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From gv#r/ epaolog floor.
scKwentiy, wc claim tne right to
[our vacashun on Cousin Abijah’s
,$37.78 as we see fit.
I It is with weeping and Hashing
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'of teeth that we Sieve this peicefu
community, sence we love it as a fall fig Feller Comes *0 TflWn With
bro. Wc don't know what part of
Pejsonal & Local Items
Yurrtip we will visit, but we will
make quite a stop, and will okasion
ally write back from time to time
newsy littel pieces of news and pos
tal cards bearing same, which may
be learned by those wishing by
talking to Eph Higgins, our ac-
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comodatin P. M. at die P. 0.
During our absense. our position
of Ed. and Pub. will be filled by
What Is a Awful Lie or a Grate
Thing for Bingvills an! a Tur-
How would you like to let us have
a quar. do), on tubscripihuni now and
then or sooner. If you aint got a
quar. do!, handy what have you?
Abe Skinner wa* putterin around hi*
young com tother ev*g along about sun
down when the tainathion crow* com
menced to hotter louder than usual
Abe had hit trusty weapun with him and
he hid hitself under a heap of brush sc.
• Dl«u. p, Cnnt Cnl ne ■«> nisseit unaer a neap oi urusn sc.
ribie bljw tu Co. oeat as FOr as to fool the crows and it want long
before the crows come overhed. Ab«
A young feller come into Bingville
. , , - Uat nigiit along about supper time with
our'brother from Antioch. We are tw0 w - viIi , ei bu hand, and m re
For lo these many years now we leaving him. our gray pants to wear
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have been the Ed. and Pub of this soto have everyone reckognue him runni cut t0 , ce wUt brought bim
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paper, littel dreaming tliat ever
would come a time which would
call us frqpi watching ore this
peaceful community to journey
elsewhere or to furrin parts, prin-
ciply bekause it has always been a
turrible chore for us to get enough
subscripshuns payed up to even git
out to Gootchic Pona for. a day’s
fishing.
But now Fate in the shape of
the Grim Reaper has descended up
on us, so to speak, by stelth. Our
cousin, Abijah Drum, who lived
over to Ricker’s Falls, in the
next State, died last week and
left a will by which we rec’d
$37.78, which is more money than
we thought Abijah had ever seen
life, although he was
without trubble.
Country Correspondence
to once in his
known to be turrible mean and
nigh, and saving everything that
come to hand.
We are lost to understand how
come it that Cousin Abijah left
this money to us. We gues* he
wouldn’t of done it if he could of
thought of anyone else, but he was
just set that Cousin ^Melchizedech
Drum shouldn’t get none of it, no
matter who else did. Consequently
we got it
iVe are here to instruckt the
young and to reprove the old, as
it were, and we have always said
that there ain’t 1 a better way of
using money, provided you got
enough of it than to use It in die
improvin of the mind.
That is what we are going to do
with the munifficent sum of $37.78
that was left to u;by the demees of
ih. We
Cousin Abijah. We are going to
abi
broad to
take that $37.78 and go
Yurrup with it
We know that some people will
say Why in tarnashun don’t, he
take that money and put it away,
dog-gone it, or put it into the pa
per. In answer to that and to all
those like that we would say that
we have watched Bill Hepburn go
to the Co. seat every’ Sat’dy av’g
for the last generation cr so and
spend sometimes as much as l dol.
for rum when he has owed us for
subscripshuns for yrs. and yrs. But
we have not tryed to spend Bill’s
money for him. We have watched
others do same, often not getting
diunk like Bill,-but spending their
money. 35c and 40c at a time, with
out a thought of their subscrip
shuns. But for all of us, they have
done as they darn pleased. Con*
ZrO.V CROSSROADS.
Mis* Hildy Wade the bell of the
crossroads it having a turrible time with
a tty on her eye which has the peku-
lier tffeckt of making Hildy look cross
eyed which at It well known she aint.
Enos Simpson and wift Sundayed
with Mrs. Hester Ruskin at Calamity
Comers. , Enos reports bad goin at
Turners forks, a bowlder having took
up the road.
Smoke was seen over tords Sorrow
Hollow t’other A- M. Wes Hankins
and Eb Hoover who aint seen a fire
since Jed Weaver 1 * chicken coop burnt
up on him run 2 mis bat it want nothing
but a pile of brush on It Gookint’t
back lot We* and Eb got a lot of
hard cider out of Is and come home
with considerable of a slant so they
didn't have their trip for nothin.
Newt are scarce this wie, but next wk
we hope they will be more numerous.
VERITAS.
Chased by Camuel
Bill Hepburn, our artistiek black
smith, while returning last Set'dy e/g
from the Co. teat in a condishun bor
dering on the paralyzed and inebriated
accordin to hit custom on Sat’dy ev’gs,
Had a turrible exsperience. While
coming around the bend in the road
iown in the Hollow Bill seen a big
green camuel with 1000 leg* eomin
lords him Just as fast at he could hlste.
By good luck Bill was toting hie old
muzzle loeder shot gun which he had
lock to the Co. teat to have new rip
pie* put on and without any hesitashun
to tpetk of Bill up and let the camuel
have it
Being the rtiult of lieker as you might
s»y, the charge went through the camuel
ind tickled up Jared Harvey’s cow con
siderable wmch was laying in the pas-
chur. Bill then went afluking by the
camuel whieb turned and follered with
great haat*. Bill reached home all
eater breath which is saying a lot for
Bill on Sat’dy «v*g, but ahead of the
camuel
Mra. Hepburn immejiitely tent for
Doc Livermore, and Doc brewed Bill
some medesin to make him forget the
camuel Next day Bill was seeing •
few purple worms but was quieted down
otherwise. At this writing be aint
seeing scarcely nothing to speak of and
hopes to go to the Co. seat as ushua!
next Sit’dy ev’g. Jared Harvey sper.t
three hours pirkfn N'o. 6 shots out of
his cow, ind he says he hopes the next
time that Bill gttt.chased by a green
running
to town he said that he had tome mov'
ing pikshurs In hit valise* and he was
going to hire a halt off of someone and
have moving pikshur show*
Wc ain’t saying that this young fel
ler la a liar, but we know nothin about
any moving pikahur* and who ever
herd of such goins on. Jed reteri, our
intelligent aehcol teacher, wys that it
it a well known fackt that there ’
such things a* moving pikshurs. and
that these things are elegent and fa
strucktive at well at causing everyone
to enjoy a pleasant time.
We ast this young feller how he kept
his pikshur* from moving around in
his valises, but he only lafft and talked
back in a fresh way and said. "Wait till
you see 'em move. Gosh, it’ll surprise
you.
Thit young feller reminds uj a little
bit of the young feller that Deacon
Andrews thought he could Hein out of
$2 by guettin which shell a little pea
was under and would have slow if the
feller hadn’t deserved bim somehow.
We don't say this young nfaving pik-
slur feller is crooked, but he kind of
looks and talks that way, and before
wc go any farther wc warn t*«* people
to be kind of careful the way they act
with their money around him. .
One of the Brit thing! this young
feller ast about waa where they wa* a
hall he could hire off of aomeone to
show his pikshurs in. He was told that
maybe the best hall he could get
to have Cy Hoskins clean out hit
camuel he hope* the camuel will git bim. it waa ir.evvitahci,
penter shop, which it a large room big
enough for a eocial or auch doings,
and the young feller said he guesst he’d
go right up to ace Cy.
Being as the young feller hadn’t had
any supper, he et supper with Cy and
Cy charged him a quar. dol. for aame.
Seem* to us, Cy, tile that was kind of
a high price to charge for topper*.
We’d hate to pay a quar. dol. and then
aink our teeth into one of them horned
under crusts' that Mia’ Hosjcin* makes
onto her pies.
Well, anyway, this young feller made
arranjments with Cy to hire Cy 1 * car
penter shop for the purpose of moving
his pikshurs around inside.
At this writin the young feller is
around makin arranjments with all the
folks in Bingville to hire their spare
kitchen chairs off of ’em sn as to have
scats for the people who come to see
his pikshurs move. You’ll have to show
us some good stuff, young feller, to
get more than seven people into your
flow.
This young feller tavs we will all be
coming to see his moving pikshurs, be
ing as how they are a wonderful thing.
If this is so. and what Jed Peters, our
intelligent school teacher, •*>•* i* so.
then the Co. seat will have to take
second place fa another thing, which
ill he hard for the Co. scat, although
lepped out on cm and blazed away,
getting two with one shot. How is
this for shootin? It aint common for
Abe to atir hisself that way, but when
ha does he git* there.
Down to Snake Bend there was
heavy shower tother ev’g which didn’t
rain her* none. How i* this? We
need rain a* much a* Snake Bend.
Buck Henderson has got a alibi shoat
on his hands and he dont know ex
actly what ails the critter. It ia our
opinion that the shoat ia starving lo
deth. Buck hates to waste like.plson,
even swill.
Miss Martha Tucker ia considerable
worrited over a felon which she had to
•trow on the littel finger of her left
hand. When the felon growed, Martha
-vent down to Cy Hoskins and Cy
fled a ring ofen Martha** littel finger
with a rat tail file- Martha reekons
that the rat till fie aint helped her
finger none. Hard luck. Martha. Cy
Hoskins is tellin it all over the town
hat Martha’* ring wa* brass. Seems
ike that’* a kinder mean thing to say,
but Cy it mean anyway.
■ Harve Hines, our tentorial artist, says
trade it kinder alack in hit line. Harve
does the beat job in this end of the
Co., and throw* in the bay rum for
nothin. , f Adv.,)
Mist Samanthy ’ Deevers is ailin this
week as ushuaL Doe Livermcre says
Samanthy could run a mile if a dog was
to chast her, but Samanthy denie* this
with indignaahun »nd anger. We think
ourselves that Samanthy aint ao all fired
sick as the makes out to be. Brice up,
Samanthy.
NOTISB
Read THIS Quick
You had better eome over to my place
next Slt’dy afternoon at 1 o’clock sharp,
p. m., bekause I am going to have a
Publick Sail
That will be one of the grate*! tea-
churei of the season.
I am going » sell
37Hog Kind
Gocdby Poms
Miss Sally Hoskins, our pom* writer,
has stirred us to our deps with a pome
and who can say that it is not a beau
tiful pome which she sat write down
ind writ on learning that we was going
to Yurrup with th* mon«y which our
esteemed cousin left to us. (See edit.)
We are grately moved, Miss Sally, by
this effuahun which we exspeU fa full
as follers:
OOODBT.
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r.ra, OciuRlr. me *v,« ana*
OeoklM util si eo will worm.
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Will disc you wbto roe n
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Awty trow Swot I
Pills Wanted
I want tome pills to cure my hay fever
which git* turrible bad about thit time
oi >cir, ami will alto cur* whatever
ails me, I having a lot of that I had
tome pills that Doc Livermore rolled
for me some time sinst, but in corse-
kwence of dropping ti e box my rooster
et ’em and died on me. On this acc’t
don’t want no more of Doe’s pills.
Peepie bavin pill* they think it good
for me will not loore nothin by calling
or me immejiate aid to once.
Bingville. TETER GOQKINS.
Consisting of Brood Sow*, Shoat*
and Pigs, 6 of these sows had pig*, d
are going to have pigs. I have M pig*
from 6 to 8 wks. old, the nicest piga
that ever you see. Nine barrow thoata,
weighing from 125 to 175 Iba.
This it the grandest opportunity to
buy pigs you will ever have sence I
mutt dispose of the pigs, I having kept
them all winter egspecting to have tho
odds and ends allowed to me by tha
Selectmen, but for tome reason Amt-
ziah Geokins is down on me 1 think
the reason it because he has three pigt
of hi* own. and the Selectmen won**
allow me to have the odds and end*
for my pigs, and I must and will clow
out the hog business. I can’t and won’t
afford to buy grain to feed all theae
hog* for market, so anyone wishing to
buy. this gives you the opportunity of a
lifetime, I never saw the beat lo secure
pork to go with your beans or to
hang up.
Also at the same time and place I will
sell a lot of
Missalainius Goods
Consisting of 1 fruit waggon in the
shap* of a store waggon which would
maik a good deliwery waggon or a
good waggon for a farmer to have,
which haa never been run but I season,
cost $100; I gasoline heater, almost new,
a good one.
Also a lot of artikles too mimcrus to
menchun, such as eabages ready to set
out in garden, if they are not rjl sold
out before the day of sale, and I don't
think will be bekause I have thousands
of them. If you are looking for bar
gains come to this sale, thi* sale will bt
in my farm at Bingville.
Bingville. JASPER HAWKINS. ■