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EVERYBODY
WANTS
SUMTHINK
WHAT IS THE RESULT?
THEY GIT NOTHINK
ADVERTISE
IN THe
BINGVILLE: BUGLE
And Sc* What Vo* Oct
AccMeata. Mirrlifti end
Scandal* With Great Cheer
BECAUSE
WE KNOW i
WNOOUttBOBMUKltSIS
Ati r-tt OF
FIFTY NaiHTtRS'
HEVE*. etn /■*
BUO IS
CtRT/MNLY A
FAEASM &i)Y
<JU4T
.has fa n
• BE mahged
ViISM \ HAD
THE COURAGE.
TO KISS THE- 1
Vtl DOER LIKE THAr
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I BET THAT'
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ut roSTOP WT AINtrS Wifl LITTLE Q*U
TuMYlUK BBGIiS
TBs Leading P-.per r>f the County
Bright. Breezy, Bohicoae. Buitlins
Aotfi 11* bn*» llltl* bee
lufre** *an|> •Wnlh* Raup—
k.t iMibrrlne hoc*/ at! the d*f
¥tetf cpHilot d.n».
On Tuesday of last week a com
mittee of representative citizen* of
have been content lo ritBWy quietly
along life's pathway earning about
$1*> per week and getting pVobably
about $1.50 cents of it. We have
been content to conduct a first cla«s
weekly newspaper at the rate of
per year principally cn wind and
promises. We have been coptent
to disseminate knowledge among
the masses of Bingville and spread
knowledge broadcast through our
neighborhood by the medium of the
Bugle. We have always stood ready
to doom other political candidates
regardless of party cheaper than
they could get boosted-by any other
paper in the county I except the
llit-lrorj hut somecrMres. Nobody Kerns
to knotr where lie fomirl it I,til Olid
hr, srenitd ’ to know thio . there was
something good lo eat inside tlm mij if
lie cmtld only get at it. Well, Bud laid
the Idtlory nut on the stone step in
front of the postoffire. Then he got a
sthne weighing about 15 lbs. Holding
the mil in one baud ami the stone it
the other Bud struck at the nut. mush
ing il and also two fingers. Kph beard
Bud rTu ct’iside »n«l I'd him h-me to
hii motlier. Hoc Livermore otTirlated.
Bud is niucb better at this writing.
Cupid Pierces Bud’s
'Heart
party ought t* bft ft Wi Urcen »n»l^-
there f* Mitt# clrlhfon pp the pa.
of them who*# lettere is opened.
Personals
The weather ha* Begin <d get a lettle
mite coolish stout the edges.
There is *ome talk on the part of
the Bingville School Board of purchas
ing a dapper for the Bingville school-
house bell, nhicfi ain’t had no clapper
for 10 year*# the teachers and scholars
merely going by guess.
We notice that Israel Goodwin walks
with a limp these days. We ralkilate it
is his ingrowing toenail again.
ftai Sloemnb got his hand fast in
i a comsheller last week. Doc Livermore
pajKi in inc* cYJiiiuy 1 Bud Hinckley, who ain't guile right hoped it would have to come off, but
Hardscrabble Banner* wnfen don t | n ijj* head, went to the Co. seat with it wasn’t that serious, and so D«ic
belong CO the tftlion. Political boost his Mn one day last week to sell her didn't make much out of the job.
rales furnished upon personal appli- Mter »nd erg*. being as she «n>< she! Mr*. Matilda Dewberry is home after
cation at thin office.) * ca; l ntore for butter and eyis at an extender) stay at the Co. seat, where
Then there he other rc4»n. why ^ M ‘bV.'.i , ,l " v ^ w ^ ,,n * ou ‘ aJI
Bingville trlilcrl on its (they waifec} jwc niu*t decline (his great honor. j tr .{ f „| w j t j, htsmTthei a and alter •l ,<? !q,,^
llillver, nur J. of the P., has
n exritirg cast of his hands for
bout four hours on ns. being a , ’ W« have a good cal on hernl. »s .1 Iwd dM her .ami come o«t *t ? ria , ” \ wfefc „ npp „ r , tha , j| tn
«„e !*..:.*« ^ trvmg lo conduct the afiatrs of *he store where s!ia done it ;-d was j|j p/ .g j )0 * ** - *
e Bugle in dtkh a mariner
;oacK ftUDsenpttonf m me tune, ^ Ul ,gct to press once everj* trfrk nr *0 ]7 f jj fa bye with'ltef right away ami l»r WK 1 ^*rd. Now Jim h
W
pet Ids
failed) and wanted us to run for':without busting ourself. Wc ba\*c walkt up to her and
;postmaster of Bingville on the In-(to build our own fire, sweep out nroand her ,neck 4 amt jcitsr*
[dependent ticket. The chairman Of [the office even «dx monibs or so, Jf* 1 brbre anybody - ccniid
ithe committee was Cy Hoskins. onr jj„ M for the ak' of looks, hunt up ^ 'h s T h 'inM!.' fic.T CUV.
,'wcll-known townsman. Mr. Ho5-| a || the news that bappens in otir she didn’t want to be kissed by anybody
hroftght
Jtm. The
interfere.
ikins stated that be desired us to j midst, write it up so \vc can fend it who w.t« r stranger to i-^r. ••iv’ i
‘consider this honor which the citi-(well enough to seYit tip into type. ? u< * 1,r ? p '
she
liouml and * Ab Snyder’, sliep
liile*
ha.
nil .'■ttalntt Ah and Ah aftainit
n-.ejlion is »bich do* na< re-
for ih, death of *,ch other.
Am* ays II* h»* been rradin* up the
law on I he question, hut he can’t seem
to fiml any light on if.
Bud Hinckley, who ain’t' quite riqbt
up
l)!*.
to ill hi< head, don't ,eeni to be as fooli.h
'ren. of_Hingvillc had so in,expect- ' go around aml get aelvirtisertient*. mMvt'Ci ! ‘ ,P *" *** ** he WM M<m ,hi,t
edlv tlinist upon us prayerfully and apologize to sttliscribers for asking <lf*aftpo'ntmeiu in hn-V but .he
I tearfully before giving our answer. I them to pay their subseriptioits, there .-itn'i no n«. for Mm to h, iii-.
| f fe further stated that the adminis-! work out two days a week some- ■ rourafed hecuun; he v. ill find somebojy
I tration of Kph Higgins, who is the. times to get money enough to pay,” 1 ’ 0 ll1vt | |:| » '
present postmaster of Bingville. is' for paper- to print the Btigie on,
not satisfactory, being as Kph has cheer up our wife, when there ain't j C|)[{)tff (lOi T ’SDOil'lSIlS 3
Ibcen opening so many letters of nothing to cat in the house except,
date to see what is inside of them '.tovewood and pumpkins (notice— H\PPY~ VALI ! : Y
i that the people who the letters was! we do not need any’ more Move- T| „ rt ai „-, a , >kknn , in our
addressed to have-almust got R mod or pumpkins at present, be- ntklal s, there was.
; they look Upon such doings as im-iing as wc have enough to laM us Hen Allman ard wife Sund.yed with
pudeiice. The committee stated: seven years), thaw out the ink on Hen's brother Amri ahd wife at Pine
;that it is aware that Eph's term of:cold mornings, make paste (that i£"'
office don’t expire until the next j blamed dog of Hod Skinner'- ot up lwa j t c , r> vui:r i-qrtenondenFa crpy o't
||iresidenshial deckshion. but they ; thc last paste we made), listen a the Buftetb read. The Bngla i* teflftia I ttr'g as late u 1 )^ m. In reply we
calkilate if sufficient charge- was hour every day to people who ain’t popular in tha Valley, being as it i, the | would »«j that tlie-e dtar soul. wa.
brought against Eph and that if wc subscribers about how the Bugle only one that come. her*. |*i prayer meeting and Deacon Buttcr-
Mb» Sally Hoskins, our poet writer,
i. eng reed at present I n writing ,
noeni. Those svho have seen it as far as
it goes, s.’vs it it *o deep ami full of
meaning that nobody can understand it.
MI'S Fhronici.i Wall'ins. while walk
ing into Bingville last Friday with 2
.iiw. eggs, received a hard fall while
climbing Hen Smiley's fence. No bone,
was broke, hut the 2 doe. eggs was.
which means CO eta. as good a. throwed
awa.
Subscribe- for the Bugle and we will
never regrei it.
We has- been a.ked several times
svhy several of our most respected dti-
a< seen going horn- Wednesday
Lafe Broke His Teeth
run for postmaster and everybody'ought lo be rim. ierk the handle of (, a ^| •Se'ftneeTitf '*
in Bingville voted for us, Eph our improved Washington Itand-
would be kicked out and we would press on press days until we are all
lake his place in spile of the gov
ernment
We would be a low down ornery
cur if we didn't appreciate this
great political honor which the citi
zens of Bingville has saw fit to
gli a
eek. The ndfs ?
n't hurt,. but the fence wit ba»lly
ige<L 1
F.rra Sparrow hit been feeling a lee-
worth prayed—that’s all.
Cy’s Trained Horse
ssvet up and catch a cold like a- not. •'■■/r, yprrmsv uas Mui iftiinis ire-, c l| 0 ,kin* went to the county seat
etc. These are only a few of our, ^ m J l . c aU 11,4 a 5“ !TO , j’!' I taat week and bought a educated horse,
multifarious duties. We could name j *'** ' "* he ‘ TxCPLS?Olt '' ■ '* hich , ’1 » om ? h j n ?, ,hat «i'igville never
u f n^cenn. v»*J •««» before. Jed Peters, our intelligent
other*. Wit it ant necessary . Nat- | sclion! teacher, i, a educated per™,
tiraliy the reader will see .ha.wcj Soc i ety | &L a educated hone is sonmliir.g new.
ain’t cot a creat cal of spare time
Since Cy ha, been showing what th*
gext government position in Bing-1 twice that much per annum, run- ,. <it „ raok ; ; , v ,, th# , a „ minutr . Axiflpni to file DParnn
ville. ' ning the Bugle. While we appre- M-, Cyrus Mrekiaa had a scveFfj
Wc thank volt, our fellow citi- jciatc being asked to be postmaster htftdache hst Wcdnciday afternoon DHcon Andrew* Ward a noise in his
>YC l Juki in viyii, uui tuiun uu- ikiutv uuu^ u. nv. »s# ■ > - . ..... ...
ten*, for the honor which the ten- of Bingville, we desire to ?av that if to^4.
j dcr of this great office implies, wc are elected to that office by
Mr,. Kph Higgins, wife of
cellar Krthvr night about hediime and
__ -1 took a candle and went down to see
. - , ' .f, lla - 1 ol "}-, c “J | eomr.iodating posimaster. desires u» to j what the noise wa«, hut a gust of wind
|Some men arc born to political popular vote we will immediately 1 print our society news that she in- Plowed out the candle when he got
' tends lo give a “Guessing Party" at. down Into Ihc cellar and before he
ipreferment while there are vft re-ifin
Other* who base political prefer
ment thrust upon them, as we have
had it thrust upon us in this in
stance.
After mature and d-lil.-rai* and
thoughtful deliberation, however,
we feel that we nni- t .iodine to run
for postmaster. \\ e
Subscribe for the Bugle.
have never not fatal av
mommm
i her home next Saturday night. A s. -; could turn around to ro back upstair*
I lcct number of UiuRvillc ladies bavc ! after * match he krtowed what mad« the
been invited. Mrs. Higgins will go to j noise because he could smell it—It was
HjiH Hinklpv P. o. and take out a lot of lctvr> i *kimk which had got in through the
4 4 ° addressed to them os has not come for 1 winder which the Deacon had left open.
Hud H:nckl’>, who mu't guile r ; ^ht t u eir nail lately. She will hare thr*^ Th'* next day the Deacon buried hh
iu !’i- h'- .d si <1 r.f ,er ha«. !»een stv.c’p lie letter at the party and them present clothes and took a bath, hut utt>l»**dy
rill cues* what is in the letters After wd o has got !i«*r on tii-tr face ran
11 th** guesses m made the lettrr% *.vill ‘till tel! t!-..f :h- !)- r.*n tv t up with
■e '•prit? 1 h, ’»!•» : l.•!;-«• a skunk when he uaivs around close
wi*h a pa in f i*l ir.
last Wednefil?”
n..at ni^c l
chi’
Lafe Perkins met with a terrible axi-
dent the other night. Lafc purchased a
new *et of store teeth at the Co. seat
not long back and hr lias been trying
To get used to them ever since. Lafe
thought if he would wear them at night
hr would get used to them sooner, so
la«*t Thursday night he went to bed
with his teeth in his mouth, and about
midnight he coughed and the teeth flew
out and lit On the floor in the middl-s
of the room and broke the set right i.1
two in thi» middle. Lafe is terrible
worked itp over it. lie says a person
wouldn’t believe hoiv much he misses
them teeth.
SCREEN DOORS
o o
A I h«Y. o
O tir m- A
0 fllfnaf 1ft f *ff| ,A O
o lute III* Nialn**. Af maklnc <|
° SCREEN DOORS
*r^*r t» •*• If 1 i-tn’t bet.
t*r st that than I ^ar» at 0
O thr UB*tftaktox bual- O
0 ft* T h • O
O na^r. O
n o
o takln* O
O
o
O t>**n tarrlfcl* p©*r 0
o ter samal m^ha bark. O
O and i*i I will baft to do aomathlnf
O brsldra that to maka « l!«)nf, wblrfe
O 1 hate drrtdrd to go Into tha
O fcnifKM a? making
SCREEN DOORS
O •!* O
o o
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o kot I WJJI A
A not |9 tato rti I a A
O hiMnrat until nest afrlng. 0
0 What la tk* uae of going Into It A
O thi* time nf ;#ai when Ifa mig and tttra 0
[| ain't nn BIoa> Rut I only dteim A
O »« «i*e the puWle aetl'-a ra 0
O watch out fnr »e 0
O «*»t agrtng O
O
O 0
A
SCREEN DOORS
o
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a a rheai> aa Meat gaepnl 0
O and will be g1a4 of 0
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SCREENS
QMiM Srat. A
DAYS
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