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UNION RECORDER. MILLEDCEVIHE, GA.. OCTOBER 7. 1926
Ibis Week
We know that nature’s law* work
eternally and evenly, and it ja for
imn to rely on hia intelligence and
science, not on protection rairaclea.
THE HURRICANE.
ARE YOU RESILIENT?
WANTED—A CANAL.
JAZZ OR RELIGION?
Wonderful Is resiliency in man or
material. If you bounce up after
you are squeezed down, nothing can
j keep you down. If you stay flat when
-- u are squeezed flat, you don’t go
r.
Scientists arc searching for syn
thetic rubber. Its discovery would
he worth millions to the world. Syn
thetic elasticity for the human mind
and courage would be even more val-
Jedges Josh
Hank Silvertrce rushed into the
general store and panted:** Got a rat
trap Lem? I’m in a hurry, I want
to catch a train."
i about it
Men become accustomed to every
thing, especially when it happens at
a distance in. space and time. We
talk now calmly of 20,000,000 lives
destroyed by the great war, and that
number is no exaggeration. News of
hundreds killed in Florida moves us
more deeply than did news that tens
of thousands had been wiped out
in a single battle.
Man dreads especially the stroke
of nuture's power, realizing his help
lessness before it. At any moment
our great, sea coast cities might be
swept out of existence by a tidal
wave. And man can no more pre
pare against it thun the ant can pre
pare his tiny city against the garden
er's watering pot.
Men have learned to take disaster
philosophically, and to find relief in
effort.
No Doabt Of It
My little boy toook our radio apart
last night. He knows
tha n I do.
Mine knows more about ours than
the man who made it
He’ll Do
Dr. Oslegood was the new pastor
at Granuma’s church. After his third
sermon she hobbled forward to shake
his hand.
sure am glad to have you as my
pastor;'Doctor,” she beamed.
‘‘Thank yon, ma’am replied Dr.
Oslegood. “I was afraid I would have
trouble Ailing the plaea of my pop
ular predecessor.”
“That’s just it doctor. It used to
DO A nsa to come an nour i
seat Now I <
By stumbling
i be thirty minutes
• that of others
FOR SALE—One mahogany roller
top office desk, 3 coil beaten. Phone
341.
able.
Modara Ad
For Rent—"Bungalowette just
built—with garaette—kitchenette—
bathetic—parlorette and porchette.”
By the way, if any young man
can find a way to “reverse the vul
canizing process of rubber.” making
old rubber as good as new, rubber
as old iron is made good os new,
that young man will realize the ambi
tions of millions, and get enough
cash to make Paris and Palm Beach
take notice.
It i
i other days. Whei
“the great earthquake of Lisbon”
wiped out thousands of lives and de
stroyed a city, many lost their faith
in God and in Eternal Justice, as
others lost their live!* and property.
The earthquake and dreadful fire
came on a holy day, when the church
es were packed with worshippers.
Roofs of churches and cathedrals
fell in crushing groat numbers, even
as they knelt, imploring Divine mer-
Pitsburg sermo:
air,” which means sent out by radio
twice each Sunday. A number of
cy. churches have protested because ra-
The day has passed when a natur- Idio empties the church
i) disaster could be made a convinc- I “*’ **
Congressman Holt of Iillinois,
wants a canal from Lake Michigan to
the Gulf of Mexico, and the people
of the United States ought to have
it. Congressman from Texas, Louis
iana, Florida, every State ir. the un
ion should work for it.
A canal connecting Lake Michigan
and the Mississippi would establish
transportation by inland waterways
between Houston, St. Louis, Kansas
City, Chicago, Omuha all the great
lake cities.
And the thing could be done with
a few of the scores of millions that
we are so cheerfully sending to Eu
rope now, in private loans, to build
their industries, canals and other
enterprises.
Some day this nation will reulize
that it pays to develop your own
Couldn’t R*ad Roadin*
Years ago when the big fort at
Sullivan’s Island, South Carolina,
being built, the foreman of a gang
of workmen told a negro carpenter
to get a plank 10 1-2 inches by 15
feet.
Seeing the negro intently measur
ing with a rule he called loudly:
"How long is that plank, Marsh?”
Immediately came the answer: I”
dunno sah—dis ain’t my rule.”
How
| It'll Never Happen Again
' Farmer—“Great guns—you'
.killed one of my prize pigs,
idid it happen?”
Hired Hand—“Well* I didn’t mean
to do it—I was just accidentally
ing the axe.”
i the
Can You Beat It
Officer—“I’m sorry lady but you
can’t turn around in the middle of
the block.”
“Well, I'll try—I think I
make it alright.”
No matter how much of a failure
a woman makes of her marriage, „li
always wunts her daughter to try it.
TERRIBLE PAIN
Alikuu Ud 7 T4iH«wSk0b-
taiaed Rtficf Ijr Ttka( CarW.
Ftcb Fiat aad Eqap Ufa
Haw, Sfca -Sty*.
^ I..WII1, HOI U4J,
Bays that seven years ago aha "got
down aick" and waa wmIOp to at
tend to her houaewock.
“I have never bean so weak be
fore or oinee,” aha ana. 1 had a
terrible pain in my aide ao won in
my aide and theumer part of my
body.
“Acroea my back ached, and I
was so nervous I couldn’t stand up.
I had just about given op when
I took about
caused ,
two bottles before I saw much im
provement.
“After this, though, I picked up
right away. I slept better at night.
I was hungry, enjoyed my food,
whiefl I hadn't done for some time.
"The pain and soreness gradually
left my aide. I regained my strength.
I took about six bottles and left off
for awhile, then took two or three
more. . . T feel just fins, enjoy
life and con work now, too.”
Cardui is purely vegetable, and
contains no harmful drugs. It has
helped thousands of suffering ^women
and should help you, too. SC-168
Large to
Autumn
Millinery
In Modish Range
Small
Models of the moment, of felt or velour,
with large, medium and small brims, and
draped or folded crowns. Smartly trim
med, according to the mode, with tailored
bows of grosgrain ribbon. Colors include
soft ten and rose tints, as well as darker
tones. Prominent among the smartest
mode is the large, drooping hat, with
brim turned up in the back. Other hats
of silk and velvet.
Miss Leni Moore
The Hat Shoppe
ing argument for shallow atheist
Men have lost much of their supe
stition without loss of their faith i
eternal wisdom and Justice.
nd J. A. Orr remarks
of the Sabbath should
'not he monopolized by Jazz, even
I though broadcast sermons may keep
the lazy from church.
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order when you drive into this station. We’re here to give you
service, and we don’t measure the amount of service wc give
by the quantity of gas or oil you buy. With us, each opportu
nity to serve means an opportunity to make a friend.
Sinclair Gasoline—The Grade That Makes The Grade
L. N. JORDAN
Sinclair Distributor
Milledgcvilie. .......
Georgia
School
Necessities
Fountain Pens and Pencils
Waterman, Conklin, Parker
andWah!
ANNIVERSARY SALE
Ladies’ Fine Handkerchiefs,
linen, embroidered tCc
in colors I"
Bell’s
ANNIVERSARY SALE
Of Ladies’ Bags. More
than 100 new bags $1 to SC
specially priced .. I «F
25 Years Faith, Service and Value Giving
Our Great Anniversary Sale
Everything of the highest quality at the lowest price.
Featuring 1 his week MISS PEGGY PAIGE and VIR
GINIA DARE’S Wonderful New Fall Dresses.
25 new Peggy Paige Dresses just received by express, many new models, mostly blacks
$29.00 to $49.00
More than 50 Virginia Dare Dresses just in by express, many new models, black rust,
wood shades, Cocoa and green—wonderful values at f /v yg
10
ANNIVERSARY SALE
Of Ladies’ all pure silk hose
All new shades QOc
special "O
If You WantThe Best,
Shop At
E. E. BELL’S
ANNIVERSARY SALE
Of Ladies’ Gloves—kids and
fabrics $1 to
special * “