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UNION RECORDER, M1LLEDGEVILLE, C*., MARCH 7. ll» \th RECOR Through fog, sleet and rain roared a slender cigar shaped monoplane to a new coast to coast non-stop transcontinental record of 18 hours, 22 minutes. The plane, a Lockheed Vega, was skillfully piloted by Capt. Frank M. Hawks. He used Texaco Aviation Gasoline and Texaco Air plane Oil. Just as these two products are specialized for the air, so are Texaco Golden Motor Oil and the new and better Texaco Gasoline specialized for your car. Every day. on the roads of every State they are breaking mileage and quick starting records. Each is as perfectly fitted for its particular job as science and special refining processes can make it. THE TEXAS COMPANY, TEXACO PETROLEUM PRODUCTS MOTOR OIL iTexaco Red Star with the Green T HIGH TEST If you aren’t using the new and better Texaco Gasoline now, it’s high time you started. In every particular it is a “high test” gasoline. Starts easily, responds like a flash, and is there with plenty of power. Best of all, it is easy on the valves and forms a very mini mum of carbon. The NEW ond BETTER YUS^g® GASOLINE FORMS A DRV OAS O UR pu. p now signals a new -*d Letter motor fuel— _.i r.nti-knock gasoline without poison—and a "high test” gasoline. The result—better, far better, motor work. L. D. SMITH South Wsjrne Grocer COLLEGE HILL SERVICE STATION Tire?, Batteries, Repair, Paint : ub a few on your hand There is no poison or added chemical substance in the new exaco. Test its volatility on sfac, ;r- and “ your R. C. SMITH better TlI2S^<g© GASpuw JEDGES JOSH “So yon met Alice today?” "Yes, I hadn't seen her for ten years.” “Has she kept her girlish figure?” “Kept it? She’s doubled it.” —SELECTED. PRESIDENT HOOVER ENDORSES C. M. T. C. “See how the mast* of men worry themselves into nameless graves, while here and there a great uifsel- fish soul forgets himself into immor tality.” —EMERSON. Our new President, Herbert Hoover had this to say about Citizens’ Mili tary Training Camps: “The experi ence of eight years has thoroughly justified the establishment of these centers for the voluntary training of the youth of the nation. They plan of democratic government, and have made their own place in our I look with hope and confidence te their continued and increasing ase- fulness.” When making this statement Presi dent Hoover voiced not only his own opinion but also that of organised labor, of capital and of religious and educational bodies. For the past eight years, as re ported by the Military Training Camps Association in non-political civilian agency, 234, 358 young men the camps while for.’* BACK TO PAY A blonde flapper called at the hos pital the day after an accident. “I want to see the young man who ! have been enrolled t was injured in th e auto wreck last. 372.293 applied for such enrollment, night,” she said. In eight years the number of “Are you the girl who was with camps increased from ten to fiftv- him?” asked the dainty young hos- 1 one. So pronounced and obvious pital nurse. ; have been the benefits that no ef- “Yes,” was the reply, "and I ( fcctive dissenting voice has been thought it was only right to come raised against them. To oppose them and give him the kiss he was trying is generally con-idercd as ridiculous Jas to oppose good citizenship and the —SELECTED, feeling prevails that so long as the youth of the land manifestav such | THE ABSENT-MINDED GANGSTER j interest in the C. M. T. C., wc shall He was very forgetful. Often he' know that peace and prosperity have | would forget what he went out for [ not resulted in “fatty” generation and return with the same number of | °f man’s mental, moral and physical ; bullets in his gun that he had when J being. I he went out. Each year finds more young men Finally the leader tied a string on [ applying with the consequent result the absent-minded gangster’s finger! that the latter applicants have to be to remind him h had to kill some- denied the privileges of these camps, body. No*, only must a young man apply ' One day he did it, and then, ab-1 early to be assured n place in the ; scnt-mindedly, forgot to make a get- > rnmps but he must comply as well away. | with all the requirements for ac- ! So the authorities tied u rope erptance. The date ho completes | around his neck to remind him not ! meeting these requirements is the ! to kill anybody else. ! determining factor as to whether or —R. C. O’BRIEN, j not he goes to camp. Many young — j men lost their places in camps last A FAMILY TIE • year because they did not promptly One of the partners in a big Wall j submit evidence of satisfactory in- Streot hanking house—an invest- oculation against typhoid and vacci- nient banker worth many millions— 1 na*ion against smnllpox. Pas a brother uptown in the cloak | Young men from this state can se- ! and suit trade. The two brothers s Very little of each other, although tno clorfc and-suiter often calls nt the office of his more prosperous bank er-brother. The other day, annoyed by his brother's refusal to leave his private office i/» see him, the cloak-nnd- suito insisted upon speaking to him on ihe telephone. “Is that you, Sidney?” asked the eloak-tnd-suiter. “Yes, I am Mr. So and So,” came the reply. “Who are you? I’m very busy.” “You may not remember me. th;s is your brother Nathan, I met you in our father’s house.”—New York Evening World. MAYBE THIS ISN’T SO HOT Shop Assistant (pointing to a row of chickens)—This chicken, ma’am? Customer—No. “This one?” “No.” “Well, let me know when I’m get ting warm.” —ANSWERS. MY 4D 4 nice mud-guards 4 wheel brakes, 4 sleek snubbers When she shakes. 4 new pistons, 4 plugs, too, 4 wide doors To enter through. 4 bright headlights— How they shine! 4 more payments— Then she’* mine! ARTHUR L. LIPPMANN. tells ^ou where to go for Texaco Qasolinc— the gas that starts you off on the instant —and no back talk. The gas that keeps your engine purring right along—and no heritation. The gas that delivers more mileage—the new and better Texaco And Texaco Motor Oii— the clean, clear, golden oil. Highly refined —r.ohnrdcarbon— thecolortcllsthejtory. 0. M. ENNIS General Merchandise ! I lifted my hat I To brush back my hair I As I passed where she sat; | I lifted my hat, I But she turned me down flat And gave me the air. I just lifted my hat ! To brush back my hair. ; oao j BOSTON CAFE' information concerning these camps and submit their applications to Col. F. S. L. Price, Inf., 215 Red Rock Building, Atlanta, Ga. HORSE LAUGH I wish I had a story to fill tills little chink And make the printer’s devils sling all the wicked ink. I wish I had a story. Oh, bo, R makes me curse. But since I have no story, yoa’U have to take this verse. —SELECTED. Betty Jennings: I paid my fourth visit to the beauty parlor today. Mary Farmer. Strange, you eoald not get waited on. Laying Msdb—Scratch Feed# and Baby Chicks Feeds—New shipment Purina Feeds jnst received nt L. D. SMITH’S. FOR RENT—2 back rooms, elderly couple desired. Mrs. W. T. Bleod- werth, Midway. Laying Maah—Scratch Feeds end Baby Chicks Feeds—New shipment Purina Feeds just received at L. D. BL0ATEDJEEUN6 Ami Other Trouble. Welt Away After Thu Sort Carolinian Had Takes Black DranghL Iva, 8. C.—“I have used Black- Draught, at intervals, for about five years,” says Mr. J. F. Gilliland, of this place. “I take it for Indignation. "After eating. I would have a tight, bice ted feeling, and pains in my .-hest and stomach. I would rrpit up my food, ar.d some things I ale would not agree with me at alL “I would be hungry, but afraid to cat on account of the indigestion. I would bo constipated, too. “Some one told me that I should try Black-Draught, xvhl'h F did.