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THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN AND NEWS. THUR8DAY, JULY 9. 190S. THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN (AND NEWS) Published Every Afternoon (Except Sunday) By THE GEORGIAN COMPANY. At $5 West Alabama 8t., Atlanta. Ga. Subscription Rates: Onr Year W-M 8fx Monfba... Thr<»e Mnntha., On»* Month By Carrier. P<»r Week... Tflrphonoa • Ptnith A Rudd, advertising repwse®; tatlrea for all territory outalde of Georgia. Chicago Office Tribune Bniidlng Near York Office Rrunawlck Bldg. If ron hare any trouble getting The Georgian and News, telephone the cir culation department and Hare u promptly remedied. Both phones yMQ. Subscribers desiring The Georgian and News discontinued must notify this office on the date of aspiration; otherwise. It will be continued at the regular subscription rates until notlca to atop Is received. * —*— a e > old i It Is desirable that all communica tions Intended for publication In The Georgian and News he limited to 900 worda In length. It la Imperative that they be signed, as an evidence of good fal«. Rejected manuacripta will not be raturned unless stamps are sent for the purpose. Neither doe. ll print whisky or any liquor ads. • Glad Jim 8bermftn got back so he could unpent "pent-up Utica.” The Chicago White Box team la (lipping footward, where aox rightful ly belong. "Mae Wood, but ahe couldn't," oplnea The Birmingham News. Why deal tn auch Platt-Itudes? They are trying to ring In that belled butaard atory out In Mlaaourl after the lapae of yeara. The Hoo-Hooa have been meeting In Waco, but . the hoodluraa are In ses- alon all the time In Houston. The sleeping sickness has struck Veneauela. If It will only atop the yapping of Castro nobody will object. A letter carrier has found an hon est man out In Michigan, and will ex hibit him around the museum circuit this fall. , "80,000 men return to work In the Pittsburg district." reads a news dis patch.* Now will Chronic Grouch stop his yawp? . i ' If the Western and Atlantic Is ex tended as far as some of the remarks on It Id the house, It Is going to be a swell line. "Bipllea, like beauty, are often only akin-..deep," eays The Philadelphia Telegraph. Well, ought not "smiles” be akin deep? In a chicken fight down In Mexico foxy Texans rang In an eagle on the greasers. The American eagle won the Mexican eaglea. » The AntJ-Nolse Society should try to atop the wall of the loud-clothes boys since the New York anti-race gambling bill pasted. A Connecticut man was hit by 11,. 000 tolta of electrcllty and never turned a hair. Must have been that Wlnated prevaricator. Speaker Cannon opposes Hitchcock M chairman of the national Republt. can committee, which ought to aatlsfy everybody that Hitchcock la all right. The department of commerce and labor flgurea that the coat of living la 29 per cent higher now than It was last October, (lee. and the beef trust hasn’t fairly commenced. Here Is the hardeat luck mortal man ever encountered. A Chicago party has been compelled by a court order to pay for his ex-wtfe's trous seau when she married another man! The paragraphers of this c&untry do not fully appreciate our unselfish labor In jolting Stack until be let "Dune Smith get back on the edi torial page of The Nashville Ameri can. Bryan vs. Taft It Is - • The political forecasters aeem to have hit off the national campaign correctly early tbii spring when they predicted that Bryan and Taft would engage In the mighty struggle of 1908 as the standard bearers of the two great parties. Taft has already received the nomination at the • hands of the Republicans and Is now resting up for a few weeks at Hot Springs, Va„ preliminary to the real grapple In the autumn. Bryan sat for nearly two hours on Wednesday listening to the telegraph wires ticking off the tumult at Denver over the mention of his name, practical ly clearing away all doubts as to hla nomination by the Democrats. Bryan against Taft. then, will be the battle array for November, un less something entirely unexpected takes place. It Is rather early for campaign discussions, yet even the moat casual political observer must have noted already one or two features of the Impending struggle which certainly ought to have some Influence In the | campaign. Primarily; of course, the Democrats go Into the battle practically united again, while the Republicans have the largest wedge between their factions that Has pried them apart for many, many years. When Democratic'organization# like Tammany agree to support dieartlly the leader of the "radical" *lng, the "Peerless One," then It must he admitted that gulfs In the old party have Indeed been bridged and bleeding hearts are happy again. From ’way up East to the far Southwest, from the Gulf coast to the Canadian border come pretty good evidences mat Democrats will dote up gaps In their ranks and fight ahoutder to shoulder once more against the common enemy. Not so with the Republicans this time. With the Foraker faction In Ohio nursing sore apota caused by the Big Stick; with the Wall atreet element lowering Its lance against the "Roosevelt" wing; with the tariff reformers crouching for a spring upon the stand-patters—with all these discordant elements In the rank*, the "Grand Old Party" resembles somewhat the broken army of Democrats that went Into the campaign of twelve yeara ago with the Indigestible "Free Sliver" In Its stomach to destroy Its vitality. Thll, then, Is the situation as regards the highly important "har mony" feature of the campaign. It has been said that no great party can poll Its full strength without harmony In Its ranks, and It would seem that the campaign of 1908 will be a fairly good test of the truth of the aasertlnn. Certainly It looks now as tho Bryan will have tr harmonious party to hack him up In the battle, while Taft appears to enter the field with no auch desirable condition prevailing among his followers. Around the Clock The Little Boy It seems particularly fitting that Julian LaRose Harris—"the little boy" who sat at "Uncle Remua'a" knee and drank In the wit and wisdom of that sage—-should have been chosen to succeed Joel Chandler Harris as editor of Uncle Remus's-The Home Mngftfine. No one better under stood the alma and purposes of the founder of that magazine, and no one Is better fitted to carry ahem out, and make the magazine not only a per manent memorial to the genius of Joel Chandler Harris, but a constant and potent factor In the upbuilding of the South. That It ahould be auch was the hope of Joel Chandler Harris, and It was at the sacrifice of -some of the serenity of hla quiet private life that he undertook the task. In an Intimate letter to a friend of his he said, Borne few months ago: "I - think the magazine's aucceas will mean more to the people of the whole South, white and black, than any work of purely local philan thropy. I have It In my mind to fit the magazine to auch gentle and sure policies of persuasion with respect to the negro question, which la also the white man's question, that honest people cannot realat them—and, In the main, the people of the South are both honeat and kindly. This briefly la the great work I have set before me. I do not aay I am the ' ^d wer^on"'"Va h .*ftSm'hff'lift'. only man who can carry It on. hut no other man la In a better position to do It provided the magazine proves to be the aucceas we all think It will be." Tha^on, belter than any one else, can bring to the point of fact that groat hope ao modestly expressed—and the support of the South la due to him In his work. J , , It hag been the pleasure of The Georgian, since the magazine/ was started, to give to It ail> possible encouragement—not thru a misdirected sense of charity, not for persona! friendship, but because we believed that Uncle Remus's had vast chance for doing good. In giving the people of othet* 1 aectlojis to understand ns of. the South, enabling us to regard them with a "seasonable toleration In all matters where opinions and beliefs are likely t6 dash;" and In preaching a cheerful philosophy. The little hoy has a difficult taak, but those who know him are confi dent that he will meaatire up to hla duty as competently and as bravely as ever hla llluatrloua father did. The Wrong Address; Then Trouble. A atory of reality—with a bunch of morals. The story— It was one morning last week that a postman stopped at the home of a well- known member of the police force, whose name, merely for convenience, will he Mr. Johnny Blank, and delivered an ordinary looking letter. As a mat ter of explanation. It must .be stated That this letter was received at the poatoffice, bearing fnls address only: “Mr. Johnny Blank. Atlanta. Ga." As In all rases where there Is no street address nnd the letter Is not addressed "General Delivery," It waa promptly turned over to the directory clerk, who consulted the city directory to ascertain If the name appeared there. He found It—"Mr. Johnny Blank, Sueh-and-Such a number. In Blank-st., policeman," The letter was then given to the postman In this district and he did the rest. Tills brings us back now to the real substance of the story. Mr. Blank was not at home st the time and the Innocent-looking missive was received by his wife, whose trained eye Instant, ly noted the unfamlllarlty of the writ ing and the fact that It had been writ ten by a feminine hand. The envelope was postmarked New Orleans. She knew her husbarvt had no relatives there. Her heart bounded upward Into her throat. In a pair of Jiffies she wss excitedly reading some thing like this: My Darling Johnny—I thank you a thousand times and more, too, for the beautiful hat. If you were here now I think I could hug you to death. You had better wear a brass collar, when I do see vou you are llkeiv to net ?our neck broke- by the hug I'm aavinff for you. You apoke about a pair of fihoefl. Well, I must eay I am somewhat In need of n pew pair. They would rome Jn handy/' Mrs. Blank got no further. She hurled the tell-tale letter across the room. Tears streamed down her face and she fell across the bed. sobbing hysterically. Mr. Blank came home at the usual hour. He greeted his wife with a smile, as would any "Innocent" hubby. The tears broke out afresh, she at first refused to speak to him. and then the storm broke. Here we draw the storm curtain—to prevent the type from being melted. ' In the meantime, a traveling man, bearing the familiar name of Mr. John ny Blank visits the postofflee and makes diligent inquiry for a letter, which he had been anxiously expect ing. While the matter was being In vestigated. in walks Officer Blank and Mrs. Blank. He had been unable to convince his wife that a mistake had been made, and he appealed to the pos tal officials. The letter was exhibited— It was the one Intended for the travel- Tbe Georgian here record* each day some economic fact hi reference to the onward progreis of the South. BY JOSEPH B. LIVELY The knitting plant of the Skylnud Hosiery Company, of Flat Rock, X. C.. has been rompletcil and it# equipment installed. The machinery include# 200 knitting machines. 40 burners and 50 rihbera for the production of ienmlcM cotton and lisle whole nnd half hoae. John F. Wilcox 1# president, and the capital atock Is 1150,000. equipment will consist of about 11,0$) spindles and electricity will be used. The about $14,000. Llneburger la president nnd the ■ The addition to the plant of the Rosemary M.1 n n fact tiring Company, of Roan oke Ilapldn. X. C.. has been completed. :tud is ready to be equipped. The ma chinery consists of 5,000 spindles, nnd 104 looms, which has all been purchased snd is now in the mill, but the concern will wnlt for Improved condition* before set ting It ifp. Electricity will be used. ( will hsndle the product* of the Sltyland Hosiery Company of the Tryon Hosiery Conipan - "* * ~ ITS,000. The National Wire nnd Iron Fence works, of Houston. Tex., will Increase the capital from $40,000 to $100,000, and ns soon as ft anftable location can be found will erect n rolling mil! for the purpose of reducing Into billets scrap Iron nnd ateel rails, also manufacture cotton ties, railroad spike#, nails nnd merchantable* irrti. At present only wire fencing, barb wire and fencing machines are manufac tured. All of the Increased capital stoefe Is practically subscribed. This wljl be used for present needs this year. There will also be added to the enterprise a ten-ton* wire mill and a foundry. When the new plants are built the company will employ over a hundred men. George L. Glass Is one of the principal stock* holders. “MEN WHO WERE ASKED TO WRITE THE PLATFORM” ARE COMING INTO DENVER IN FLOCKS, COVEYS, HERDS By SAMUEL G. BLYTHE, ' Special Correspondent Hearet New, Servioe. DENVER, July Sr—All day and all|next tall to exercise our glorious right Mr*. Blank smiled and murmured to her hubby, who felt aa tho a ton of pig Iron had been lifted from him: "I’m *0 glad." The Morals—Figure them out. They're ekKy. C..B. N. IVhat la the matter with everybody? The way theae dlMlngulahed Republt- ease are ducking from under puffers of the chairmanship, they muat fear the corporation! won't loosen up this year. The simplified spelling board says the movement haa spread to England, France and Germany. If It can sim plify some of those German words a couple of sentences long It will be a real reform. iW owed Seventy people were made 111 by eating chicken potple In New Jersey. It Is foolish for people up there to at tempt to make chicken potple. That delicacy la found in Its perfection only In Georgia. A Manchester, England, newspaper will have to pay Richard Croker $7,500 for unfavorable comment on that gentleman. If that sort of a thing went in this country, Croker might be e much richer man. Bernard Dlerhes la a candidate for auditor of Missouri, and Instead of making speeches will sing tn hla au diences. Here la a man with an origi nal Idea. Mlaaourl votera should en courage him—If hla singing Isn't ao Yery bad. "Republicans badly split,” la the old familiar line creeping back Into head lines and comment. We refuse to bite. Time was when we believed that meant something and went out end whooped it up for Good Old De mocracy. But along about election U>ose splits have a wonderful |bR of healing at the ballot hem. A Little Too Quick. » Numerous complaint* had com* be fore a certain public official In regard to the quality of the food served to the Inmate* of one of the public Institu tion*, and he determined to Investigate for himself In order to *ee whether the matter really required attention. Making hla way to the particular buildings In question, Just about din ner time, he walked straight over to where the kitchen waa located. At the very door he encountered two muscu lar-looking men carrying a huge (team ing boiler. "Put that kettle down." he ordered brusquely, nnd the men at once obeyed. Get mo a spoon," he next command, ed. The man that brought the epoon was about to say something, but waa or dered to keep silent. •Take off the lid.” was tha next command; "I'm going to tasta It." The two men weru utterly cowed by the official's brusquenes*. and wonder- Ingly watched him gulp down a good mouthful. "Do vou mean to say that you call this soup?” the official demanded. "Why, It tastes tn me more like dirty water." "So It l». sir." replied one of the men. respectfully. "Wo have Just been scrubbing the floors."—Philadelphia Telegraph. Tha Nuptials of Jim and Bet. In Sumner county, Tenneesee, lives an Irieh magistrate, a man of liberal education and a full quota of that mother wit for which hla people are noted. A short time aeo a negro pair named Jim and Ret railed upon the 'squire to be united "for better or worse." probably the latter. Having had some notice of their coming, he prepared and actually ueed this unique ceremony: Jim. will you take Bet, Without any regret. To loyp and to cherish. Till one of you perish And Is laid under the sod. So help you God? Jim. having given the affirmative an- awer, the 'squire turned to Bet: Bet. wilt you take Jim, And cling to him, Both out and In Thru thick and thin. Holding him to your heart, Till death do part? : modestly acquiesced, and the newly-married couple were dismissed with thla "topper over all:" Thru life's alternate Joy and strife. I now pronounce you man and wife. T5o up life’* hill till you get to the level. And salute your bride, you dusky devil." —Nashville Tennessean. Around Georgia Nevin’s Habits. Jim Nevln haa been writing editorials In the Washington Herald about "The Idiocy of Profanity." That hoy haa grown In grace during the last fee- weeks that he has spent hanging around the Tribune-Herald office.— Rome Tribune-Herald. Haven't allowed him to associate with Rowell any, however, have you? Cordele'e $L200 Mayer. The suggestion made by Th* Senti nel that the mayor of Cordele be paid a 11,500 salary so aa to demand the hulk of hla time In looklrg well after the Intereatt of th# city has proven very popular and not a single objec tion have we heard.—Cordele Sentinel. Don't you know high-priced mayora never win fame? Just look at that dol lar a year chief executive of Tlmpson, Texaa. Why. he Is the best advertised mayor In the union. The Peragrapher. Great Is the newspaper peragrapher. He caused the senate to reconsider Its resolution to make a trip to Chatta nooga, to "Inspect the state's property," on the glorious Fourth, and to do euch other things as opportunity might sug gest.— Lawrencevllle News.Herald. True. The good the paragrapher does far outweighs the bad. • Diplomatic 8trvica. According to The Houston Post, a Dallas man has come home late sev. entv-elght nights in succession with a different explanation each time that waa perfectly satisfactory to his wife. A man like that really ought to be In 1 ARMY-NA VY ORDERS AND MOVEMENTS OF VESSELS^ WASHINGTON, July The'follow. Ing orders have been Issued: Army Orders. First Lieutenant Douglas McCaakey, Fourth cavalry, to Fort Riley; Captain David T. Beckham, coast artillery, tr Thlrty-seventh company; Captain Ed ward Carpenter, coast artillery, detailed as an assistant to chief of coast artil lery August 1. Captain George Blakely, coaat artil lery. to One Hundred.and Twenty-fifth company; Captain Charles R. Lawson, to Twenty-second company; Captain A. H. Sunderland, to Thirtieth company; First Lteutenant Wade H. Carpenter, to One Hundred and Seventieth company, and First Lieutenant Stephen Abbott, to Forty-eeventh company. Naval Orders. Rear Admiral W. T. Swlnburn. to dutr aa eommander-ln-ehlef of Pacific fleet on board the West Virginia, on July II. Commander T. R. Rodgers, to navy- yard, Philadelphia; Commander H. Phelps, front the Wisconsin to naval station, Mare Island; Lieutenant F. M. chief of Ih^Parffle Lle!!‘) condensed that immortal tenant J. R. Freemont. from staff of ^ument from soma 400 000 wo^ to a night th# Unwilling platform makers tolled and moiled over the declaration of principles on which Wllllsm Jen nings Bryan will take hla stand. This making of something that Is already- made I* laborious and exhaustlnglvork. Btlll It must be said the sub-committee of the resolution* committee have given a fine Imitation of statesmen creating something. You would think to gee them In the stress of It that they- were really In cubating. Considered as a group, the largest aggregation of patriot* of the same type In Denver, next to the Amal gamated Protective Association of Vice Presidential Candidates, Is the bunch of M#n Whom Bryan Asked to Write the Platform. They- have been coming In on every train, until the lobby of the Brown Palace Hotel waa thickly popu lated with them. Bryan Gentle Jollier. They are to be told by their lofty, air, the masses of manuscript sticking out of their pocket* and their eagerness to engage In Joint debate on the burning topic of saving th* Democratic party from dire disaster by the application of their own theories to the situation. It seems Colonel Bryan ha* developed Into a gentle Jollier. He put his arm around th* necks of about 200 leading citizen* who dropped off at Lincoln to discuss great affairs with him and Incidentally to ask him to remember them when It cornea time to distribute the postofflee* and each—If It ever does—put his arm around their nerks and whispered Into their flat tered ears that the only way to make victory sure, to copper-rivet ft; tie it down so it can not get away, would be for the cltlxen he had strangle hold on at that particular time to write the platform. Colonel Bryan apparently haa held close communion with about 100 large and furry ears, unless he whispered Into both ear* of each leading citizen to make It good, which yvould bring the total to 200. for there are about a hundred platform makers here, all en thusiastically on the Job. The suh-eomnillteemen have been patient. They have listened with well- simulated Interest to all sorts qf propo. slllon* from one from Nebraska mak ing It Imperative that hens stsmp the date of laying on each egg and one from Texas that all lunch wagons shall be equipped with roof gardens and fire escapes. Large and Influential cltlxena have surged Into the committee room telling the member* how necessary It Is to de- prlv* the courts of all function* except the hearing of admiralty cases, and other* have been arguing that each la borer shall be allowed to Issue his own Injunctions. , "Alfalfa Bill” Again. "Alfalfa Bill” Murray. In a brief ar gument of three hours, presented a con. deneed version of the Oklahoma con stitution for the consideration of the committee, explaining that after much of suffrage. The way to stop this, In Mr. Hob son’s opinion. Is to build ships. He was of the opinion, evidently, that Urey Woodsen and Roger Rulllvan and Gov ernor Haskell and Tom Taggart ought to go right down Into the lobby of th* hotel and opnatruct a few Dread noughts befors morning. What he de sires Is an appropriation of a few bil lions or trillions. Immediately, and he thought If the sub-committee would lay the word the money would be available by Saturday night. Great Hit With Nixon. Thla mad* a great hit with Louis Nixon, of New- York, who Is In the ship building business, but unfortu nately Is not on the sub-committee. More than that. Mr. Hobson wanta to elaborate the army ao we can look with calm complacency at the enormous ef fective fighting force personally con ducted by Mr. William Hohenxollern, of Germany. After long thought. It appears that Mr. Hobson Is of th# opinion that Before All Else You demand security in your bank; but you have the right to demand other things with security. We are pointing out in these columns from day to day the services enjoyed by the customers of this bank. You'll find these notices not only interesting;—they de scribe banking facilities which you can employ to good advantage in your bus- iness—they’re stimulants. ■You will be as pleased with the service and equipment of this bank as the rest of its customers. We invite your account. until Big Bill Taft must have felt rnlgh. ty uncomfortable down there In Vir ginia Hot Springs. He elucidated all the Issues that were previously eluci dated by Temporary Chairman B«ll and presented a few new- ones which he labeled as Immortal tenets of the party. It was a halcyon and vocifer ous occasion. 2|r. Clayton Is one of our grandest little human megaphones. Late In the afternoon there was a meeting of the Amalgamated Protective Association of Vice Presidential t'andl. dates. The membership of this organ ization ha* now Increased to 100. anl new eligible* are being discovered *v*rv minute. There was a rumor that the members of the executive committee of the national committee had decided to put a license tax on all vice presidential candidates and make It Imperative that each should wear a tag. The story wss that the national com. mlttee thought this a good way to start a campaign fund, and It was re. lated In circumstantial detail that no candidate who could not show a llcenee receipt h.v Thursday morning, together with a tag, would be allowed to go before th# committee. The member* of the amalgamated association pro. tested violently and drafted a memorial to the executive committee, which set forth that this was tyranny of the most despicable sort, Inasmuch as the members of the association had gone to considerable expense already In the way of press agents, advertisements and badges. The committee reqtalned firm, and It Is expected the tax and tag will he enforced, for It Is not the Intention of navy la necessary to subdue Japan. . . while we must put every fifth man In 'P* m,n *"'* are running the conven the army In order to keep th# soft «0J» _*» nominate evleepresIjXmt until rommandertln-chlef of Pacific fleet to home and wait order*. Lieutenant E. T. Constantine, tn staff of eommander-ln-chlef of Pacific fleet as aid*. Lieutenant F. I,. Rpoffleld. to naval academy. Movements of Voosolt. The cruiser fit. T.nuls ha* .arrived at San Francisco; th* cruiser Wolverine ha* arrived at Marklnar Island, and the cruiser North Carolina haa arrived at Norfolk. Th# collier Nero ha* sailed from I,amperts Point for Bradford. The cruiser* Tenneesee, Washington and California and the torpedo boat* Preble, Perry and Farragut from San Diego for 8an Francisco? the diplomatic service of hla country.— Acworth Post. if that isn’t helng In thf finest dip lomatic service In the world, we mis* a guess—having had several years ex perience at ft. trifle over 75.000, which he thought would be Just about right for the pre amble. and volunteering to furnish any number of needed words up to a million, which he must do If the colonel realty wants to win this yenr. Captain Richmond Pearson Hobby— no, not Hobby—Hobson, of Alabama, not having prepared a speech, talked only four hours and a half. Mr. Hnb- aon. who now Is In congress, unleashed so many dogs of war that the meeting place looked like a bench show before he had been going thirty minutes. Wearing Kimonos. He had observed that one of th# local places of refreshment lias a Japanese boy slicing the free lunch ham and enn- sidered this another proof that war is Imminent—more than that, war la al ready upon us. The Jspnnese have snuck In enough of their hated race to tripe ut/Oft the earth, and unless some thing I* done about It we will all be! wearing kltnono* by the time we get t ready to march up in the ballot boxes pedal on Germany. Thla In some cir cles Is known a* playing both end* against the middle, but, of course, that version of It did not percolate Into Mr. Hobson. Thus the committee whiled away th# hour*. About That Platform. ^ Man after man who had been to Lin. coin single-footed In, single-taxed around and dashed panting to the lob by again, sure Ills favorite planks had been Incorporated In the Immortal doc ument that was In- preparation. It was clever of the sub-committee. Knowing that the platform that will be adopted by the convention 1* already made, signed, senled and all hut delivered, they amused the members .by getting Intensely Interested In tentative planks. After practicing jlu-JItsu on one an other. the credentials committee waa ready to report In the evening snd Rep. resentatlve Henry D. Clayton made his speech as permanent chairman. Mr. Clayton Is a large and Imposing geh- lleman, with a voice that make* th# bellow of the bull of Baehan seem like the squawk of a field mouse. He took his voice and hurled It against the walls, threw It madly at the visitors to the convention. Swung It around hit S end and launched It forth with utter Isregard of the ear drums of those who were assembled to hear him. He lambasted the Republican party Friday, they having assurances that Mr. Bryan will be heard from on the aubject late on Thuraday evening. About The Georgian The Atlanta Georgian says: "Gen ealogically, the Atlanta hall team Is of the tribe of Hlttltes." So are th# Houston High Ball team and the Har ris County Mint Julap nine.—Houston Pott. ■Ay* Th'e Atlanta Georgian: "A Wis consin gtrl wrote an assay on 'The Cladaphoraqe of Dane County.' May we expect Jack McCartney to clear up the myatery?" Ask us something hard Spelled phonetically, thla Is caught- four-ace. Don't know what It I# In Dane county, but In Floyd county It Is sign to bet your shirt. Even the school girls know that—Roms Tribune. Herald. According to The Atlanta Georgian. Mr. John w. Gates recently paid fio for a ahave In Aurora, III." Evidently the barber "skinned" Mr. Gates to * fine finish.—Washington Herald. THE NEW TORIC EYE GLASS LENS New Style » ’Old Style The very latest In eye-glass and spectacle construction. Curve* to the shape of the eyes; far ahead of the old style flat lenses. Give* a greater field of vlalon and allows lenses to alt dozer to eyes. > No blur when looking through the edges. The moat beautiful Invisible Bifocal Lenses are also made In the Torlc form. Have your lenses changed to the oew style today. The wearing of them la a mark of up-to-dateness. Come In efhd we will show you the difference. A. K. HAWKES CO. SCIENTIFIC OPTICIANS 14 WHITEHALL ST. 125 PEACHTREE. W OH, PIFFI