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DE COUNTY TIMES: DECEMBER 6, 1934
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-light merchants — 1 Pound op FEATHERS YtS? AN’ ounces To the poun#5.-Vs FEATHERS OM TeR.
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SUSPICIOUSLY. CAN'T PE MUCH STiIL FPUS H) 6tf A Rise OFF ON OTHER BUSINESS
FUN SUCK I NO Y If THEY PONT
TEll Him not to (Copyright. if Tbt Syndicat*. Inc.)
Along the Concrete ByM.G.KETTNER
GIVES CHANCE TO
COMBINE FABRICS
PATTERN 9133
A two-piece frock Is nice for a
number of reasons, one of the best
being that it affords such an excel¬
lent opportunity for the combination
of different fabrics. Take this de¬
sign—you can make it entirely of
wool with just buttons and a belt
buckle for trimming, or you can make
it with, for instance, a plaid wool
skirt and a plain velveteen blouse,
repeating one of the most attractive
shades in the plaid. However you
make it up, the well-cut skirt with
its smart kick-pleats and the b< >m-
ing lines of the blouse will appe - to
advantage!
Pattern 9135 may be ordered ■: y
in sizes 12, 14, 1C. IS, 20, 30, 32. 34,
36, 38 and 40. Size 10 requires 3
yards 54 inch fabric.
Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins r
stamps (coins preferred) for this t tit-
tern. Be sure to write p lini; y< r
NAME, ADDRESS, the STYI-E NUM¬
BER and SIZE.
Complete, diagrammed sew chart
Included.
Send your order to Sewing e
Pattern Department, 232 West Fi-
eenth Street, New York City.
QUITE RARE
Snoop—Truth is stranger than fic¬
tion.
Slink—Maybe it only seems str in¬
ger because it’s so much scarcer.—
Pathfinder Magaz.ine.
License
Ole—I bane want a license.
Clerk—What kind? A hunting li¬
cense?
Ole—Xo, Aye tank Aye bane hunt¬
ing long enough. Aye want a mar¬
riage license.—Chelsea Record.
At Usual
Employer—While I’m away you
will take your orders from the mis¬
tress, Giles.
Gardener—Yes, sir—same as if you
was at home.—London Tit-Bits.
Lucky Man
Aphasia Victim—I can’t remember
who I am or where I live, but here s
my wife's photograph.
Cop (looking at it)—You're a lucky
man.
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