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UNION RECORDER. M1LLEDCEVILLE. GA.. SEPTEMBER 27. l»2t
WIU ROGERS SAYS:—
Mr.
PublsAsr:
plitting Ar*
Will Ropn sidr-
•• on Politic*. Writ.
IB,” Will Giv* Your ( C
Reader* Son.* Good Laugh*
Fov. C. M. Lipham, who has just
completed the erection of a magnif-
vent Methodist church building at
l Newnan, is preparing to make its
The voters now go to the poll* in opening a great occasion from Sep-
an automobile but they don’t carry ‘.ember 30th to October 7th. Bishop
any more in their head* than the | Candler will preach October 7th, and
old timer that wen: there on a mule, there will be dinner on the ground,
so the old Bunk that you cannot fool Mr. Lipham writes us that he will
the voter is the biggest Burk there be glad if his Milledgeville friends
is; he has been fooled all his life and will attend.
he will always be fooled. —
As the presidential candidate for irs GETTING HARDER TO HOLD
the “Anti-Bunk" party I refuse to, OUT EVERY DAY!
employ such old party campaign
nu'thodj. I am Frank and Ernest. j Athens, Sept 24.—(Autocaster)—
The politician tells the people that The Finance Minister has decided to
“I don’t have to tell you people what tax bachelors. This is partly with a
our party **ands for. We rely on nIc-w to stimulating marriage and
your sober judgment. We rest our partly to tap a new source of reve-
cme on your intelligence." Then he nuc.
goes on for two hours mere telling.
them what his party stands for. I When Measuring Cocoa
I don’t care how smart their audi- j Two tablespoon, of cocoa arc
cncc was. they couldn’t poss.hly equivalent to one square of choc...
know ’’What their party stood for. 'jlatc. Kcmember this when yon wish
The Supreme Court with all its div.d.[ t0 substitute cocoa for chocolate,
ed knowledge couldn't tell you whnt —— *
Mr. T. B. Coxwell was a member
of the Baldwin Delegation to the
Tenth District Democratic Conven
tion last Wednesday when the name
of Hon. Carl Vinson was put in nomi
nation. The name of Mr. Coxwell
was left out of the news story of the
convention last week through error.
He was one of the live wire
delegates at the convention and stood
strong with the members of
Baldwin delegation.
MONEY MAKERS—Diversify, stabi
lise and profit by growaig pecans.
Others are making it pay. You can
too. Write J. B. Wight, Cairo, Ga.
At. 9-20-28
Consult your Agent as you would
your Doctor or Lawyer.
C. H. ANDREWS & SON
“Nothing But Insurance”
eithei
od foi
• party
They both stand for “election.”
That’s about the only thing that y
can safely say they are for, in fact
they will both ‘stand ft>r" almost
murder, if they cun only get
We ire more “smart Alec" than
we ever were, but we are no smart
er. We read more and we hear more
over the radio, but the stuff we read
the stuff we hear don’t make us any
smarter.
For the people- that write it, and
the ones that talk it out ove:
radio are no smarter than the
that used to have to hand down the
dope for our old fore-fathers.
There is just as niany half
voting Republican today because their
fathers voted that way as there ever
was.- There is just as many voting
Democratic because they have heard
their folks tell about how the Re
publicans treated them during the
war, as there ever was.
If the voter is as smart as they
say, why do they have to tell him
anything, why do they have litera
ture, md campaigns, and speeches?
Why does each party have to spend
A million dollars trying to buy votes
with propaganda?
The oldest form Bunk in the
world is to say how “Well informed
the voters arc and that they can’t be
milled by our opponents.” .We have
bathtubs, airships, four wheel brakes;
reducing pills, manicurist
cornets, and Prohibition.
But I doubt if at any time during
the history of the world were we ever
a* down right dumb ns we are today.
—WILL ROGERS.
SAM BLAND PURCHASES
MILLER FARM
Mr. Sam Bland has purchased the
Frank Miller Farm, 415 acres, in
the Wcitetra part of the County. Mr.
Bland will establish a dairy
extensive plan.
Notice
The Milledgeville Clearing House Association, the four
Banks of the city comprising the membership, wish to make
the following announcement in persuant of a rule adopted
at a recent meeting of the association:
Banks have for a long time realized their losses from
small! checking accounts—the smaller the balance and more
active the accounts, the greater the loss. In applying a service
charge, it is not a matter of making money, but saving it. We
feel that the unprofitable account should at least bear part
of the loss incident to carrying it on the books, and we
sincerely trust the charge will not have to be applied to a
single account. We trust that customers carrying a balance
of $50.00 or less will increase their balances so as to enjoy
the service of the bank free, as heretofore, and without
entailing loss to the banks. The co-operation of friends and
customers in eleminating losses of this kind is asked. One
of the weakest points in the southern business world is the
fact that a large proportion of our people are accumulating
neither money or property. The first duty of every one,
in a business way, is to gain financial independence, and
this can be done only by saving a part of what we make. It
is our hope to see every bank patron have money ahead for
emergencies, opportunities, or for current use as the case may
be.
MILLEDGEVILLE CLEARING HOUSE ASSOCIATION
Milledgeville Banking Co. Exchange Bank
Merchants & Farrmers Bank First National Bank
Saturday, October 6th—
your last chance to buy this refrigerator
on our special time-payment plan!
GENERAL fp ELECTRIC
Refrigerator
only
$10
down-
balance in
30 months
"Makes'it Safe’to be Hungry”
T HERE are just a few more days in which
you may take advantage of the unusu
ally attractive terms now being offered to
our customers for the purchase of General
Electric Refrigerators.
No longer need you be without this food-
saving, health-protecting electrical servant.
New dishes can be prepared with ease . . .
old dishes take on new flavor . . .house
keeping becomes more economical.
Come to our store before October 6th
— let us explain our time-payment plan!
GEORGIA POWER COMPANY
A CITIZEN WHEREVER WE SERVE
Oklahoma Lady Gives Inter
esting Account of Long
Use of Black-Draught
In Her Home.
Bageeyah. Okla—“I have taken
Black-Draught ever since I was a
child, and can recommend It as a
splendid medicine for family use"
says Mrs. Cora Mabcrry. of this
place. "My mother used it, in
bringing up her family, Rnd after
I had a home of my own, I con-
"My children did not mind taking
Black-Draught, and so when they
got upset with stomach spells, or
were constipated. I gave them
Black-Draught tea.
“If I found that they were tak
ing cold. I was quick to start giving
them Black-Draught, as it helped
them to throw off the impurities
and have homes of their own, but
I still keep Black-Draught in the
house and use it myself when I wake
up in the morning feeling dull and
‘headachey". and have a bad taste
In my mouth.
“Black-Draught Is a simple rem
edy for constipation, and I prefer
It to others because it Is purely
vegetable. I always feel better af
ter I have taken a course of it."
In use over 87 years. NC-191
BLACK’DR AUGHT
RIGHT
ALWAYS ALL WAYS
GLORIA
SUPREME HIGH PATENT
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IS ALSO AVAILABLE TO YOU IN SELF RISING FLOUR
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Milledgeville, Georgia