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Thursday, July 19, 1934.
WEEKLY BIBLE VERSE:
“So shall thy poverty
come as one that travel¬
ed; and thy want as an
armed man.” (Provetbs 24:34
Yes, it's hot weather.
Uncle Dan is baek with
us again.
Here’s a headline: ‘Banks
Seeking $100,000,000 from
stoekholders.
People, as a rule, are like
a river; they follow the
ways of least resistance.
Pittman has been trying
since the 4th of July to
write another speech.
We heard one fellow say
“it was easy to do things
with the other man’s mon
-ey.
Pittman’s mudslinging
is being thrown just like
u boomerang; it returns
to him.
We shall always strive to
v«»te f«r progressive people
and no others have a part
with us.
A nudist is handicapped
in several w ays; o'»e is due
to the fact that they can’t
laugh up their sleeve.
Georgia is not going to
turn down the best gover¬
nor she has had for years
and years____no sir-e-c-e.
We might'run ourselves
while the President is on
his vacation, the vice pres¬
ident fishing and congress
adjourned.
When a fellow is about 6
numbers too small for a
circuit judge, how would
heexpeetto hold the reins
of the state?
W hen a fellow pats you
on the back j n J tells you
what a line fellow you are-
’better watch him, there’s
“a negro in the woodpile'.
Prosperty to the major,
itv of folks doesn’t mean
plenty to eat and wear, but
being able to go in debt for
things for which they have
no need.
"c The FIRESIDE
PHILOSOPHER'
By ALFRED BIGGS
Nobody loves an egotist.
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Wisdom Is better than wealth.
Waste no tears * over ’ 9 yesterday.
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It Is often harder to live than to dla
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We are all slaves to habit and custom.
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Ignore misfortune and It will Ignore
you.
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A mind perennially young is a fountain
of youth.
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Aged war-makers demand young vic¬
tims.
We heard of a pa| er receiv¬
ing this letter: “Please send
me a few copies of the paper
containing the obituary of my
aunt. Also, publish the enclos¬
ed clipping of the marriage of
my niece, who lives In Lewis¬
ton. And I wish you would
mention in your local column,
if it doesn’t cost any tiling,
that I have two bull calves for
sale. As my subscription is
out, please stop the paper, a s
times are too hard to waste
money on newspapers.
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Nine times out of t e n
the fellow that kicksabout
an article in the paper or
crilizes, is the one w h o
slips around and borrows
his neighbo’rs paper.
A thorough check up on
Dillingcr might find him
playing checkers with the
Chicago police, or even a
member of the secret ser¬
vice.
Arthur Brisbane says if
■vve live to see another big
war we will see a new kind
^ „, U4 .i 1 shorter one.
It is a natural tendency
of man to try to get some¬
thing for nothing. Didn’t
Adam think he was get¬
ting something for noth¬
ing when he plucked the
apple in the garden of Ed¬
en?
The average town gossip has
ears like ail Afrieun elephant
ami a tongue like an ant-eater.
There is no substitute for
brains hut hard work makes a
inightp line traveling compan¬
ion.
A lot of fellows who are nov*
leaning on the goverment, in
another year will be demand¬
ing a cushion.
The prize jackass is the fell¬
ow who believes that the gov-
erincut can run itself into
debt without somebody hav¬
ing to pay the bill.
The Times
$1.50 a Year
bADE COUNT? 1TMES: JULY 19, 1934
Uncle Dan sTorner
It would not be summer i f
the weather was not hot.
We hear a lot about people
whos life is an open hook, Vie
have never looked t h rough one
that hasn’t had a a few leaves '
stuck together.
Miss Bell O.- E. Pathfinder. Ache lives in J
Painvillc,
know some of her kinfolks.
If we dont get the r o a d
started soon vve will loose the
buses ard freight trucks that
are now using it. The road
we have now is getting had.
Wo have noticed a few stran¬
ge hogs and cows on our
streets lately. We don’t know
what that is the sign of.
We wonder why nobody
runs for office hut liars a n <1
crooks? Maybe that is one of
the qualificutions.
We will confess that vve are
dull when il conies to taxes.
We want to know whether
lowering the Ad valorem one
mill saves the small lax payer
more than to exempt $3 00 of
his property from taxes? Will
somebody give me the answer?
We understand that the Gar
den Club says they will beauty
-fy the new highway all the
way thru Georgia if we will
build il and pul the stock up.
We Can’t vouch for this state¬
ment hut we do know that
they are a live bunch and if
they said that we will bet that
they do it.
We see hj the newspapers
that they are going to purify
(he movies. Now it will be to
do over again,
Sally Bund discarded her fan
fora Nubble. Ti.en the bubble
bursted, we only shut one eye.
One Dr. said that low neck
drssses would ward off pneu¬
monia. Looks like some of
them are trying to dodge the
stomach ache too, while others
are threatened with lumbago.
Lets gel together and puss u
rciO ution ti at vve will not use
any singular pronouns in con -
COUNTRY^ M oney* Savers!
THE WHOLE GOODYEAR
TRUCK
TIRE
Tremendous welcome— huge
sales—follow announcement
of sensational new Goodyear
tire—keeps us and factory on
jump — Users say “43% more
non-skid mileage” under¬
states it.
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Tread (average of 2 lbs. more rubber) . . . Supertwist Cord full oversize
Body (supports heavier tread safety)
We’ve never seen the equal of it—the way
car owners have flocked in, looked, listened,
bought new G-3’s these last ten weeks—and
it’s the same everywhere we hear. What’s
more, people who got G-3’s months before Other sizes in propor¬
the public announcement, report it’s better tion expertly mounted on
than claimed! They cite mileage records to wheels ithout
they’re Prices subject to change sates u
prove getting better than the 43% notice and co any State tax.
more non-skid mileage averaged by Good-
year’s test fleet. Buy no tires until you let us Quaker State
show you this wonderful new Goodyear All- Motor Oils
Weather which gives so much more safety
and service without costing you a cent extra!
Sure, Because we Goodyears have Goodyears are the at largest ALL Prices! selling Standard
tires, you get more for your money no Gasoline
matter what you pay.
McBRYAR BROTHERS
Trenton, Georgia
neetion with the new load, but
will work for it and let the
credit fall where it may. Vi e
believe with that §100.000.00
turned loose in Dade ('oun f j
this winter il would help every
-body.
We are sorry the Sheriff let
that beer get away hut slill i t
; . not far to Pete’s place uni ss
vol , |, aV e lowalk like we would
have to do.
There is a couple of farmer
r | s living on Lookout Mr
that brought us alol of lhings
from their farm the oilier di y.
Now we wish we were farmers
too. And Oh! How vve enjoyed
eating the things.
Now don’t forget to say
something about the road No
matter if it is good or had say
something, keep it before the
people.
Patronize those who advertise
the Times.
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farmers in Dade County. No
experience or capital needed.
Write today. McNESS CO,
Dept. B, Fret port, 111.
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