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UNION RECORDER, MILLEDCEVILLE, CA., DECEMBER 13, l»M For Men To Peruse Items of Interest lurid part of the spcctroi as their clothing is concerned. How ever, it won’t be long i Kuppenneimer’s pres* nounces that men will be wearing “rich shades of reddish brown, heliotrope, magenta, bright blue- __ greens and blue-grays patterned af- MECHANICAL MEN PROVE TO BE ] ,or P®* 1 ® uni,c "™ “ f Fr " n " m ’ There will be, he solemnly ■ informs VALUABLE SUBSTITUTES j ' K , u with poari but- Ions, fawn colored trou»*rs, silk top pers of tan and gray and waistcoats of all hues of the rainbow, ttich as were worn during pre-Civil War days. These waistcoats (the term yes* will not do for such butterfly gar ment.') are going to be the brightest and more salcablc-by givin* ll » I «>»•"* the gamp Uw>I wllh- ., . ou t any prodding from wardens or Ofu-p.s c __..w,ki-S,|l'olher officials and thus release the y„, have. held out remark Mjmnil for , ctK , dut y among the their traditional scorn of '>>'">»" hunt e„ n „ d thc „ who do Ml ,k lurid oart of the spectrum a. the birds for sport's sake. The hunters are urged not to ex- j ceed the bng limit and to obtain per mission of landowners before hunt ing on lands other than their own. The most valuable invention of the modem age ip that of the mechanical man. It is a known fact that routine work is done more and more by ma chine* Hut soig? of these machines are assuming nn appearance that caricatures the. human form, ore . ,, . ... ,, . • 1 snots in a wardrobe like an oldfash- * peaking with the human voice, and 1 , • • * ■ peifonning tasks that have hitherto ' ,oru ’‘* ^ “" ef c required the services nf cr.-atur-’s that . “Many of the smartest dressud men think That is to say, that th- new i:t America,” we are told, “will he crcsturv made in the shape of a roan f en wearing bright checked Tatter hut made of wood and filled with I ll! waistcoats of both single and wires, batteries, fuses, and many double breasted styles and linen w other electrical appliances w»II now assume the duties of man in the greater part of his routine work. This new creature will prove to be of the greatest importance to the social world since the laboring man will now he able to spend more of his time and energy in his social activities. iofe jwistel shades of baby blue, pale pink and possibly apple green."—Macon Telegraph. WHY DO MEN RAISE HATS? BEWARE OF DIMPLES Dimple? are slight depression- or the cheek or chin says Funk and Wag nail. It has been said that milady’: dimples arc defects caused by faulty construction or weakness of cheek muscles. Some contend that dimples are the most interesting fea ture of a smile. A smile is sunshine, and sun.'hinc in what makes the world go. Then, are dimples defects? Are dimples fatal? Yes, very ^ptal to men! Slyly a dimple peeks slowly from a smooth, soft cheek—a heart is ingulfed. And thus, a mi seemingly unusual intelligence, .-trong physique, and of u most manly r tun* falls dead—in love, in love wi the dimple and its surroundings. Du . Is have been clashed out a: t point of sabers for the sake of dimple. Hearts have been broken— all for a "slight depression on left cheek of milady." Should, the dimple by chance of a sparkling, t?i QUEST THAT MADE MEN WANDERERS ON EARTH We do not always realize how ! great a part habit play’s in our daily Two of our best known mechanical | lives. The gentleman of today, I blue eye, all is lost, no power can men are Eric and his cousin, Televox. j when he greet** a lady on the street, five. For the young man who first The latter is even an improvement of 1 raises his hat. This is not a particu -oes this dimple, all hopes are futile; the former, since it is possible for 1 lnrly graceful custom, nor is it in nothing can rescue him from its peril. Televox to receive his orders by tele- rainy weather an altogether hygienic Within a few months marriage ensues phone and to carry them out by elec-! one; hut it has been in vogue among Dan Cupid talleys the result on his .rical movements. the people of western Europe for second hook as another hero for the It might l»e added that the new many centuries. It is a hnhit that dimple cause, inventio nis of most convenience to 1 began in the days of chivalry. At Florence Roger?, a few weeks ago, the feminine sex rince theie is nl-ithat time it was necessary for a ’ captivated the heart of every G. S. way* the desired response in the ac-l knight to raise his visor to show his C. W. girl. When she walked jovial- tion of this new type of man. What! countenance and disclose his identity, ly to the center of the rostrum on lady would no. thrill ut the idea of — the senior “show-off” day, not a girl picking up a telephone and having HUNTING SEASON ALLOWS MEN present realized the crisis that was her orders obeyed immediately at the THEIR FAVORITE SPORT quickly approaching; no one knew other end of the wire? , the danger. Quickly, Florence used Cherry yelps of birds dogs, the her weapon, the dimple, and It was four o'clock of a Monday -afternoon, The-man, shabby, worn hammox sad-eyed, sat down upon a park bench. Compassionately, the kind-hearted d man watched him. “He is just e sort of a poor, hopeless wretch who might shoot himself in the park," thought the kind old gentleman. “I shall watch him carefully," his decision. The shabby man wiped his face carefully. And then, alas. His hand went slowly to his right hip pocket. The sympathetic old man sprang up just in time. “I’m a wanderer over th«* face of the earth." murmured the shabby man, brokenly. “A lonely, weary, wanderer.” “How is that?” asked the old man, tears in his eyes. “Eleven years ago today," continu ed the shabby man in a dreary mono tone “my wife sent me out with u piece of lace to match to finish mak. ing a present, and liie told me not to come home without it I am still trying to match it" With .a sympathetic look the old gentleman said nothing, but pulled out seven samples of lace from his own pocket.—Swainsboro Forest Bladp. PLASTER PROTECTOR To keep f the plaster from cracking when a pail into .t^x, wall, dip tlie nail firs’ into very hot'water in jjhile hot and still wet f GIN NOTICE W* bujr wad cotton, cotton farm prod nets at CHANDLER BROS. Fifty nations fly the Red Cross flag for all it carrie# the symbolic manning of fcelji in time pf distress; of health preservation; d!k«ase pre vention, and iaicmoiional^co-opera- tion in' humane effort, which rpc 0 . gnizes no frontier, no difference ir language, but only me»*ciful help for all men. COLORS FOR MEN’S CLOTHES We art* alrcudy getting used to brightly tinted kitchen ware, stoves, furniture urni such , things, which have always been hjack, white or some dull shnic dnVW'own. Women’s wear get garnii(j£ and gaudier, with in and withdu^ Automobiles, which only a few |U>ath*'ugu were UU per t en: sola r \^h fcyjai*. now ns brilliant tingling “whirr-whirr” of flut tering coveys of quuil and the stac cato hangs of shotguns in all part' of Georgia now signify to the world that hunting season is in full swing. Although report*, have been re ceived that Ijeavy floods ir. southern and middle Georgia in the spring de stroyed many of the nests of the hirdr, later reports show that there will be a plentiful supply of garni* . .tropical J^rtygEvery day^pome- this year. v . body Xfl*aa old commonplace -The opinion of officialf is that all tide PROOF! Jeff: “Everything comes who waits.” Hank: "Yeah! That’s how I got a ticket for ‘parking’ today!”—-New York Central Line.** magazine. Jesse Lasky thsr** will be turcs. And \\ they have beer says that in five years no silent motion pic- e have been thinking mighty loud all these Nicaragua wonders why the Unit ed States didn't call on them, for help during it3 “lection period. the attack that the entire audience was disarmed immediately. Within a few days the casualty list pictured the results without favori- It will take more than a straw tism: i vote to determine the world’y great- “Miss Florence Rogers is unani- est football team. mously elected the happiest girl of ; tfcs senior class at G. S. C. W.” j We often wonder how a cow can Ju-t ns we are to beware the eyes of ' he contented when it has to look at maids j all the back* of bill boards. That so easily ensnare, j — —— So are We U> beware the dimples qfj Campaigning by radio proves that maids, j ether is more or less fatal.—The At- For some hearts mend slow—beware! lanta Constitution. tzxxxzzzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx: M X X H x M X M X x X M H x M X X N M H M N YTTTZTTXXZ'XZXYXTXXXyXXTXTXa Pay Your Tax Only 4 Days Before Books Close L. D. SMITH Tax Collector Extra! CHRISTMAS VALUES Great Reduction on Seasonable Items Special-Men’s Jaeger Flannel Skirts and Drawers Special 50c. Heavy Gotten Union Suits 98c Men’s Jaeger Thread Extra Heavy Union Suits. Special 98c Special Men’s Best Work Shoes $4.50 and $5 values. The Best shoe for heavy wear. Special $3.50 Yard Wide Outing 15c. Extra Heavy 36 in Outing usu- 1 ally sold for 20c. Special IOC EVERY PU,»LM B l: SATISFACTORY OR YOOR MONEY REFUIQEO - CHEERFULLY