Union recorder. (Milledgeville, Ga.) 1886-current, March 22, 1928, Image 11

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St. IMS tsnSE r „ Mi DE OF METAL, r GENEROSITY OF NATURE. ^f.DLE’ CERTAINLY. good ITALIAN LAW. t Wendey. inventor of a mc- . a l mar. that unveiled a statue Washinlfton, believes * fro inpt“ , ,„ ul .„Hal slavery, as Wash liberal'‘1 us from European tyranny- uv.rkfrs need not fear that jj, “robots" will ruin the labor ,a , . j.onp ago mechanical men td women made their appearance in * hin*r.v of all kinds, driven by sttam an d electricity. One machine ri(MfS the knitting for ten thousand women, one locomotive pulls the load ( f a thousand stage coaches, replac ing 1.000 drivers. The perfected machine will not ^ imitation man standing up right on two legs. That position man ,thieved to look out over high grass ir enemies and prey, in the begin- X. and to look up at the stars later. | Mechanical men can be only an intcr- (Ktitij. curiosity, not an industrial access. Science improves on nature land docs not imitate it, the ultimate I flyinjr machine without bird wings or methods will prove that. from a big orange tree in South ern California the Riverside Cham ber of Commerce sends 126 oranges to as ninny newspaper editora The tree is one of two imported from Brazil by the United States Depart ment of Agriculture. Those two trees are the father an dmother of all the “Washington navel trees” that niukt- up great groves in Southern California. Similarly, a few cherry trees, brought by Uucullus from his wars ancestors of millions that small American (boys climb every year. Such are the heal h and generosity of Nature. Mr. Regers at Muscle Shoals in- with his mournful cowboy eye a S!‘>«hi0O,OOO plant built by the !•-")> to produce nitrogen to sup ply cheap fertilizer for farmers and explosives in case of war. Mr. Rogers remarks that such a plant lying idle is enlightening. It means that the Government isn't quite ready to deliver the plant over to the power trust. And until the power trust net* it, that trust won't let anybody else umc the Muscle Shoals plant. Thanks to Mussolini’., common sense, a new law compels mer chants in Italy to mark priees plainly and stick to the prices. That will increase foreign buying, especially by Americans, who do not like to pay double or devote half hour to bargaining over a trifle. Merchants in Italy won't like it, but their business and prosperity will increase. Machinery will he deviwd tually to do the so-called back break ing farm work that proud United States citizens, accustomed to their automobiles, no longer will do. But nothing should be done too suddenly, unless the Government is willing to precipitate hard times over a wide area. Newspapers tell of a baby “dead ten times.” Ten times in its short five weeks of life the baby’s heart stopped beating in a struggle against plcuro-pneumonia. Ten times it was revived and it probably will live. The doctors did wonderR. There is just a line about the moth er. Still weak, following the baby’s birth, she gave her blood in transfus ion to save her baby’s life. Her name is Mrs. G. E. Olmstoad, and wha‘ she did ten million mothers would do, gladly. MR. J. L. PENNINGTON COMES TO THE FRONT He has orders bs has to fill, oad oaporimool he coo not, has loog for.od that costomors will o#t take excosos, so jost look ot that Chevrolet, don't worry yon will |«t your croon and batter on tine. L. N. JORDAN Distributor POEM WRITTEN BY SIDNEY LANIER IN 1670 The following poem written by Sidney Lanier ir 1870 suggesting diversified farming was sent with re quest to publish. We are glad to reproduce it. Jong’s Private Argymont That air same Jones, which lived in Jones, He had this pint about him: He'd swear with a hundred sighs and groans, That farmers must stop gittin’ loans. And git along without ’em: That bankers, warehousemen, and sich Was fatt ’nin’ on the planter, And Tcnnessy was rotten-rich A-raisin' meat and corn, all which Draw’d money to Atlanta: And the only thing (says Jones) to do Is, eat no meat that’s boughten: But tear up every I, O, U, And plant all com and swear for true To quit a-raisin’ cotton! Thus spouted Joney (whar folks could hear, At Court and other gatherin’s). And thus kep' spoutin’ many a year, Proclaimin' loudly far and near Sich fiddlesticks and blath- But, one all-fired sweatin’ day, It happened I was hoein’ My lower corn-field, which it lay ’Loqgside the road that ru.is my way Whar I can see what's goin’. And a’ter twelve o’clock had come I felt a kinder faggin,’ And laid myself un’neath a plum To let my dinner settle sum, When long comes Jones’s wag- Bin, And Jones was setting’ in it so Charles Abrams, of Chicago, went for a stroll with his $600 German police dog trailing on a leash. When he got homg he had a mongrel. Somewhere along the route thieves had taken his valuable dog und plac cd the cur in the leash without Abram’s knowledge of the act. buy BIGGEST BARGINS EVER OFFER ED IN AUTOMOBILES We ore listing elsewhere i paper close out list of the be on aartb in automobiles, rida wbil you pay plan, if you need a goo serviceable car this is your oppor tunity of your life. L. N. JORDAN A-readin’ of r paper. His mules was goin’ powerful slow. Four be had tied the lines onto The staple of the scraper. The mules they stopped about a rod From me, and went to feedin’ 'Longside the road, upon the sod, But Jones (which he had tuck a tod) Not knowin,’ kept a-readin.’ And presently says he: “Hit’s true: That Clisby’s head is level. Thar’s one thing farmers all must To keep themselves from goin’ tew Bankruptcy and the devil! “More com! more corn! must plant less ground, And mustn't eat what’s bought- 0«! Next year they'll do it: reasonin') sound: (And cotton will fetch ’bout a dollar a pound), Tharforc, I'll plnnt all cotton!” —SIDNEY LANIER. Macon, Georgia, 1870. BUICK Outsells any other 3 cars in Buick’s field Motorists like you invest almost as many dollars in Buick motor cars as in any otherthrbr cars in Buicks field * * * 'cTaith means something when itis backed by dollars GET YOU A CAN OF THIS Opoliov oil all grodos in fivo gallon •nr omy coni, tbo wry boat oil in L. N. JORDAN Twenty-one American nations have signed treaties fixing the .ales of neutrality in war times. The United States does not wish armed merchant ships to be regarded as belligerents, but with that exception, it agreed to all of other provisions. IT WANT BE LONG HOW Tbo way H. C. Gaiolins U going ovov and tbo way poopln ore talbi about it, it waa’t bo long bofora ova body will bo using it. On* tki corftaia M yoa can’t hoop a sqnirrol tbo ground in timber country, bo v climb.” L. N. JORDAN Distributor OUpHmi/. *. * fhmt. COUPES $1195 tofli $1199 to $1925 MlliWM. " " “ --f f- RALPH SIMMERSON MILLEOGEVILLE. GEORGIA. How Many Will You Save? I F your newly-arrived chicks could talk they wtxdd tty: “Do net feed U3 until we are 72 hours old. We arc supplied with food during this period by the remaining pan of the egg yolks which we absorbed into our bodies just before we were hatched. When we are 7a hours old give ua a feed which trill pro- ride life and growth vitamins.” There are 1592 hatcheries whkh ^ay/'Fccd Purina.'* i hey know what it •-ikes to keep chicks : 11 v c and growing. A r *vw shipment of Siat- vna is here. Tdl us bow °*ny bags you want. L D. SMITH South Wayne Grocer Iv today’s new type motors. SAFE CLEAN gasoline! P AN-AM motor oil was developed to give mod em motors the extra pro tection they need because of higher speeds, increased engine heat. It is safe oil—re fined from tough paraffin base crudes. It pro tects the hottest friction spots in any motor. c Pm c/ftnerkan Your modem car will also perform better with dean Pan-Am gasoline. This gasoline is refined with unusual care to remove carbon-forming elements and! foreign matter J That means a cleaner motor— j' las carbon trots-! ble-andaweajm* of turn power. 1