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'►4xxxxx?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxmnxxxj0l UNION RECORDER. MILLEDCEVILLE. CA., MAY 17, IMS JEDGES JOSH <nl ,U G i r l: “Why doesn't b»by ulk. father?" r , ltll .r: “He can't talk yet, dear. lU n E habic* never do." Small Girl: "Oh. ye*, they do.Job , 1( j Norse read me oui of the Bible , w job cursed the day he was bom!” ••He'll be sent up for ten days,” marked the skunk pensively led off his victim. CU-URSE5M , time 1 had a letter jm the little pirl I love, virned “Alva” and a “darling;” Written closely just above. Here’s -the dainty letter,— j .y now my heart does fill— ally is a letter not a tailor’s bill. W. I. F. SUFFICIENT Once upon an evening dismal 1 handed her a paroxysmal Kiss, and spoke her name baptismal, Spoke her name—it was Lcnorc; Ah. she was a .scrumptious creature, l.lj't, „( tongue and fair of feature, Hut. alas! I couldn’t teach her For she had been there before— An.i she winked at me and murmured, .Murmured the one word: “En- Only that—and nothing more. “Pinch me if I fall asleep,” mut tered the Stewed Stude as he lurched against the lamp post, and the Proud Mil j..n of the law proceeded to do ns hid. Mr-, do Style: “I suppose your daughter is to have her coming out I ill very soon, isn’t she?” Mr. Rose Quyck: “Oh, dear no! .My daughter has another year at school before becoming n dilitante, and will not make her debris until Mr. Smith came home very late • supper one evening. He called h - wife and told her to cook vorything there was in the house, "Why, John," she said, “what "w you so terribly hungry?" ' !':» not hungry,” he growled. “1m Jail is a place where lots of people are who ought to be; Where lots of people are, who ought not to be; Where lots of people are rmt, who ought to be; Where lota of people ore not, who ought not to be. WHY I kissed my darling May And never kept the score. She was sc sweetly gay, I kissed my darling May. » My face felt queer all day With rouge and paint galore I kissed my darling May, And never kept the score. W. I. F. He: “We don't see so much of you we used to, Mrs. Farleigh.” She: “No, my husband objects to low-cut dinner gowns.’’ “Have you figure lowance?” “No. What's the ing about nothing?" your al- n bother- SU5CR1BER SENDS CLIPPING The following poem wag mailed us by a reader of the Union Recorder from Asbum Georgia: THE HOME TOWN PAPER (By John Kelly, in Chicago Tribune) “When the evenin' meal is over an’ the dishes put away, An’ you settle down to store your mind with happening of the day, Comet* a peaceful feelin’ o’er you, brushin’ from your face a frown, As you scan the weekly paper from your ol' home town. “It tells you all about who’s sick 4 Feel Miserable This Spring? To Be Well Your Kidneys Must Function Properly. QPRING find you tired. nervou* D and depressed? Are you atilt and achy, subject to nagging backache, drowsy headache* and dizzv spell*? Arc kidney excretions too frequent, .canty or burning in passage? *<» often this indicates sluggish kidneys and shouldn't be neglected. _ Doan a Hills, a stimulant diuretic, increase the secretion of the kidneys and thus aid in the elimination ol waste impurities. Doan a are endorsed evciywhcre. your neighborI those who come an’ go, Likewise the cornin' vendue at the farm of Jabez Stowe; The burnin’ of the cider mill belong in’ to ‘Hub’ Brown, Gets a write-up m the paper from your ol' home town. "There ain't an entertainment or a meetin’ where they pray But what I know about it though I’m livin’ far away. If the chicken-pox is ragin’ or the mumps is goin’ roun’, I peruse it in the paper from my ol’ home town. I read the mornin’ papers an’ the evenin’ papers, too. An’ I sometimes pick a novel up an’ sort o* skip it through. But when I want some pabulum which nowhere else is foun* I unwrap the little paper from my ol’ home town. "They say our good an’ had deeds are recorded up on high. So that God inn classify us when it Comes our turn to die: If that he true, I know a man who's goin’ to wear a crown— HE’S THE GENT WHO RUNS THE PAPER IN MY OL’ HOME TOWN.” FOR RENT—One of the new st bungalows owned by Mr. Je*«ie Bone in West End. I remedial* session. Phone 223. 5-17-28 ANYBODY INTERESTED I. MoauKBtal Work Sec J. W. IVEY. Sexto*. He Repreiemli The McNeil Marble Co., The Urgeet In The Sooth, Ooe of The Older! end Larfeit ia America. MR. L- H. ANDREWS ON FISHING TRIP AT ST. SIMON'S Mr. L. H. Andrews went down to Augusta Sunday evening, to join a number of friends, who left -that city early Monday morning for a fishing trip of ten days on St. Simon’s Island. Mr. Andrews goes as a guest of his Augusta friends, who promised him the time of his life if he would ce- cept their invitation. It has been many years since Mr. Andrews has been on a fishing trip, and it can be safely predicted that he is haring the time of his life. Hotels its. CABLING. JmekMiDTUI*. rim. BBOADYIEW. rial M. LotiS. flL WOLIOSD. DMT I llr. 111. MOKOCT MOUNTAIN HOTEL. THE rnOENIX, Wijcrwi. On. DinklerHorelsJnc <g|S> •/ T,„ 5 years of service is only a starting point /orBuiCK- Skilled engineering and nigged construction make it the most durable of motorcars! Keep in mind when buying your new car, that more than three-quarters of all the Buick cars produced ia the leal twenty-five years are still serving their owners. 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