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DADE COUNTY TIMES: THURSDAY, JANUARY 13, 1938
Fun for the Whole Family
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CREDIT
Beggar—Will you let me have a
dime, mister?
Sailor—1 haven’t any change on
me, but I’ll give it to you when I
come back this way.
Beggar—Well, all right, but you’d
be surprised at the money I lose
giving credit this way.—Bee Hive.
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Tough All Around
“Waiter, call the manager. Hon¬
estly, I’ve never seen anything as
tough as this steak.”
“Well, you will sir, if I call the
manager.”—Tit-Bits Magazine.
Oop!
“Let me off at the next stop, con¬
ductor, I thought this was a lunch-
wagon.”—Boys’ Life.
SPELLING
The popular film star was always
trying out her French on table com.
panions, so it happened that when
a certain gallant asked her if she’d
have sugar, she said, “Oui.”
“What do you mean by ‘we’?’
asked the gallant.
“O, u and I,” said the actress.
PLAYING THE GAMS
Miss Pry—You’re showing a lot
of interest in Mr. Goldbrick. Ob¬
ject matrimony?
Miss Chance—Primarily, yes. Tbo
ultimate objective is alimony.
THEN, AND NOW
Professor—What was the earliejt
known beast of burden?
Sophomore—Man.
SIMPLE ENOUGH
“1 can tell a horse’s age by hi»
teeth.”
“And I can tell a cow’s age by
mine.”
“Impossible! How can you tellf”
“By eating a bit of the steak.”
OPPOSITION
Skunk—Gosh, what a horrible odor
some cars throw out I They should
be kept off the highways.
SOME ARE HALFBACKS
“I suppose every profession has
its drawbacks.”
“Yes, and the drawbacks of th«
poor writer are the comebacks.”
WON HIS DEGREE
“You say you were once connect¬
ed with a college? Were you a
tutor?”
“Yes, sir, 1 tooted de boiler whis¬
tle when de football team won.”
AND HE BOWS LOW
“Politest tellow I’ve ever seen.”
“Yes; he even bows to the inevit¬
able, I’ve heard.”
ADVANCE THOUGHT
Friend—You re letting that baby
walk over you all the time.
Proud Father—How can he? Th«i
.•hild is only beginning to crawl.