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Fun for the Whole Family
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POP— Literally Speaking By J. MILLAR WATT
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Cheerful News
JUP6E REVOKES INTOXICATED DRIVER RECKLESS DRIVER. PEDESTRIAN RUN
DRIVING LICENSE SENT TO JAIL SENTENCED TEN DAV5 DOWN AT BUSY
of SPEEDER IN PRISON CORNER.
SIX INJURED WHEN THREE GOTO HOSPITAL 1 IS GETTING gUVS AIRPLANE
DRIVER LOSES (0NT0JI after head-on CRASH TilS SERUDUS, SAVS HIGHWAYS
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DADE COUNTY TIMES: THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1929
GOOD REASON
Playfoot (after an awkward si¬
lence)—Why the awful pause?
Onalene (indignantly) — If you
spent as much time as I do washing
the family’s clothes, you would have
them, too.
Better Still
Emogene—I’ll bet we have some¬
thing at our house you don’t have.
We have a new baby.
Hughberta—Aw, gee; we have
more than that at our house. We
have a new Daddy.
Your Next
Meeker—Tell me, Jimmie, do you
ever peep through the keyhole when
your sister and I are sitting here
on the davenport alone?
Jimmie—Sometimes, when moth¬
er or sister Jane aren’t looking.
Pat and Mike
Mike—Sorry to hear you were in
a free-for-all fight, Pat.
Pat—Free-for-all, did you say? It
cost me $10 and costs in court.
[] j DIFFICULT DECISIONS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
WONDERING WHETHER TO RISK A TANTRUM BV JUNIOR CARRYING Who, IN ONE
OF HIS BURSTS OF HELPFULNESS,FLATLY INSISTS ON ALL
THE BUNDLES, OR To 60 ON ENDURING THE MUTTERED COMMENTS
of passers-by, about making a pack-horse of a child
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
BABY CHICKS
CHICKS BABYlSJEHESaH &Ur^s£&2Z
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Strange Facts
! Too Beggars' Lazy Paradise to Breathe !
Judas Left Out
Among the Arabs of /„frica and
Near Eastern countries, the gratu¬
ity or tip, called “baksheevh,”
goes to the poorer man whether
he renders a service to you or you
render a service to him. Even If
you save a man from drowning,
he will demand his “baksheesh”
if you appear to be in better cir¬
cumstances.
One of the most lethargic ani¬
mals in existence is the taatara,
Sphenodon punctatum, a two-foct,
lizardlike reptile of New Zealand.
Not only does it rarely move, but
it breathes so slowly that;’usually,
the creature appears to be lifeless.
Those in captivity have been
known to stop breathing for more
than an hour at a time.
Oysters catch more rats than do
cats on the islands in Donegal bay,
Ireland. The rodents go down to
the beaches in search of food when
the tide is out and poke their
noses into the partly opened shells
of the bivalves, which instantly
close and capture them; then they
are held in the oyster’s viselike
grip until the tide returns and
drowns them.
A number of Christian altars in
various parts of the world do not
include the figure of Judas in the
statuary of Christ and His disci¬
ples.—Collier’s.
Surfbird' , 8 Nest
For nearly 150 years, since the
surfbird was first given its scien¬
tific name, its nest and eggs re¬
mained unknown. On May 28,
1926, the first and only nest of
this rare bird was discovered and
recorded by Joseph Dixon and
George Wright. The nest was lo¬
cated on a barren rocky ridge,
1,000 feet above the timber line
above Savage River Canyon,
Alaska.
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In Cause of Peace
For the maintenance of peace,
nations should avoid the pinpricks
which forerun cannonshots.—Na¬
poleon to the Czar Alexander.
/[. ,X For quick relief—always
fe'vSt. use this accurate aspirin.
V_/ Joseph
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Distressing Moment
It is never so difficult to speak
as when we are ashamed of our
silence.—La Rochefoucauld.
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Method will teach you to win
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dren and grown-ups. Prac¬
tical. Economical.
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WATCH
’VJf’OU con depend on the
— special sales the
merchants o£ our town
announce in the columns
of this paper. They mean
money saving to our
readers. It always pays to
patronize the merchants
who advertise. They are
not afraid o£ their mer¬
chandise or their prices.
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