trial.- Atchison HI* be.
tikliut
most !
spirall**n **f hi
i profession of friendship Is life
! sacred profession.
llappv the man who find* such
* | kindred soul that hi* heart will rejolc
For Those With Hindsight.
ii n isirtiier mild to CnveudiHi.
vvlitst pl.iver. "If you hn*l •!**»"
»*HI*‘
'.I lira
III 111** su it 11*1 ’
elllg.-Ut
r hear of the st*»r>‘
i« ic and v•oir itulit V"
If tl»" player luvd li";trd ll lie t
**• In'I-OII." tmt wish tug t» ll'
•liu It h" hn*l not heard It h*’ «
.»"• in lifs |s«st uiorteiii of the gant"
till
Tell it
the soul, whereby kindred spirit to further Ida own personal and private! 4 -Vf'%•!!
used and balanced to the faintest tin- ends. luxe i>*
i.lUh would frown
had !"*«*n n ttisn