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THE WEEKLY CONSTITUTION TUESDAY. MAY 13, 1884. TWELVE PAOIEIL ^pp A vrr ANH A rWffNTTTB V and my heart M0k as horrible vision! of a { background of mountains upsprlngs close at Rombonnel, the renowned panther slayer, 1 Ivix Y JZiLi Jill U Jt\U Y lUiVu lingering death by maddening thirst arose be- band, in forms not seldom of grandeur or I who is hunting in Douira, Algeria: * ??? ??? beauty. The i-land of 8uakin is in the After the departure of some guests, who ? ;reat part a heap cf stones and rubbish, and I bad killed three psothers during their stay, ts labyrinthine streets are badly swept and JI found myself alone and much fatigued; smell worse. But for an African town Mas* when an Arab came to me from the moun THRILLING EXPLOITS TURKS OF S f RANGE LANDS, r, Camming Cn.a.t, bj a Bhl.oo.rM-A Brio, to Rt4 -B??mi .1 Uutvru???fbllri of Frontier Lite??? ACnrloo. AppUcaxon???A Nlibt With Paotbcva-ttos-s In tb. Soudan. Ms Cummins Chased be a Rhinoceros,??? Oa the 22d, says Mr. Cumming, ordering my men to move on toward a fountain in tbe center of tbe plain, I rode forth with Buyter, and held east through a grove of lofty and ???wide-spreading mimosas, most of wbioh were more or lees damaged by thegigantiostrength of a troop of elephants, which had passed there abont twelve months before. Having proceeded abont two miles with large herds of game on every side, I observed a ernaty- lookfng old bull borele, or black rhinoceros, cocking his ears one hundred yards in ad vance. He had not observed ns; and eoon after he walked slowly towards us, and stood broadside to, eating some wait-a-bit thorns within fifty yards of me. I fired Irom my saddle, aad sent a bullet in behind his ehoul- , ders, upon which he rushed forward about one hundred yards in tremendous consterna tion, blowing like a grampus, and then stood looking abont him. Presently he made off I followed, bnt found it bard to come up with him. When I overtook him I saw the blood running freely from his wound, The chase led through a large herd of blue wildebeests, zebras, and springboks, which gazed at us in utter amazement. At length I fired my second barrel, but my horse was fidgety, and I missed. I continued riding alongside of him, expecting in my ignorance that at length he would come to bay, which rinocerosea never do; when suddenly he fell flat on his broadside on the ground, bnt, re covering his feet, reanmed his course as if nothing had happened. Becoming at last an noyed at the length of tbe chase, as I wished to keep my boraea fresh for tbe elephants, and being indifferent whether I got the rhi noceros or not, as I observed that his born was completely worn down with age and the violence of hia disposition, I determined to bring matters to a crisis; so, sparring my horse, I dashed ahead, and rode right in his path. Upon this the hideona monster instant ly charged me in the most resolute manner, blowing loudly through bis nostrils; and, although I quickly wheeled about to my left, he followed me at snch a furious pace for several hundred yards, with his horrid horny snout witbln a few yards of my horse???s tail, that my little bushman, who was looking on in great alarm, though bis master???s destruc tion inevitable. It was certainly a very near thing; my horse was extremely afraid, and exerted his utmost energies on the occasion. The rhinoceros, however, wheeled abont, and continued his former course, and I, being perfectly- satisfied with the interview which I had already enjoyed with him, had no desire to cultivate his acquaintance any further, and accordingly made for camp. We left the fountain of Bootlonamy the same day, and marched abont six milrs through an old gray forest of mimosas, when we halted for the night. Large flecks of guinea fowls roosted in the trees around onr encampment, several of which I shot for my sapper. On the 23d we iospsnned by moonlight, and continued onr march through a thinly wooded, level country. It was a levely morning; the snn rose in great splendor, and the sky was besir (fully overcast with clouds. Having proceeded abont ten miles, the coun try became thickly oovered with detached forest trees and groves of walt-a-btt thorns. The guides now informed us that the wster, which is called by the Beehnanas ???Lepeby," fore me. Dismounting from my horse, I sat AND PIC. 'down tothtnk what 1 should do. Iknewex- actly by my compiss ihe course we had been fleering since we left Booby. I sccordlngly resolved to ride southwest fer many miles, the coarse of the wagops having been north east, end then to tend Buyter across tbe country a little to the north of west, while I should bold a corresponding course in an easterly direction. By this means one of us could not fail to find the spoor, and I arrang ed that at nightfall we sbonld meet at some conspicuous tree. Having thns resolved, I mounted my horse, which was half dead with thirst and fatigue, and. having ridden south west for several miles, I and Buyter separated at a conspicuous tree, and rode in opposite directions. Before riding far I recognized the country as being the spot where I bad seen the leopards in the morning. 1 at once followed Buyter, and fired several signal shots, which be fortunately heard, and seon joined me. We then rode dne east, and eventually, to my inexpressible gratification, was only a short distance in advance, upon which I saddled steeds, and rode ahead with the bnshman, intending to hnnt for an honr before breakfast. Presently wo reached an open glaeo in the ferest, where I observed a herd of zebras In advance; and on my left stood a troop of springboks, with two leopards Watching them from behind a bash. I rode on, and soon fell in with a troop of herte- beests, and, a little alter, with a large herd of bine wildebeests and pallaht. I followed these forsomo distance, when they wete re inforced by two other herds of pallabs and wildebeests. Three black rhinoceroses now trotted across my path. Presently I sprang from my hone, and fired right and left at a princely bull bine wildebeest. He got both balls, bnt did not fall; and I immediately lost sight of him in the dense ranks of his shaggy companions. The game increased as we proceeded, nntil the whole forest seemed alive with a variety of beantlfnlly colored animals. On this occasion I was very unfor tunate; I might have killed any qnanity of game if venison had been my object: bnt I was trying to get a few very superior heads of some of tbe master backs of the pallabs. Of these I wounded four select old backs hut in the dost and confusion caused by the innu merable quantity of the game I managed to lose them all. We had now ridden many miles from the wagons; and feeling faint from want of food, I dropped tbe chase in disgust, and, wlthont looking at my compass, ordered the bnshman to go ahead. My attention had been so en grossed with the excitement of tbe pursuit, and I had not tbs remotest idea of tbe course I had taken and the whole country exhibited such an aspect of sameness, that there was no landmark or eminence of an; description by which to steer, Having ridden ms through the forest, I at length asked man, in whom on snch occasions I generally we discovered the spoor of the wagons, which we reached after following it for about four miles in a northeasterly direction, Onr poor horses were completely exhausted, and conld barely walk to tbe camp. I found my wagons drawn up beside the strong loan tain ol Lepeby, which, issuing from beneath a stratum of while tnfous rock, formed an ex tensive deep pool of pure water, adorned on one side with lofty green reeds. This foun tain was situated at tbe northern extremity of a level bare vley. surrounded by dense covers of the wait a-bit thorns. Snch a pe culiar sameness characterized the country, that a person wandering only a few hundred yards from the fountain would ha7e consider able difficulty in regaining it. It was night when I reached tbe wagons, and two or three cups of coffee soon restored me to my wonted vigor. On the following morning, from earliest dawn until we trekked, whieb we did abont 10 s. in., large herds of game kept pouring in .... .. (V ???- den many miles lthebash- to drink from every side, completely cover ing the open space, and imparting to it the appearance of a cattle fair; bine wildebeests, zeoras, eassaybies, pallabs, springboks, etc,, capered fearlessly up to the water, troop after troop, within two hundred yards of us. In former years a tribe of Cechuanas had fre-, quented this fountain, and I beheld the skel etons of many rhlnoceroaea and of one ele phant bleaching in tbe snn; bnt the powerful and cruel inatabiii had attacked the tribe, and driven them to seek a home elsewhere. I shot a pallab and a wildebeest, whsch we secured behind tbe wag-ins. Abont 10 a. m., we inspanned, and witnin a mile of Lepoby wo passed tbrongb another similar open vley, containing a strong fountain of delicious water. Wo continued our march till sun down through an undulating open country, thinly covered with detached treesand thorny bushes, snd encamped In a sandy desert with out water. ABkidk in Bed.???The following description of a Mohammedan Chinese wedding is taken from a family letter recently received by Caarles M. Howe ot this city, from his daugh ter, Mrs. Grace L. Heberts, minionary at Kill, gan. North Chinn: Kaloan, December 19, 1883. Last week we attended a Moham medi. ed by foroignars, I think. Miss Garrotson .and Mis. Dr. Mur ock were also there. The wedding was on Wednesday. On Monday onr teacher (the bridegroom to be) camo over and brougut the invitations to us, and prom ised to send a cart for ns Wednesday noon. Then the question arose. What should we send them for presents? We thought and talked thd matter over, and finally decided to send two Imndkerchiofs, some stereoscopio views, one or two of my large views of the Profile home, and universal history in Chi nese by Mr. Sheffield. We sent them over Wednesday morning, andjprepared ourselves for tho wedding. At about 10:39 the cart came, and wo went; they live only a short distance from here. Wo found Dr. Murdock and Miss Garretson already there. Wo seated ourselves, and they immediately brought on some food; this the cnildrenenjo^ed im soweh la a pattern of order and cleanliness. I taints near???this wayiu the 3d???begging me The papulation of Mnssowab dots not ex-1 to go and look after a li .n that bed just de- ceed half that of Suekin; bnt good admfnis-1 voured one of hia c??\vs. Between lour and tration and security on trade routes It must I six o'clock in the afternoon, I settled myself increase. Matsowah hrs a future. For the I in my biding place, or nffut, amid the brush- present the most enterprising of its Inhabl-1 wood. The rain pouted down in torrents, tunn are the fifty or sixty merchants from I was soon wet through and very cold. At Guzerat in British India, all British sub-1 ten o???clock tbe rain ceased. I heard tbe jects. It was a pleasant surprise to come | borrico I had put up as a bait suddenly roll Levantines who keep tbe small cafes and Pmade an opening, which caused the panther- drinking shops. In the towu of Maisawah | to lift up his head. I conld see its white there are not more than a bnndred Abyssln-1 throat, and took atm. It fell down close by. fans, the bnlk of the population being Sou- 11 recharged my gun, for I conld not see if dam Arabs and blacks, with a sprinkling of my panther was dead, the moon being hid- Gallas. tbe people from whom the comelier I den by the clouds. Half an hour later I clan of female slaves is taken for the market I heard tbe noise of some hogs animat eattog in Holy Mecca. Judging from the speci-1 away at tbe borrico. I lifted the branches as mens we taw abont the town, alt the pret- I noiselessly as possible, bnt the intruder took tiest must hare long since been oxported. I note, and raising, passed within two yards of An artist and brother correspondent has been I my biding place. I only saw a huge black vainly searching for a model worthy of his I msss, at which I fired, and effectually, it pencil. A few minutes since, while strolling I break of day, on issuing forth from my thtek- abont on the beach, he discovered one romp- et, I found witbln a few yards of each other ing among a crowd of other children. He I two magnificent paDthers, a malo and n re produced his pocketbook, fixed his searching male. 1 heartily thanked St. Hubert for ejenponherendsketched.Mademoiselle took I bavlngsent me, with the worse weather in fright, probable thinking tbe giaour a magi-1 tbe world, a night that was all a hunter could elan, and she fled. The magician, equal to I desire. This is the fifth panther killed by tbe occasion, bribed tbe small boys with n myself and gnest* witbln a month, to the ???' f f haudfulof jjjastres.lo go in pursuit. S reat joy of the Arabs, whose (locks and erds they had been devastating. placed great confidence, if he was sure he was riding in the right direction, and, as he appeared quite confident, I allowed him to proceed. At length he said that we had gone a little too far u> the left, and led ma away several miles to the right, which was wester ly; whereas the wagena eventually proved to be a long way to tbe east. I felt convinced that we were wrong, and, reining np, a dis cussion arose between ns, the btubmsn 11111 maintaining that we must ride west, while I tru certain that onr coarse should be east. I now adopted my own opinion, and, having ridden rntny miles in an easterly direction, we were at one lime close upon the wagons, when the thick-headed bnshman declared that if I persevered we ttionld never see the wagons again, and I with eqnal stupidity yielded to his advice, snd a southwesterly course was once more adopted. Having rid den for many miles, I again reined np, and again told the buabman ire were wrong; upon which he for the first time acknowledged that be knew nothing at all about the matter, bat stated it to be bis impression that we ought to ride farther to the weir. My bead was so confused that I lost all recollection of how we bad ridden; and while I was deliberating wbat I should do, I observed a volume of smoke a long way to the north, which I at once imagined bad been kindled by my fol lowers to guide their lost muter to the $Tth revived spirits, I stirred my jaded steed and made for the smoke; bnt, alu! this only served to lead me farther astray. After riding many miles in that direction, I dis covered that the fire wu at an amazing dis tance, and conld not have been kinaied by my men; it wu the wild Bakalabari of the desert horning the old dry grass. I wu now like a teaman in a hurricane???at my wit's end ???I knew not how to ride nor wbat to do. The snn, which had jost rL-en when I left the wagons, wu abont to set. There wu no land mark whatever by which to ateer; I might wander for days, and not discover water. To find Ihe wagons wu oomparativsly s trifle. I thought little of them; it wu tbe had neither eaten nor drank since early the preceding evening. I felt faint and wefcry, moasely, much more ihan we did. at this time in the room of tbe bridal party, bnt were told that in a few minutes we would be invited to another room. This wu soon dono. We were than Informed that the nsxt thing would be the arrival of tbe bride. We had to wait a long time, but were very pleu- untly entertained by tho wife of Miss Garret- -on's teacher, a brother of onr ,toucher. At last tbe bride came, and wa were harried in to a retired corner where we could us her enter. Sbe was dressed throughout in red, with gilt figures, the clothes being bound quite tightly abont her. She had on a brass (?) hat, from which wu suspended a little red veil, covering her faee. She wu support ed by two womon, one on each side, and taken directly to their room. She no sooner reached the inner door than men and chil dren jumped forwud and smashed in tho pa per window to see ber. They said that wu a Kalgan custom, not Mohammedan, Then the women shut the inner wooden shutters, while they should reattire the bride. Tue veil wu removed, her wedding clothes were put on and her hair covered with ornaments. Then the shatters were opened, and wo wire taken in to set her. Sbe is supposed not to nnaerstand anything that it said to her on her wedding day, bnt must stand or sit with cut down eyes all day long to be used at. Wo then came home to return in tbe even ing. At 5 o'clock we went over again. We were presently taken to a retired room n wbere we could ue everything that went on. After a little, our teacher, beautifully dressed, came in and paid hia respects to the Mohammedan jries-s, six in number, to each one separate- y, Then ho knelt with bowed head on a rug before them, and the priests began chanting, one after another, in Arabic, Jost as thelut one finished chanting, they grabbed some walnuts from the table and pelted him with them, and one of tha family pniied and tag ged at him, but he was immovable. The nu-s wire thrown at him to'-lrive Satan away. The boy* sprang for tho walnuts. Tuen he, with the priests in unison, murmured a silent a er(?j, and robbed the- hands down tbe -, beginning at the head. He paid his respects again and disappeared. Wo saw very little of him daring the day. Before thin we had seen the marriage certificate written oat in Arabic on red paper. We were again seat ed on the k???ang, and our feast was brought in, consisting uf twenty-five kinds, or courses. It is almost impossible (or me to eat Chinese food, hut most of this wu realty very nice. Yon know the Mohammedans do not tustwine flesh, so we bad only beef and chicken for meats, but they were prepend in various rays. By one course I maan one bowl, from which all were helped. We ate and talced, went to look at the bride once more, and s arted for home at about 8:30 o'clock, escort ed by two servants, carrying two large red lanterns. After this the teacher bridegroom wu allowed, for tbs first time, to see his bride. Sbe had come a distance cf over three hundred mile* to marry him. Sbe wu very pretty, and only about 10 yean old, while be is over thirty. Sae had been in tbe city several days, only a few doors faom bis home, bat none of bis family were allowed to see ber. Tne Mebnmni jdans are very neet, es pecially thorn who are weil-to-do. We are going to try to get np a little feast for them as soon u convenient.???From the Worcester (Moss.) Spy. ' Scenes at Maseowao.-Musowab is tbe irettiest spot on tbe west cout of tbe Bed bs. It is an enlarged and vastly improved Soakin. Instead of one island, u in the lat ter locality. Maaowah bu two???tbe inner of which is connected with the mainland by a long causeway, guarded at the island and by a strong fort mounted with Krnpp guns. A shorter esau way joins this inner bland, on which the ???paistee??? and as Arab yilbge are situated, to tbe outer one, which contains tbe Usd ing establishments, French and Italian consulates, and other public build ings. At Saakin a wide pbin intervenes be tween the sea and tbe bills; at Massowab the , .... This they did. 'tile whole Arab quarter seemed to join in the bus and cry???so, I think, did the artist himself???snd in the end made-1 Moses in tbs Soudan.???TheSondsn is none moisselle was captured. At every glance of I other than the Cush of the Bible, whieh the tbe magician???s eye, at every stroke of his I Sentnagint and tile Vulgate render Ethiopia, ???endl, aha shrieked and screamed. Had it I When Moses had arrived at man's estate, een Shaitan with his horns and tall she I Kgypt was invaded by an Ethiopian army, could not liaveappeored more bewildered and I which successfully laid waste the country u terrified. The sketching ot mademoiselle I far as Memphis. In their despair the Egypt- will exercise the Masiowsh gossips for the I Ians prayed to their oracles for aid, and the next six months. Tbe men are generally I advice they received was that they should tall and fairly wall developed, but of aniu-1 offer tbe leadership of their armies to viting aspect and redolent of bad oil and I ???Moses, the Hebrew.' 1 This they dM. The other rancid staffs. A respectable Sondani I great difficulty of the campahm was to carries u much grecse in his vut shock ot I traverse the rosds wbioh led to the Ethiopian curly, coal-Dlack hair us would suffice to I camp, In consequence of their being infested keep flit family in candlelight for a week I with dangerous serpents Tbe wily Israelite As the grease ad hears to the hair in round I provided bis advance guard with a number white glopnles, it must I fancy be mixed I of iboa in baskets, and instructed the soldiers with some substance in order that it may I to let the birds loose upon the serpents. By not melt in the sun, the beat of which, even I this ingenious expedient the roads were in this.ao-called ???winter" season, is some-1 speedily cleared, and Moses was enabled to times terrific. Hair falling in ??? two wedge-1 surprise the Ethiopians and defeattbem with shaped masses, one aver each shoulder, col-1 great slaughter. Carrying the war into Meroe lected into a third on tbe crown of the head, I itself, Moses then laid siego' to the capital, bespattered in the manner above mentioned, I Sabs. The obstinate resistance offered by and run through with a wooden skewer or I the defenders prolongedThe siege for some two tor purposes of scratching, and a piece I time, but eventually tbe city was delivered of yellowish cotton cloth scantily covering I up by Tharbis, the daughter of the Ethiopian the back, chest and loins???each is thecostnme I king, who had watched Mosesfromailistance, and toilet of the Massawah man about town. | and from admiring bis valor, had fallen ' " " ' . .. . ... . *-??? Thi ??? ??? - ROYALTY, NOBILITY, EMINENT SCIENTISTS, LEADING DIVINES, AND OTHERS, AS TO THE LEIBIG CO.???S COCA BEEF TONIC! PRINCE NICnOEAN .NTCIIERBATOV, or tho Imperial Ruttlan navy (St Petersburg, Itua* ala) mm: "II lia me*t excellent tonln." I1AKON FALK EN RERG.of tho Koval British all prstie it without *tlut" tw CAPITAL rttUh VlbJWOJM Tickets Only Jj. Share* I Louisiana State Lottery C& "Y# <lo hereby certify that virapetnu tkt aft f*tWUB022!??/r>r all the Monthly and Head-Annual pTAwingi of Th?? LouliUna State Lottery Company. *J??d la per sou manage and control the Drawing 1 Jhrouelree, end that tho lame are conducted wl! honesty, falra??* i,ondgood faith toward all partial ana woauthcrl* ithe Company tonsotti' 33 editress ot itsrpej . 1), Chicago, HI.; and hundreds equally -sxstr; Vuiletmt Hale, e story ends happily with bis.???From If ho aspires to msaher.hlp and tho I love with him. . reputation of a lady-killer, he adds an extra I the marriage of Moses and Tharbis. daub or two of white fat to his shiny locks | the American Hebrew, and an additional skewer. I ??? To General Baker, Muktar Bey, tbe then I Bbead from Grass ???On the west coast of Egyptian governor, was obsequious and I England grows a tort of ssa gross (porphvra cringing to an unpleasant degree. No one [ laclnlata) which Is made into Bometbiui can tell how he rose from the position of a I very like bread. In the main it Is gstbrrei bisuit-baker to that of ruler of so Important I by women; they then wash it and pluck all a province as Moasowah; but every one I other plants carefully from It. After this It knows his Incompetence, and everybody sui-1 Is boiled for some two hoars; then the mars pects him of collusion with tbe sconndrols I is out in pieces with knives and kneaded In who have been plundering caravans in the I to loaves. Oat men) Is then strewed over it Kjyptu-Abyssinian frontier distriots, and I to give it greater cohesion and a more invlt- destroying the trado between this promising I ing appearance, and then it is baked. II seaport and the interior.???Cor. London Daily I keeps in summer for four days and in win- Nows. I ter tor eight. Many woman on the coast of I Devonshire earn their living by selling this Phases or Fhontizb Lire.???llathdrum, tbe I bread, and most of it is sent' to Swansea (in Idaho loan which hss sprung into most | Wales), where it Is mncli liked by the poor importance since last fall, will bo the natural I er classos.???Scientific Press, point of departure from the railroad to tho [ mines, though it is most deplorably doll just now, and it will take a revival of the excite- I meat to bring it back to tho condition upon I which it came into being and blazed with I saloons, lodging houaer, gamblers and peek I When it I ??? ??? ??? 1 A ItaarsrsBB Com. Tnrjiamm, Jane I, IBS?. "Ten Tears age 1 was snacked with the most ??? latense and deathly pains In Bur bark and ???Kidneys, 'Extending to the end of my toos snd to trains. Wuen it began to be known as the nearest railroad point on the way by lako I bralul and river, a lot of fellows moved over from Bozeman and other Montana towns. They ???Which made mo dell nous I came, bag, baggage, buttle, mistress, and I "From agony I fiddler, and things hummed for awhile. 11 "It toek three men to hold me on my bed was there and saw somewhat of ft os its floed I ???Tho Dootors tried in vein to relieve ms, the first step out of doors in the morning I bnt to no purpose, landed one???s foot on a discarded queen or| "Morphine and other opiates C*"???.ii s.ysfdffif.'Kvn now. Tbe stages run regularly from Ruth I After two months I was given np to dial drum to C'unird'Alone City, tho boat land-1 ???When my wife ing. but it was my good fortune to moot heard a neighbor tell what Hop Bitters had Major Can by, of the garrison, and tide with I,, . . ??? ... ... him In a comfortable ambulance. It is u I ^ ono lor j! et ' ??? ho ??? l onco R 0 * * n< ? 8 * T ?? m * matter of an hour and a half from llathdrum I oomo. The first dose caa&d my brain and to tbe fort, and here may be found two seps-1 seemed to go hunting through my system rate and dialinot phases of life???tho former | for-the pain army post and a new town adjoining, wbioh I ,. T . . . , . ...., has grown In three months, fed on th* dls- I - Tht ,econd io *??? m P *?? mnoI l lh ??? k 1 I ssS s U r V *^5 r ? b i ,ote J??? bfficdoredjnto this piece on u , ing ,he bittern for five weeks, nntiri ?? < ?? d {???<* ?? nd w ??? "-bled to wear large became as well os any man Hying, and havi seals on his large wsloh chain and a suit of | been to for six years slnoe. It alto cured mj !j mlL,tre * velvetteen, but he hae nr-1 wile, who had been to fer years; and has rived there now and he enjoys it He has a k* pt her snd my children well and hearty Iwillil iiiat (a ntulr inn tnnm.u enri u 4 Belt I t ???. I _ it. m * . . . , t ... * hotel that Is making money, and a rel, white and blue barroom, where he can sit and gam ble tne money away at atndborte poker. If be sits near enongh to tbe dealer he may get back a percentage.???Cor. San Francisco Chronicle. A Curious Appucation???Go Saturday, April 12th, a young man of respectable ep- tearasce came before Mr. Chance, at Lsta te th police eoart. and said: ???Your worship, ' want you to help me abont my young wo man." Mr. Chance???I will if I can, bnt it is rmth- s strange request, ??? ??? -W( with from two to three bottles per year. Thera is no need to be sink stall If these bib tersaro need. J. J. Unix, Ex-Snoerviaor. ???That poor invalid wifs. Bister! ???Mother! ???Or dangfatert ???Can be made the picture of health I ???With a few bottlea of Hop Blttenl Will yon let them eufler?" lal BuhIiiw Satire*. A CAltD.???Toall who am HuffriiDE from error U4 U-diacredons of youth, nervous treaknen. ear- Applicant???Well, I am engaged to be mar- , r lot> of O3n bood. l will aend a rid pa On Thn*-^^ioi?| l r , -. 1 iT i iS that will cure you, FBAKOVOIMBO*, TWitrroai On ThuriiJay Dij^ht I went to bw }i0U??0 to I w .. <f(trAc*rMf h* a mWnnir* fn in nlh see her, but aha was not . at home. After ol. banting shout from one place to another 11 ,*?? Dd * l, * ddr ***??? ??o??*lnpe to *t*?? found my young woman in company with I fesiPH_T. I.KAN, Station l>. New York, another man, drinking together. What am I to do? I have promised to marry her; bnt if sbe is kseping company with another man, i don???t feel inclined. Mr. Chance???But how can I assist yon? If your young woman acts in inch a way yon will havt little difficulty in breaking off tbe match. Applicant???Yes, sir; but then don't let me marry her. [Loud laughter). Mr. Chance???I have no power in tbe mat ter. Itis in your hands as to whetner you per form your promise or nok 0?????? Applicant???I thought you could have giv en me an order sa ae to prevent my being I married, as aba went ont with snotbsr man. | [Renewed laughter], Mr. Chinee???Yon appear to be rather sfm- ' pie In inch a matter. I fancy yon are afraid of a breach of promise cue against 'yon; bnt if yon can prove what yon bare stated to me yon need not fear. Applicant???Very well, then, I need not marry ber. [Continued laughter], Mr. Chance??? Certain Iy not. Applicant???That???s all right He then left tbe conn, evidently very greatly satisfied.???London Telegraph. A Niset Wrrn Pabthzu.??????The Pall Mall Gszette bu received the following from M, A SPECIFIC FOS Fspilepsy, ??/*/*????, Conviil* eion*, Fairing SicklHM, 3 .VitilH Dance, AltohU- Opium Kate* Syphilll t| Scrofula, Kingt ??v8t Uglj Blow* Diseases, Jhjtjxj* rta t Kcrvouf.ncAS, jSiefi Jfc+rl'icM, ilhcumatlsm, Weakne**, Brain Worry, Jflooa hillrxunest, Cortfienm, Ncrvtm* Prostration. Kldnty Tro*Hm and Jrrt'jvXariticu ???s????uit^rJiaTrwsEra" I>r. J. O. MdUmoln, ATeuaderCuy, Ala. "I feal U my Cat/ to recommend t'.?????? ??? J>r. it. V. Laagttjn, Clyde, Kansu ???Xturadwbmepigjtdaufffljd.^ ^ ary Correwpendeaee freely answered-**?? Ihe Or. S. A. Richmond tied. Ca,SUsstph,????o. rar teadnseaials and circulars send stamp. iV ItOranlsta, C, J, CrftteateSi A,sat, 1, T, actor; Oeuerai Frans Nigel, sow York city; General Louts8chafljior, Chtiwto, ni.. Miss Mary L llnoth editress oi Harper???s linear; Professor E. M. M. D , LL. D, Chicago, 111.; and hundred! et emtuent, The ICKV. OR V. II. G.MID.VER. Principal ol Ihe oelebrstod Fifth Arcane Hrmlua-y lor Young Ladles, New Voile city, says: ???1 apeak from grate ful experience ol lie retnatkable powers." "It is tar superior to tho fashionable and Illusive preparations of btef wise a??d Iron," says l*lts>- FWISIIHF W.IIVM.Il !>., I.I..1S , Itnn oraey Member Imperial lloitaat Society of Fetctaburg, Hussla, etc , elo . of New York city. Prepared only by the LEIBIG LABORATORY AND Chemical Works Co, CHEMISTS, New York, Paris and London. NRW YORK DEPOT . fT.18 MURRAY STRBET, Valuable In nil forum of DBHII.ITY, DYHPZP8U, ill I JOHN AND I..VEB Al'- rilCTIOKS, NP.ItVOUH DKIIAKUK- HP.NTH nUU Nliri'ERIMIS ARM WEtllgm, CIIItONIC NICK HEAD ACHE MAI.AltI.1 IIIUEOVI.AUITY (IF THE nEAUT ETC TyT'PS TORPm BOWELS, disordered liver _ and P3ALARIA. i ,* ro l 1 . 11 thoso sources urlao tlirco fourtlioot th?? dlsoiuMiB of tho human ntco. Thoso Hull out?? Uuilr ??jantcneu .* Eos.of co *Uvr, Hick Heads* nohe, fUllneu After cutliicr, nveralim to exertion of boil/ or mind, JSmctAtlon a, iSa 0 * 1 * hrttoWllty of temper, Jxm spirits, a feeJJn* nf fmviiiff neglected some duty, RHzfue<n, fr'litti?? r jn????t the Heart,]>ot* bolora the ??yea, lilirhly col ored Trine, CONK'n IVITION? aid do* ofttrojncljniurt acta dirroily Suitor. AaaDlycr mcdlclno TtJTT*S ??? Their notion on tbo K i2 yi 25! ,s ???Jff ,aa L"?? prompt* removing all Impurities through thcHO tliroo ?????? ??cuv- *,"****??? ??f <*>?? producing nppo* tup,wound digestion, regular stools, a-cUmt ???kin und a vigorous body. TUTT???H PIItLH n ,? Bnu ??2 a ??r 8??-lping nor luterror?? until dully work and aro u perfect amtidote to malaria nE FEEI.S MILE A NEW NAN, "I have had Dysnenall, with Conatlpa- ttou.two yean, and lmvn tried ten <IIiri-rent Ulmli Of pills, and TUTT-s aro Qio first that itnyo dono mo nny good. They have JJSyS-.iao out nlocly. My nppotlto Is sploudtd, food dlgt-Htn readllyr, and y now havo natural nwswnu I Ml llko a now man. H LlAVAItD.S, Palmyra, O. Bolil??r??rywli??re,9Be. Office,mternyflt.,N.Y. TUTS HAIR DYE. Ghat H.tra on Wmsswns ctuuigcd In atatiOv to a tttossr Hlack by u einglo ap. puaatlon of tbla I)vr.. Bold by DrnggUtil or sent by nxproos on receipt of *1. Oflleo, 44 Murray Stroet, New Yortt. TBTTfi MAHUAl OF I18IHU RECEIPTS H1EE. DR. STRONG???S PILLS The Old. Woll Tried,??? Wontloj^ul Health Ronowlngc RomodioK- f tVoLNSIO V.Kt.T and ntbir r^a5K.VTo6M restoration to Rjlkltii, Via OOAUAKTUKtK SefWl at OOC Pamphlet free. Addres?? VQf.TAIO IIHI.T CO.. Plnrabnll. Ittldh VALUABLE REAL ESTATE FOR SALE. ex-etlsnt bottom, a small portion of wbi ???at In bernmda grass, and about three hun dred ol upland well adapted for cotton, oa'a, wbaat or corn. There las water fall on tho tarm tuCt lent to ran a cotton gin, ora mill all the yaar. It la well adapted lot both, a stock and cot- ion farm. Also a comrorub'.e and convenient ??? containing tlx rooms on Main street lu naboro. Oa.. sonventent to the business por tion ot tbe city, with land antflclent lor a garden. ??? ???* '???*y I* SSOX, Greensboro, Gs. Commlitfoim tejSSSwtfMKl Cusiiilhl?? purpos^^wfS? " MrTo,nn ??? J By atr pyerwbotmtag popular vote its franehleg vry-syide a part ol tbe present State OonsrttnMcu adopted Docsmbor 2d, A.D., 187#: .The only Loiter/ ftor votod on and endorsed by the people of any flute. It never pottles or voetponss. *}* ttranrt Slagle Number Drawings will take rla-o monthly. a????l*Sdii> oeroaraniTT to mw a tor- TOTSS. FIFTH GRAND DRAWING.. OLAR8 ML IN TUB ACADRMYOF MDBIO, NKW Oltt.KANB, TDBUDaY, Hay IB, 1884-lSStD Monthly Omwutz. CAPITAL PRIZE, $75,000 1W.OOD Tickets at FIvs OoOtra sisfu Vift.tV.0 sa, ]??? Fifth* fat proparti os* tut 09 rxun, CAPITAL M 10,0? ??,00 10,00 10.00 m SB lo M...L .... Amoxra iTtoN ntzre. ??? Approximation PrUes of ??? do do eoo 0 do do 2S0..??? 1.K7 Prtw??, amonntln* to....??? Apsllcatton for ratal to elnbi thonld be ???oly io tne onto*ot tho Company in New Orie. For further Information write clearly, giving tall adorers '-'eke P. o. Money Olden payable aM addrewt Registered letters to ??RW OH3.EAN8 NATIONAL BANK. 'tor/ Orteenr, fA. .Fatal Notea and ordinary l'lteis by Mall et Kaprsat (all taut ol (3 and upwards by XxprsH al onr axponae) to 11. A. HAITI HTN, Or M. A. DAUPHIN, ???'???."???w 807 Boventh atreet, WaiMnzton. D, O. SPRING U the season In which bed ok poisoned blood la moit &pt t??show ltaolf. Nature, ??t this Juncture, need* somcthliiR to agMiit It In throwing off tho Im* purltlc?? wulch have collected by tbo iluggiih dr* culetlon of blood during tbo cold winter mouths. Swift'* Specific f?? nature'* great helper, a?? It If ??? purely vegotablo alterative and tonic. Rov. L. B. Paine, Macon/Ga., write*: "We bar?? been iMii* HwLft'* Hprelfle at tho oiphau???a'homea* ??remedy for blood coinplalnm, and as a general health tonic.iiud have had remarkablo remihafrom K* Usoon tho children and employes of the Institu tion. It Is Much an excellent tonic, and keeps the blood bo pure,that tho *y*tem t* let* liable to dlso??*??. It ha* cured somo of our children of bcroinl??." W. B. Gilbert, druggist. Albany, Oa., ???write??: ???We arc Helling large quart title* of Hwlft'a Spcclflo .'or a mhIng alt-.-mivo and ncnc:al health tonic,and with tho bust results. It 1* now largely used M A pretentive and euro for Malaria. There are many remarkablo evldoUk.eaof It* inorlti lu thl* BeGtlon. 1 ' The Great Drug: House.of Chicago, other Blood Purl Men- combined, aud with moit a toiiUhii'K rt'null*. One Knith'inau who irntd a half dozen bottle* say* It did him moro good than treat- mi nt wlil' ti com him $l.tMU. Am.Miur wbobasuaed for a Kcrofuloui affecilou report* a permanent atlndy, aud speak* In tho highest praue of CHILES A BEURY, Chattanooga, Toun. One gentleman who had been confined to b!*???b*d six wfjt'k* wl'h Mercurial Klicumml m ha* been cured entirely OurVrcatlaoon Blood and Skin Disease* mailed Ireo to applicants. TOE SWIFT SPECIPIO CO., DraworS, Atlanta, Ga. Now York Office, 1&9 West T wenty-Thlrd SL WeakNervousMen mrnW-T hutreit???i ?? , 1??^* ??i??? M snecessfar bscaoM' p<- r f r rt^d j Ajrrfcf li Mwnnd dfr????t Inetfioil* Snd iltSr* >ntl infonnufion and Trostlw* frc??. tdJrqss Consult teg itydclan of MARtTOM REMFDYC0..4CW.I4th St, New York- ???ii ???# g??PTM?? im. Ill?? ???????????J ???"I **r*9??> ???>??????? tSKA*. I??t luaiihuatU. f??r- H 11??????" r >'???????.??*??.., PM rsMitliM cf b aiset Kultta, ???iSSSf r.uit llui It will curs twr/ mm pnwft* n.a la ggHSPFOB TRIAL Vj M izi.* fa&s AMrorU* yre>??lptIoo Of ??????.< ??r??dallsi (n^f*> W??d.) Jji i/t 'su nn fft il, A'Mmm ?? DA. WARD A CO.. KH ISIA. MOL MANHOOD RESTORED. A victim of earl/ impradence. caQ/lnRnervaoad??bii- |ty. pretnators d??car. ??wx. bavin?? tried In vain ??vow DIAMOND SPECTACLES. alRDTKLws???a??M ??? ouuuao uqiicu tuictaara and HrefN.Jfd DlAMONDou account of their Bard* cess and hriiliancy. Having men tested with the polarlscop??, th# Ala- mono icuiefc have been found taadult fifteen peg cent ie??* he*led r*yi thau any other pebble They are groan.l wrh grtat ??clen*lfic accnmer, _i?? free from cbrumatlc abervtlon*, and psoduoa a bright!)*** and dlatinctneanof vluen uot beforeaV talned In ipecfaclea. Manufactured by th?? BFENCTR OPTICAL M AN???F???NC* CO., NOW TO*K For *??1?? by responsible agent* la ??very city la tk* Union. FBEEMAN \ CRANKSHAW, Jawalam sad OpilcUss, tn sol. line ter AS, Unu, Ol Do sot Soy a yUrnalam.tots???tlx trade mart. ???