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UNION RECORDER. MILLEDGEVILLE, GA.. JULY 28. 1927.
— — LAKGt ORDER FOR RAILS
CORN CROP CALLED PLACED BY THE SOUTHERN
WORST IN 26 YEARS
‘■cultural Department
274.424.000 Bushel,
tion. Big Dro
ATLANTA. Ga.—Purchase of 38,-
t ns of new steel nils; enough
lay 255 miles of track, for de-
:y during the remainder of 1927,
- lour.ced by the Southern Rnil-
HOW MUCH MONEY?
ELIZABETH AND ESSEX.
MAN S A POOR FISH.
CANCER AND THE 3rd EYE.
indicated by
of Agricultur
f 2,274,424.00
The firures are alir.oat 5C
bushels below the average \
of the last five years.
“Crop prospects as a whole
bushels.
,000,000
oduction
Of the toia
fins will be of
our th. stand:
min lines, ar
purchased, 33,350
it- 100-pound weight,
d for the Southern’s
4,975 tons of the
■om pr
of the
the
d weight. All will b
a: the Ensley plant of the Tennessee j
Company, near Birmingham. Ala., I
with the exceptinn of 650 tons
bought from the Illinois Steel Com-1
pany for* u-e of the St. Louis-Louis-
CoatUUncy.
When cigarettes are lacking, *
With many sigh and groan,
He takes his sack-o-backer out,
And calmly rolls his own.
When modern styles are calling.
With puff, sigh and groan.
She grasps her hose below her knee
And calmly rolls her own.
When these two meet they woo and
wed.
And buna tor mom a Lome,
oiled I Then in a carriage down the street,
es-«c 1 They calmly roll their own.
i have SSI.16 in y
The Treasury te
rirculating July 1 amounted
” four billion eight hundred !
that
thi production of late t
■ty-four million
les« than last
• hundredj,
$40.58 . , ‘
of fruits for a mat-rial
in the production "f tobacco.
s the chase
■hort 150 l
due- of tr
.- brings the Southern’s pur-
.f rail for 1927 laying to 85,-
ons, sufficient to lay 542 miles
1 States. Rockefel-1
Mellon, and Geo.
nil the cash that i*J part „f the
and feed grainy other thu
|rather large crops of bea
r.d sw, et potatoes, end f
I “The
! sho 1
of hay. Crop prospet
belt.
cent below the acrc-
of
that !
, Queen Elisabeth gave ) acres < r tw«
far negraved upon a 1 ag.- in crops at this time la
it to her lover, the Ear! Large shifts in the relative acre-
vn matter what he uid, ages <>f the various crops were noted
• forgiven if he returned by the board, the largest being the
I 6,000,000 acre decrease in cotton, the
of saying that Queen; 2.000.000 acre decrease in corn and
Elizabeth’s mind was a- crooked as j the 2,000.000 acre increase in wheat,
ler i.ody, which was probably trite. I Low corn prices in 1926, together
he -’•a- a great queen and a hard | with unfavorable planting conditions,
roman, he failed to return the ring j were held responsible for a decline in
nd 'n:s head was chopped off. j the north central states, which was
The Countess of Nottingham dy- 1 patrially offset by increased corn
ng, confessed that she failed to de-. planting in the south. The com crop
j V fr to the Queen the ring that Es- j was reported late in nearly every
ex gave her. ' state, while in some of, the most
| northern states, due to late planting
Elizabeth, in de.pnir. ..pent her! only a lon K growing season, it was
the floor weeping < said, would avoid danger of frost
end of twenty days, j damage.
That'.-* the story. I # "
Now the ring is mid at auction DAHLIAS FOR SALE—Call MRS.
Jedges Josh
eastern ' Weight Handicap.
One of the aspirant* for a pitch-
season er’s berth on the college ball team
,000,009 1 had recently arrived from the coun
try. He was told to warm up a bit
by throwing a ball around.
‘•Well, how’re they coming?" the
captain of the nine :>sked him a lit
tle later.
"Rotten. Sump’n’s wrong with my
arm. boss. I ain’t getting the speed
I oughta."
"Great Scott, man! That isn’t a
baseball you’re throwing. That’s the
16 pound shot."
time fitting
dropped in value
Elizabeth would have given £1.000,-
000 for it.
Bobby Jones, golf wizard from
Atlanta. Ga.. defending his open golf
champion title, made the first round
of eighteen holes in 68 strokes, five
ur.der “par."
The secret in golf is control of
hi nd and nerves. In the air, flying,
or on the grass, playing golf, young
Americans seem able to do that.
A well-meaning politician suggests
a lav admitting cnildrcn to all base
ball park;- for twenty-five cents per
child. A better law would supply
city baseball parks in which children
could play baseball. That is what they
ne d. not the right to sit on a bench,
paying twenty-five cents to watch
somebody else play. If young and
old men of this generation played
more, and watched le*s, it would h<
for their
T. T. HARDMAN, Phone 116-L.
Non-Skid Cafe.
Patron: Waiter, there is
the bread.
Waiter: Yes, sir. That’s
the butter from sliding off.
Worth Knowing.
It'. Fact.
He—It feels like rain.
She—What feels like rain?
He—Water!
Mesccngor Service.
Householder—So you are out of
;ork, eh? Well, you are just in
time. I’ve a pile of wood I wanted
chopped, and 1 was just going to
tend for a man to do it.
Tramp—Okeh with me, ‘sir. Tell
r.e where he lives and I’ll fetch him.
FELT DULL. DIZZY
Gmtcm lUaTcIs H*wHsFm4
RcM far Umj Csawbiats
brUnf AaOUHsas
Athens, Gn.—*T hare been married
SI yean, and am the father of ten
children," aaye Mr. J. C. EL Weather
ford, R. F. D. "A,” thia city. "About
the beat home remedy I have aver
found ia Black-Draught. Z cant re
member when we haven’t need it in
the family, giving it to the children
for colde and minor ills when a
laxative ia needed.
"We must have used Black-
Draught for 40 yean, anyway, and
in that time we have tried it for
many complaints. I would have
dull, stupid feeling, and my head
would ache and when I would lean
| over, I would get dizzy. I found
I that a couple of doses of Black-
IWnwU wwljl 11 .LI. T
. Draught would relieve this. I used
If all the jokes written about liq-! to have gaa on my stomach, and
uor were placed aide by side, they j ;Su£7*{J? *”***•
would be censored.
Fhave totakea 1
Round Trip Fares to Macon
REDUCED
Effective July 15th, and until August 31st, round trip
fare between MILLEDGEVILLE and MACON will be $1.50
jjj tickets limited to one day in addition to day of sale.
| PATRONIZE YOUR RAILROADS.
J. P. BILLUPS, Genera! Passenger Agent.
^ W. W. SNOW, Division Passenger Agent
A. C. McKINLEY, Agent.
.
SOUTHLAND COACHES
MILLEDGEVILLE TO MACON & RETl’Rv
Leaves Milledgeville 9:30 A.M. and 3-00 P M
Leaving Macon 1:00 P.M. and 5:15 PM
Two Coaches Each Way Daily
One-Way Pare S1.25
14 PASSENGER NASH SEDAN
TERMINALS
Milledgeville—Baldwin Hotel
Macon—Terminal Hotel
G-*0
BUICK
for
diow on display
all Buick dealers
RALPH SIMMERSON
Trade-in Your Old Stove i
British scientists use, moving
ture in war against cancir. The
camera records cancer growths, slow
ly. for two days. Then the film is
speeded up. nine -hundred and sixty
times, and scientists see cancer ceils
actually growing. That’s important.
Man can outrun u horse in time.
Ar. Irishman, afterward . elected
May r of Long Island City, run
more than 600 mile.- in six days. But
in water, man is literally "a poi
fish.” a most inferior fis'
,or l
Edward Keating finishing first last
over 24-mjlc freslf water
•ui'C in 18 hours 47 minutes. In
hat time a shark could swim half
ray across the Atlantic.
Miss Constance Talmadge, exccl-
■orce, says of her husband: "He is
out
“Out of love” is modern, typical;
of our day. Strict logic might con-!
firm the view that if you marry when ,
“in love*’ you should unmarry when
“out of love." Th; re ar.- other cor.- j
side: at ions, however, that still intlu- ^
Otto Koennecks, German flier. ’
prepares for hi i trip from Berlin ;
to Sar. Francisco, with interesting
care. Every part of his motor was;
being x-rayed yost rday in search j
of defects in the metal. Old statues ,
show goddesae: with three eyes, one
in the forehead. Science bus given I
to nr n a real third eye, the x-ray, 1
that looks through solid metal, and
we hardly appreciate it. .j
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in petroleum products as
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Yes!—we’ll take your old stove as credit on the
purchase of a new Hotpoint Electric Range. It mat
ters not its kind, make or condition. We will put
into your kitchen a range you’ll be proud to own!
Terms of
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Never before have wc offered such liberal terms.
When a Hotpoint is Installed in your kitchen you
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