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JIADAiIE I ALLIEIIES. Strictly Fresh Hen Fruit. , peculiar apparatus recently in ' 1 is shown in the illustration , V in The inventors—two Western f " ‘nliterm it a mechanism for dis n'\in cr eggs and other commodities. tv anparatus was especially designed . in cafes, restaurants and sim clV places. The machine has the general outline and contiguratioii of a hen in the act of setting, the con struction and relative disposition of the several parts being such that when an operating lever is depressed an egg will be deposited at the rear of the nest and in a position to be conveniently removed. Of course, the hen fruit thus handed out does not tarry a guarantee to the effect that it is strictly fresh; but nobody will be able to deny that they are not fresh "laid.” The apparatus was designed, also, to be used as a vending machine, the deposit of a coin causing the hen to lay an egg. When performing the latter operation this near-hen dis plays all the attributes of the live fowl, tilting her head and tail and producing a sound resembling the cackle of the genuine bird. —Wash- ington Star. Compact Facilities. “Why do you favor a highly cen tralize! form of government?'' ‘‘Because,” answered Senator Sor ghum, “it’s more convenient.” "But think of Rome!” “That’s just the point. Those old Roman orators got up into the Forum, made a speech and went home 10 dinner satisfied that they had reached their constituents. They didn't have to struggle with mileage hooks and sleeping car berths.” — Washington Star. Cf b;- c" ch £• f- 3-.: j: J-:- m : ; n~ 0-* P-bT- S’- t* u- v v W”. x-'-Y" Ban - m—— Alphabet or the “New York Point” ■System of Printing For the Blind. Hreworks were originated in the Fhteenth century by the Florentines, 61 -d later were popularized in Rome. ( otch Keeper—“ What a verra fine car you have got!” ( iiauffeur—“Oh, it ain’t a bad car.” jf 11 etch Keeper—“ She wad be a verra powerful car, whatever? Chauffeur— “Oh, no, I wouldn’t say that.” . ♦v “ rolc h Keeper—“l wass not judgin’ by the size. I wass judgm by saiell.”—From London Punch C LEME X T ARM AND FALL. IE RES, President of the French Republic. Great Difference. Long after midnight the suburban man sat on his front step listening to the dismal howls of a restless canine. “Awful racket,” commented the big policeman as he sauntered up the avenue. “Terrible,” agreed the man on the steps. ‘‘Those howls are enough to raise the dead.” “Well, T should say so.” “Make the cold shivers creep up and down your spine.” * “They are fierce.” “Wonder you don’t make a com plaint.” “Weil, I am just waiting. ,T “May I ask what you are waiting for?” “Sure! lam waiting to find out if that is my dog or my neighbor’s dog. If it is my dog—well, yon know we all have' to put up with unseemly noises these hot nights, but if it is my neighbor’s dog—blamed if I don’t shoot him myself.”—Chicago News. Polly Was Not Always a Perfect Lady. I* i A ' '' ' '/ /rJ v 1 x ' Papa (outside the Talking Birds Show) —“I suppose it’s quite safe to take a child in ? ” The Manager —“Yes, sir. I ■ the performance abso lute! but, of course, there’s certain amount of risk with thi^Tarrots.” —The Sketch.- Where the Octopus Abounds. “The rock coast of Brittany,” said a lifeguard, “abounds in octopus—the pieuvre, as they say down there. W'alk at Breton beach at low tide — the beach of St. Luaire, for instance —and you will easily find in a half mile a score or more of perfect cuttle fish of those friable white bones that birds love. They are from six inches to a foot or more in length, snowy and very prettily shaped; they make nice ash trays. The peasants gather them for bird food, for ash tra>s, and also, I believe, for cigarette cases. They are bones of the octopus, and their abundance is a convincing proof of the octopus in this rock-strewn waters of France.” —Minneapolis Journal. DECLINED. Foreign Suitor—l would give up en tnousand milreis to win your love. -fiss Pittsburg—How much is that m Linted States money? Suitor Almost five dollars!—Puck. eczema cured. .JL R - Maxwell, Atlanta, Ga., says: "I riu er 'r d . a s°f l y with a severe case of ecze - j -fried, six different remedies and was in despair, when a neighbor told me to try -fluptrine s tetterine. After using $3 worth or ) our tetterine and soap I am completely cured. I cannot say too much iu its praise.” Tetterine at druggists or by marl 50c. Soap 25c. J. T. Shuptrine, Dept. A, Savannah, Ga. A DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT* Ihe professor says my bathing suit is rather Exiguous.” “Is that a compliment?” I don’t know. I’m going after the dictionary now.’’—Kansas City Jour nal. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens thegumif. reduces inflamma tion. allavspaimoureswind colic.2sc a bottle The farmer who goes in debt to make a crop is not working for him self. To Drive Oat Malaria and liuild U| the System Take the Old Standard Grove's Taste less Chill Tonic. Yo.i know what you are taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it is simply Qui nine and Iron in a tasteless form, and the most effectual form. For grown peopto and children. 50c The old expression, “Make one hand wash another,” does not apply to the farm hands. CONSTIPATION AND BILIOUSNESS. Constipation sends poisonous matter bounding through tho body. Dull headache, bour Stomach, Feted Breath, Bleared Eyes, Loss of Energy and Appetite are the surest signs of the affliction. Youno’s Liver Pills positively cure constipation. They awaken the sluggish liver to better action, cleanse the bowels, strengthen the weakened parts, induce appetite and aid digestion. Price 25 cents from your dealer or direct from the laboratory. Free sample by mail to any address. J. M. icobNo, Jr., Waycross, Ga. The sultan’s brother, who has been kept in confinement for the greater part of his natural life, called on Ab dul Hamid and passed -the time of day. Abdul probably remarked, sug gests the Atlanta Journal, that be was glad he was “able to be out.” How’s Tills? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. Cheney & Cos., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm. W adding, Rinnan & Martin, Whole . sale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly, upon the blood and mucuous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. CAUSES A COLDNESS. “How do you heat your house?” “With a furnace.” “And how do you cool it off?” “Family misunderstandings.”— Nashville American <O>WE/;; s . WlhVil' % BRJ^ The deanest.liqhte^iFi ft 18*% and Ati&esame Jw * jn' cheapest in the a jEI jA \\ end because it J\ My V JIM wears longest ' *350 Everywhere pi Every garments '( I /rw j] \{ f \ guaranteed ... *if'f ) (/) waterproof Catalog free \J W .Soa A J TOWER CO. BOSTON. U.S A. f | TOWER CANADIAN CO..LiMITEO>TCgOr. , TO J C^AN I _l_____ i _ i^_| N1 m 1 JkM Makes the Liver Well U IBf Jk Restores Healthy Action to the Kidneys. Purifies the Blood. TRY & BQTTLts Ask your dealer for it PUTNAM fADF, LE S S DY E S A Lady’s Words B 32 PROTECT YOUR LUNGS Q ; , ,t • rt u 0 n vour lungs, you have weak lungs.- fvS? |p Hew cough you catch j, dangmou, to MK P Don t let tkej“‘|* wc j; on . (let rid of it in tho beginning Eg £ •trong w nd effectively; liiays the irniaUon, g|g K W! ‘ h P “°.• Cure - A tel the'throat of phlegm, clear; the clogged r EgS I§3 reduces tne congestion, j Half a century the unsurpassed ||| i ** i THE J. R. WATKINS MEDICAL CO. fif 1 mom a MINNESOTA. — — x a Household i liiTorlns lalt Extract* alf Ktud£ Toilet Preparation., Flue Soaps, Etc. Canvassers Wanted in Every County. BEST PROPOSITION Q Ffrfc -.5£2 AGENTS CAN A WOMAN LOVE TWO MEN AT THE SAME TIME m . Love them both equally, but in a different wav ? Mn, Ruth Everett in her novel, “THAT MAN FROM WALL STREET” (the best forbid den love story published', claims that a woman can. What do you think about it ? $t F 1 * For the best letter, 50C i iL .? _it £. 2# words or less, showing H tmt? n aut hor right, I will Eg* C? P a 7 s>2s. For the best La > L ett ~ r proves u a. m her m error, sz:*. tor the two, second best, one on either side, $lO each. Two, third best, one on either side, $5 each. Four, fourth best, two on either side, $2.50 each. F orty, fifth best, twenty on each side, $1.50 each. Con test closes Mch. 1,1909. Awards paid Mch. 31. ’O9 Raguiar Price S I.so—My P ioa By Pfiail 31.00 L. H. HAESIin, 4Co MANHATTAN AYE., liEW YORK CITY jQjLAB^inED^ADVERTTBEMEN?s| HHHZZ Pt RK FOfi PI I BS (JAMPLE TREATMENT of Red Cross Pile O and Fistula Cure and book explaining Piles lent, free. REA CO..Dept.B LMiiuieapolis.Minn THE VOTE GETTER. Knicker—ls he a vote getter? Bocker—Yes, he gets them all against him. —New York Sun. Capudine Cures Indigestion Pain 9, Belching, Sour Stomach and Heartburn, from whatever cause. It's Liquid. Effect* immediately. Doctors prescribe it. 10c!, 25c., and 50c., at drug stores. The man who does not have to ac count to some good woman for his goings and comings never amounts to much. CUBES ALL ITCHING ERUPTIONS. Glencoe, Md., Nov. 21st, 1907: “I have had eczema on my hands for 12 years, and have tried everything. I have been using tet tehine 4 days and the results are great,** Signed, Mrs. M. Harvey. Tetterine is the surest, safest, speediest cure for eczema and all other skin diseases. Sold by drug gists or sent by mail for 50c. by J, T. Shup trine, Dept. A, Savannah, Ga. A large Baptist church at Santa Rosa. Cal., was built from the wood of a single California redwood tree. BAEV'S AWFUL ITCHING HUMOR. Nothing Would Help Him—Mother Almost in Despair—Owes Quick Cure to Ciiticura. “Several months ago, my little boy began to break out with itching sores. 1 doctored him, but as soon as I got them healed up in one place they would break out in an other. I was almost in despair. 1 could not get anything that would help him. Then I began to use Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment, and after using them three times the sores commenced to heal. He is now well, and not a scar is left on his body. They have never returned nor left him with bad blood, as one would think. Cuticura Remedies are the best I have ever tried, and I shall highly recom mend them to any one who is suffering likewise. Mrs. William Geediiig, 102 Wash ington St., Attica, Ind., July 22, 1907.” To the man who anticipates pleas ure, the realization is never satisfac tory. Little Bright Eyes Again. Not the Spirit Medium this time, but a medium of far greater wonder, one that brings back the brightness and vigor to poor, sore, inflamed eyes with but a few external applications. Who is so ignorant not to know of Dr. Mitchell’s famous eye salve? SoTd everywhere. Price 25 cents. THE INOPPORTUNIST. He has had his joys and sorrow's, Had his lendings and his borrows, Had his yesterdays, to-morrows, W T ith their hopes that come and go; Had a fair share of life’s blessing, Done a whole lot of wrong guessing That knocked out his best finessing With a sort of back-hand blow, Though he knows he’s rather clever. Yet somehow' he can not sever From bad luck, for never ever Does ihe feel he’s had a show. —Puck. THE HUNT. Ursus Major—What’s the matter? Ursus Minor —I see a shooting star coming.—New York Sun. It’s not so much what we say, but what other ladies say, about Cardui, as a cure for female Ali ments, that we ask you to believe. Cardui has benefited so many ladies, that it should surely help you. Being prepared from harm less, vegetable ingredients, it is a safe, natural medicine, that can always be relied on. 8 Take Cardui ? Mrs. Verna Wallace, of Sanger, Tex., writes: “Cardui has done more for me than I i can describe. Last spring I was taken with female inflammation and consulted a doctor, but to no avail, so I took Cardui, and inside of three days, I was able to do my ' housework. Since then my trouble returned” Try it. Seagulls of Auchmithle. In the fishing village of Auchmithle you may frequently witness seagulls flying into the houses of the fisher men and partaking of food from their hands. One of these sea birds was in the habit of staying in a fisher man’s house all the year round ex cept at the breeding season, when it left. About a fortnight ago, while the gull was away, the fisherman re moved his home some three and a half miles from the former place. The fisherman never expected to ~?e his old friend the gull again. It was therefore, much to his aston ishment that he beheld on a rece it Sunday the sea bird come walking into his new residence with stately steps to resume his old familiarties and. household wavs. — London Specta tor WANTED A WIFE. “So this patent savings bank isn’t complete enough for you?” “No; I want something that will take my pay envelope away froip me every Saturday and dole me out money by the nickel.” “Then you’d better get married.” — Washington Herald. Proof is inexhaustible that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound carries women safely through the Change of Lite. Read the letter Mrs. E. Hanson, 304 E. Long St., Columbus, Ohio, writes to Mrs. Pinkham: “ I was passing through the Change of Life, and suffered from nervous ness, headaches, and other annoying symptoms. My doctor told me that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound was good for me, and since tak ing it I feel so much better, and I can again do my own work. I never forget to tell my friends what Lydia L. Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound did for me during this trying period.” facts for sick women. For thirty years Lydia E. Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands ot women, who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bear ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges tion, dizziness or nervous prostration. Why don’t you try it ? Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to Avrite her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. fo* an(^ 1 6 per cent, of Potash in your 9 ■wheat fertilizer. We have told you how to add 6 per cent, of Potash to bone or phos phate, by mixing 100 lbs. of either with 15 lbs. of Muriate of Potash. ■Have you arranged to do this! To increase your wheat crop at a cost of less than 10 cents per bushel? If not, telephone to your dealer to get the Potash at once—or, to furnish you with a 2-8-6 fertilizer for your wheat—equally good for rye. n Potash is profit. But next week we may be too late to get the goods delivered in time for use. Therefore, do it now. Send tor Our Books, containing facts about soil, crops, manures and fertilizers. Mailed free. GERMAN KALI WORKS, Candler Building, Atlanta, Georgia § New York—93 Nassau Street Building; - m IMH IBM XB in ■■ I mm SB JB BB flB sb I w a jws By vi ■ iii ri - ai feAaaißaa - 'Truth and Quality appeal to the Well-Informed in eveiy walk of life and are essential to permanent success and creditable standing. Accor ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of known value, but one of many reasons why it is the best of personal and family laxatives is the fact that it cleanses, sweetens and relieves the internal organs on which it acts any debilitating after effects and without having to increase the quantity from time to time. It acts pleasantly and naturally and truly as a laxative, and its component parts are known to and approved by physicians, as it is free from all objection able substances. To get its beneficial effects always purchase the genuine— manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Cos., only, and for sale by all leading drug gists. The Philadelphia Record thinks that there is a sympathetic re lation between the matrimonial market and the meat market. When meat is cheap marriages increase; when beef goes up the bonds of matrimony are at a discount. The reason is obvious. 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