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UNION RECORDER, MILL^PCEViLLE, GA., DECEMBER IM>1^ NELLE WOMACK HINES CHRISTMAS TREE ON CAMPUS G. S. a Clause is scheduled to visit C. W. earlier than usual this year. Plans art* being made for planting a large Christmas tree on the campus in front of Terrell Hall. It is to be decorated with many col ored electric lights. On Thursday night, December 2(J, the girls will .s.wcmblc around the tree each carrying a lighted candle. A delightful program has been planned. The Christmas carols will 1m* sung by the entire group. FOR RENT Apartment, In ooe of tike nut desirable Sections in the City Phene 3SZ-J. Look who’s here! ! . Strange thing's happen. Would you have believed it? Here I am honobbing along in the old Union Recorder with Will Rogers who says all he knows is what he wes in tho papers. I can’t claim to be in tho same class with Will, but I’d hate for some of the things I know to get into the papers. I do hope Johnny Spcn Grand Old Telegraph column—Johnny spoke to and I do love to say in a way—“yes indeed, I knov he’s had me in his colun twice—” jus’, like that. • of PRECAUTION The family was seated at the table enjoying de*sert. "I think I’ll take my tomorrow’s share now,” said fa ther jokingly, as he helped himself t.i a second slice of cake. Jean, an only child, glanced cov etously at the one remaining piece on the plate. “I’ll take my piece now, too.” she said quickly, “before father gets hh day-after-tomorrow’s s h a r e.”— Swains boro Forest Blade. this me or.ee- TIMBER FOR SALE—Timber on i off hand 600 acres, mostly hard wood. Known Johnny as old Tucker place on Oconee n once or Ri.cr. Al.. olW tr.cl., J. L. Sib !”»• 12-S.2B 21. He took « SPECIALIZED And I hope Billy Sullive of the So- OOCK>O-eOC'OOO0<K»X>-5«O3KfCK«5O vunnah Pros, sees it too. Billy "did me dirt” once upon a little Georgia poen turned my “sunshine” into "moon shine." and my "sparkling dew” in to “mountain dew” und you can imagine what happened to all parties concerned. I’ve got it in for Billy. SPOTS BEFORE tit Miner Had Dark Spots Befor Eyes. Felt Dull, Tired, Achy. Doesn’t Get Down Any More. Somerset. Ky—Telling how he v • known of the men: of TheiUui - Black-Draught since he was n br.\ Mr. Albert Garland, of th! • < recently said: “I used to work in the mi:” but lost quite r. bit of time on : count of tne sick .spells I had. would get to navmg a bad ta in my mouth, and a very dull. t;v would i like I rra., “I took i to get dizzy I would si drunk iicine. but didn't ’ be:te ) try B SERVICE— C. H. ANDREWS & SON. :her told i . Draught, which I did. and ri: few doses I felt much better. : I take it as soon as I feel the 1>. bad. and I don’t get down. I . cr- tainly can say that it has ri.r.' more for me than ar.v other ; cine I have ever taken. “I never se* wither. Draught. If I go on a visit, a package alui b m my suit-tv.:. My health is better now titan : has been in years, and I believe :: is the use of Black-Draught iha. did it” *; Black-Draught is prepared iron, medicinal roots and herbs, of hip est quality. Try It. “Nothing But In Right Now is the Right Time RIGHT HERE IS THE RIGHT PUCE TO BEGIN YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING You can selecl leisurely from a full stock. We will reserve any item for you until Christmas. Purchases from our stock are certain to give perfect satisfaction on Christmas morning. Williams & Ritchie MILLEDCEVILLE, GA. I'm just wondering if having my name above this column makes me t-iigibk- to membership in the Geor gia Press Association—here’s hoping. Now cast your eye up at the head ing of this column. Isn't that classy? The picture doci/nt look much like me—but then all my friends know how 1 look—so what’s the odds? In talking it over—the editor mys to me —“guess we’d better have your pic ture, at the top—nearly all the columnist do—and it will help fill up anyhow.” And then we begun to talk about the matter and he says “now name some of the subjects you'll diucuss, I’d like to get a line on what you think you’ll use for a month or two,” and right then I begun to start to back out. “My word, man, do you think you can tie a woman down like that? I’m going to be a. free lance and write what ever comes up first I may debate the subject as to which is of the most importance I to the cat—it’s whiskers or its tail— | or then again I may write some “open letters” to various fo'lka like Will Rogers does to Mr. Coolidge, for you can say pretty much what you wont to this way and nobody gets mad. If the President doesn’t—wc can’t afford to” and so forth and so on. So you see I bea; the boss to it when he wanted to t.c me down to sub jects that mayle I didn’t know any thing about at all. Sometimes it might be best to discuss questions that have two sides and write in such a way that no matter what you say folks on both sides will agree with you. I don’t know whether that would entitle a fellow to tke name ol a “politician” or a “diplomat.” II couldn't b? both—could it? A politi cian “stirs up” and a diplomat “smooths down”—so I feucss the best thing for me to do is to swim to the .'’..ore—I am already getting water over my head. And so it was that “the boss” and I stopped jus't short of blows when I explained to him that to have a set subject was just like introducing] a follow and saying “now Mr. So-and | -so—will make us a funny speach.” Poor th»ng he wouldn’t be able to find a joke if he had a p:ck in his pocket And so in winding up the argument —all of it on the boss’s side 1 usm you—for 1 already knew what I t going to do—I said—“you see I will just write about this—that und the otht-r.’’ Then he jumped up and cracked his heels together (every body who believes that—mail dollar I and cried—“that's the phant's parasol! That's what we’ll j >'fj' call your column—“TKi!*—That—and | the Other”—that’s great!” ! syt So you see friends, that it is’ntjM my fault that such a broad subject! was selected—it was Fate. I am yet I ^ (j trying to decide as to whether the j boss didn’t put something over on me Lj and tie me down anyway. Is this'E^l first column about This—or is itjPl about That? Or—is it about the M an't decide—and all am nearly to the but- • XXxxxxxxxXXXXXXXX x mmtTTTT> “His Favorite Store” Is Ready to Serve You! ik« "McMillan- p™™ BURNT IN OUR CONTINUOUS KILNS There i? No Waste in Our Bricks. W< tf.kc Quick Sklua.cl. in An, Qu.ntil,. RICH GI.O FACE BRICK—EIRE BRICK—COMMON BRICK MiliedgeviileBrickWorksCo \ M1LLEDGEVILLE, GA. Established 1883 by J. W. McMillan. t Belle McMillan. Vice-Presiden Beautiful SILK NECKWEAR THAT SUGGESTS CHRISTMAS GAIETY $1 to $3 A GREAT HELP N H >< M M M M H Mi. M M N'| M | M §! FINE MADRAS AND SATEEN IN PATTERNS WITH PLENTY OF COLOR Handkerchiefs SIMPLY DESIGNED SINGLE INITIALS EM- BROIDED ON FINE LINEN. OiliERS WITH PLENTY OF COLOR. FOR HIM YOU WILL WANT TO SELECT A GIFT THAT WILL CAUSE ADi.iiRATION FOR YOUR CHOICE AND BE OF GOOD USE TO THE RECIPIENT. WE OFFER i 'ANY HANDSOME ARTICLES WHICH WILL BE SURE TO IN- VOKE HIS WARM APPRECIATION. PEER LESS QUALITY AND PRICES THAT YOU’LL ENJOY PAYING. Shop Early GLOVES GIVE HIM GLOVES AND YOU WILL GIVE HIM A REMINDER OF YOUR GOOD WISHES AND AFFECTION. to any woman is the laundry that can relieve her of the cares of the weekly wash day. No more depending on un reliable laundresses, no more worries about the weather. Nothing to do but make up a package and let us call for it. Delivered, of course. Milledgeville Laundry and Dry Cleaners PHONE 440 JOHN SHOP EARLY AT PLENTY HIS FAVORITE HIm IsWIAf q OF STORE ’ iiULLUIflHi j HOLIDAY BOXES The Men’s Store HE’LL BE PLEASED WITH YOUR SELEC TION IF IT IS ONE OF OUR FINE SILK MUFFLERS.