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bread, and may be seated—the depraved never. i fj| .
i«- intelligent folks* are , A cartful study of our appttite*
kini? tight by that ancient might be better recreation than
I havi tried faithfully for) writing manifestos opposed to *f" od ! of
many years to discover harm in a nourishment,
ntcely.browned hot roll or graham
inutlin, or a comfortably warm slice NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS Oh
of cornbread with milk
the breakfast **f hot griddle-cakes;
and l have y t to treat any form of The regular meeting • f the
indigestion that could be traced to holders of the First Bank
such cau o- 1 have naught but \^i!l be held a* the office of said
praise too. f*»r the old-fashioned but- bunk on January 1-. at three •■’clock
Irrmilk biscuit! So there! | P. M. Director* are to be eltcted
On the other hand, if there is any- 1 -uid other business tnat may prop.
thing that appears more indifferent | .*rly come before meeting attended
in digestion, or is less nourishing I to. Please be present or duly rep- n
than a slab of cold, tough, tasteless, j resented by proxy. Do not make;,
stringy light bread of commercial your proxy to an officer <>f thi- bank,
ancestry, I have failed to find it. | Jon \\. HI Tf’HINSON, Cashier,
f the field would
to say about that.
• n't commit whole-
call it patriotism, j
:: n '.developed chil-l
mals in factories or|*
mills and cal! it busincs*. «»r under
pay their brother - to increase prof- s
its that they don't need.
lock the
opinion what great thing 1
uld a congressman do which would
•ure his relectionT”
"Thai'.- eiu>y t i-. nutor—just push
a. tax cut oin tniough—then make !
motion to adjourn.”
you believe in c;
Hostess—“D
ii punishnun
1 Host (A walking delegate)— 1 *'i
Bruce ! 1 dw — w ^>' **<*>’■ th e workingman
workings of prohibi-'' ' ver ~ tl 1,0
to nrake the Demon' lh, m W'itu.i*'* are in prison."
CHATHAM REALTY COMPANY iNC -
J.F. MILLER. Pres.
REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS
211 Sixth St. Sarasota, Fla.
Hum laugh himself sick, that drunk
‘•nnes« is rampant, and our political
menaced.”
life '
■ A girl twelve years
{unconscious in the si
I nation, bootleg liquor.
The police are ir.\
I dance given at a m*»
■ women's club. Explanation. Too
many bottle* of bootleg liquor
I found in the place when the enter
tainment was over.
Had Practice
! Lawyer—“Cross examinations
I didn't »eem to bother him a bit.”
Other lawyer—“Why should they,
married four times.”
.tiiratinc a Doctor-“ W « , aick
respccta^ o | (, e kicky if | ran puli y.iu through." j
Sick Husband—“Well, 1 ai
lead yet, so there's hope.”
Wife—“Shhh, the doctor kr.o
M
White
Wings
Fancy Patent Plain
J)
'dopt these health
twins as permanent
members of your fam
ily. They’ll make good!
High finances dnounces Governor
Pinchot's suggestion that the coal
fields he declared, ”a public utility.”
“A danger .us coal panacea,” say
spokesmen fur ‘"Big Business.”
Is the coal business not n public
nece-sify? Car people live without
heat? Is :t not the business of gov
rnment to protect the public wel
fare, putting that ahead of ail other
The real objection is not that Gov
ernor Pinrhot’* suggestion is ”n
dangerous panacea.” but that it
would interfere with the plans and
profits of “B g By-inem." which i*
the real government of the United
The best wav to escape being held
up nowadays is to get yourself lock-
•d up.
Beauty doctors are arguing over!
which is the more beautiful, the j
feminine elbow or knee. Must be
a joint discussion.
Unnatural History
Men make monkeys of themselves
when they try to ape another.
BENSON’S
BREAD
Sold by leading grocers
of this section
Demand
BENSON S BREAD
for
BENSON’S BREAD
is
GOOD BREAD
Benson’s Bakery
The best way to st
rom driving with his
irl is to make them jj
i a fellow
. married.
^-ht hand. Th.,:
u-elc-v
the dead
more inter-
f arabidex.
>?ience might I k i
na-:’s brain f r thing
sting tha-i ;hr secret
rous eccentr>i'e.
What 1* it - it works in there
'hde the brain i» aiive and -udden-
y vanishes when :hr brain dies.
Starts easily
In Englar
•ody
King Ed
Buick motor car* are designed to run effi
ciently in every temperature, art J under every
climatic condition. Onlv a small percentage
of the million and more Buick* have the
opportunity to go to California or Florida
tor the winter.
Buicks start quickly, even at zero. The »»***'•
high-speed starting motor accomplishes this
most desirable result.
Buick Automatic Heat Control reduces
another cold-weather starting annoyance —
that of bucking, spitting, misfiring engines.
The exclusive Buick feature heats the fuel
supply, and saves gasoline, automatically and
immediately.