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MESCAL IKE S. L. HUNTLEY That Makes It Even
By
POP— Home Training’s Responsible By J. MILLAR WATT
PLEASE, TEACHER, ONLY A DUNCE T KNOW,
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IN SCHOOL STUPID , ASKS ME THAT
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D NEW GLOVE By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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DADE COUNTY TIMES: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 6. 1938
Every Dog Has His Day
The grimy little boy walked up to
the butcher and thrust out a note.
This is what the butcher read:
“Please give Johnny 10 cents
worth of dog meat, and be sure it’s
fresh dog meat on account of last
time papa got sick.”—Washington
Post.
The Truth Will Out
The hostess had trouble in getting
Mr. Harper to sing. After the song
had been given she came up with a
smiling face to her guest and made
the ambiguous remark:
“Now, Mr. Harper, you must nev¬
er tell me agaie that you cannot
sing—I know now ' ”
The Usual Way
“Did he take his misfortunes like
a man?”
“Yes. He laid the blame on his
wife.”
_
Taken for Granted
Fred—Last night I dreamt that
I married the most beautiful woman
in the world.
Maude—Were we happy?
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These bluebirds have a charm
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Do the truth ye know, and you
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Offending Manners
Virtue itself often offends when
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Holmes.
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