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X WW!H 'TOT** iui|i«M^V D second section. The Atlanta Georgian and News "VOL.V. NO. 219. ATLANTA, QA., SATURDAY, MARCH 16,1907. price:,ym^gagR BRAGGO T HE MONK. "»>>. " >amuj«nucui«- He Joins a Volunteer Fire Company and Distinguishes Himself. LIFE—IN NEW YORK. b 7 william f. kirk. S NOW and licet and lunihine add rain. Two ride* a day on a Subway bain; Hunying thousand. hunting (or bread. Ever the beat of Traffic'* tread; PaaieniCT* packed, (or Belmont Y good, Back to back, like a cord of wood; Men that bample on women's feet. Women with amilea no looser iweet; Six-room flat* that smother you; Delicatessen dinners, too; Trying to meet, from day to day. * Heavyweight bills with welterweight par- Let us sea. Shad we move away From the beautiful Isle of Manhattan? G RAND cafes In a blaze of light, Broadway bathed in a flood of white; Beautiful women b Jewels and frills. Black-garbed men that pay die bilb. Oh. the call of the Appiaa Way— Here is the opehu there is the play! And you will stay and I will stay On the beautiful Isle of Manhattan. Mrs. Bottlecork Meets a Snowball IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. OsnUU I set. is sswrtns luuSiema ► 1CTSSS V* Ojas. By WEX JONES, THCL yss kale. Baby waits I gs cross tbs .trust ss* tsl* ts Mrs. Ns, yss ess't *o stldlsf with Missis Mores—Jsst stay ktrs ts* ass* your Isr Bttls bsby bratoar snossdl "Whit s offbk cast woman leaks, nut tortaa .boot os Iks sMswslkt Aay sas wont* think thu'd boss drinking Msybs tbs tu, too; It lost ss sttpysry to-* ay I “Oh-h-h-oh! Mtrsyl Oh-h-b-sht (Bssw bwne» Oofl -■'a atiisa. SIS Uks (toss. "Basil Too nisltnnl ebU4l Art yss ItsfbUa st yoor ink MsSktrl Tss, yss trs, sow; gts’b yoD-Asrs to day lb-yos‘rs ■sJokoctsf. yos Httla iosual "Coes sod hoi* at to aot op at sseai Norsr mind Bsby: sst him Sows la tbs sssw atrs. rsu sow. »sa oa. rts itad to bo oror not otiose It's sa sstrafs tbs way tbs Mty Issrst Us rrwuMign. "Now frs (St yss. yaa Uttls Ttko tut for Isaghlar st yosr mother, t*m Bdff/] Now rat back la Baby. -Ob, bow do, Mlos OJaa Isa't It'aa awful ;Xn9S3S Shortest Way Through. i m»o la Altoost, tU owsor of • roty «», forty-horaryower llotouslno motor eat. foiled, .ad wall# bio affairs wars bolal not- •M op tlo car dlaappsarad. At ••?*** trrryiMoa bid bssa sdjastod. tbontb. tU fir rooppoirod la tbs Altsoaa mu’s ft- rt|r 0(tlo. Thin ts*.r«d oao o( tu cr adn ata. tod tbo drat tlmo bo tsw tbo bank- rapt bt took blm blttorl; ft teak. "A also kaekropt," be slid. "How dost It UBOoa. 'f rou'ra a bankrupt, that you still bars rbat ontomobllor "Wall, you too." said tb. other. itnlUnr, "I want tbrsorb tbs bankruptcy Court, but tbo oatoeioblN wont roood."-ArfousuL The Bulldog Bteed. Tbo other day la Boslssd t wsman wss drowned Is s pond In tbs presence of four men. Oao of them, otter nhcutlns. "Come out of Us wttsrl" rts to Osd o repo, tod tosld sot Bud one Ht didn't to Into tho water become bo bod ladsaoaa. Another did not offer oeslittore bee.se* be b.d beta rlilis* tud wu bet Ut might ban I oss lo, bat ouo of tU others ol.sa.r Im.-Iadlsotpollo New. **3 Deep Brief Grief. i don't know til of frinf and looallBeas • you bay* baan a nay and laat a pat -Attblaon Glaba. The Fmal Punch. Aa omnibus toll of yoooe Ptrdtlsa oto- dents was rolllnr down ths strsst wbtu t nntet-lookto* old ganttaman la priest's St urt t«t Is. Tho otndeau, tarry st tbs luterropttoa, het.u mlai bad languaga Is tbo hope of drlrtof blm ontoldo. Hot at prtoot took no mors sstles than If tbs r t>ot had best psrtsetly empty. At list Than bt burned, tad rsry potltaly atld, •Till ws meet arsis, gantltrana." "Good-by. old chap, .homed one; ~wo don't want to oee you .rain." . 'Pardon mo." replied Ue prteot. “wa • re mra to moot ar*'n. I am the eb.pl.ta of Muu prison."—T. P.'t Weakly. Ss: H'?. (a your aar and down your mack taabaa ggsHnsh f H.iid! Harold/./ BAKOLOtlt four. saLare? auertSrs uzrr* u • * ■bo's rout sod left my poor pattsmn. Aad he's took away Into tb. mowplla. Ok. I why did 1 «rer hart s child—tu little— won. doorii. turn loot wut they oral •Tboro. then, Baby-bay I Mooustr'll bars ysu dor oat Id a nlntt, sad wos't tU warm up yosr braUtr aid atat.r wbss aty rat bo mat" Before ud After Marriage. "Jack la getting In tw.neb s bear." “Hop or growtr*—Bslttaoru Aaaerte ADAM—Hurrahs Now I Can Have t Game of Pinochle! JUST KIDS. CfuriaM. 1907. hv Ametiran Jounal Esamlnvr. "Hey, pollsl Look at wot tlnko ho kon support "boy, Mime, aia yor notice at way Uat lady In do stylo dot I has boon aooutUmod to.” looked it uot I bet oho tlnko wo'rs a bride m* Depoadod ou the Piano. Fitter—My *aa*btsr baa sts4ls4 tasals ft* a year saw, and bos sat a*4t tbs lout promts. Heals Ttacbar— It to tbs fault sf tbs pleas, my gear Mr. Thera Is sm la tbs tosp assr bora tkat tkt slfasrtaa wait* leers ts »Uy to a tknrt time. Father— if ■ I Wkat to tksra spnelal akout ttt Matin Tnaebnr—WnIL ts took st tt. It to Uks ttlt MA 1 ' *»'• “•«**- Like th* First gtsslalB. >r. (t( PtttoVorst-BssMatksr. — Ahead. Yet BoMod. back to tbs aaataotor sf lbs strsst ear. Tar*ng. at’Msor." stl« ks. Tut sns ear, ks raa ss stow, sa* why, tt yen pinnant tattastwr Tap," nplto* tbs ssaffutoe. "Ws uaa't hats It^tbsufk. Isa sat. tbs ear abas* la JELgJgr ntylag *!C^aJtto?!*bs "1 !K." nstlM tbs snatoater. Inn Oar tots Mssn. "that ths «ar abas* (a babla*. And t Tariff on Vapor. PbltaOslakls Tntofrnm. Ut of a Hoad. KSSs^EtS® 6 i B Bobbie's Essays. By WILLIAM F. KIRK. SpeOing Long; Speech Short | Knew When to Quit There la a rlll.fo la Nora Heron which Is t rarest sstlou at jptototlff Ud as olra peats esll Wolf.rdl.worthy, hot HjJJ 4 Jf.Vt.Jt'Jry a (SSSAJtKttoL' Us'd Ito wblek w« bar* haird pronounced Wool- j, § , wfta at kud if b« bid mr bt«n bankrupt. ttrMta. a*. - w t#rtky. M V«ry Ilk#ly. batmr, If you ••Mo,” wu ih» inrnr. LJIL** 1 AM was Ut bob #t Xfotb. Uktr* was pronoonetd II bo jon Tb* n»«l quHtloo wbb,‘‘Now. W ttrtMl; Bbwt b tw. cth.r bobb but tb»y wbb Uon&m. , ” r *> “■for thw eoutmtloo did mmr .lop pavanitr ’ H lm i^w.w. ». a kBd. W ** w H rtprorou ror in* conincuou. W|( t h* reply. I IUB> .**.* Wly . r". "*? 1 *.! This WBB wbBt bspprofd to ub Bt Clr»B “AhI” cicUloird tu* coubs*I. *M thought I « it»y *tt lo tha bub * BtBBf tha At* WU# p»»«to« through that town wa'wn Bboold «at at It at laat. Wb*a did Bald. II “ 'T‘r W “J D tt ‘ "f " wars' aolamTly * romKdod for ..nine It ••‘fiM.d ». asln;^, maskyosgra. ate. ' ™ on tbo oao, band. wb.n . a 4I?Lt«tfir W,S all tu psspal got sa tu Art Oar Norfolk and drawtar slrh; «•• lo ■ harry, bat Ham and TUts l» , pltct which wa, marked ou tbo map Nasty or Mas ror ms ts mors my mrsltura "Hippttbarrk." wt foood "jra.lroo cjott.J Odd Names of Sailors. paid all I owed," was as tram ths 1st so ks calm so board with lod'aeektts. torn pstsat lotbor abooa. •Ira A a naor. Tbos bit brstbsrs got liltoi A aay stale bit rusr 6 Us dies, so III thro Spectator. The Creditors Scored. I baft A Well. Woo Banquet Battle of Flower*. ta* tinbtr-iaats osastl wS aisaalsr poaT u"srdti’'air*Uy l "od*hf '‘LV.ra" ! rtwT^mb'ibij Sofor. tU Coatoma efftear. sot mas tors —. , Jodao—Tos admit baflno takas Os pros- bt* asms as Wssblogtss^ Boafoam, i sod ts- ra as losg trip Hsm dldsst wls ur YestoTs N*Utboak eonmlol nosts or say isssay. wban tba Ark nstaa sad unpaid bjjlst to dry load st last. Nook tall to dtad _ thi bllli-l 'hat U gars Ham s saw rotor Ut It was ■assy too w I Hltty naor as Ram tkrsw It Uek to ths HT ~aba°did»'tjy**sytbl«g; simply p ■• with fswsra._ h- a tuts tha proa- bit oama at wasblogtso Bomrum, sad ss-j nior IU hash Other as Balvatloo Arm;. Thlaktat thoi * wait lohlnr. rts officer appealed.to As part of Ths Minus Legislature. Aa Ideal Ltgtalatura wosld to • would rapesl mors laws that It p Atrhltoa Oleks. How To Get Rich. By JAMES J. MONTAGUE. W HEN old King Midu needed cash he aureiy bad to touch The servant*, cook itora, folding bods, electrolier* and nich. And they forthwith would turn to gold. whereon tbo King proceeded. When bills or ChrittaM time esmo 'round, to break off what ho But when tba tUnt for loot buna lo John D.’s ytsruaay bcaao Moly wfob at AhiA. Senate docs tha rest. Ho ■ad tho Ham did many goad atsgs.befosr bt: S'ad. b* wrote o coos too* wleb was tbs Ctrl coos tool. It started Not Bteassa My, "sir It Curly. AU BABA. All baba was as mss with bid s* ts s A asw forty (40) tbtorto going Uto 'hir. ealr, attar tUy calm oat a*uln to i" la tbs Dlraktert Mastltg bt satoksd to A atw lets of big Jars foil st all. tut was IS * hrttoalsg of Ut Itaadard Oil Co. Tbs vao died ip dot wltb all ktods or •I’tltn tonltars. ths tkoorss Ud oroty 'Nnc like hotm .leapt a Jtaltor, sacs tUy out but they killed klm bskaos tUy *"• Jalona tkat bo wto oocb a das tbssl. "" a* win* wsa lots of palsttogs * mat-! lri one motto tad Thra lot as cllmo fororor ap without a atnflo oil* or nil: w T o liolltr to hare ellaud a posrch 'ban ssror ts Urs dumb st all. I * h *r All BsU tsw til Usss tss Ulsga * took til ho end carry ha homed boats "I'h tbo mossy. It wss pdtty left wbss U M h um hot bt Isold hit wtfe ho was saying cards st thy dab * arts all tu ’""“"r. bis wits know Uttar Ut aka waa s: ”Ua * took as »ouy. The Oldest FootbtQ Game. Tb. racy a net tat tod guatot Bhrsvs Tors-1 roa'sm st playlet football to tu poblle 1 'toraothfans waa okaorrod st Aa.'rstoat[ "arwlcUblrs. tbs gams Ud lu Is-, '•Pfos astsitor ts lbs tlgolag sf M*r>* I aad regiltrly far mors aaa too, rrari a. esstsm bss boos sbtorred Is tui n orraot tows. Bsilstss was 1 14. 2! "iwodod tkla year, as usual, wblls oomlJ^rrncyodtog. tad many trsdta- Qto Jstoso to Os Caa.—lAOdsa OaOy, MR. E. Z. MARK HELPS OUT. |. CALLER—Mr. Mark. I am ohilrmin of the Committee for tho Gift to Our Poo ler. a society In tho ehureh to whleh Mr*. Mark balono*. -Wa hav* juat flnlahad col- lartlng ou aouund dollar. In gold whleh I hove hero In thla bag. Thl* bag of gold wo intand praaantlng to our paatar this svanlng. 2. CALLER—Now, Mrs. Mark wss tha member of tho committee honored with tho appointment to make tho presentation to our potter, and for this raison I have called to oak you to notify Mrs. Mark that ws shall maka tho presentation this evening and ask har ts moat u* at tha porsanag*. MR. E. t—I will do so, tlr. Mror Mark mil bo there. S. CALLER—Oh, by tho way, an* of our contributors gave ms a shook for on* hun dred dollars, payable to baa ror. Now, tv* would Ilk* this prooont to b* entirely in gold. I don’t suppose you sould oooh thl* chock In gold for ut, Mr. Mark? MR. E. 2.—Fortunately I eon do so, olr. Thor* ysu pro five twenty dollar gold plooos. 4. MRS. MARK — COMMITTEE NOR OIFT TO OUR PAETORt On* thouund In C ldf I am to present It this svonlngf E. you ar* eraxy. I baling to no aush com mittee. Thors Is no such fund. Let m* so* that shack you cashed. Ah I Just as I thought Thla chock Is a rank forgtry. E. 2., you’va boon DONE AGAIN. BAHI HEN Captaki Kidd ran short of fund* ho toSod B* SpaaiB Mais* Aad gatbetod fat tfao cmmli hull dowa with gold for Spoio, He Gttle know bow auily tbs modem Would levy tribute ou Kit pray aad never wag tu ear. For when the greed for dollan Ryan's tender nerves upaata. Ho merely nods at Aldrich, and tb* miss ho wanta ho gets. ■N early days when people fought with i dub* and coital axis. Tbs King went round from bouse to house and gathered tithes tad taxes. The job wu most unpleasant, for tho Got peevish at their toreratga and would thrash kim now and then. Our latter-day feudal kings art *>u*d that toi] tod trouble* For Aldrich, whan applied to, ho* lb* Senate pay them double. Rilled U I jZT rsrty »s Oanmlar afratog a anmbtr a* f.rs!^s|v“ wbso a best many barrtosa sa bast fnmrat^dmdea'' 1 !)?: it* Except a Subway Block. wuiar