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UNION RECORDER, MILLEDCEVILLE. CA.. APRIL IS, 1921 About Ijout' Health Thing* You Should. Know tobacco chewer is a slave— slave to one of the most J I nil." habits. I believe the habit fl } n many localities; the ruspidor is under the ban— I thousands of men chew, ies of chewing tobacco will •h econclusion me ataume that you would he rid of this foe of har- n the household. Very few >uld kiss a wife that had a ch.ucr’s lips asid teeth—y*s, and How a wife can endure, ve a man—well, the tobnc must have more redeeming han 1 possess of he •‘‘till his wife's undying dev The best way to rid one’s self of drug habit is gradual withdrawal the drug; this plan of mine mak comparatively easy. The habit ouving something in the mouth— th» psychological impuhie is P or * the hardest feature Some people chew tooth- jcks tips of lead pencils, bits of habitually from a nervous .f which they are unconscious. The best way to quit chewing to- ,rro is to buy yourself a supply chewing gum; chew a couple of k until the sugar in all extracted id the “wax” is tasteless. Then id to this a "nip" from your fa- ■rite plug—i: will chew very nice- Ynu will, in time, become ac- i-'..rude to the smooth pliable •i--. which has the tobacco flavor it does not crumble, or force so uch xpectoration. In time you ill find a "chew” of this kind will Lexington, Ky., April 16.—(Auto- aster)—Roy lope landed a large atfi«h at Springfirid in which was found six young chickens. is presumed by Pope and several witnesses that the chickens died be- She (gazing a tthe skyscraper:) fore hatching and the eggs were cast "My! how many tiers!" into water. This theory is substan- He: “Yes; it must have been de- tinted by the fact that egg ahelln .signed by a snivel engineer.” were also found in the fish’s atom- 1 ac h- I Query: Speaking of professors, : w ho originated the expression, “a NOSE PUNCHING NEW FRENCH I happy faculty?” CAMPAIGN PLAN Belfort, France, April 16.— (Auto- caster)—In a joint debate with Andre Tardieu, Minister of Public Works, Deputy Andre Mcillet sud denly struck the former French High Commissioner .at Washington a vio lent blow in the face. Although his glasses were shat tered Tardieu escaped t yp injury and suffered only a nose bleed. After this was attended to, the debate went merrily on. A FAITHFUL OLD HORSE DEAD Henry, one of the large grey hors es which has been pulling n wagon of the American Express Company, died one night the past week. Henry had been performing this duty for nearly seventeen years, and he wxif a familiar figure on the strecta He has hauled thousands of express packages to and from the depots and to the colleges and residences of this city. He was five years old when — ^as brought to Milledgcville. A large bay horse haH been shipped here to take his place. Mary had a little lamb. For which she didn’t car She cut the wool frmo off i And no wit’s a little bare Gerald: "Somebody took bills from me today.” Geralding: "But you wi pay them just the same, I Jill: “No; y© you’ re mad." Bill: "No; yo New York, April 16.— (Autocast er)—Helen Ballard, cashier at the Hotel Ansonia, checked up $90 short the night before Easter. The sun grew brighter for her on Sunday, when afier a sleepless night, athletic young man approacned "I go*. $90 too much pocket; I believe you made an error when you cashed my check yester day." He was Mark Kocning, Yankee shortstop. The state department of public wel fare spent $35,000 of state funds during 1927, it is announced by Sam J. Slate, state auditor, in a report filed with Governor L. G. Hardman. It. 'h unnoticed. As time goon on—may- way out is very easy. Try it. I In- a month—lesson the tobacco, and will guarantee your success, if you id in vnu Mil find you can do tin the follow directions, ami really want nu r. -• taste of tonacco flavor. This to quit. Garden seed at F. W. Hendrick.c Children Cry FOR , slam it when "How did that story pan oul abuot the man up in the Bronx whe found a big hailntone on his back- stoop this morning?" asked the city editor. "Nothing in it,” replied the re porter. "He discovered it wasn’t a hailstone, after all. The iceman left it there.” HOUSE FOR RENT—Apply to Mi Lucy P. Walker. 4-19-2A Tke ORIGINAL GENUINE MONT- EVALLO COAL, mined by tke MONTEVALLO COAL MINING CO., *• sold exclusively by FOWLER- FLEM1STER COAL CO. Specml prices for April, May June delivery. Cnrdee seed at F. W. Hendrickson’* ;WHY IS OUR WORK Wc Take Pain Barberiag U Oar Speciahj- CILMAN’S BARBER SHOT FOR SALE—Baby Csrraig* aa Stroller, in good condition. CImm for cash. See or phone Mr*. R. | Torrance, 205 N. Columbia Si pho-xs 406-L. 4.19.1 Consult yonr Agent a* yen wen Id yoor Doctor or Lawyer. €. H. ANDREWS 4 SON “Notkii Bet In*a VON HINDENBURG AIDS BOY’S STAMP COLLECTION Berlin, April 16.—(Autocaster) — A small boy of eight in Saxony, sending President von Hindenburg congratulations on his eightieth birth day, asked the venerable president kindly to let him have any foreign atamps lie might receive with his birthday letters from abroad. Von Hindenburg has sent the boy a greeting with a fine assortment of foreign postage stamps. Q Where will you Be at Seventy Recent investigation* have shown that n large number of per son* are dependent on relatives or charity in their old age. When the sutamn of life approaches, and tke leaves of yontk- ful vim and enthusiasm fall, it is extremely difficult for any person, no matter how able, theta investigations prove, to compete in the world of business and commerce. What bettei : dependence in old age t!*aa i savings account in a bank? One dollar will start yon on tba road to economic security! Exchange Bank 4 Per Cent and Safety -'■■101301 MOTHER:- Fletcher’s Castoria is especfitlfc pre pared to relieve InfalttS in arms and Giildrcn all ages of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising there from, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep. To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of Absolutely Harmless-No Opiates. Physicians everywhere recommend it Peter,Peter,pastry-eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her. But one day he bought a sack of Omega Flour—she came back! 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