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INSECTICIDE
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Filet Crochet for
All to Admire
"Such lovely lace!” your
friends will exclaim and they’ll
never guess how little it cost!
Y 0U -ii want to gather up crochet
hook and some string and begin
at once on this charming chair
or buffet set and pillow to match.
Quickly and easily done in filet
&•: :
11
crochet, the peacocks and roses
are prettily “set off” by an open
mesh. Practical—lasting—exqui¬
site, the chairback may be repeat¬
ed and used as scarf ends. They
all make splendid gifts. In pat¬
tern 5975 you will find complete
instructions and charts for mak¬
ing the set and pillow top shown;
illustrations of all stitches used;
material requirements.
To obtain this pattern send 15
cents in stamps or coins (coins,
preferred) to The Sewing Circle,
259 W. 14th St., New York City.
Please write your name, ad¬
dress and pattern number plainly.
Reckon Often
Even reckoning makes lasting
friends; and the way to make
reckonings even is to make them
often.—South.
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brands—When Why risk cheapness of unknown
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have today what you might
done yesterday crowds to¬
morrow in its duty.
WNU—7 14—38
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that she’s getting conceited. If I
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any longer; and if I go on she’ll
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“And why did you give it up?”
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Policeman—How did the accident
Motorist—My wife fell asleep in
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