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UNION RECORDER. MI1XEDCEV1LLE, CA., DECEMBER Jr, 1921 SOMETHING FOR FLORIDA TH £ OLD SPANISH TRAIL y s NOT MILITARISTIC young MEN. OLD WOMEN A suggestion for Gongress, Republicans now in charge, florida has gone Republican becomes debatable territory, not do something for Florida? GO TO BED STORIES “Are you going to make any New Year’s Revolutions? ' ::sked B '• r Rabbit of his good wife one evering. ‘‘You mean ’resolutions,’ my d r , 1 '.led Mother Rabbit “ies. yes! I was th : tiking of the lie uiution of 1876." arid Br’er Rabbit “I don’t know what .he matter is with you tonight. You mean the ‘Revolution’ of 177C! don’t you?" i»i, Rabbit pushed his glasses on the top of his head and remarked: “I gueas you're right I always remember the last two figures, b* - cause seven und six are thir;een and . there were thirteen original states w j*b 11*' the Union. But how about your that r « so,ut '°ns? I guess that is right. ; "I really hadn't thought about j un >’. but that doesn’t keep you from j making some,—you usually break First again! Repeal a law diacrimin.tin,:' answered[Mother Rabbit, riorids in the way of tax,- i ,h ?’*> ok "P h «.knitting. ^ practically nullifyinK Flori.'a| ' ou “ lk ■ 1,k « resolot.oae were rtth't t. enact it. own legialatioi,. j *£*£** m Second: Let the National Govern-] J™ to start an arju- n Ann.iiH nn . in! ment ‘ asked his good wife. Lake Okcchobee. lake caused greatest damage recent high wind. That w.as c the fact that the Federal authori ties compelled Florida to keep the lake waters at a certain height for navigation purposes. With or without the nation’s help, nothing will check the growth of Florida, or permanently injure its prosperity. If the people of Florda knew as well as outsiders do what their pros perity and values must inevitably be, they wouldn’t SELL ANYTHING. Temperature more than forty de gree- below zero in the Northwest reminds- the East that the Old Span ish Trail is now open from the Enri C< . - region and on through Arizona to Southern California with good roads. Only two ferries* between At lantic and Pacific. The trip takes you through North ern Florida, past the Old Spanish Missions of energetic modern San Antonio. And once well started, you can leave your motor out of doors and sleep out of doors. No more freezing until you come back to the Northeast Certainly not, but it is an empire, good sold one, all tied together, from the northwestern tip of Alaska to the southeastern tip of Florida. And it means to be ready for un pleasant approaches by anybody that is militaristic. any argu- n resolution not inents in our family." "It takes two to make an argument so why don’t YOU make the same resolution?” Br’er Rabbit was thoughtful for a moment and then he said: “I have already made mine and if you think I break them, then I better just have one resolution and let it go at that.’’ "Well, what is your resolution for New Year’s?" "When I dig a hole in the ground, I’m not going to leave any dirt on top of the hole." Thin remark started Mrs. Rabbit O laughing and she had to take off her glasses and wipe them. “That’s the funniest thing I ever heard of,” ."he gasped between luughs. No, it isn’t,” replied Br’er Rabbit, appearing grieved. "Then, how are you going to dig hole .and not leave any dirt on the top of the ground?" ’m going to start at the bottom!” said the old fellow, proudly. Just at that moment there were two voices henrd up-stairs. “You two better get into bed!" fhoift'.d Mother Rabbit to her bun- "Wc ARE in bed—that’s of it mi JO i . :o :*>>x»o*ioo<Kiooa —D O C T O R— fb;: ;:c r, NE sw: would be prevented by , consider*, j -So you were in Germany, eh? tion of the futur:-. And what did you think of their trick Every deed to be judged not only : .* by its present advi? ability, but ^ |^ oT77ol^^^win ^ how it bears on our whole cr. ,r. , a riaiti <>f rwil botr r The Ti. Bindci Mary had a little cram— Ming in her math to do And everywhere that Mary we Her algebra went too. She carried i. to class the day Es.m, in progress were, And since the teurher found it there else, something »ou and I cnnnol ... We haven't hoard from her. derstund. It is never quite safe to say you comprehend just what a pro- Ham—"Poor Favers got the Mtage feasor means; he rather resents it, fright the other night after the first but. » 8 I was saying, what he meant, should Soma professor, I noticed th«- oth- dny in the public prints, referred man as the time binder. I take it that what he meant is —though, of course, being a pro fessor, he probably meant something performance.” Let—How was that? Ham—He married her. might, could, would have meant is thia: Stones, sticks and all lifeless things ——— “re fixed, helpless and cannot move Old-fashioned Emily: "I am the °f themselves. They are the.bound, happiest woman in the world. I am So are the plants and all vegetable marrying the man I want." forma of life. Modern Friend: "Yes, but true Animals are space binder*; that is, happiness comes to a girl by marry- they con move from place to place] somebody else wants." and by their power of motion can hind together things remote. You can keep all the kisses I gave Mon is also a space binder, bemuse Y ou: , °f his power of locomotion; but he is ou can keep every golden more. He tan remember thingo in caress? ' the past, and he can look forward to You can keep all the eweet tricks I events in the future. B iby Clicks For Sale i | FROM OID STOCK BIRDS—HEALTHY—VIGOROUS-CHICKS Now is the lime to make money op. chickens—Hatches off each Monday. Plac your order early. R. E. LONG THOROUGHBRED BARRED ROCKS—RODE ISLAND REDS— WHITE LEGHORNS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTT taught you, And the jokes yo fesa. You can keep whatsoever you for; 1 Hence he is u time binder. Man differs from the lower animals I because he preserves his past experi- e ences. He lives not only now, but all about his now flutter flock? of M.v loving, the parties you threw: yesterday; from his now mountain he But please send me back what 1 1 am missing— The cold cash I wasted o Mary: “Dad, that young man with the knickers kissed me wh-»n we went, through the tunnel." Father: "Heavens! Why didn’t you tell f at .... — long tomorroV vistas. ! He is eternully planning. In pro- j portion as he binds hte future to • him he becomes more of a man ir , every way. i Many a silly word would be re strained, and many a hulk action THE SOUTHLAND DAIRY CORP., OF ATLANTA Will Operate a Cream Station at Chandler Bros. Grocery Company every Monday begining December 24. We pay the highest cash prices for Sour Cream. All Cream given an accurate and correct test. Mary: “Oh, but Dad, 1 thought thia .* might be' some more Funnels." txxzxxzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L:t there be light," murmured th*; raven haired beauty as she drew forth the peroxide bottle. our New Year’s Revolutions, to get into bed on time," shouted Billie and Bobbie Bunny. "I guess I’ll never hear the end of that ‘revolution’ business," sigh ed Br’er Rabbit, as he began to look for his glasses which were on the top of his head all the time! A Massa< husetts woman, aged six ty, former y assistant pastor of a j First Chri? tian Church, marries her ( twenty-one-year-old Sunday school j pupil, and the world criticizes. The boy*y mother says, “I am sor ry for him.” The bride’s thirty-year- old son says, "Mother must have been crazy." Atlanta’s Most Modem Hotel Plato, wise philosopher, would not criticize the couple. More than 2,000 years ago he said that older women should keep very j young men out of mischief. 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