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DADE COUNTY TIMES: JULY 26, 1934
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flashlights
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BOBBY THATCHER- Clemency Pledged By GEORGE STORM
NEVER HAD NOBODY LIKE THE PROFESSOR IN AS A RULE I Y YOU DON'T eat you WON'T* | CAN ONLY K
KNOW SOMEBODY AiKlV ONE TO L 3LD UP.....KINO OF A SHAME FOR REITERATE THAT
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iLPED HIM DOWN WITH THAT SIGN, BUT HUMOR A JAIL¬ MAN TO DONT YOU y/HAT I OIO I DID
SAY WHO......HE JUST SETS lMl BIRD BUT I HAD OUR. TIME OF LIFE ••• WHY FOR SCIENCE..... MY-
E WONT THIS FIXED UP NICE AHEAD AND TELL. ME WHERE YOU MOTIVATED
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“There is a man who never says «d
unkind word about anybody.”
"Well,” replied Senator Sorghum,
“I don’t believe we should waste time
with him. Admirable as his qualities
may be, how could he be useful in a
political campaign?”
Good Ones
“Waiter,” said the fussy diner. “I
want some oysters. But they inustnt
be too large or too small, too old oi
too tough, and they mustn’t be salt).
I want them cold, and I want then
at once.” “Witn .
“Yes, sir,” bowed the waiter.
or without pearls?”
Had it on Authority
“Too bad about Tom and the girl
he’s engaged to. Neither one of them
Is good enough for the other."
that Idea?’ ^
“YVhere did you get over
“I’ve been talking the matter
with both families.”
With Profit*?
Father—What do you want now.
Haven’t I just set up your husband
In business? but Harry
Married Daughter— Yes,
wants you to buy him out!