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UNION RECORDER, MILLEDGEVILLE, C*„ APRIL 19, 1929 [jEDGES JOSH » She: "I hear you (ret your hair cuts at the barber college.” He: ‘‘Well, we c..liege men must •tick together.” Twi-re was a little girl And she had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead When she was good. She was very, very good. And when she bad ebe was— Quite a jolly companion, don't you know. There was a young maid at Bryn Mawr, Who longed like the deuce for a She'd pull out her hair, Grip the back of a chair. And hitch her good luck to a stawr. On a busy day a woman walked in to the office of the court rooms at Atlanta, Ga., and, addressing Judge Blank, said: “Arc you the reprobate judge?” j "I am the probate judge.” "That is what I was saying,” she said, "and I have come to you be cause I am in trouble. My huuband was studying to be a minister at a college seminary, and he died detest ed. and left three little infidels, and I have come to be appointed their exe- j cutioncr.” Little Johnnie put his gun. Just behind his nurse's ear; I Pulled the trigger, just for fun: Strange that nursie ddn’t hear! j Hc-he: “One of my profs told me' lhi« morning that our class was ns: good as a ball game.” Ha-ha: "How’s that?" He-he: “Oh, he just sits there and ' watches the score bourd till the last man is out!” “The autumn leaves are falling down!" The long-faced poet cries. But would he have them falling up And cluttering to the skies? Soap: “What do you expect to be when you become of age?" Suds: “Twenty-one.” enjoyed by his hearers. He filled the pulpit at the Midway chruch *t the evening services. The work on the new dormitory at G. S. C. W. is progressing. The building will be ready for occupancy when the college opens in September. Milledgoville is one of the prettiest little cities in Georgia is a comment frequently heard these days. The four wholesale grocery stores of this city have a good trade in the surrounding territory. Willie Hill, colored, was arrested for selling and having liquor in his possession Saturday afternoon. The policemen started to nrrest him in the negro pool room on McIntosh Street when he broke and ran. He lead them a chase of seven nr eight blocks on the hill before being finally cuught. While running he threw away several bottles of whiskey, all of which broke except a pint. The memlK-rs of Camp Doles No. 7.10 U. C. V., will meet at the Court House next Thursday morning at 10:10 o’clock. There are only a few of the veterans left, and it is to be hoped that all of them will be able to attend the meeting next Thurs day, and participate in the Memorial Day exercises. TALKING MOVIES COMING TO MACON The management of the Rialto Theatre at Macon has announced that Yitaphone has been installed in the theatre and was opened to the pub lic on Monday, April 16thf. Yitaphone is said to be the great est advance in the history of Motion Pictures. It has put the breath of life into shadows on the screen. They sing, speak and play their music to the people in the audience, and the illusion is perfect for the synchron ization is perfect and one can hard ly get away from the feeling that the pictures on the screen have come to life. cousin, Carlton Hodges of Tennille, Rubye Aldman. Ga., Saturday. I We are very sorry to know that Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Hodges and i Miss Prances Giles had to undergo sons spent Sunday with Mr. and and operation for appendicitis last Mrs. W. P. Ennis. week, we hope she will soon recover. Misses Lillian and Louise Steven-j Misses Mary and Rubye Knowles son were Sunday guests of Miss | spent the week-end with their par- rnta. Mr. end Mr,. G . F. K„., w| Mr. and Mm E. p. M«dr family ap.nt Sunday with M-'u* 1 lin'a parents, Mr. and Mrs t Pro met. ' *• MU, Lou Ur Blizaard was Sll day guest of Miss Sue Bell Bau FOR SALE OR RENT—A tia room house or North Wayne Street. Apply toH. T. Fraley, or W. L. Fraley. The Rialto management states that Yitaphone inhalation is being made at a cort of $25,000 and represents the finest type made by Yitaphone, equal to any now nistalled in New York or Chicago. Will Hays, “Czas of the Movie,” introduces the opening of Vitaphone at Macon with a brief address. This is followed by a number of Vitaphone Vaudeville acts, after which si pre sented ALL JOLSON in "THE JAZZ SINGER," the latest Vitaphone specialty which ,’s taking New York by storm. "THE JAZZ SINGER” J will be presented with .a musical score of a hundred piece orchestra. UNION POINT AND BLACK SPRINGS NEWS Prof. S. K. Harris spent the week end with hix family in Atlanta. Misses Marie and Carolyne Ennis attended the funeral sendees of their MOW RUBBER SHOCK. INSULATORS ADDED TO GREAT NEW CURYSLERBr S3 JT Hap, LOCAL OPENINGS Next Thursday is Memorial Day, and the people of Millcdgevillc and Baldwin county will join in paying tribute to the heroes of the Con federacy. Rain fell in tollrentg Sunday, and there was a small attendance at the various churches. Work on the farms was again given a back set by the rains that fell Sat urday and Sunday. Services are being held at the Bap tist church twice daily, this week. The people of MUIedgevillc and Bald win county are invited to attend. There were few people from the country in the city Saturday, and the trade with the merchants was small. Dr. Eltim F. Dempsey preached ■t the Methodist church in this city Sunday morning. His sermon was STOMACH SPELLS fltlihfR Lady Civet later, tttiaf Acco—t of Lam Uk af Black-Draaffct la Her Hot. flageejrah, Okla.—"I have taken Black-Draught ever since I was a child, and can recommend it aa a splendid medicine for family use." ■ays Mrs. Cora M&bcrry. of this ■lace. “My mother used It, In twinging up her family, and after X had a home of my own. I con tinued to use it. as I thought it was especially good to give the chil dren. “My children did not mind taking Black-Draught, and so when they got upset with stomach spells, or were constipated. I gave them Black-Draught tea. “If I found that they were tak ing cold. I was quick to start giving them Black-Draught, as it helped them to throw off the impurities which caused the trouble. “My children are all grown now and have homes of their own, hut I still keep Black-Draught in the house and use it myself when X wake up in the morning feeling dull and •headachey 1 , and have a bod taste in my mouth. “Black-Draught Is a simple rem edy for constipation, and I prefer it to others because it is purely vegetable. I always feel better af- black-draught at New Lower Prices-*I065and upvaids- Sarae Luxury Features as Famous'TTand Imperial Bo' (HRYSLER now add, ^ rubber shock insula tors to the Great New Chrysler “62." And at no increase in price! 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GA I thought it was ntiatd whoa I looked at the retail of the accident; bat the cleusers jail laughed at my fear,, aad now I know they were froaadleu.” Marrelous retail, are achiered daily. Try a, aad ice. Milledgeville Laundry and Dry Cleaners HONE 440 ** EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXZXZXXXXrTTYViiL ^iSl&NOFA >^otor©k , v HUM**** ct* ce .. y\ot‘* r ca' c 1 Every time you buy a potion of pasatine~ ym, pay 4c per pulton Georgia State T«i TANDARD Oll-COMPANY INCORPORATED IN KENTUCKY "’Cheap” paint <. » is a [four-flusher’ Pf Cheap all the way through! “Cheap” paint is cheap all the way through! It is made of cheap materials. That is why it can be gold at a cheap price. And why it gives a cheap looking job. Fine old SWP House Paint is rich-looking, much more beautiful, and il costs you less. Just listen to this: SWP covers nearly twice as much surface per gallon as “cheap” paint. Fewer gallons are used. So the first cost is practically the same. But it is in the life of paint that economy shows up. “Cheap” paint i— - — ■ _ m gives in to the * HOUSE PAINT weather, fades and chips within a short while. But good old SWP, the finest house paint money can buy, stands up for five years or more. It outlasts two. three, or more “repainlings” of “cheap” paint. Come in, let us explain more about the high cost of “cheap” paint com pared to the real economy of SWP House Paint. Take home a copy of the Household Painting Guide. I twill settle every painting problem | ^ by showing you uni*, S. ,",JP i the correct paint for any surface. Fowler-Flemister Coal Co. Phone 252 Milledgeville, Ga.