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DADE COUNTY TIMES: THURSDAY, MAY ,30, 19,35
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HE’LL BE- 600P TOR HER SAKE ANSWER THE BELL HE'LL JUST 601H6 TO PO HIS BEST TO
HAVE TiME TO FISH HIS BAIL¬ MAKE MOTHER PROUD Of HIM
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(Copyright, 1932, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Pleated Sleeve Gives
Striking New Eff,
PATTERN 2212
A pleated sleeve that forms an
epaulet shoulder Is new and creates
a striking effect. (Note the back
view, too.) Add to that, the center
front buttoning that is so much the
rage, soft gathers above the bust
line, and a patch pocket, and you’ve
a shirtmaker frock of unrivaled
chic. It's a grand thing to jump
into for that unexpected jaunt, and
is smartly at home in practically
any daytime environment. Make It
in a new printed linen or cotton,
or a cravat silk. It’s stunning, too,
in plaided or striped sports seen
sucker or cotton.
Pattern 2212 is available in sizes
14, 16, 18, 20, 32, 34, 36, 38, 40 and
42. Size 16 takes 3 ] / 2 yards 39 inch
fabric. Illustrated step-by-step sew¬
ing Instructions included.
SEND FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) in
coins or stamps (coins preferred) for
this pattern. Write plainly name,
address, and style number. BE
SURE TO STATE SIZE.
Address orders to the Sewing Cir¬
cle Pattern Department, 243 West
Seventeenth Street, New York City,
POLITE INCARCERATION
“Do you think you can keep that
desperado in jail?”
*‘I don’t know,” answered Cactus
Joe. “We re doin’ our best. We have
fired two cooks he didn’t like, given
him credit at the licker dispensary
and subscribed for all the magazines.
But somehow we don’t seem able to
keep him satisfied.”
Expensive Art
“Your picture show makes an un¬
usually high charge for admission,”
said the traveling salesman.
‘‘The expense is heavy,” answered
Cactus Joe. “Our audience 1* 80
sympathetic In hating the villains
that every screen Is riddled with bul¬
let holes."
Captivating, Indeed
“How do they catch lunatics, ft-
ther?”
“With face powder, lipstick, * n ^
clothes.”—Tit-Bit Magazine.
Sound Familiar
“And now how far is your honse
from the station?” “Only a five-min¬
ute walk if you run.”