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UNION RECORDER. MILLEDCEVILLE. GA-, FEBRUARY », 1IU -Ever see a woree fog than this*” ^ one> »* ..‘tom- 1 roaliy COUld "' 1 tCl1 Wh ' re » with girls from every land, ' 'U boy I'» say tW" . B f. his will always be n>Y creed- To love them all hut marry none. tv a nd grimly humorous old A , *** _"with a bandaged foot wired physician in a nearby Doctors wife (reading the I< UU in the absence of her c.Ugram are interested ?“ a pretty foot and ankle, come over ‘ f ler your office hours this evening.” Tableau!! Uistref>; "I saW the milkman kiss this morning. I’ll take ihe mi,k in myself after this. Janet: "It won’t do any good, mum. He promised to kiss nobody cx- BiUy; -I see that Fanny Fotlights roped in old Moneybags in approved fa»h:oll. ’ Tom: “You mean she lassoed him?’* Billy: ’‘No, the lass sued him. ••Who's the Speaker of the House?" roared the political science prof during an oral exam. “Mother," responded the meck- looking frosh in the corner seat. Bachelor: “Yea, the world’s a ploomy old prison." Amorou? Spinster: “That’s be cause ycu'rc in solitary confinement." It always makes me laugh. So wonderful a treat. To see an athlete run a mile And only move two feet. N\d: "He plays a fair golf game, doesn't he?" Ted: "Yes, il you watch him." “Where is the manager's office?" “Follow the passage until you come to the nign reading "No ad mittance." Go upstairs till you see the sign "Keep Out." Follow the corridor till you see the sign ‘Sil- i: >: then yell for him.” A canoe is like n small boy—both knave belter when paddled from Oh, the girlies in Venice they r.fver walk home, But they keep their lithe figure* Wht-n occasion demands it—let's Put it- that way— They indulge in a vigorous swim. Irate Customer: “You can’t fool nit*. Do you think I've bought srocerii- here for fifteen years for Kell: “Say, does Harold know how Mel!: “Does he? Say, he hit a Wy sheriff this afternoon that p.^rybody e ' se has been trying to ‘ l ‘" r months without succeeding." "I just do REMAINS OF INFANT FROM MACON BURIED AT BLACK SPRING The remains of James Thomas Harris, Jr., the two-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. James Thomas Harris, of Macon, were brought here Mon day morning and buried at Black Springs church. The child was standing in front of an open grate, when his clothing be came ignited, and his body was frightfully burned. Pneumonia developed while doctors were treating the injuries, and this was the immediate cause of the death. The monthly preaching services will be held at Harmony Baptist church Sunday February 12th. Pas tor Mills will preach from this text, “What mean ye by these stones?" Everybody is urged to come. highest quality pecan * REES—STUART ,„d SCHLEY 5| > f."t 60c. Seven feet Ei,hl '» ten feet SOe. Sell. *‘b°e C u „,„,„ d . Milleditevill "•“Firry Co. >•26-28 5». A questionnaire was went to 1,000 presentative firm- the other day in regard to a new calendar of thirteen 28 day months. George Eastman, head of the East- un Kodak Company, sent out a statement after the meeting of the United States Chamber of Com merce, which endorsed the move ment, in which he says that the new calendar will consist of weeks in which every day of the month falls upon the same week day. This plan wil probably receive the upport of the League of Nations each nation to ratify the proposal. This is B valiant struggle of com mon sense against tradition and its outcome will be looked upon with interest. This plan for the new calendar not only would make every date fall on the same day of the week in each month, but, as this would only re sult in 364 days, New Year’s Day would be a holiday and called Janu ary 0. Also the extra day for Leap Year would be designated by a cipher and a new month would be inserted between June and July. This month would be called Sol because it would contain the solstice in both the North ern and Southern hemispheres. Even if every nation accepts the new calendar it can only be put in effect after 1928, when New Year’s Day falls on Sunday. After that date, if the new plan is successful, we should have no more calendars, as it could be easily told what day of the week and date is. Mr. Eastman and hit The services at the Methodist church Sunday was attended by .s large congregation, and were moBt impressive. Twenty-seven boys from the Geor gia Training School wen* received in the church, and the pastor. Rev. J. F. Yarbrough impressively administer ed the baptismal and church vows. The sacrament was given, .and hundreds gathered around the altar to partake. Many who were present declared it to be the most impressive service they had ever attended. W. A Co ellin • nooga, Milir tucky W.eo back band*, traces, kamn, baggy and wagon harncRR. All cheap and j beat kind. Se« them they acll cheap, kers' 2-0*28 4t. deserve a great deal of credit for j endeavoring to make this calendar a FOR RENT—A three room up atairs apartment, unfurnished, all moden Apply to E. D. Taylor at Culve, A Kidd Drug Co. success as it would undoubtedly be of great convenience to the world. Almost all business executives in America are in favor of it and it would undoubtedly do a vast deal of j good in correspondence and in mak- FOR RENT—On comer of C ing our records. 1 and Wall Streets, a new eight Of course, the past would have to j bungalow with all convenience be taken into considcratioi calendar would only he needed for * the past and not for the future, and j those who look forward are more opt to favor the new plan than those who j look backward ' habitually. The 1 calendar for one week would be for , all weeks, as follows: S M T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ; 8 9 10 11 12 13 141 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 j 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 j ply . Mr. Lucy P. Walkei erever you motor our compan service will follow you. C. (wi A Son. FOR CONSTIPATION Mltnuippi Mu S171 He Hu Food Blick-Dnifk S* Setiifictorj, He Hu N» Need la Ckia|t. l—Mr. A. L. Cobs, s well Known Wigging resident, mjk 1 have used Thedford'a Black- Draught for constipation. I have never had to take a peat deal of medicine, but for fully 30 yean I have, by using it, known Black- Draught to be a great medicine, and when I found it so satisfactory, I haven’t seen any need to change. "When I get constipated. I fsel all jsmember you can have *Buick.2X this moderate price —a real Buick in every way with flash ing getaway and mighty power — princely luxury and beauty—supreme comfort and riding ease. Choose from three popular models at this moderate price—Sedan, Coupe or Sport Roadster. Pay on the liberal G. M. A. C. plan. And you will always know—whether you pay $1195 for your Buick, or more—that your money buys the ui- \ most in motor car value. SEDANS $1195 to $1995 COUPES $1195 to $1850 SPORT MODELS $1195 to $1525 AD prim f. m. b. Flimt, Mick, fownuinl tax to be — ,J t4 ^ksO. M.A.G.0MUSU glam. Ifco mmt datiwabU. ia ax 04 la hie. RALPH S1MMERSON MILLEDGEVILLE. GEORGIA. more Black-Draught than I do. She is a great believer in it too, so we keep rt in the house. It will cleanse the system and help you, if you use it os we have." Constipation leads to a great deal of sickness among those who do not understand its dangers, and who neglect to treat it without delay. Block-Draught, with the natural, action of its purely vegeta- nits, quickly relieve# i and helps to drive out the poisons so sa to leave ths organs in s state of healthy activity. Sold everywhere, 25c. SC-179 How Many Will You Save? I F your newly-arrived chicks could talk they would say: “Do not feed us until v/c arc 72 hours old. We are supplied with food during this period by the remaining part of the egg yolks which we absorbed into our bodies just before wc were hatched. When we arc 72 hours old give us a feed which will pro- . vide life and growth vitamins.” There arc 1592 hatcheries which cay, “Feed Purina.** 1 hey know what it takes to keep chicks alive and growing. A new shipment of Start- cncis here. Tell us how many bags you want. L. D. SMITH South Wayne Grocer GATE CITY COACHES MILLEDGEVILLE—ATLANTA Lv. MiUedgeville 7:30 E. T. Arrive Atkata 11:00 C. T. Lv. MiUedgeville 2:30 E. T. Arrive Atlanta 6:00 C. T. Leave Atlanta 7:30 C. T. Arr. MiUedgeville 1:00 E. T. Leave Atlanta 3:30 C. T. Arr. Milledgevile 8:40 E. T. $4.00 One Way; $7:00 Round Trip C. F. STONE, Manager. For Reservation, Call Phones: 366 or 382 THIS SPECIAL FFER FROM FEBRUARY liTH.HTHl Sbecial Waffle Demonstrations at Our Store This Week! BRICK That Clink Like Steel at uitr store ion wees: Now you can give him Waffles! T HERE’S nothing a man «»/• nlrl vathm* nnfTi- Arc Made by the "McMILLAN" P.oce.o BURNT IN OUR CONTINUOUS KILNS There is No Waste in Our Bricks. We Make Quick Shipments in Any Quantity. RICH GI.0 FACE BRICK—FIRE BRICK—COMMON BRICK MiUedgeville Brick WorksCo Th’ i B. -..ltiful $12 SOHotpoint WafHe Iron COIuILtiEWlTH TRAY! $9.95 95c Down; $1 a Month! Free—Wesson Oil! With the purchase «f each woffle iraa wa wfll giro— absolutely free—a pint can of Wesson OIL This cook- iag oil you will find admirably suited to waffle-making. T HERE’S nothing a man would rather eat-noth- ing a woman can prepare and serve with more ease and grace. Crisp, hot, golden- browned waffles . . . , right from the electric waffle iron! February is ‘‘Waffle Month” —and, in keeping with its ob servance, we make you anoth er astounding offer. Thisnew- ly designed IiOTPOINT Waffle Iron, selling regularly at $12.- 50, we sell to you for $9.95. The tray goes with, and match es, the iron. Get yours this week! Ask for a copy of par ‘Electric Waffle’ booklet! Georgia VOWS* ft*#) COMEANT 'A CITIZEN VHIIIYII WI SIBTS’