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UNION RECORDER. MILLEDGEVILLE, CA., MAY S, lift t he opening game. HOOVER’S “WING." useful work. aircraft output Thousand* paid to see the opening S, tween the Yankees and the Krd'sox. Fifty million Americans int know who the Yankees and the I Hi Sox are. haven’t the faintest idea i> v *}i:igoras and Thales were. Tiny are just a shappy, and Thales and Pythagoras don’t care. RaM-ball observed that President Hoover was “wild in his pitch," trowing the ball that sUrted Wash- inrten* 5 baseball season. Technicians said thst throwing the medirine ball had “made the Presi- dint a little strong on the wing.” “Wins” >' baseball language for Intelligent baseball men will say t „ President Hoover, us the artist of Mid to the ruler, annoyed at be- infr excelled by him, “God forbid that you should know as much about this as 1 know." There is such a thing as knowing too much about baseball. rr:*>ident Coolidge becomes a director in the New York Life Com pany in place of the late Ambassador Herrick. Such a man as Mr. Coolidge could r remain idle. And he could with difficulty find work more useful tann life insurance. It inculcates thrift, provides for widows and chil dren. The United States, producing 4,600 airplane# in 19118, leads in aircraft out-put. France in 1928 built only 1440 Great Britain sells more airplanes abroad than we do. France, however, has five time* as many fighting planes as we have. Het fighting fleet is so big it makes Great Britain very polite. France is the real airplane coun try. n«> matter what others may m-uiufacturc. Britain is catching up. We lag behind, but that will A gentleman of the American De fense Society, who would only accep* immigrants as much as possible like the Puritans, keeping out others, .‘ay# "President Hoover doesn't know as much about immigration as some Mr. Hoover knows a good deal mor e about immigration than the American Defense Society knows. S’.uyvesar. Fish sues officials that flopped his yacht, looking for liquor, of which he had none. It was a new yacht. Mr. Fish wants to “protect the rights of yachtsmen.” T<. protect the rights of row boats ind other small craft is or ought to 1 •-. even more important, in a re public. since there are more cf them. However, republic or no republic, stopping a rich man’s yacht seems to create more excitement than break ing into a poor man’s house and kill ing his wife. • GOODRICH FLEET INVADES MEXICO DESPITE RESOLUTION While the smoke of the latest bat- •iv between the Mexican Federal and Kevoljtionary forces (still floaleti llVer the much disputed city of Juirez, t'.e advi-rturesome crew of , the Goodrich Skiver Fleet piloted 1 •' !r caravan of fifteen silvered cars acro-i the Ri 0 Grande from El Paso and a corps of peaceful land sailors mingled their uniformed figures '‘ith tno^e fo the victorious Mexican frderals. General M. J. Limon, con quering Federal general, met them ai the border and gave them a caval- 0' escort into Juarez. General Limon, expressed polite I regrets that the pursuit of the rebels j demanded his attention elsewhere | " n d turned the fleet over to Colonel I urentine Mantabo who headed the' fjvtdry escort during the fleet’s tour! | the city. However, General Lim-[ ' n he.-itated long enough to sign his' narru to the fleet scroll which holds' 1 '^natures of hundreds of may-! ^ r \°* American cities and several| atmnal lawmakers. The mayor of j ** Mexican city and hU chief of " 1 a * fi0 signed the unique does- 1 *io DOWN Prices & Terms to Suit Every Budget GO TO BED STORIES One morning BrYr Rabbit was skinping down the road just as chipper as you please when he met! Mrs. Squirrel. “How DO you do this handsome ! morning?" asked Mrs. Squirrel. "Handsome? ! thank you for call-' ir.g me that," replied Br’er Rabbit. “I was referring to the day—it’s a handsome day, but then I do think your hair is parted beautifully this morning. I always did admire you, Br’er Rabbit. I know Mrs. Rabbit is very proud of you. “That's just as kind of you as can «4e. We all need a little encour agement in this world." answered Br’er Rabbit. “You mean, we all need a little flattery, don’t you?" •‘Flattery is insincere encourage ment,’’ launghed the Rabbit. “Well, sometimes I almost envy you those beautiful ears. They are [ | 'O long and they stand tip so per- ‘ fectly. I do not believe there is one hair out jf place on them,” rsaid Mrs. SquirreL “Ah, my dear! But you have a very beautiful tail while 1 have a—" “You must not refer to your tail, Br’er Rabbit. It is so short no one e*er thinks of it Always dwell upon the pleasant things of this world like your dear ears, so lovely and so long. I was just thinking you might be able to fly some day. Just think, you would he the only animal in all the world who could fly." The idea appealed to Br’er Rabbit and he replied: “That’s all very fine, but how about a Flying Squirrel?" “How CAN you compare a Flying Squirrel to yourself? You have such beautiful ears that you would mfeke a perfect airship of yourself. But I must he going," and with that Mrs. Squirrel departed 4 *Not a btad idea, not a bad idea,” GUARD HEALTH As You Quard Life Itself— Y 1 OU owe it to yourself and to your family to take a ery possible precaution against the danger of food infection. That means, first and foremost — ade quate, modern refrigeration ... a Genera! Electric Refrigerator. ' You'll, be keen about them when you come in and inspect the various models on display. First, you'll note their beauty and distinction of design. They carry the modem note of beauty into the kitchen. You will like, too, the fact that a General Electric Refrigerator is so quiet you barely hear it, that it is absolutely automatic — doesn't even need oiling. From the cost standpoint, you will be impressed with the economy of operation of these sanitary, efficient electric refrigerators. No installation prob lem, either. Simply plug into any electric outlet. That's all. The new low elec tric rates work in your favor, too, fiirther reducing the cost of operation of equipment created for use in the average home where expenses must be kept reasonable. Inspect at our nearest store our full line and pick out for yourself the model you like best. The General Electric G-40 $10 down — $8.50 a month Food storage capacity over 3*/j *q. ft. Porcelain interior, lacquer ex terior. All-steel construction. For the very small family. Models & Sizes to Suit Every Need This is a name that deserves its widespread fame. The General Electric Company's resources are behind it. For 15 years the laboratories of this great international institution have been at work improving and perfecting the refrig erator we offer you today on such reasonable terms. More than 250,000 American homes — a quarter of a million — are equipped with General Electric Refrigerators . .. and not one penny has been spent in service! No wonder owners of these sanitary, economical, automatic refrigerators are enthusiastic in their praise. You will be too, — provided you seize this opportunity while you may and take advantage of these remarkably attractive terms. The money involved is so little — and so easily managed on these terms — it would be a shame not to avail yourself of all that it means to have in your home a General Electric Refrigerator. • jJEDGES JOSH ybu’d see me here!” Miss Flatt: “I’m sorry you don’t think much of my voice, professor. The people next door say I ought to go abroad to study.” Professor: “Yes, but I don’t live next door.” Millionaire: “Every dollar I have was made honeftly.” Candid Friend: “By whom?” The big business man had died and gone to—well, not to heaven. But hardly had he settled down for a nice long smoke when a hearty han dslapped him on the back, and into his ear boomed the voice of a persistent salesman who had pester ed him much on earth. “Well, Mr. Smith,” chortled the salesman, "I’m here for the appoint ment. “What appointment?” “Why, don’t you remembfer?” the salesman went on. “Every time 1 came into your office you told me thought Br’er Rabbit to himself. “You conceited rascal,” shouted Mister Jay Bird from a tree. RRIfl^ThatClink Like Steer: Ar. tun. b, ik. -McMillan- p m . u ;; burnt in our continuous kilns ;; ' | There is No Waste in Our Bricks. 1 i We Make Qnick Shipments la Any Quality. * ;: RICH CLO FACE BRICK-FIRE BRICK-COMMON BRICK ; : ; Milledgeville BrickWorksCo MILLEDGEVILLE, GA. < > Established IMS by J. W. McMillan. | ! K. G. McMillan, President Belle McMillan. Vice-Prnsidnnt ' '