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UNION RECORDER, MILLEDGEV1LLE, C»„ MARCH «, 1S2#
'jedges josh
,ivh could bo »een.
m despair with thoughts
„ many dollars,
found a laundry where
,• teeth in collars.
Of
Th«
maN-
-Is the London fog
avfully heavy?”
|fr: “Terrible.”
[low do the vehicles Ret
r “Well, the first one
utinel which all the follow-
pa*- through.”
a certain zoologi-
on holiday. He re-
■„m his assistant:
e is sick. He ap-
r a companion. We
d'm't know what to do pending your
•aniens
[tdering
‘Whither away, stranger? What
ildst?” cherriocd St. Peter, as the
,cd over the pearly Rates.
Go-h, let me in,” muttered the
soul of convict No. 991)
d, “I just had the shcok
»f my life.”
The best vegetable soup iw usually
made with vegetables.
It is still posible to secure whiskey
n the United States.
Michelangelo was not the inven
tor of golf knickers.
If a piece of burning wood three
inches long be dropped into a fifty
[Hiund box of dynamite, there w ill be
It i
wo hundred and twenty miles
Indiana to a point two
ii twenty miles away from
himself with i
afety
ARTISTS’ MODEL INHERITS HALF
A MILLION WONT QUIT WORK
Philadelphia, Pa.—Peggy Burns,
pretty artists’ model, gets a real birth
day surpiise, as she reaches age of
21. Visiting her home in Washington,
Pa., she learned that her grand
father. Michael J. Burns, who diod
7 years ago had willed to her over
SS500.000.
She said her new found wealth
would not turn her head u.id that
she would continue to work.
BLIND FOR 30 YEARS. WOMAN.
70, REGAINS SIGHT
Cartersvillc, Ind.—After 30 years
of blindness, Mrs. Carie Sillery, sev
enty years old, sees again. Awak
ening from a nap, Mrs. Sillery, who
lives on a farm, suddenly began to
depict various objects in the room.
The enuse has baffled physicians.
“TALKING DOG" PRONOUNCES
WORDS QUITE PLAINLY
Bostton, Mass.—Mrs. Mabel A.
Robinson of Bangor. Maine, startled
expert** at the Boston Dog Show
when she exhibited a real talking dog.
While most talking dogs speak noth
ing more than a series of noises,
“Princess Jacqueline,” Mrs. Robin
son’s prize bull, can pronounce words
quite plainly.
DEMAND GENUINE CHEVROLET
L. N. JORDAN
their hair in the middle.
George Washington did not enlist
in the last war.
A clergyman gave out the hymn,
“I Love to Steal Awhile Away,”
and the deacon, who lead the sing
ing began: “I love to steal—" but
found he had pitched the note too
high.
Again he began. “I love to steal,”
but this time it was too low. Once
more he tried: “1 love to steal—”
and again got the pitch wrong.
After the third failure the min
ister said: “Observing our brother’s
propensities, let us pray.”
Imps
FARM ANIMALS ASSIST |
IN RADIO PROGRAM g
Stillwater, Okla.—In his radio talk j S
to farmers. Carl P. Thompson of the o
Annual Husbandry Dept, at the Ok-1 9
lahoma A and M College enlist .<
help of his oarnyard friends.
As Thompson speaks over the
Radio, he frequently use** pigs, cal
ves and lamb.* in the college radio
program.
Tucson, Arizonn—Mrs. Eva Dugan
who at fifty, is awaiting execution
for the murder of A. J. (Mnthi-,
rancher. She is the first woman to
face the gallows in Arizona.
The New Store
n estimated that 9,721
e lost every year,
ing from the Rock of
' drown if he is unable
d youth (thro\
Jfood hour:wife it is self to his knees): Light of my lift
Light of my existence! Light of-
>ken i The lady: "Aw, douse the glim-
• mer kid, and while you’re down there
part | will you buckle my galoshi s.
FORECLOSURE
The Millodgeville Banking Co.
Vs.
George T. Bnilely
To the defendant, George T. Bailiy:
Petition to foreclose mortgage on
realty, rule nisi, etc.
Baldwin Superior Court, January
Term, 1928.
The plaintiff, The Millodgeville
Banking Company, having filed its
petition, to foreclose a mortgage on
realty on certain lands in Baldwin J
County, Georgia, against George T. 1
Bailey, in this Court, returnable to
this Term of the Court, nnd it being
made to appear that George T. Bailey
is not a resident of said county of
Baldwin, and also that he docs not
reside within the State, and an order
having been made for service of the
rule nisi in said caws, on him. the
said George T. Bailey, by publication
this, therefore is to notify you,
George T. Bailey, to be and appear
at the next term of the Superior
Court of Baldwin county, Georgia tc
be held on the 2nd, Monday in July
1928, then and there to answer sail
complaint and in default thereof, the
court will proceed as to justice shall
appertain.
Witness the Honorable Jnmes B
Park, Judge of said court, this U
J. C. COOPER.
Clerk Superior Court '
Baldwin County, Georgia. 1
Our (tore lus been remodeled tad New Coeds
an arriving every day.
If it is something far ■ nan or bey we have it, Rat
the highest price, bat quality always.
DODGE DELUXE SEDAN FOR
SALE
Honest to goodnei* people, I have X
never offered * betf r buy in ten V
years than this Sedan, if you want to •!■
ride one the other fellows deprccia- ?.
Hen this is you chance. Rid while g
you pay plan. O
L. N. JORDAN -
John Holloway
Clothing for Men and Boys
y
L’S
MORE THAN 50 NEW
Spring
Dresses
Festering all tbe new colon. Please do
aot miss tbe nines. See for ourself,
something yon knee never seen before.
Values unequalled for style and quality,
regardless of where yon go.
$26.75 AND $39.75
MORE THAN FIFTY
Brand New
Coats
Just received, for Spring. They come in
Kasha doth, Tweeds end Charmeen—
Some are fur-trimmed, in all the fashion
favored materials and colors. Your choice
ol these attractively priced coats mostly
itraightnes, revealing all the newness for
the coming season.
New Dresses
*
$16.75 - $26.75
o
T FOR SPECIAL SALE :
The styles are something different. The colors are
mostly bright Plain colors and printed Silks, Georg
ettes and Crepes, made by the leading manufactur
ers in New York City—Co-Ed and Silver Fox. Special
Sale price
$10.75 and $16.75
SPECIAL SALE LADIES’
HOSE
SATURDAY THE LAST DAY
FOR ONE WEEK ONLY
* These Special «
Onyx Pointex Prices
NEW PRINTED WASH FABRICS
O A woman never ceuiden her Summer wardrobe
H ct ™P | ete with oot plenty of waih froclu. The
11 trac-i” 8 * 41111 ^“ ign ' “* ■***> “* rtrf ,l *
XOl
21c to 41c
If you Want the Best Shop at
E . E . BELL’S
SALE MEN’S FINE BROADCLOTH SHIRTS Ii
Mesldy white, and without coBara, the eelebrat- II
od Commodore, made te >eB far |2 H Oar 5
Special Sale price «
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