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i? UNION RECORDS*. MILLIDGEVtLLE. GA-, JANUARY *1, ^zrf, - COWS AND MEN. WHAT NAME FOR HOOVER? THE DUKE BROTHERS. FARMERS IN JAPAN. .Moiwjaw. Saskatchewan, gave a dinner to Ben. H. Thomson in honor ,.f his Holatein-Friesian cow, Canary Cordyk;*. They both deserved. The Saskatchewan Government bought the cow for *10,000. GO TO BED STORIES By Patmtr Smith All the Birds in the Forest wen Jabbering away one morning wher • h .• .anies came hopping dowr the path. • i *. - , we could ret exon xfcl v ,!. iy Bird,- i-aid Bobbin - terrible—it’s awful makes you feel bod when it' er." answered Billie Bunny, sitting v. n and looking very thoughtful. -What would you suggest doing t Canary’ •* world's champion in but ter far and gives enough milk in n day tu last the average family a month. Ir. SO' day's, this wonder cow produced 1,080 pounds of butter and 26,300 pounds of milk. . lest He proving ligenn tins, m we improve ly tim* can do that, e is slow. The average intel- in the British House of Com- . oday. according to I«ecky, i« lower than tire average of all the free men in Athens. 3,000 years ago. Science goes ahead, man stays about where he was. a little less brutal, n little less selfish. If American call President Cool- idge “the silent President" what will they call Mr. Hoover? He has been elected President of the United State.', will begin his work in less then two month 1 , has been in Wash ington several days a' work. How mu.h has he talked? Not at all. Eight years more of business with out conversation will suit this coun- tiy very well. We have had, at vari ous times, considerable periods of conversation without business. usually they must leave the farm to Benjamin N. Duke, who died yes terday morning in his Fifth Avenue house in New York, began .as a farm er, working with his brother, James Duke, on their father’s farm. They •.Tew ohacco. started a small factory, introduced cigarette making machin ery. and made hundreds of millions. And. farmers note this, they bossed th • middle man instead of being bossed by him. Ask Mr. Hill of the American Tobacco Company or Mr. Belt of Lorillard's how that is done. American farmers have their troubles, farmers in Japan have worse Whin our farmers complain Gov ernment at least MAKES PROM ISES. When thousands of Japare. e peas- j arts marched to expres* dnatiific- j tier, forty were sho dead and many An nnxicatod lady toid the Judge her trouble was duv to an alcohol , rub. She had swallowed rsothinp. Doctors said it was just possible, the j judgi excused her. A genilenan. very drunk, led in by the pHireman. tcld the jiid'jc, “'«*-• eatir svhll drinking ire cream soda.” They M Prohibition develops new excuse-. W. A. Walker & Co’s., is the place to buy what bungles, wagons, all kind of harness and plow gear you need, for they have a large and pret ty stock to select from, and are sell ing very cheap. See them and get bargains cheap. 1-3-29 4t. ing I"!:* * on us and we ought to something to him—something he ^ never forget,” said Bobbie, sift down aN«. “I- Mister Jay Bird vain ab Ilo'-bie became very thoughtful fore he a.. wered: ”1 think he very proud of his head piece—the of his head. He is always cock hi* head this way and that. Perhaps wo could—” “I hav• it!” cried Billie. “Let’s ! paint his head a different color and ee whit happens." “What do you think will happen?” “The other bird.' will have nothing o do with him, or they wil Imake it hot for him when they see he is dif ferent. Nothing in this jrorld at tracts attention like something differ ent. You watch and see." Wi’.h this Billie got up and started off, follow ed l»y Bobbie. Soon they were under the tree where Msiter Jay Bird was seated “W« were just discussing you,” be gan Billie. "We were thinking how very beautiful you would be if your head were yellow instead -of blue. Have you ever thougnt of that? Come and look at yourself *n the brook and see. Then let us put some yellow mud on your head end you will see the imndsornest bird in the Forest.” When Mister Jay Bird heard this, he hopped down from the limb on which he was sitting and came over to w here the Bunnies were. “Do you really think I would be handsome—as handsome as the Stel lar Jay?” he asked. “I know you would be, so why de lay?” Away flew the bird to thi edge of the brook and the Bunnies hopped after him. He looked into the wa ter, putting his heud this way and that. Finally he said: “Go ahead— put on the yellow.” COULDNT SLEEP Louisiana Lady States That The First Bottle of Cards Sbe Took, Helped Her. Montgomery, La—“I was In a dreadfully run-down condition." sax's Mrs. Charles L. Lacroix, of this city. “I suffered a great deal of pain. I was in misery all over. I could not sit up and I could not lie down. 1 couldn’t sleep and at times I would ha\o dreadful vomiting spells. The aches and pains seemed to cover my whole body. *•I hud taken Curdul, oil and on, since 1B03. It had always dcr.c me pood, so when I cot in tills bad con dition, I thought I would take it again. “One night, my husband brought me home six bottle- of Cardul and I besan to take it. I could teil that I was unproving from the first bot tle. but I kept on taking the medi cine. for I kne . that I needed a tonic that would build me up and and run-down. That Is exactly what Cardul did for me. Alter I had finished the sixth bottle I felt fine. I feci truly thankful for what Cardul lias done for me, for I could net have gone on living in the des perate condition I was in.” Cardul is a harmless extract cf valuable, medicinal herbs, and acts as a strengthening tonic. xc-?oo faaygg The Bunni. took same yellow mud TWO CENTS LESS FOR GASOLINE and rubbed it on Mister Jay Bird’s head and awn he flew to where the said if they were permitted, to out a other bird* w« still pabbering away. 20,000 gallon tank under the street Aa won : ter Jay Bird'-* neigh- «urb, thev could »etl gas two cent* ; l»ara saw him • .:h hi* unusual head- deeper . E.llrn. 11 you buy the I dram, th“> ... ran to mio.e hi- !:fe Ccnn propret on Green and Wlkin- : mi-erabic. \ called all the other - street, vou can run a pipe line birds In tk- lest and adcui they the curb, l.nd fill one of tho.e 1 were ywc.-: rg Mister Jay Bird and hit 20.000 tani;* from the tank cars ] noon the. dm mm out of thi For- parked on Wavne street.) to your | filing station on that corner vou will | Wht tunnies saw his, they Cel the trade if you cut the price 1 sat down and began to wonder what twe cents a vallon. There a almost they could do to remedy thngs. ’•Rev net- i terrible. I tell you. corner, eventually. See J. L. SIBLEY But a r.-ange thing happened very .oon. FOR SALE—Two .now whit, collie pups, whose grand sire does stunts in SperL'. Circu, end untie i. Prwei- FOR REHT— h good farm with good dent Coolid,. 1 . pel. Phone 44. Mr.. hay bottom. Aptly to Mrs J. W. W. H. Blank., ?. O. No. ,6. Mil. McMillan. Phone 462. 1-24-29 3t. ledgeville, Ga. 1-24-29 pd. 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